Chapter 52: The Consequences of the Spoof

Qin Ming flipped through the post boringly, and his scarf throbbed violently.

You don't have to guess to know that the headline of the bib has now been replaced by the "fabrication door incident", and it seems that the Beijing Daily is about to face the dilemma of death.

I really don't know who wants to destroy the Beijing Daily?

Even Chen Guang, the boss of the Beijing Daily, wants to destroy it, it seems that this person has an ulterior motive. Wait, it seems that Mr. Chen's secretary published it in Chen Guang's name.

Could it be him?

It's not scientific.

It seems that both the secretary and Mr. Chen have problems.

This is Qin Ming's guess, since he has watched too many detective movies and decryption shows, he has been a little suspicious, but the reality is not sure if it is so complicated?

Qin Ming put the question in his mind for the time being, then closed the scarf and boarded the largest post bar in Huaxia, because the members inside were basically water emperor-level existences.

If you want to find the biggest negative news about "fabricated doors" in the post, it is obviously especially suitable in the post bar.

Qin Ming didn't say a word, so he directly entered a paragraph of text commonly used in water experience, and that paragraph of text was exactly 15 words, no more, no less, just mixed experience:

Dare to say that I am here to mix up the experience, I slapped it.

This sentence is really a bit imposing, in fact, it is very stupid and forceful, but in order to mix up experience, this is also an undisciplined thing that has to be done, Qin Ming only read the above post after sending out the words.

"The Beijing Daily turned out to be a pig's foot fabricating the door, and my little heart trembled."

"What disgusting text."

"When do you think the Beijing Daily will close?"

"At the end of the month."

"You also look up to the Beijing Daily too much, I said that it will be closed in a week at most."

"Dare to say that I'm here to mix up the experience, I'll slap it."

Sweat!

Very sweaty waterfall sweat!

Because Qin Ming's words happened to be here, there seemed to be a kind of mockery in his words, but the IQ of the helpless mixed up bar was not very high, so no one was birding him at all.

Qin Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

He held his mouth and thought about it, Qin Ming thought that the post was still not messy enough, and he wanted to spoof the Beijing Daily, so he posted a post boringly:

"You said that after the collapse of the Beijing Daily, those office buildings seem to have been newly built recently, and the age of housing in Huaxia is about 80 years, so what good waste use do you pay attention to?"

"Huh."

"I think the office building should be converted into a commercial building."

"No, it should be converted into a public toilet."

"Public toilets? You think about it, I think it should be rebuilt to raise pigs, you think, a pig is about 200 catties, even if it costs 5 yuan a catty, it will be 1,000 yuan, so it's a matter of time before you marry Bai Fumei..."

When Qin Ming saw this, his throat twitched, as if he had eaten a fly and felt uncomfortable, he just wanted to spoof it, but he didn't expect it to become like this.

"Raising pigs is bound to lose money."

"Absolutely."

"Pig farming? You've been blinded by lard. ”

"What about public toilets?"

"Get out!"

"The office building is ready-made, and as long as you get the shelves right, growing mushrooms is a wise choice."

"No, grow sweet potatoes."

"No, grow taro."

"Plant tomatoes."

"Plant tomatoes."

"It's still chickens, ducks, geese, and poultry."

"Fish farming."

"Raise women and raise beautiful women."

"Raise mermaids."

"Upstairs wit!"

"I said you're enough."

Qin Ming really couldn't stand those water emperors with big brains, he was suddenly a little overwhelmed, he wanted to spoof the Beijing Daily, but he didn't expect the consequences of the spoofs of the water army to be so outrageous.

How to say it?

Lao Tzu is also a member of the Beijing Daily, how can you think wildly?

Qin Ming posted a post: "Let's stop discussing this aspect, if we discuss it again, we will be deleted, and deleting the post will not benefit anyone." ”

This post is out.

The confusion has finally stopped.

Qin Ming, the initiator, breathed a sigh of relief, he took another look at the discussion below, and the discussion finally returned to normal, because a great god issued a message to continue to discuss the incident of fabricating the door, which was regarded as an act of saving the scene.

Qin Ming really thanked him from the bottom of his heart, thanked his parents, and thanked his whole family.

Don't think about it, Qin Ming didn't mean anything else, he just expressed his gratitude in his heart.

There are criticisms of the Beijing Daily, saying that the Beijing Daily is irresponsible, and the fabrication is still the boss of the Beijing Daily; There is reflection on the fabrication of the door, reflection on reality...

In short, public opinion is flying all over the sky.

Qin Ming looked at those boring posts, and felt the horror of the onlookers, he closed the webpage and slept on the desktop, because he didn't sleep at noon, plus after watching the screen film for so long, his body was naturally a little tired.

He didn't know how long he had been asleep.

He was woken up by Yang Feng, who showed himself his phone.

Qin Ming found that it was already 18:00 o'clock at this time, and it seemed that it was time to get off work, so he said a word of thanks to Yang Feng, and then walked out of the company side by side with him.

After separating from Yang Feng, Qin Ming took the car home.

As soon as he got out of the car, Qin Ming saw the landlord Sister Lu and her daughter Lu Miaohan walking on the road, and he greeted listlessly: "Sister Lu, meow... Miaomiao, where are you going? ”

Qin Ming originally wanted to call Lu Miaohan a meow, but suddenly realized that the landlord didn't allow it, so he forcibly changed it to the fourth tone, and at the same time wiped a sweat for himself in his heart.

"I'm blind." Miaomiao heard Qin Ming call her meow just now, and she was immediately unhappy.

"Qin Ming, you are so bold." Lu Jiadao.

"I don't have time to pay attention to you, I'll go back first."

Lu Jia noticed that Qin Ming seemed to be a little different, and couldn't help but be curious: "Why are you listless?" Could it be that the company closed down and didn't work? ”

Qin Ming glanced at her and said, "You guessed it right, the place where I work is the Beijing Daily, I estimate that the Beijing Daily is about to go out of business, it seems that I am about to change jobs." ”

"Beijing Daily has been very famous recently, I have seen the fabrication door incident on the news, you are so lucky to encounter this single thing, people are unlikely to encounter it in their lives, you have only been working for a few days..."

Lu Jia shrugged and didn't continue.

Qin Ming listened to her words, and immediately remembered that he had only been working seriously for a day, because he was absent from work on Monday afternoon last week, only Tuesday was to go to work, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday He took leave to write "Life and Death Judgment", today is not considered to be work at all, but to mess around.

It's really unlucky.

Thinking about it like this, Qin Ming was even more spiritless.

Lu Jia said at this time: "Miaomiao and I went to the vegetable market just now to buy some vegetables, do you want to come to my house for dinner, it can be regarded as a celebration in advance that you will leave the office workers as soon as possible." ”

What she meant was to celebrate that Qin Ming didn't have a job.

Qin Ming was already in a bad mood, and now he was still hit by her, he really wanted to go up and push Lu Jia to the ground, beat her hard, and make her twitter.

Lu Miaohan heard the slow words, and then said, "Mom, Qin Ming has to pay for dinner at our house, okay?" ”

The corners of Lu Jia's mouth curled: "He can't afford it." ”

Lu Miaohan pouted, and her eyes suddenly flashed: "Then ask him to help us clean and do laundry, it's better to have a nanny than nothing." ”

"Think beautifully."

Qin Ming snorted, turned around and slowly stepped forward, in fact, he walked very slowly, because he was waiting for Sister Lu's words, as long as one sentence was on.

"I'll give you free tonight, if you don't eat it, I guess it'll be..."

"Mom..."

Qin Ming immediately turned around and said, "I'll go now", his extremely fast speed and loudness forced Lu Miaohan's voice down.

Qin Ming had already pricked up his ears to listen to Sister Lu's words, and now as soon as her words came out, of course Qin Ming was going to eat and drink, who called her poor and white

The speed of his face change, and his initiative to help Lu Jia get food, made Lu Jia and Miaomiao both know that they had been deceived, but there was nothing they could do.