Chapter 56: The Divine Comedy Strikes
"Hello everyone, I'm Dabai-"
Chen Mo, who appeared on the stage, once again announced the new identity of "Dabai".
"Don't pretend to be a teenager, changing a name with a reversed meaning can't change the fact that you are obviously Xiao Hei!"
Among the guests in the audience, there were obviously some people who also happened to meet that night, so they shouted at Chen Mo on the stage.
As soon as these words came out, there were several laughs.
The consumer group of the twilight bar is relatively fixed, and I heard Chen Mo sing "For the Dragon" that night, and it was not one or two who came to the bar for pastime tonight.
As a result, there was a buzz in the audience, but it was the other guests who didn't know the truth, whispering to those in the know.
"Next, I will sing a very divine song for everyone, so here I must remind you - during the listening to the song, please don't eat and drink casually, otherwise I will not be responsible for choking or spraying the faces of my female companions and friends around me."
Chen Mo didn't respond coldly, but held the microphone and continued.
There's no way, after all, what people said is not false at all, Chen Mo really doesn't have the confidence to explain more, and besides, he is already planning to use the song he will sing next to "clarify", so it is better to have Quan Dang not heard anything.
Maybe Chen Mo was too serious, and he described the song he was going to sing too scary, and the whispers in the audience quickly disappeared.
After all, after asking each other, the guests in the audience almost knew that Chen Mo had just won a full house in this twilight bar two days ago, which made what Chen Mo said convincing and successfully aroused everyone's curiosity.
"Lighting manager, is there a lighting engineer? Can you please dim the lights in the bar for a while and put a beam of light in my face from the front? Well, it would be better if there were two beams of light that cross left and right. ”
Seeing that there was no one to gag, Chen Mo hurriedly put forward a request to sing.
"Yes, yes, yes! The lights are right away, give me fifteen seconds! ”
There was a voice, I don't know how to float out of that corner, although it was impossible to see who it was because of the dim light source in the bar, but Chen Mo heard it at once, and the answer was the owner of the twilight bar who had warmly welcomed him before.
Fifteen seconds later, the light that Chen Mo asked for was in place, and the entire bar became a dark space where you could barely see your five fingers, and the only two white light sources, one left and one right, were projected from near the door of the bar and converged on Chen Mo's face.
Under the strong light, Chen Mo's slightly pale and handsome face was visible at a glance.
In front of everyone's eyes, Chen Mo took a deep breath into his lungs, and then closed his eyes - he needed a little time to brew the most appropriate singing mood.
Most of the guests waiting to listen to the song in the audience are actually knowledgeable and know what Chen Mo is doing with his eyes closed.
But the problem is that at least thirty seconds have passed, but Chen Mo still maintains the unmoving appearance of the clay sculpture and wood carving, which makes everyone in the audience who have high expectations a little impatient to continue to do this.
Zhang Dekai was one of the first to be impatient and wait.
As the editor of the entertainment section of a newspaper in the capital, with the increasing development of online information, the circulation of newspapers and periodicals is shrinking day by day, and Zhang Dekai, who has never been able to squeeze into the list of first-line editors, often has a sense of professional crisis that he will be very tired.
So every once in a while, Zhang De held a meeting to come to the twilight bar for a few drinks, listen to the songs, watch the excitement, and watch the beauties have another night of passion, so that the soul that is exhausted by intense work can release those pent-up pressures.
Of course, it would be nice to be able to go back to the bar once in a while, overhear some new insider in the music scene, and discover an original song or two that is unique.
If you can snatch back valuable news, it is not just a matter of getting a bonus, if you can increase the weight in the editor-in-chief's heart and successfully squeeze into the list of first-line editors of the newspaper, then Zhang Dekai dreams of the most coveted thing.
But the kind of news that makes the editor-in-chief shine, how can it be said that if there is one, it can be grabbed if it is grabbed?
So all along, Zhang Dekai's spirit has always been depressed.
That's it...... What kind of big white is this who sang on stage, shouldn't it be a singer Xiao Hei who has just caused a small wave on the Internet, and has attracted six or seven thousand fans in the blink of an eye, but what is this trying to do?
Uncle's pants full of anticipation have been taken off, are you playing with the costume sculpture that has crossed the line?
Please, since you're a singer, it's okay to have a bit of a singer's professional quality, don't stand stupidly somewhere and waste other people's feelings in vain!
With this unpleasant thought, Zhang Dekai grabbed the cold pure beer that was still bubbling with cold air in his hand, and poured a big sip with his head high, his face full of unhappiness.
However, at this moment, Chen Mo, who had not moved for half a minute, suddenly began to sing with his eyes wide open, and only heard Chen Mo singing -
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
……
Just because he heard this strange singing, Zhang Dekai subconsciously swept Chen Mo's face illuminated by the cross beam with the residual light of his eyes.
But this glance was enough for Zhang Dekai to drink the sip of wine in his mouth, and a pop sounded out.
"Poof—"
Damn, what kind of song is this singing?!
Ahh
This girl did it on purpose!
No, this must be a severe neuropathy that flowed out of the Fengyukou abnormal human nursing home!
At this moment, Zhang Dekai was not fighting alone, because at least a third of the dozens of customers and waiters in the entire twilight bar thought so.
As for the remaining two-thirds, the collective is in a state of petrification of the brain temporarily, and Chen Mo, who is singing the Divine Comedy with an extremely exaggerated expression on the stage, really doesn't know how to react at this moment.
……
yes
yes
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Boom boom
Gurgle Boom T
Boom
……
Chen Mo, who was engrossed in singing the Divine Comedy "Worried", was completely devoid of all foreign objects in his eyes, and continued to sing non-stop.
So when Chen Mo sang for almost a minute and a half, the audience who were so shocked that they were petrified finally came to their senses one after another, and almost all the listeners wanted to cover their ears.
Really, everyone never knew that there was such an anti-human song in this world.
"Get down, get down, get down!"
"Shut up, bastard, sing the labor police again!"
"Wo said, I'm going to vomit out the overnight meal!"
"Brother, brother, uncle! Your uncle! Please sing again, we still can't believe it, you are really not a little black or a big white! ”
The audience, who couldn't stand it, shouted loudly, as if they had entered a state of unconscious loss of judgment in the group.
It's a pity that Chen Mo didn't hear anything, but continued to sing with a bang.
Zhang Dekai couldn't bear it anymore, he decided to brew his emotions, and rushed to the stage to do the right thing for heaven.
"Such profound singing skills, such a varied singing voice, such a unique melody, and such a rich expression, the young man who sings this song is really, really...... Absolutely! Absolutely! ”
Just as Zhang Dekai was brewing his emotions, a middle-aged man with a serious expression at the table next to him suddenly said in a breathtaking tone.
I'll take a look, what kind of appreciation level is this, this kind of anti-human scary song, you can actually appreciate it as a divine comedy?!
Zhang Dekai immediately didn't continue to brew emotions, he decided to talk to this neighboring table who actually turned against each other, and popularized what is a really good song.
But the problem is that when Zhang Dekai turned his head and stood up, and carefully glanced at the face of the middle-aged man at the next table through the faint light source, he sat back down.
Mom - Du, Du, Du, Du, Professor Du!
This adjacent table is actually the most maverick music tutor of Chang'an Conservatory of Music, the second largest songwriter of Sunshine Records among the three major record companies, and Professor Du, who has a column in many music journals!
That's right, this Professor Du also has a column in the newspaper where Zhang Dekai works!
Zhang Dekai remembers very well that once this Professor Du ran to the newspaper office for some reason, so the editor-in-chief and other leaders accompanied him throughout the whole process, and fired the little girl who was received at the front desk, because the girl did not recognize Professor Du, and did not let Professor Du enter the editorial room.
So Zhang Dekai felt that if he angered Professor Du, he would still be able to keep his job......
No, wait!
Professor Du seemed to be saying just now, he was saying...... This strange song against humanity has at least four obvious characteristic advantages?
In other words, this song, which even Professor Du said two amazing songs, is actually a good song that laymen can't understand when it is devastating, but in fact, it is really a high-end atmosphere and high-grade good song?
Zhang Dekai, who was glad that he was fortunately not too impulsive, suddenly figured out this truth with a burst of brains.
So for Zhang Dekai, it doesn't matter whether Chen Mo's "Worried" is sung well or badly, the important thing is that he finally caught an exclusive report that can be used 100%.
So listening to Chen Mo's "Nervousness" again, Zhang Dekai suddenly felt that this was a divine comedy that made him crazy...... After adapting to this unheard of style, it really sounds good?