"Genius, genius ......" After the exam, King Yama read the test paper of the competent person, and suddenly his mouth was crooked, and his eyes were slanted, whether it was the score of basic knowledge or comprehension, all of them were full marks, even if it was an essay, he was also written with flowers and outstanding literary talents, and even he, who wanted to be a teacher, felt that it was a kind of original sin.

Looking at the perfect score he scored in the end, King Yama's eyes were lustful, and his face was full of obscene smirk.

What is genius? That's it!

"The English scores are out!" The English teacher finished grading Shangguan Nengren, and several teachers all gathered around: "How many points?" ”

The English teacher's face was full of excitement and at the same time a hint of shame: "Full marks! Full marks without suspense, and even some grammar is better than me, ashamed, ashamed! ”

"Hiss~~~" Several other teachers took a breath at the same time, and they were actually higher than the English teachers, are they still high school students? Is there such a wicked man?

Soon, the math score also came out, and it was also a full score without suspense, but Zhang Wenlin, the proud disciple of the math teacher, had a careless question this time, and he scored 98 points in the 'only' test, which was still the case when the math teacher deliberately reduced the difficulty of other test papers.

Countless Chinese old-timers have used their thousands of years of experience to leave a valuable wealth of experience for the sons and daughters of China, even if you have absolute strength, a small mistake is enough to be fatal.

What are the advantages of Shangshangshang? The advantage is that in all the problems he faces, as long as it is within the range of the system's capabilities, the success rate is 100%, as accurate as a robot, and there will be no mistakes.

But there is also a weakness, beyond his ability range, he will definitely be blind, unlike some people, who will play at a high level in a predicament or desperate situation, the ability value of the functional person has been maintained at 100%, will not fall, will not rise, so if you want to defeat someone with higher ability than him, you can only expect the other party to make a mistake or abnormality, obviously, Zhang Wenlin made a mistake this time.

"Full marks for three subjects, this competent person is really a demon." Several teachers sighed.

"Don't worry!" King Yama still remained calm: "The weakness of the Shangguan is biology, and the biology questions in this comprehensive question account for half of it, look at the final score." ”

Hearing this, several teachers set their eyes on the three teachers of physics, biology and chemistry, and the physics and chemistry teachers took the lead in grading, because the number of questions was small, and the results were quickly obtained.

"25 points in physics."

"25 points in chemistry."

The scoring results of the two teachers attracted another burst of amazement, and then the finale came.

The biology teacher sat in the military tent, holding a desperate pen, aiming at the exam paper, and ticking it as quickly as a ghost.

Right! Right! Right! Or right!

Hook! Hook! Hook! Or a tick!

That's right! That's right! That's right! Or right!

The biology teacher's eyes are straight! The hand holding the exam paper is shaking, and the harazi is flowing.

"Full ...... Out of ......"

Wow -

The teachers of each subject were shocked!

The test paper is based on the college entrance examination! The difficulty is about 20% more difficult than last year's high school exam paper, and even so, it also made Shangguan people get full marks! What does this mean? It means that the functional person is likely to become the first national science college entrance examination champion in the history of North China No. 1 Middle School! It also means that every competent teacher present is likely to go to the next level when evaluating the title, the salary will be raised, and the bonus will be greatly reduced......

"Genius, genius, genius......" King Yama's mouth was crooked, and he began to flow again.

Other teachers are not far behind, nosebleeds, diapers, diapers, one teacher is even more ruthless, pulled!

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Not to mention the ugliness of those teachers, after the Shangguan capable people finished the exam, they didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief, and Liu Yilan, the little Lori, came to the door.

Today, Sunday, Shangguan Yi went to play chess with those old chess friends after lunch, Li Xinhong also had a little itchy hands, went to the mahjong hall to play mahjong, and when Liu Yilan came, he was at home by himself.

"Big brother, I'm here." After opening the door, Liu Yilan, who was dressed in loose clothes and pants, appeared in front of the competent person, and the little Lori was full of sunny smiles, holding a bag of fruit in her hand: "The first time I came, I don't know what to prepare, this fruit is ......"

Shangguan Nengren hid his face with one hand and said with a wry smile: "Okay, it's not a blind date, what kind of thing did you bring?" Come on in! ”

Hearing the word 'blind date', Liu Yilan's face turned red and smiled shyly: "I'm sorry." ”

Really educated. This is the impression that the competent person has of Liu Yilan.

"Is it only the eldest brother at home?" Sitting on the sofa, Liu Yilan was a little nervous.

"yes!" Shangguan Nengren poured a glass of water and handed it to Liu Yilan, and sat down opposite her: "I said that you are bold enough, we have only known each other for a week, and we have talked on the phone a few times, you dare to come to my house, you are not afraid of what I will do to you!" ”

Liu Yilan's face turned red, revealing a little shyness, and said with a smile: "No, my eldest brother is not a bad person, and besides, my figure is not attractive to men." ”

Speaking of this, Liu Yilan subconsciously touched her chest, really...... It's so flat!

A drop of huge sweat appeared from the head of the competent person, and said with a wry smile: "What are you doing? I don't know how to learn well at a young age. ”

"Ahh Liu Yilan hurriedly took her hand down, her face was red and about to smoke: "I...... I didn't mean to. ”

Although the little Lori is a little poor, her shy appearance is really cute, Shangguan Nengren couldn't help but purse her lips and smile, and said, "Okay, I'll just say it in passing, don't care." ”

How to say that she is also a little girl, her words can't be too sharp, from this point you can see the weakness of men, today's social environment is that men must be gentle and considerate to women, and must love women, otherwise they are not good men, but on the contrary, women can wantonly humiliate men with poisonous tongues, hit men, and enjoy men's money and love as a matter of course.

The most annoying thing is some blind date shows, in which a bunch of female guests point to a man with no lower limit and ridicule, but the man can only hold back and can't return the mouth.

You women are happy, how do we men deal with themselves? Today's men are cheap! Being scolded and trying to find a way to please a woman is really cheap.

Shangguan is a capable person who doesn't admit that he is cheap, he didn't deliberately try to please anyone, anyway, under equal conditions, you respect me, I respect you.

If you don't honor me, I honor you;

You still don't respect me, I still respect you;

You have not honored me, but I have honored you;

If you don't respect me, I'll kill you!

If you don't respect me, look for a pump! I'm sorry for myself if I don't kill you!

For some sluts, the competent people will not learn the country's foreign policy, and they will fight when they should be beaten, smoked, and done, otherwise they will think that you are a bully.

Liu Yilan scratched her head and said with a smile: "Big brother, do you have time now?" ”

"How?"

"I want to go fishing with you." Liu Yilan's eyes were shining and she looked at the competent person, full of anticipation.

"Uh......" A picture suddenly appeared in the mind of the competent person, a lewd middle-aged man holding a lollipop, passing by a kindergarten, showing a lewd smile to the little Lori after school, and said: "Little Lori, do you want to eat a lollipop?" Yes! Would you like to go goldfish fishing with your uncle? ”

Shaking his head vigorously, he threw this obscene picture out of his mind, and secretly smiled bitterly: What do you think?

Seeing that Shangguan was able to shake his head, Liu Yilan misunderstood, and thought that he didn't want to go, so he couldn't help but look gloomy, and said, "If it doesn't work, forget it." ”

"Uh...... It's not that it doesn't work. Seeing Liu Yilan's injured look, Shangguan said helplessly: "You seem to like fishing very much!" ”

"yes, I love it." When it came to fishing, Liu Yilan's eyes shone again, and she nodded again and again: "My father likes fishing very much, and he often took me with him when he was a child, and slowly I also liked the tranquility when fishing, and the feeling of surprise when the fish was hooked......

Liu Yilan talked eloquently, pouring out a lot of her happy past about fishing in the past, Shangguan people also like fishing, but they are not as obsessed as Liu Yilan, but when it comes to fishing, the two are full of interest, exchanging each other's fishing past and experience.

When it comes to fishing skills, Shangguan Nengren found that Liu Yilan is really strong, at least much more powerful than him, from the fishing environment, the choice of fishing rods, the special configuration of bait, etc., all of them are much more clever than him.

However, Liu Yilan found that Shangguan didn't seem to talk a lot in fishing skills, and couldn't help asking: "Big brother, you are so good at fishing, you must have your own exclusive secret recipe!" ”

An exclusive secret ingredient? Is this fishing? Or do you sell medicine?

Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "There is no exclusive secret recipe, just like everyone else." ”

"Impossible!" Liu Yilan's face was full of disbelief: "If you are the same as others, how can you catch such a big fish?" ”

"That's luck......"

"That's not luck!" Liu Yilan stared at the competent person very seriously: "That can't be luck!" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan wondered, is it luck what are you doing so seriously?

Shangguan people faintly saw a 'paranoid' characteristic from Liu Yilan.

"Huh? I'm sorry! Realizing that she was out of shape, Liu Yilan's face turned red and she quickly bowed her head and apologized.

It's so cute! The little Lori who knows her mistakes and can change them is always liked, and Shangguan people also like it.

"Hehe, it's okay." Laughing and waving his hand, Shangguan looked at the time, half past two in the afternoon, there was no problem in the time.

Rubbing his face, he stood up: "Let's go!" ”

"Huh!? Where to? Liu Yilan raised her head with doubts in her eyes.

It's so cute!

Shangguan wanted to pinch her face, but Liu Yilan was already a junior high school student, and a half-grown girl who had entered the development period couldn't be pinched at will like a child under the age of ten.

Holding back the impulse, Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "Don't you want to fish!" I'll go with you while there's still some time. ”

"Really!?" Liu Yilan stood up with a face full of surprise and almost spilled the water.

"Be careful!" The competent person hurriedly held the water cup steady.

"Ahh I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Liu Yilan's face was flushed and she apologized repeatedly.

Shangguan Nengren waved his hand: "It's okay, but let's say it first, I'll just have a fishing rod, there's nothing superfluous." ”

Liu Yilan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, I brought the fishing rod when I came, just downstairs!" ”

"Downstairs?"

Shangguan Neng people packed up the fishing tackle and walked downstairs to know that Liu Yilan was riding an electric tricycle, and there was a toolbox under the seat of the electric tricycle, and the fishing tackle was placed inside.

"It looks like you're prepared!" Shangguan Nengren smiled and flicked Liu Yilan's head.

Liu Yilan grinned and handed the car key to Shangguan: "Big brother, take me!" Let's go to Mingshui Lake. ”

"It's the first time I've ridden an electric tricycle." Shangguan took the key, revealing a fresh energy.

I used to ride a tricycle at my grandmother's house, and this is the first time that an electric tricycle has been rided.

Liu Yilan took the bucket from the Shangguan person, jumped briskly to the back seat of the car and sat down, and said with a grin: "Big brother, let's go!" ”

"Well......" the competent person inserted the key into the lock hole, twisted, the front of the car indicator lights were on, sat on the seat, pinched the handlebar with his right hand, lightly strengthened, the electric start, and the electric three wheels slowly moved forward.

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