Volume 2 Children's Chapter 34 is so silly and cute
".....Ahh Gently you tap.."
"You enjoy it, it's been two hours and you're still lazy, you don't have heavy hands, can you remember it for a long time?"
Feng Mian's right hand was condensed, and he dragged someone who was still sleeping and drooling, and the sound of killing pigs spread in all directions!
"Sister Mian, it's getting dark, and it's time to rest, let me sleep for a while, just for a while?"
Shen Boran decisively took out his killer weapon and looked at her with a pitiful look, which was a secret he had only recently discovered.
Although Feng Mian's appearance is extremely strong, and his entire soul is like a 10,000-year-old ice cube from the inside out, his heart doesn't seem to be frozen yet.
If you take advantage of this point and arrange it well, maybe the happy life of the young master will come? As he was thinking like this, Feng Mian's cold tone came.
"Then you will rest here forever!"
Feng Mian kicked his eyebrows, and the slanting sun on his back instantly came out of his body, and without any hesitation, he stabbed towards his chest.
Shen Boran was shocked when he saw this, and then his brain reacted quickly, and his body adjusted instantly. That could kill Shen Boran in the blink of an eye, he was accidentally dodged by him, and the tip of the sword was embedded in the tree by half an inch.
"Yes! ”
Feng Mian looked at Shen Boran, who immediately became energetic, and thought to himself.
After Shen Boran proved that his conjecture was wrong at the cost of almost a glorious sacrifice, he put out the fire and prepared to practice again with high morale.
"Wait! ”
Seeing that Shen Boran lit a torch and was about to leave, Feng Mian commanded.
"Well, isn't that tiger skin a white-veined tiger skin that was strangled by a six-tailed stick? It's been almost five kilometers away, how can it be under that tree?"
"I told you to keep it and prepare for the second layer of training!"
"Oh, oh!" Shen Boran walked to the place where he slept for the first time before, wrapped the tiger skin around his body, and most of the chill in his body was dispelled!
As soon as the tiger skin was put on, a coercion enveloped its body again, and Shen Boran was greatly surprised.
"Mianmian, the results of cultivation are out, you see I can walk. ”
"It's less smelly and beautiful, and if you have to hurry, the coercion has been reduced by half!"
At this time, Feng Mian did not hesitate to hit Shen Boran who was full of excitement.
"This way!"
Shen Boran was just about to walk towards the established route, but Feng Mian pointed to the other mountain road.
"It's all across this mountain, here are a few upward connected bags, it's a little farther, but it's more suitable for your current level of experience!"
"What level?" Shen Boran asked, grasping the main point.
"Rookie level..."
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The clouds are cloudy, the moonlight appears and disappears from time to time, and on the dark mountain road, there are clusters of firelight, which are somewhat conspicuous.
A young man held a torch in his hand, walking and climbing with difficulty, a sword hovered around him, and on the way he met several fierce beasts, all of whom became the souls of his sword.
Three hours later
"Mianmian, I think I've adapted to the current coercion, and for now, I can increase the coercion a little more. ”
The young man wiped the sweat from his forehead and spoke to the sword that shimmered in the air.
"No!" Feng Mian in the sword said very succinctly.
It is really a miracle that such a request can be rejected by Miss Feng! Although I was surprised, I was also a little relieved, so why bother myself?
When Shen Boran climbed a steep cliff again, he breathed a sigh of relief, and he found that there were stone steps on the mountain road up in front of him.
"Don't destroy the hard work of your predecessors, take your steps lightly!"
Shen Boran had just walked up the desolate steps, and before he had taken a few steps, Feng Mian reprimanded in a somewhat cold tone.
Shen Boran swept the torch to his feet, and then looked at the steps he had just walked, which were actually shattered by his step...
Shen Boran thought for a moment and began to walk cautiously.
The situation did not seem to be as easy as he imagined, but the more careful he was, the more serious the damage to the stone steps became.
Try to walk backwards,
Walking sideways,
Jumping and walking,
Walk on this foot....
In the end, he chose to stop and watch, which might as well not be reminded.
The few steps behind him, the strange rocks that were stepped on were craggy, strange, and miserable......
Shen Boran sighed deeply, he suddenly found that the steps under his feet began to loosen, and his bad intuition came to his heart, he desperately raised his robe, and the stone steps behind him were as turbulent as a flood that opened the floodgates.
"Boom!"
"Boom~"
Under the huge threat, Shen Boran's consciousness was blank, and he saw that his body was like the wind, his steps were like electricity, and his speed was like an arrow, shuttling through the stone steps.
At that moment, the slanting sun of the guardian of the air was left behind by him...
When Shen Boran reacted a little, he looked back and found that Xieyang didn't know when he would return to the sword.
His eyes swept down the steps behind him, and he was surprised to find that it was intact, taking advantage of this strength, Shen Boran continued to move forward without slowing down.
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"Well, it's been seven days, why hasn't anyone come?"
In a luxurious mansion, a beautiful woman sighed and covered the part of her heart. The body shook, and the floppy bed made a whooping sound.
That charming appearance is seductive, if you look closely, this is the widowed lady who dug her heart a few days ago.
Below, there were two reluctant-looking people sitting on the coffee table.
Sitting, tall, thin, white-faced,
Lying on his back, round and fat, with a red face, he felt a little happy.
"Madame, I'm so thirsty!"
The white-faced man with a straight body trembled slightly with his white hand and picked up the oversized blue glazed teacup on a white background, gently flicked the dark red liquid inside with the lid of the cup, and took a sip, with an extremely unhappy expression.
"Meat, I'm gone, I'm not happy, wow, ahhh
The man who used the chair as a rocking chair was less than five feet tall, with a bit of a doll face, holding a white leg bone, churning like a ball of meat out of a pot, and his voice sounded very noisy.
"Ah dumb, Ah Meng, you two give me a quiet moment, the noise makes my heart almost broken. "The lady in the bed was inexplicably irritable.
"Eldest sister, you can't blame me and the third brother, it's been seven days, and there is no figure, is it because your magic has failed. ”
The lady on the bed glared, and the fourth sister who was rolling on the chair was like a deflated balloon.
"Tell me about you, one by one, some drink and some eat, why are there so many things!" Madame snorted coldly, and she was even more displeased when she was already irritable.
"Eldest sister, you see that my meat is gone, look at it, I am almost hungry. ”
The fourth sister was unconvinced, and shook the bare white bones that she had eaten halfway, very aggrieved.
"Come on, you see the blood in my bowl has turned sour, isn't it still holding on? It's all worms!"
Thin and tall, a live worm in the teacup was picked out, and his eyes were extremely disgusted.
"Alas, my fingers! spit them out for me!" Ah Du was disgusted, and saw Ah Meng come over with a big mouth, not only swallowing the unpleasant insect in one bite, but also taking the two fingers of the third brother Ah Du holding the worm...
Looking at the two uncompetitive guys, Madame sighed, and her long numb brain seemed to ache faintly.
"Sister, otherwise...... Let's go out and get a few people back, now like this, if you don't starve to death, you have to suffocate to death!" Ah Du snatched back two fingers, put them back in his hands, and asked seriously.
"No! Godfather ordered, in a few days, you can eat enough by then. Madame's answer was very firm.
"Big sister! This time, you have repeated it eight hundred and thirty-one times, you see, this blood is about to turn into a tofu block! I don't care, I'll leave tomorrow!"
"You dare!"
Madame, her teeth gurgling, said word by word.
"Anyway, that's your godfather, your master, and it's not mine, if you don't eat something fresh, it's better to find a place to bury it!"
"Hmph, what doesn't make a weapon, I'll bury you now!"
Madame's eyes were red in an instant, her body momentum continued to rise, the powder curtain of the fine yarn was swaying back and forth by the cold, and the little fourth sister A Meng looked at it and giggled.
In such a tense atmosphere, a middle-aged man who looked extremely inconspicuous ran in in a panic.
"The eldest sister, the third brother, the fourth sister, the big, the big, the big... Big things don't... Not good!"
"Huh?" everyone in the room was stunned.
"Here comes the man?"
"Women are good, too! It tastes pure."
"Meat, you want to eat meat!" the three of them said differently, and their expressions were the same.
"No.no.. No.. Yes, yes.. The steps on the west side of the platform, suddenly collapsed, listening to the sound, it was Jean.. People, stomping, stomping, stomping... of!"
Dahan seemed to be very excited, and several people were a little anxious when they heard it.
"Ah stupid, don't say it, just nod your head, it's a human stepping on?" Madame asked excitedly.
Ah, the stupid answer made the four of them very excited, and the food finally came...
"Silly big brother, the steps are broken! There must be about a dozen people!" the thin man asked hurriedly.
Ah silly, he shook his head stunned.
"Silly brother, it won't be more than ten fingers!" Ah Meng gnawed on the bone and said.
Who knows, Ah Silly shook his head again, and then stretched out a finger, "Yes, yes, yes" for a long time, but he didn't say anything.
"Won't it be a hundred?
In the end, Madame guessed incredulously, the red eyes were about to moisten with water, such a large list was unheard of...
"No, it's not, listen.. Listen!" Ah, I can't speak anymore when I am urged like this.
"Ah silly, let's say idioms!"
She was so excited that Madame almost forgot about it.
"The sound of the empty valley, the rocks are shocking, the side door and the trail are ruined, and I am the only one!"
"You, you mean, only, only one...... Alone?"
After hearing this, Madame also stumbled, and I don't know if it was stupid.
"Well, just one.. a"
Listening to the stupid description, Madame leaned against the bed, her mind a little confused.
"Hey, listen inside, I'm here to spend the night and open the door!" a young man's voice was extremely rich.
"Eldest sister, don't run away! Listen to the sound, the blood doesn't taste good..."
Dumb listened to the shouting outside the door, a little panicked!
"Don't coward, listening to the voice is just a newly weaned child in his early twenties, don't mess around, and make plans after I find out!"
Madame's body flicked, and she went straight out of the door, and the other three looked at it and followed!