Chapter 1059: Seven Roots Are Impure!
What surprised Chen Jinyuan the most was that Du Juan had just incarnated into a form, and he had been enlightened by the Heavenly Remnant Buddha before, and had stayed in that mountain col for thousands of years, never out of the valley, and there was so much karma on his body, so the karma on his body, wouldn't it turn into a sea of ink?
In fact, at this moment, everyone's hearts almost had the same idea as Chen Jinyuan, the thief was thicker-skinned, and leaned over with a shy face, "Old man, this water is so effective, you can also help me wash it!" ”
"Get out!"
The thief went up like this, he was completely looking for a scolding, the old man Tianyi took a sip of the thief, and immediately smashed the small abacus in the thief's heart, "You think this is a bathhouse, and if you say wash it, I'll wash it for you, damn!" ”
"I ......" the thief's face changed and changed, "You old man, I carried you here from the bottom of the mountain, tired like a dog, don't you just let you help me wash it, look at your bird-like, and the ancestor of Putuo Mountain, I didn't expect to be so stingy!" ”
"Fart!" The old man Tianyi jumped up and slapped the thief's head, "As soon as I look at your kid's appearance, I know that I have done a lot of abduction, and your kid is still impure, and I want to clean up the karma on your body, I don't know how much divine water I want to waste!" ”
"Your sister, you old guy is confused, I've only heard of six impurities, how can you say that seven roots?" The thief pursed his lips and looked at the old man Tianyi with disdain.
"It's terrible that you didn't ask!" The old man Tianyi shook his head, and cast his eyes on the straddle of the thief with some ill intentions, "If you clean that root, I can still consider the old man." ”
"Poof......
A few of the girls were dazed, while the rest of the men couldn't hold back their laughter. Originally, everyone was wondering which one of the seven roots mentioned by the old man Tianyi, but they didn't expect it to be the 'descendant root'. There are also girls here. It's like no one else is making such a joke, this old man is really unscrupulous.
"Nima!" The thief took a sip. A bruised face instantly turned red, and he argued forcefully, "Master thief, I am still a virgin, how can I come from these seven impure principles!" ”
If these words were said in the mortal world, they would definitely provoke a burst of loud ridicule, but this is Penglai, and the folk customs are far less open than in the secular world, and it is not a shameful thing to admit that he is an older virgin in public.
The old man Tianyi pursed his mouth. Rolling his eyes, "When I say 'net', it's not this 'net', it's this 'net'!" ”
As he spoke, the old man Tianyi made a clicking gesture, and everyone's foreheads were full of black lines.
The thief suddenly clamped his two strands tightly, shrank his buttocks back, pointed at the old man Tianyi and scolded, "Old guy." Count you ruthless, you wait for me, don't want me to carry you up the mountain again! ”
"Hey, stinky boy. Everything is easy to discuss, let's go to the side to discuss, discuss. I'll wash your karma for you! The thief was angry, but the old man Tianyi smiled shyly. Rubbing his hands, he pulled the thief aside. muttered quietly, looking back from time to time, as if afraid of someone eavesdropping.
Although everyone was puzzled in their hearts, the old man Tianyi was crazy and stupid, so he would eavesdrop on them.
After a while, the two seemed to have reached some agreement, and walked towards Chen Jinyuan and the others, Chen Jinyuan said with a smile, "Have you discussed it together, if it's okay, then let's go up the mountain in the morning!" ”
"Poof!"
Before the words fell, the old man Tianyi knelt in front of Chen Jinyuan with a puff.
"Uh......" Chen Jinyuan was taken aback by this sudden scene, "Senior, what's wrong with you?" Didn't eat in the morning? Get up! ”
Chen Jinyuan thought that the old man Tianyi was hungry and his feet were weak, so he quickly reached out to help, but the old man Tianyi pushed Chen Jinyuan's hand away and said to Chen Jinyuan, "Boy, I want to worship you as a teacher!" ”
"What? Senpai, you're not kidding, are you? Chen Jinyuan was messy, and turned his face to look at Bai Wufang and the others, their faces were also full of panic.
"Do you think I'm joking? This Dao Venerable says that one is one, and two is two, and a mouthful of spit and a nail, you just say that you can't accept it, right? The old man Tianyi raised his head and said to Chen Jinyuan.
"Senior, don't make this kind of joke with the juniors, your seniors are so high, if I accept you as an apprentice, I won't be chased and killed by Putuo Mountain? Get up! Chen Jinyuan shook his head and smiled bitterly, this old man acted perversely, often unexpectedly, but this incident made Chen Jinyuan's powerful heart a little unbearable.
"Fart, I'm Master Zu, who dares to chase and kill you, see if I don't beat his out!" The old man Tianyi said.
Chen Jinyuan was speechless.
"Master Zu, please think twice!" Bai Wufang and the others knelt down again, they had been deeply impressed by the old man's perverse and peculiar style of the situation, with his high seniority, to worship a little-known boy as a teacher, where did the prestige of Putuo Mountain bloom? I'm afraid that the elders of the faction are going to hang themselves one by one.
"Think twice, my business, you don't care!" The old man Tianyi blew his beard angrily, and threw the net bottle in his hand to Bai Flawless, "Put this bottle away, let me get away, it's bad for me to apprentice, this ancestor is going to beat people!" ”
After speaking, the old man Tianyi glanced at the thief who was standing aside, the thief's eyes turned around, he walked towards Chen Jinyuan with a smile, and whispered to Chen Jinyuan, "Boy, you see that he is sincere, you might as well accept him, this old man is a person from Putuo Mountain, you have become his master, haven't you become the ancestor of Putuo Mountain?" There are a large number of powerful disciples and grandchildren! ”
"Brother thief, how can you say that!" Lin Yilian was next to Chen Jinyuan, although the thief said quietly, but she also caught her ears, as soon as she heard the thief instigating Chen Jinyuan to accept the old man Tianyi, she immediately became anxious, "Chen Jinyuan, don't be stupid, Tianyi Daozun is crazy, but there are smart people in Putuo Mountain, how can you admit that you, the hairy ancestor in his twenties, will suffer from it when the time comes......"
"Big sister, you don't understand, with the identity of this old man, if you let out the words, even if it is crazy, Putuo Mountain is afraid that no one dares to disobey orders, your worries are purely superfluous...... thief said.
Chen Jinyuan frowned, turned his face to look at the thief, it turned out that this guy was discussing with the old man Tianyi just now, this guy sold himself so upright in order to let Tianyi wash his karma, the so-called 'righteousness is every dog slaughterer', and now he can't even rely on the dog slaughterer.
"Brother Chen, ...... you" Bai Wufang looked at Chen Jinyuan without saying anything, obviously afraid that Chen Jinyuan would be confused, so he really accepted this confused old man as a disciple. (To be continued.) )