Ai Le sat on the ground and frowned: "I've been in this place for more than a month, when can I go out." ”

Qing Han got up from a pile of dry grass, there is nothing in this place, and it is obviously impossible to get a proper bed to sleep in, so the place where Ai Le and Qing Han sleep is on the dry grass, which is better than sleeping on the ground.

In the past month, Ai Le's clothes have been tattered, and it is estimated that she will have to make a skirt out of grass for a while, but the clothes on Qinghan's body are not ordinary, and they are not damaged, but they are very dirty.

Qing Han walked to Ai Le's side, brushed off his skirt, sat down lightly beside him, looked at the blue sky, sighed, and said, "I also want to leave here early, but ......, alas! ”

Although the scenery of this place is good, there is water to drink, and fish to eat, but after all, it is a barren mountain and a wild mountain, and the material is quite poor, but fortunately, Ai Le and Qinghan are here, and they can at least fight and quarrel to pass the time, if it is a person, it is estimated that they have been driven crazy by loneliness and loneliness.

Ai Le sighed and didn't speak and looked at the sky in a daze, Qing Han was the same, the two of them each missed their lovers, hoping to leave here one day earlier, but they also clearly knew that it was too difficult to leave this ghost place, and nine times out of ten they would have to live in this ancient life.

Time passed little by little, and I don't know how long it took, Qing Han suddenly said softly: "What are you thinking?" ”

Elle looked at the sky and muttered to himself, "I miss home, I miss my father, I miss my girlfriend." I want to go high. Thinking of Cheng Ziyi. I think about Liang Shishi, I want to think about the medicine boy, and I want to think about Lin Bingru, I really even think about Yi Xueqi's pumping girl, by the way, I also got the roaring dog to my house last time, I named him Wangcai, I don't know how they are now! ”

Qing Han let out a long sigh and said, "I miss my father, king, and mother." I miss the small vegetable garden that my father planted, and I miss the fried noodles made by my mother. ”

When Ai Le operated on the Jade Emperor, he went to the small vegetable garden of the Jade Emperor's house, and at that time he happened to meet the Queen Mother making fried noodles, and the Jade Emperor was picking garlic, thinking of this, he suddenly "fluttered" and laughed, the previous things were so close to him, but so far away, as if it happened yesterday, and it seemed to happen hundreds of years ago.

"What are you laughing at?" Qinghan was a little upset, she thought that Eller was laughing at him.

Elle is really in no mood to quarrel with this celestial fairy named Qinghan right now. He shook his head and said, "I didn't laugh at anything, it's just that I never dreamed that the gods would also grow their own vegetables." What I didn't expect was that you also eat fried noodles, alas, I really want to eat a bowl of fried noodles, eat fish all day long, and I want to vomit when I eat it. ”

Qing Han nodded emphatically and said, "I also want to eat jajangmyeon!" Speaking of this, she said in frustration: "It's a pity that I can't eat here, and I don't want to eat fish anymore." ”

Ai Le suddenly saw a few fat rabbits grazing in the grass not far away, he wiped a handful of saliva and said excitedly: "How about we eat roast rabbits at night?" ”

Qing Han's hair was messy at this time, and she still had the appearance of a fairy, so much so that she looked like a little girl who couldn't eat enough and complained with a complaining face, and her little head shook like a rattle: "Don't eat, don't eat, the rabbit is so cute, it's too cruel for us to kill it and eat meat." ”

Ai Le sneered and said: "I'm dying of hunger, you still have compassion, and I'm also convinced." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw several monkeys chasing and playing in the trees not far away.

Ai Le picked up a stone and returned to it, muttering: "Lao Tzu is sad to death, you have been to the leisure, your sister's." ”

Still saying this, Ai Le went out angrily, and Qing Han shouted behind him: "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

Ai Le didn't look back and said, "I don't like these monkeys, I'll teach them a lesson." ”

Qing Han rolled his eyes and muttered, "It's really idle and has nothing to do." Seeing Ai Le's figure disappear into the woods, Qing Han suddenly found that she was idle, she sighed and went to wash her face by the pool, fairies are also women, women are cleaner than men, even if they are in this barren mountains and mountains, Qing Han will wash his face and feet every day, but he will not be the same as Ai Le, let alone take a bath, he is too lazy to wash his face, and he is dirty to death.

Qinghan washed up and returned to the wooden house, but he didn't see Ai Le come back, and he didn't know where he ran to, Qinghan had nothing to do and squatted at the door to watch the ants, so he simply went back to the house and continued to sleep, what else could she do in this ghost place besides sleeping? There's really nothing to do, as for catching fish and getting food, Qinghan doesn't care, anyway, with Ai Le here, she doesn't need her at all.

The day passed like this, when the sun was about to set, Qing Han was woken up by Ai Le, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that this thing was standing in front of him with a few large leaves wrapped in some water, Qing Han rubbed his eyes and said in a daze: "If you want to drink water, go outside to drink, why do you bring this water in?" ”

Elle excitedly said, "This is not water, it's wine." ”

Qinghan came to his senses as soon as he heard this, and regardless of his image, he stood up and walked to Ai Le's side, leaned his head over and sniffed it, and immediately said excitedly: "It's really wine, where did you get it?" ”

Ai Le is also very excited, he has been coming to this ghost place for more than a month, eating fish all day, eating so much that he is about to vomit, there is nothing but fish, he can find wine to drink more than 100 times in a row five million, he hehe smiled: "In the morning I went to the woods to teach those damn monkeys, and accidentally found that they even make wine, so I took some back, let's go to the waterfall, I remember that there was a big stone recessed, I put the wine inside, and then go to get it." ”

Qinghan was so excited that he nodded again and again, pulled Ai Le and ran out, and when he came to the grooved stone, Ai Le didn't care whether it was dirty or not, he directly poured the monkey wine in the big leaves, and then excitedly went to get the wine again.

Ai Le ran back and forth several times and finally filled the groove of the big stone, Qing Han was excited to jump on the side, she was a little fairy who regarded Ai Le as an enemy a month ago, and at this time she had already regarded Ai Le as her heaven and her earth, if there was no Ai Le, she would definitely starve to death here, but the change in her heart and the dependence on Qing Han as a party have not yet been noticed.

After pouring the last of the monkey wine into it, Ai Le said mysteriously, "You wait, there is something else to eat today, we won't eat fish." ”

Qinghan said excitedly: "Really? Then you hurry up. Come back soon. She didn't realize that she was like a little daughter-in-law now. Waiting for her husband to find some food to fill her stomach.

Elle goes as fast as he goes, and he comes back as quickly as he comes. When he came back, he was carrying a big fat rabbit in his hand, he thought that Qinghan would be happy, but she looked sad and complained: "How can you hurt such a cute little animal?" Elle, you've gone too far. ”

Ai Le pouted and said, "What do you call me excessive?" If the rabbit is not eaten by me, it has to be eaten by other things, you don't have to be sad like Lin Daiyu, you might as well go hunting with me at that time, so as not to eat fish all the time. ”

Qing Han couldn't bear to look at the rabbit. Very unhappy: "If you want to eat yourself, I will definitely not eat." ”

Ai Le snorted and said, "If you like to eat or not, I will eat it myself." After speaking, he found a small sword in the bag and began to peel the skin.

After more than half an hour, the smell of barbecue spread throughout the valley, and Qinghan, who had not left, couldn't help sniffing her nose when she smelled the fragrance, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time, she was really tired of eating fish and wanted to eat something else, but she couldn't pull her face to ask Ai Le for rabbit meat.

Ai Le has already torn off a rabbit leg and put it on the side to nibble on the side, and the food is so fragrant that he didn't mean to ask his fellow sufferer Qinghan if he ate it. After eating for a while, Ai Le first picked up the monkey wine that he had obtained with great difficulty, found a leaf, carried the rabbit's leg, and ran to the stone to scoop and drink. Drink a bite of rabbit meat, and take a mouthful.

The cold gluttonous worm has long been teased, but she is embarrassed to pass, just but she is angry and said that she will not eat, if she will go over to ask Ai Le for rabbit meat to eat, she will not have the face to see him in the future, this will she can only squat next to her angrily, there is a small wooden stick on the ground to draw circles in circles, cursing Ai Le who received a thousand knives was choked to death.

After killing a whole rabbit leg, Elle burped, returned to the fire, tore off a piece of meat, came to Qinghan's side, handed it to her, and said, "Eat some, you haven't eaten in a day." ”

Qing Han said angrily: "If you don't eat, if you don't eat, you won't eat." After speaking, he pushed Ai Le's hand away.

This annoyed Ai Le, he worked hard to steal monkey wine and catch rabbits and roast rabbits, and rushed to send the roasted meat, who wanted to touch the cold butt with a hot face, and felt very unhappy, so he withdrew his hand and stuffed the piece of rabbit meat into his mouth and said, "Don't eat it, right?" I see your ass is itching again, right? ”

Ai Le's way of getting along with Qinghan is that she disobeys him and makes him angry, so he spanks her and beats her until she is obedient.

Qinghan is now completely afraid of Ai Le, and when he heard that he was angry, his eyes turned red, and he choked up: "You will bully me." ”

Now as long as Ai Le is angry and has the urge to spank her again, Qing Han can't help but want to cry, she knows that Ai Le is afraid of her crying, she has been practicing this trick for a long time, and now she can use it without brewing.

Speaking of this, Qinghan said aggrievedly: "I can't eat it, you bring it to me." At the same time, she didn't forget to call Ai Le, this is a habit she has developed in Heaven for many years, it is difficult to get rid of it, Ai Le is also cheap, and she hasn't seen through Qing Han's habit of being a servant if he has nothing to do.

Ai Le saw that Qinghan lowered his head, and returned to the bonfire with satisfaction, pulled a piece of belly meat and brought it to Qinghan to eat, Qinghan had a reluctant expression and stuffed the rabbit meat into his mouth, it didn't matter if he ate it, he was immediately out of control, and he ate quickly and urgently.

Ai Le was pleased with this, and finally trained the nine girls of the Jade Emperor to be obedient, he didn't expect that he had been called by a servant all the time, and he was full of excitement about training fairies.

Elle didn't forget to scoop some monkey wine with leaves for Qinghan to drink.

It didn't take long for the two people to eat rabbit meat with a leaf, monkey wine is made of monkey fruit collection, it tastes sweet and sour and is very delicious, there is no feeling of drinking at all, but this kind of wine also has a degree, drinking too much will make people drunk.

But Ai Le and Qing Han didn't expect this, they just felt that drinking with rabbit meat was too beautiful, two people, you take a sip and I take a sip, and all the wine will be drunk clean in more than an hour.

At this time, it was dark in the morning, Ai Le's face was not red, he never drank on his face, but he would also drink too much, now it is obviously more, sitting there drunk and stupid, and at the same time his body is still shaking, at this time, if someone pushes him, Ai Le will definitely fall down and sleep.

Qing Han, the Jade Emperor's nine daughters, obviously didn't drink much, not only was her face flushed, but her tongue was big.

Seeing Qinghan, the ninth princess stretched out her hand and patted Ai Le's shoulder, hehe smirked: "Your rabbit meat is really delicious, we will eat rabbit meat tomorrow." Saying this, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the grass in the distance and said, "Catch them, bake them all, eat them, and this wine, and we will drink it tomorrow." ”

Speaking of this, Qing Han's body leaned forward and plunged directly into Ai Le's arms, and he also drank Ai Le and fell directly to the ground, but he didn't forget to brag with his tongue: "You, don't worry, tomorrow I, I'll serve the monkey nest, bring and bring all the wine, hehe, the rabbit meat tube, tube is enough, but it can be eaten." ”

Qing Han lay in Ai Le's arms and smirked: "Then, then let's say okay, we, we don't get drunk and don't return." ”

Ai Le waved his hand and shouted, "Must, must, don't get drunk and don't return, come, drink." After speaking, he gestured with the wine glass and put his hand to his mouth to drink, so there is wine? It was purely that he drank too much and hallucinated.

The two people who drank big were one below, the other was talking about wine, laughing and scolding, what kind of fairy was it, it was clearly a bunch of little lovers who drank too much.

The two of them grinded and chirped and didn't know how long they talked, and finally hugged each other and fell asleep.

The next morning, Ai Le felt a pain in his stomach, and then he couldn't breathe, and he jumped out of the water and scolded before he could wipe the water on his face: "Are you fucking crazy? ”

Ai Le is not stupid, although he doesn't know how he fell into the water, but he can guess that he must have been kicked down by Qing Han.

Qing Hanqiao's face was red, even her neck was red, she glared at Ai Le and scolded: "Why don't you drown you, stinky rascal, bastard, you bully me." ”

Ai Le walked from the water to the shore and said angrily: "Neurotic, who bullied you? ”

Qinghan stretched out his hand and pointed at Ai Le and said, "It's you, it's you." ”

Ai Le shook his head and shook off the sewer: "Are you sick?" How did I bully you? ”

Qing Han even turned even redder, looked down at the messy clothes on his chest and cried "wow".

Ai Le also looked at the position of his chest, only to see that the clothes in that position were messy, revealing the snow-white skin inside, Ai Le thought hard about yesterday, but he didn't remember what he did yesterday. (To be continued......)