Chapter 33: Only a virgin can practice
Originally, He Jin was going to return to school in the afternoon, but who knew that when he was about to arrive at school, Liu Yunfei called him. Liu Yunfei had to accompany Liu's mother on the plane at night, so she called He Jin and asked He Jin to see her off.
So, He Jin became a free driver.
By the time I returned to Yunhai University, it was already five or six o'clock in the afternoon, so I parked the car downstairs in the dormitory and walked down.
At this time, the senior students are basically in a period of time when they have nothing to do after the defense, so many of them have left school before, either going home, or traveling.
However, in the past two days, a large number of students have returned to school one after another, because tomorrow is the graduation ceremony, and tonight will naturally be a grand and lively party.
"I hope I can graduate safely......" He Jin kicked the small pebbles on the side of the road away,
He Jin's requirements are really not high, he has been in college for four years, and he has also been in college for four years, He Jin hopes that the last two days can be spent in peace and stability, and there will be no more trouble.
The scene of the party has already begun to be arranged, it is arranged downstairs in the dormitory, and the lighting and sound are now being adjusted.
", why don't you say hello when you come back?" From afar, after the little fat man saw He Jin, he walked over and patted He Jin twice on the shoulder: "Brothers, I thought you wouldn't be able to catch up with the graduation party and ceremony." ”
"If you can rush back, of course you have to rush back." He Jin directly found a stool at the party site and sat down: "Little fatty, where is Lao Liu?" ”
"Dinner." The little fat man pouted: "Without your assistance, I would have knelt a lot in a row." ”
The standard configuration of the dormitory of Yunhai University is a dormitory for six people, but when it was He Jin's turn, there were only three people living there, because there were no other students. The old Liu in He Import is called Liu Feng, and the little fat man is called Pang Jing.
He Jin doesn't stay in the dormitory all day, the little fat man is an out-and-out scumbag, Liu Feng is the legendary school bully, of course the two get along awkwardly, in the words of the little fat man, they are not on the same channel at all.
Now that he is about to graduate, Liu Feng was sent to a university in the capital for graduate school, He Jin has nothing to do, and the little fat man is going to be sent abroad by his family.
"Okay, don't keep a strain, isn't Lao Liu playing games with you?" He Jin rolled his eyes, and was completely speechless at the little fat man: "Every time Lao Liu goes to the laboratory, I don't see you follow." ”
"I'm sick, allergies in the laboratory, allergies as soon as I arrive at the laboratory, I feel weak, and my eyes are ......full of gold," the little fat man sat on the stool, ignoring He Jin's rolling eyes, and directly took out his mobile phone: "Since you are back, I will ask Lao Liu to come over early." ”
"By the way, Lao He, what are you going to do with your work?" Sitting in his seat and chatting, Pang Jing finally asked the question he was very concerned about: "You won't really become a Taoist priest, will you?" ”
"What does it mean to really be a Taoist? Brother is a genuine Taoist priest. He Jin patted his chest: "From the moment my brother became an adult, he officially reported to the Religious Affairs Management Office, and it has been four years now. ”
The little fat man remembered this stubble and patted his face: "I know this, I mean, you don't really want to stay in the countryside and inherit the Taoist temple you said, right?" ”
"How is that possible? Staying in the countryside all the time can suffocate people to death. He Jin shook his head, how can there be Yunhai sister paper in the countryside with high quality, besides, in addition to this, He Jin's out-of-the-box temperament cannot stay in the Taoist temple for the rest of his life: "The world is so big, I want to go out and see." ”
"You really should go out and have a look." The little fat man nodded, and then came to his senses: "We're talking about work now!" Job! ”
"It's not decided yet, so I'm looking for a temporary job for the time being." He Jin remembered his job as a hypnotist with an hourly salary of 1,000 oceans, but He Jin knew that at this price, it was estimated that Chen Xi would not be able to invite him a few times.
He Jin really didn't worry too much about money, after all, there were still some ginseng waiting for him to pick in the mountains, so he couldn't get some ginseng and sell it, and his net worth would soon increase several times.
However, if it is not to the point of exhaustion, He Jin doesn't want to touch those ginseng or anything, wild ginseng is not Chinese cabbage, especially the last year, but pick one less one.
"So, you still haven't found a job." The corners of the little fat man's mouth twitched twice, and he criticized mercilessly: "You are just lazy!" Too lazy to look for a job! Too lazy to sit in the office! Otherwise, the last time a company came to recruit, they all agreed to hire you, but when you were asked for a tripartite agreement, you gave up! Lao Liu and I went to ask the instructor, don't think we don't know! ”
In March, a company did come to Yunhai University to recruit, and after He Jin participated in the application meeting, he came back and said that he had not applied for the job.
There is a saying that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry, seeing that graduation is getting closer and closer, Liu Feng and Pang Jing took the initiative to ask the instructor, but the instructor's reply was beyond their expectations.
It's not that He Jin can't find a company, a few companies even called the guide, but He Jin didn't want to sign a contract, and no one could do anything.
"I just feel a little lost." In front of his good friends, He Jin didn't hide his thoughts much.
"How confused?" Looking at He Jin's confused expression, the little fat man asked, he really hadn't seen this kind of look from He Jin.
"I don't know what kind of job I'm going to look for." He Jin hesitated for a moment and said.
Just as Lao Liu hurried back after eating, the three of them walked to the lawn on the side and talked about He Jin.
Of course, He Jin didn't say everything stupidly, and He Jin's deceased Taoist master naturally lay down again.
In He Jin's mouth, his master is a god-level existence that shocks the earth and weeps ghosts and gods, and has taught him many skills, he is not only superb in martial arts, but also proficient in the language of hundred beasts.
"Why does it sound more like a novel? The young man from the mountain village came out of the mountain to the flower capital, stepped on the enemy, suggested the business empire with one hand, and hugged hundreds of beautiful women with the other! Pang Jing slurred his lips and said, "Lao He, learn two words of dog barking first!" ”
"Get out." He Jin almost kicked Pang Jing out, and sometimes, the little fat man was not in shape compared to him: "Be serious." ”
"Lao He, it's not that we are not serious, but what you said is too bizarre......" The little fat man glanced at He Jin, he didn't want to look for a job, and he didn't need to find such a bizarre reason.
Seeing that the two of them looked incredulous, He Jin sighed, Nima doesn't believe it to this extent, what if I tell you about moving mountains and reclamation of the sea and spreading clouds and rain?
He Jin smacked his tongue, and the sound of chirping rang out.
"I have to say, Lao He, your bird song is quite like ......" In the next second, the little fat man's voice couldn't speak, because the gray bird had been falling from the sky and landing on He Jin's shoulder.
Pang Jing and Liu Feng looked at the bird on He Jin's shoulder in surprise, and were silent for three minutes.
"What you say is true? Do you really know the language of beasts, and you can fight against a hundred? ”
"Hmm!" He Jin nodded vigorously.
"Master, I've finally found you!" The little fat man knelt directly on one knee and hugged He Jin's thigh tightly: "Please teach me peerless martial arts!" ”
Liu Feng covered his eyes miserably, the little fat man is completely undisciplined.
"Get out!" He Jin's legs shook and directly bounced the little fat man away.
The little fat man sat on the grass a little stunned, and then his eyes lit up: ", Lao He, you have real kung fu!" ”
"Nonsense!" He Jin said coaxingly: "I have practiced since I was a child." ”
"Ask for teaching!" The little fat man looked at He Jin with bright eyes, and said that basically every boy has a dream of martial arts.
"You can't practice! This is a stunt of this door, which will not be passed on, and it requires that the yang energy is not discharged! In other words, it has to be a virgin! He Jin said nonchalantly.
The little fat man immediately became depressed, but Liu Feng was a little eager to try.
"Lao Liu, this kind of kung fu has to be practiced for at least ten years." He Jin instantly found another reason to prevaricate, and stifled Liu Feng's careful thoughts: "You won't be ready to be a virgin for ten years, right?" ”
Liu Feng rolled his eyes and sat on the grass: "Come on, come on, discuss the general's future life." ”
He Jin's name is the same as that of He Jin, the general in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, so he is also called the general in the dormitory.