205 Pinching each other
Lunch was very exciting, Rana this guy was hungry for two meals, and his stomach had already sung an empty city plan, he swept the dishes on the table with a food that was very inconsistent with his image, Xiaoyu wanted to eat a chicken leg to eat, but was snatched away by Lana, Yueyue wanted to eat shrimp, but was also poured by Lana for most of the plate, Molly wanted to eat some meat on the belly of the fish, but found that the braised fish had already become a skeleton, leaving a bare fish head to smile at her.
"Ramen, you're a pig!" Molly finally couldn't bear it anymore and yelled loudly, scaring Xiaoyu and Yueyue so much that their chopsticks fell to the ground.
Rana didn't react at all, and he didn't forget to use chopsticks to pick up a piece of oily and shiny braised pork and put it in his mouth (since Lana found that chopsticks pick up vegetables more quickly, he worked hard to learn how to use chopsticks, and now his chopsticks are stronger than many people in country Z, strong enough to easily pick up round green beans), Rana took a big bite of rice in his mouth, gave Molly a big smile, and said vaguely: "Cousin-in-law, you cook too few dishes, not enough for me to eat alone!" β
"Peace of mind, peace of mind!" Molly kept reciting the four-character scripture to keep herself from getting angry, there were children at home, but children couldn't see her so unladylike side.
"It's not enough to eat, right, I'll burn more later, if you don't finish it for me, see how I clean you up!" Molly smiled and said cruel words, Lana suddenly felt a chill down her spine, what did her cousin mean by this?
Molly quickly went to the kitchen and made a dozen more dishes, put away the empty dishes that Rana had eaten, and left four dishes for the three of them to eat, and the rest of the large dishes were brought to Ranner. Gritted his teeth and said, "These are all yours, if you don't finish them, I have a way to stuff them for you, understand?" β
Lana was so frightened by Molly that she shuddered, then she hiccuped very loudly, and then she kept snoring, and it was useless to drink water and jump high, and the whole room only heard Rana "Ahhh Ahh The strange scream made Xiaoyu and Yueyue giggle non-stop, and Molly calmly ate the braised fish. Let you steal my food. Choke you!
Lana, who couldn't stand it anymore, ran to Molly for help, and shouted vigorously, "Ahh I was wrong! Ahh I shouldn't, uh. Grab your dish and eat! β
Xiaoyu and Yueyue also intercede for Lana and ask their mother (aunt) to relieve Uncle Ra's hiccup, and Molly rolls her eyes. Lana's hiccups really have nothing to do with her, it's just a coincidence, why do you think she bullied Lana, and sure enough, it's a good-looking person who takes advantage! Spit and complain, Molly still said: "What do horses eat?" β
"Huh? Horses eat grass! Lana, though inexplicable, answered Molly's question.
After Molly asked, she lowered her head to eat, and no longer bothered with Lana, who was anxious, "Cousin, how can you ignore me?" You...... Hey? How am I doing? Don't fight? "Lana wondered how he suddenly stopped hiccups, he was so fierce just now, why did he suddenly get better?
"Uncle Ra, are you really not hiccuping? Did your mother cure you? Xiaoyu asked curiously.
"Cousin-in-law, did you use the talisman just now? Why don't I see you using talismans? Didn't those Taoist priests on TV use peachwood swords, yellow paper, and roosters? Why don't you use any of them? "Lana asks like a Teletubbies.
"The next time you have a hiccups, let people ask you what the horse eats, just answer that the horse eats grass and you can cure the hiccups!" Molly sighed, if she didn't send these two guys away, she wouldn't have to eat. (It's really clever to ask what to eat with a horse for hiccup, and the old sheep is cured with this trick every time!) οΌ
"It's that simple? Country Z is really a magical country, and even the hiccups are different! Lana was amazed.
Lana still couldn't finish all those dishes in the end, and Molly insisted that Lana finish it, but the two little guys said that they wanted to help Uncle Rana eat it, for fear of breaking the child's stomach, so Molly said sadly that she would give him the leftovers of the dishes and give him the heat at night, anyway, it can't be wasted.
After eating, several people watched TV in the living room, Molly and Lana quarreled again over the remote control board, Molly wanted to watch a movie channel, and Lana wanted to watch a satellite TV station known for its low-level funny.
"I'm a guest, I should be shown how to treat the people of country Z?"
"This is my home, I have the final say, and the guest will know it as the host knows?"
"You bullied me, I'm going to tell my cousin!"
"Hmph, your cousin is my husband, do you know the pillow wind? See if your cousin and my husband help you or help me! β
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Xiao Yu and Yueyue looked at these two naΓ―ve adults and shook their heads and sighed, and they both said that they should not compete with them for TV, they should continue to watch the photo album!
"Ding Dong!"
While the two were arguing, the doorbell rang.
"Looking for you, you go open the door!" Rana said.
"Maybe it's looking for you, why do you want me to open it?" Molly subconsciously retorted.
Neither of them would open the door first, you push me, I push you, the doorbell rang persistently, one after another.
Ay! Mom and Uncle La are getting more and more excessive, Dad must tell him when he comes back, Xiao Yu frowned and looked at the two adults, it was too unusual, Yueyue got up and quickly ran to see who was outside the door from the small hole, "Auntie, it's a fat grandma and an aunt, do you want to open the door?" β
"Fat grandma? Aunt? Who is it? Let me see! Molly's curiosity came up, she suddenly let go, Lana was caught off guard and fell on all fours, Molly smirked and ran over to see who it was?
"Hahaha!" Seeing Molly smile even more happily this time, outside the door is the fat aunt who said yesterday that she would introduce the leftover girl to Lana, and the other shy and timid woman must be the leftover girl who is returnees.
Molly yelled at Lana on the ground in the mood of watching a good show, "Dead Ramen, looking for you!" Then he opened the door enthusiastically.
The aunt and the leftover girl who were about to go home couldn't help but be overjoyed when they saw the door open, "Xiao Mo, where are you at home?" I thought you were out of the house! β
"No, I just finished eating and watching TV, and I didn't hear the ringtone, I'm really embarrassed!" Molly smiled and let the two into the house.
The leftover girl who returned from the sea wanted to call her sister, but after seeing the young and beautiful Molly, the sister was stuck in her throat and couldn't shout, so she had to call Miss Mo slightly. Molly didn't hear it right, Miss is really not a good word! Miss Returnee, you might as well call me Missor!
Lana looked at these two people a little inexplicably, who are these two people? He doesn't even know him, why did Cousin-in-law Mo say that she came to him? However, out of politeness, he still showed a smile to them, and the leftover girl who returned from the sea saw Lana's smile on the closed moon, her heart was like a peach blossom, and she was secretly happy in her heart, he also had a good impression of me, right?
Molly made two cups of tea and handed them to the guests, letting them eat the fruit, there were guests, Lana was still very polite, obediently looking at the photo album with Xiaoyu Yueyue, but her ears were pointed, listening to what Molly said to the two women?
"Xiao Mo, is your house really clean? I don't even dare to step on my feet! "Aunt can't stop praising Molly for being diligent.
Molly said a few polite words, and didn't take the initiative to ask her what was the matter? According to the polite trilogy of Z people, "Your home is really clean or beautiful!" "Your kid is so smart or so beautiful!" "What a blessing you are! Have such a good husband (wife)! Auntie will enter the topic after a few more words.
"Xiao Mo, these two beautiful dolls are your children? It's so handsome! Mom and dad have a good mold, and the children born are also good-looking! "Auntie is in the second part.
"No, the girl is my niece, she came to my house to play today, Xiaoyu, Yueyue, it's not a person!" Molly explained with a smile.
Xiaoyu and Yueyue obediently called grandma and auntie, and the fat aunt and the leftover girl who returned from the sea kept praising the child for being sensible.
Lana rolled his eyes on the sidelines, why is there so much nonsense? Z people are really funny, they can talk for a long time when they eat and sleep, and they always have to bend several times when they talk, and is there something wrong with that ugly woman's eyes? Why does she always look at me, does she know basic politeness? Do you know if you need to make eye contact with the person opposite you when you speak? (To be continued......)