Chapter Fifty-Eight: Hot
Just when Rulai was discussing with Guanyin who to place beside Ai Le, there were a bunch of people kneeling in front of the Jade Emperor, these people were the six dings and six jia, the four values of gong cao, the five directions to reveal the truth, the twenty-eight su, the thirty-six heavenly generals, and the seventy-two earth demons.
The Jade Emperor scolded with a pale face: "You group of waste, I told you thousands of times and asked you to watch Ai Le, but you went to play mahjong and fight the landlord, and Ai Le went to the underworld to know what I wanted you for?" When people come, they will all be dragged down for me and tied to the five thunder pillars, so that they will be punished by the five thunders every day. ”
Liuding Liujia and the others heard that their faces changed greatly, the punishment of the five thunders was more uncomfortable than their lives, the taste was simply worse than death, and a bunch of people kowtowed like pounding garlic and said: "The Jade Emperor spares his life, I know that I am wrong, I know that I am wrong." ”
It's no wonder that the Jade Emperor is so angry, he has worked hard to lay out for thousands of years to get to where he is today, but who would have thought that it was all because of the dereliction of duty of these fools in Liuding Liujia that Rulai knew Ai Le's true identity, and he didn't have to think that Rulai would definitely send someone to win over Ai Le.
Although Jin Chanzi erased all the memories of his previous lives, he was about to break with the Buddha Realm, but it was precisely because he lost the tragic memories of his previous lives that he was in trouble, once he gave Ai Le some benefits, God knows if he would stand on the other side of the Buddha Realm again.
The Jade Emperor originally wanted Ai Le to ascend to heaven directly after his experience in the mortal world, and rank in the immortal class, so that he was a person from the Heavenly Court through and through, and he wanted to use it for him.
Now that it's good, if you know Ai Le's identity, it's certain to win him over, and the Jade Emperor's painstaking plan for a thousand years has all been lost.
Just when the heavenly soldiers were about to pull these people down, Tai Bai Xing stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I think I will go around Liuding Liujia and them this time." ”
The Jade Emperor slapped the table and shouted, "Tai Bai Xing, you are so old and confused, aren't you?" Our Heavenly Court's painstaking plan for a thousand years was ruined at the hands of these fools, and you asked me to spare them? ”
Tai Bai Xing was not annoyed when he was scolded, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty when Hua Tuo took Ai Le to the heavenly court, but he pointed out what happened to his golden cicada in the past thousand years, he was raised as a pig by Rulai, and he was killed as soon as he got fat, even if he completely forgot about these, but after listening to Hua Tuo's words, can't he imagine these encounters?" I think Ai Le must be very angry with the Buddha realm right now.
The king of Jizo pointed out his true identity, and it was a good thing to see it as a micro-minister, so that they could continue to protect Ai Le, and send Hua Tuo to show him the scene of him being eaten alive in his previous lives, and seeing these Ai Le will only be more disgusted with the Buddha realm, Your Majesty is giving favors, and you are not afraid that Ai Le will go to the soup for Your Majesty? ”
The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes, slapped the table and said, "Yes, I'm so confused by these idiots." Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor stretched out his hand and pointed at Liuding Liujia and the others: "For the sake of Tai Bai Xing's face, let you go this time, and immediately give me a look at Ai Le, if you dare to neglect your duties, I want your dog's life." ”
Liuding Liujia and others, who were covered in white sweat, quickly kowtowed, then stood up and ran away.
The Jade Emperor waited for them to leave and said to Tai Bai Xing: "Aiqing, what kind of favor do you think you give to Ai Le?"
Tai Bai Xing smiled slightly, took a few steps forward, came to the Jade Emperor, and whispered a few words in his ear.
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Very good, very good, just do it." ”
On the other side, after discussing with Guanyin who to send, Guanyin frowned and said, "It's not appropriate for the Buddha Jizo to rashly inform Ai Le's identity, right?" I'm afraid he'll hold a grudge against the Buddha realm. ”
Rulai waved his hand and said: "There's nothing wrong with this, there is a plan for this matter, and I agreed with him to tell Ai Le, Jade Emperor Xiao'er played with me, and he was still tender, he must be thinking about what benefits to Ai Le to win him over, hum, wait, sooner or later there will be a day when he cries." ”
Guanyin was very puzzled by the decision between Nyorai and the King of Jizo, and she said, "The Buddha told him about his background, and he will definitely hate us, how do you make him change his mind and stand on our side again?" ”
Rulai smiled and said: "I have my own plans, you just watch patiently, okay, you can step back." ”
Guanyin didn't say anything, and returned to his mansion with a magical power, and the more Guanyin thought about it on the lotus, the more strange it became, what did he think about it with Jizo? How did they get Elle to be on the side of the Buddha Realm again? Did it fall on that person?
Ai Le, who was in the underworld, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle at this time, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, how can Lao Tzu be Tang Seng's unlucky egg?" At this point, he still couldn't believe it.
The bull head stood aside and stretched out the cow's hooves to grab the big hairy head and persuaded: "Doctor Ai, I persuade you to accept your fate, you are the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and you are much stronger than ordinary mortals." ”
Ai Le was furious, turned his head and glared at the bull head angrily and scolded: "You are the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and your whole family is the reincarnation of the golden cicada." ”
At this time, Cheng Ziyi came over panting with a sword, and said in a cold voice as she walked: "Have you seen the medicine boy's cruelty to animals?" ”
The bull head urn said angrily: "The nine girls are all at this time, what kind of medicine boy do you care?" Something big has happened. ”
Cheng Ziyi came to the front and looked at Ai Le with a sad and angry face and said, "Something happened." ”
The head of the cow stretched out a cow's hoof and pointed at Ai Le and said: "Ai Shenyi is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, he will not be able to think about it, I am afraid that he will find a short-term view, nine girls, you can help me Lao Niu persuade him." ”
Cheng Ziyi was shocked when she heard this: "What? Is he the heirloom of the golden cicada? After speaking, he looked at Ai Le with a complicated face.
When Ai Le saw Cheng Ziyi look at him like this, he hurriedly took a few steps back and said vigilantly: "Cheng Ziyi, I'll tell you not to mess around, if you want to eat me, I'll ...... I'll break the net with you, I'll blow myself up. ”
Ai Le was afraid that Cheng Ziyi would eat him as a snack after knowing his identity, who would let him eat Tang monk's meat to live forever.
Cheng Ziyi looked at Ai Le for a long time, and saw that the hairs on his back stood up, and he was covered in white sweat.
After a while, Cheng Ziyi turned around and left without saying a word.
Ai Le breathed a sigh of relief when he saw her leave, he now had some meaning that the grass and trees were all soldiers, for fear that the demons and monsters would take him away and fry him.
Not long after, Fox Ji got the news from Cheng Ziyi, and she didn't dare to delay and go to see the Demon Emperor immediately.
The Demon Emperor was dressed in a black robe, making it impossible to see his appearance clearly at all, and he sat on the Ten Thousand Bones Chair and muttered in a hoarse voice: "The reincarnation of the golden cicada? Interesting, interesting, the old boy of the Jade Emperor can make Rulai miserable, he can't find the golden cicada in this life, and the Buddha world may not know how many people have died, haha, it's good to die, it's good to die. ”
A bear spirit next to him said in a humble voice: "Since that kid is a golden cicada in the Demon Emperor, let's quickly catch him and eat him, there are many brothers who have been sick recently, and some are about to die of old age." ”
Fox Ji was shocked when she heard this, and hurriedly said, "No, no." ”
Xiong Jing glared at the fox Ji dissatisfiedly and said, "What are you talking about this old plague woman?" Don't catch golden cicadas to eat? Do you want my brothers to die of sickness and old age? ”
Fox Ji said angrily: "You stupid bear, your eyes are short-sighted, how many people can eat a golden cicada?" He ......"
The big-shouldered and round-waisted bear spirit interrupted the fox in an angry voice and said, "I don't care, in short, I must arrest him to eat, I can't watch my brothers die in front of me, but I don't do anything." ”
The black-robed demon emperor said at this time: "Old Xiong don't say a few words, Fox Ji is right, how many brothers and sisters can a golden cicada save?" Now that he is the director of the Gods and Demons Hospital, it is better to let him continue to be the director, and when he is successful in medicine, he will be able to save more brothers and sisters. ”
Xiong Jing is a fool, his head is not very bright, to put it bluntly, he is short-sighted, he doesn't understand the long-term plan of the Demon Emperor, I saw him with a neck voice like Hong Zhong said: "The Demon Emperor doesn't agree, I ......"
The Demon Emperor interrupted him with a cold snort and said, "Old Xiong doesn't need to say much, I have made up my mind." Speaking of this, he said to Fox Ji: "I heard that your Xiao Jiu is by his side? ”
Kitsune nodded and said, "By his side." ”
The Demon Emperor smiled playfully and said: "You have played a good game, but this move is good, since Xiao Jiu is by his side, then give Xiao Jiu to him, beauty at present, I still don't believe that the golden cicada is not used by me." ”
When Xiong Jing heard this, he was shocked and said, "How can the Demon Emperor do this? Xiao Jiu had already promised to give my Xiong Zhuang, how could he give the golden cicada to Xu, I think it is better to catch him and eat it. ”
Fox Ji was not happy when she heard this, and glared at Xiong Jing and said, "When will Xiong Dali's Xiaojiu promise your family's foolishness?" It's your wishful thinking, and I didn't agree. ”
Xiong Dali said angrily: "You old plague woman is so unreasonable, my Xiong Zhuang personally came to the door to propose marriage, do you want to regret it?" ”
Fox Ji snorted coldly: "There is such a thing as a door-to-door proposal, but we didn't agree. ”
The Demon Emperor saw that these two people were about to quarrel and immediately said: "Okay, this is the way to do it, Lao Xiong, I have thousands of women in the Demon Realm, and I will help you find one when I go back." At this he waved his hand and said, "All right, let's all go down." ”
Xiong Dali is not afraid of the earth, but he is afraid of the Demon Emperor, and now that he has said so, Xiong Dali naturally didn't dare to say anything, and went home with a belly of fire.
As soon as he entered, he saw his son Xiong Gong holding a small mountain-high stone to train his arm strength, Xiong Dali said angrily: "What's the use of you practicing this thing?" Your mother-in-law has been snatched away. ”
Xiong Zhuang was two heads taller than his father, two meters five or six, and his body was full of pimple meat. My mother-in-law robbed someone? That blind guy dares to touch my mother-in-law, damn, I'm going to knead him into a meatloaf. Still saying this, Xiong Zhuang strode away.
Xiong Dali hurriedly pulled him back and said what happened just now, Xiong Zhuang immediately said angrily when he heard it: "Damn, the golden cicada dares to rob my wife with me, I'll go and catch him back and eat him, damn it!" ”
It's getting more and more interesting, shouting that the collection and recommendation tickets are there!