Chapter Seventy-Six: Let Mom Kiss It
Even if you're on your knees, you'll have to finish it!
Liu Zixuan's eyes were slightly red, and he was about to nod, but Shangguan sighed lightly: "If it hurts!" ”
“…………”
Liu Guozhan was almost so angry that he had a cerebral hemorrhage, jumped up and rushed towards the competent person: "The kid is looking for death!" Look at the ninth form of my Divine Palm - Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty! ”
"The Buddha said: No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives!" A kitchen knife appeared from the hand of the competent person, and the sun was shining, shining with a cold light.
Crunch –
Liu Guozhan stopped, stood upright, turned back, and walked in unison......
"The world is so wonderful, and I'm so grumpy, it's not good, it's not good."
“……”
Zhang Lilan almost laughed, Liu Zixuan couldn't cry or laugh, and pinched the arm of the competent person, and the competent person bared his teeth.
"Alright." Seeing the little couple making a fuss, Zhang Lilan said with a smile: "Shangguan, let's eat at home at night!" Mom cooks herself, what do you want to eat? ”
Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Anything, I don't pick my mouth." ”
Zhang Lilan smiled: "Forget it, the food in your store is better than anyone else's, and my mother will arrange it herself." ”
"Well, you just have to look at it." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and said, "But it's still early, you don't have to be busy." ”
It's half past two in the afternoon, and it's still early for dinner!
"Hehe, let's talk about it." Zhang Lilan said with a smile.
"Okay!" Shangguan Nengren smiled: "What do you want to talk about?" ”
"Is your sex life with Zixuan still harmonious?"
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Liu Zixuan almost fell to the ground and said angrily: "Mom! What nonsense are you talking about! ”
Zhang Lilan laughed and said, "Mom cares about her daughter's sex life!" You must know that sexual disharmony is the biggest hidden danger of discord between husband and wife. ”
"That's between us! What are you fooling around! ”
"Alright! All right! Zhang Lilan covered her ears and said, "Seeing that you are so energetic, your sex life should be quite harmonious, so my mother won't ask." ”
"Humph!" Liu Zixuan stood up: "Husband, go to my room." ”
Shangguan was about to agree, but Zhang Lilan suddenly stopped and said, "Wait a minute, my mother still has something to discuss with Shangguan." ”
Liu Zixuan turned his head to look at Zhang Lilan. Seeing that her expression did not seem to be fake, he sat down again, looked at her with scrutinizing eyes, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
"Zixuan, you don't seem to believe your mother very much, your mother is very sad."
Liu Zixuan's forehead was bruised.
"In fact, my mother's company's performance has been getting worse and worse recently...... Seeing that her daughter was going crazy, Zhang Lilan immediately said: "Now many beverage companies have more or less added fruits from baby agricultural products to the new drinks, which has raised the taste of the new drinks to a higher level, but the price of the new drinks has also increased a lot, and my mother's company is a bit of an afterthought." Although it is a bit late to start making drinks with the fruit of Baby Produce, a large part of the high-end market has been snatched up by other companies, and now my mother is worried about how to turn the situation around. ”
After listening to Zhang Lilan's story, Liu Zixuan calmed down and said, "What does that have to do with my husband?" What do you want to talk to him about? ”
"Daughter, you're not stupid, are you?" Zhang Lilan sighed: "The baby agricultural products are made by your husband, and my mother is begging your husband to give your mother a 20% discount!" ”
“……”
Shangguan Nengren shook his head and smiled, and said, "Mom." We are all a family, and if you ask for it, you will see the outside, how much fruit do you want? I'll give you a 70% discount. ”
"Seven folds? That's great! Zhang Lilan was immediately overjoyed: "Good son, you are really my mother's intimate little padded jacket." Come, let Mom kiss it. ”
Liu Zixuan took out a Swiss Army knife from his pocket and skillfully played with the knife.
"Don't take it seriously, Mom is joking with you!" Zhang Lilan swallowed her saliva. He laughed dryly and said, "Good son, then let's sign a supply contract!" Mom companies are in high demand. At least a hundred tons of fruit a month, is it possible? ”
"No problem." Shangguan smiled slightly, and said: "But you'd better replace the treasury management with henchmen, lest they steal from themselves, precious agricultural products are very scarce, and it is inevitable that they will steal and sell the money." ”
Zhang Lilan smiled: "Of course, I will arrange it." ”
"When will it be available?" The competent man asked.
"The sooner the better." Zhang Lilan said: "Time waits for no one, the market is so big, I can't afford to delay." ”
Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and said, "No problem, but before that...... Mom, does your company produce alcohol? ”
Zhang Lilan looked at the competent person strangely and said, "Come out!" What's wrong? ”
Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "I have a few recipes for brewing here, and they taste pretty good, if you are interested, I can donate them." ”
"Really!?" can make Shangguan capable people say that it is a good wine, it must be a very good wine, Zhang Lilan was suddenly pleasantly surprised: "Good son, do you really want to give the recipe of the wine to your mother?" ”
"Who made you my mother!" Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "Besides, this recipe is useless in my hands, take it if you need it!" ”
Zhang Lilan hid her face and cried: "Woo, my mother is so moved, my mother can't stand it, my mother wants to ......" Zhang Lilan was about to pounce on the competent person.
"What are you going to do?" A knife appeared in front of Zhang Lilan, Liu Zixuan's face was bruised, and he sneered: "Mom, what are you going to do?" ”
Zhang Lilan swallowed her saliva, her cold hair stood on end, and she smiled forcefully: "Mom wants to make a table of delicious food, thank you Shangguan." ”
"Really?" Liu Zixuan's eyes were closed, and there was still a cold air on his body.
"Of course, don't you trust Mom?" Zhang Lilan was heartbroken: "Daughter, you really hurt my mother's heart, my mother wants to cry." ”
“……”
Liu Zixuan snorted coldly and said to Shangguan: "Husband, go to my room." ”
"Please stay!" Zhang Lilan hurriedly stopped: "Shangguan hasn't given the formula to my mother yet!" ”
Shangguan people hurriedly picked up the pen and wrote down the three recipes of wine, beer and liquor, together with the production process was very detailed, and even the time control was accurate to the second.
After writing it, he handed the recipe to Zhang Lilan and said, "Mom, this is the recipe for the three wines, you can try it first, as for those fruits...... You can arrange a transport truck to buy goods in North China now! I'll give you a call and you can contact her if you have anything. ”
Leave a call to Bebe. Shangguan Nengren went to her room with Liu Zixuan.
Zhang Lilan sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, looking at the recipes of the three wines, sometimes frowning, sometimes smiling, sometimes suddenly, and finally exclaimed: "It's perfect, I don't know how delicious it will be?" I'm really looking forward to it! ”
Looking at the mobile phone number left behind, Zhang Lilan dialed it.
North China, the headquarters of the Brotherhood League, Xiang Beibei's mobile phone rang......
Let's say that after the competent person came to Liu Zixuan's room. Like last time, Liu Zixuan's room is still a military world, but the room is very clean, and it seems that it is often cleaned.
"It's still the same." Shangguan walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, opened the drawer of the bedside table, took out a bunch of gun parts from it, and assembled it into a micro-punch: "If I had changed to another place, I thought this was the nest of terrorists!" ”
Liu Zixuan laughed: "The terrorist's nest is much more terrifying than mine, but I'm going to take office soon." I'm going to have to take all these treasures. ”
Seeing Liu Zixuan quickly loading the gun parts and bullets into the space of the ring, Shangguan shook his head: "I didn't expect that the re-refined ring, the one who got the biggest benefit was actually you, with these weapons." You can be crushed by even a brigade of armed forces. ”
"Far from it!" Liu Zixuan shook his head and said, "I don't have weapons of mass destruction, not even hand grenades, and I can't break the protection of armored vehicles with these pistols and micro-punches alone." ”
"You don't need those things where you take office." Shangguan said: "It's basically all mountains and forests! Tanks are useless at all. Besides, the grenades are on the troops, and you can equip yourself with a few more. ”
"Let's talk about it!" Liu Zixuan quickly put away the weapons in the room, and by the way, he also collected those military magazines and so on. He even collected some clothes and thought for a while: "I have to prepare a few buckets, drinking water is the most important thing in the mountains and forests." ”
“……”
Shangguan was able to cry and laugh: "Forget it, it's just some water, I'll help you solve it, follow me to the Flood Realm." ”
"Oh?" Liu Zixuan took the hand of the competent person, and in the next moment, the two of them had already appeared in the Flood Desolation Realm.
"Master, Zixuan, welcome back." Asahina Minoru smiled slightly: "Is the master going to solve Zixuan's drinking water problem?" ”
"yes!" Shangguan Nengren nodded: "Senior Sister Asahina, help me refine a military kettle, which can hold ten tons of water." ”
"It's simple." Asahina Minoru smiled slightly, and with a casual move, a piece of meteorite iron appeared in mid-air, which was smelted into molten iron by Asahina Minoru with samadhi true fire, and then gradually formed the shape of a military kettle, and a space circle was entered, and in less than a minute before and after, a military kettle that could hold ten tons of water appeared, and then Asahina Minoru used the water diversion trick to refilter the water in the river water and put it into the kettle.
Why filter again? Since there are many more creatures in the flood world, there are a lot of animal feces in the river water, especially the feces of fish and shrimp and other aquatic creatures, which have polluted the water source of the flood and desolation world, of course, even if it is polluted, it is a hundred times better than the tap water on the earth, and the river water is still crystal clear, and those who distinguish are somewhat polluted, but also provide sufficient fertilizer to fertilize the land of the flood and desolate world.
The water source of the Flood Desolation Realm can be said to be a kind of energy water, just one sip can ensure the body's needs for a day, and this pot of water can ensure that Liu Zixuan does not have to worry about the water source for a hundred years.
Asahina Shijiuru handed the kettle to Liu Zixuan: "Zixuan, your kettle." ”
"Thank you, Sister Asahina." Liu Zixuan took it excitedly, unscrewed the cap of the bottle and looked inside, the black bar couldn't see clearly, he could only see that there was water inside, and drank it to his mouth, and finally drank until his stomach was swollen before stopping: "Uh...... Didn't go down at all. ”
"Of course." Shangguan Nengren gave Liu Zixuan a hand knife: "This is filled with ten tons of water, enough for you to drink for a few years." ”
Asahina Minoru smiled and said, "If you just ensure your daily physiological needs, you can drink it for a hundred years." ”
"Haha, thank you Sister Asahina, having this kettle has helped me a lot." Liu Zixuan was overjoyed.
"Nothing, just water, okay? Do you want to prepare some food? Asahina asked Minoru Kuru.
"No need." Liu Zixuan shook his head and said: "The food supply in the army is still very good, there is no shortage of food, even if it is a survival training in the wild, you can catch some animals to satisfy your hunger, no problem." ”
Asahina Shijiuru nodded with a smile: "Zixuan is really a natural soldier. ”
"I think so too." Liu Zixuan smiled brightly.
"You really don't need to prepare." Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "If it really comes to the point where the mountains and rivers are exhausted, you can say to the ring: 'Sister Asahina, I want to eat', and Sister Asahina will airdrop food to you, if you are hungry." ”
"Is that okay?" Liu Zixuan was stunned, and suddenly smiled: "Then even if I go to the Sahara on a mission in the future, isn't there no problem!" ”
"That's in principle." Shangguan nodded: "But the temperature in the Sahara will collapse, and there are all kinds of poisonous insects and poisonous scorpions, even if you don't die of hunger or thirst, you may be killed by heat and poison, if you are unlucky and encounter a sandstorm, you may also be buried alive, miserable, miserable!" ”
"You have less crow's mouth!" Liu Zixuan glared at him fiercely: "If I die, I won't let you go as a ghost." ”
"Hey, we're really not afraid of ghosts, but buddy has two ghosts!" Except for Li Wenqiang's ghost eunuch, Wallace has been cultivating since he became a ghost of Shangguan, and now he doesn't know what realm he has cultivated?
"You still have ghosts?" Liu Zixuan was stunned.
"Want to see it?"
Liu Zixuan nodded again and again: "I've never seen a ghost before!" What exactly is a ghost like? ”
"A ghost is actually a ghost fire, and there is no harm to people, but after some people die unjustly, the resentment will make these ghosts stronger, so that they have some unique abilities, such as giving people dreams, and they can briefly appear in places where the yin qi is heavier to scare people or something, no matter how powerful it is, it needs to be constantly cultivated, this is ghost cultivation, the highest level of ghost cultivation is similar to that of a true cultivator, and the cultivator will eventually become a god, and the ghost will become a ghost in the end." Shangguan said.
"Oh?" Liu Zixuan sighed: "I didn't expect ghosts to be able to cultivate, husband, have you cultivated the ghosts?" ”
"One has cultivated, and the other has not." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, took out two jade boxes, and after opening them, Wallace and Li Wenqiang floated out.
"Oh, respected master Shangguan, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you okay?"
"Damn the Upper Senses! You promised me that I would grow a little JJ, and you promised to find me a female ghost! You lied to me! You don't have to die well! ”
The diametrically opposed attitudes of the two ghosts made Liu Zixuan petrified on the spot.
(There are still 3,000 words, updated in the early morning) (To be continued.) )
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