Chapter 3 This month I was illiterate
The person who came was a white-haired old man in blue, holding a wine gourd in his hand, and walked towards the two with a smile.
"Ahem~ It's Wenqu Xingjun! How? Looking for the old moon again? The rabbit god stepped forward and said hello.
When Mao heard that it was Wenqu Xingjun, his heart trembled in shock, Mommy~ She won't wear a fake >_<
Wenqu Xingjun said: "It's not! Isn't this just a new bamboo brand, and the old man asked me to help him sort it. As he spoke, he lifted the wine gourd in his hand again, shook it twice at the rabbit god, and complained in a low voice: "That old horseman is getting more and more picky!" The promised thousand days of drunkenness has become Zhu Yeqing, you tell him, let him invite another master next time! ”
"What Wenqu Xingjun said, don't worry! Next time, I promise to get drunk for a thousand days! The rabbit god raised an eyebrow and smiled.
"That's what you said! Don't go back! Wenqu Xingjun was busy striking while the iron was hot, and then looked at Ah Mao who was hiding behind the rabbit god, scratched his head and said, "Who is this fairy child?" New to the new arrival? Haven't seen it? ”
The rabbit knew that this Wenqu Xingjun was a frequent visitor to the old moon's mansion, and he was very familiar with the fairy children in it, and he couldn't hide it if he wanted to, so he simply said the truth: "Don't mention it, everyone knows that the old man of the moon is a good person, and the fairy child who twists the rope can't bear to be enslaved and goes to the lower realm privately." It's not a big deal, but this matchmaking errand can't be delayed! Didn't I find a small worker from the Nether to come back and help? ”
"That's it! Rabbit God, I understand your distress, but I'm afraid it's unreasonable to do this! If you let the Emperor of Heaven know, this sin ......" Wenqu Xingjun was still embarrassed, and he didn't buy the explanation of the rabbit god.
"Haha, who cares about such a trivial matter, as long as you don't say it, no one will mention it. You say, don't you? The rabbit god threw a big wink at Wenqu Xingjun.
Wenqu Xingjun still looked embarrassed, "But ......"
"Xingjun, I got a lot of good things in the Nether this time, let's just talk about that Zhenlong chess game, tsk! What a rare treasure. But I don't understand it. It's better to give it to you, and it can be regarded as making the best use of it. The rabbit god said as he observed Wenqu Xingjun's expression.
"Chess? Hey! Such a treasure, so how embarrassing! Wenqu Xingjun was very calm on the surface.
"Everyone is a fairy friend, this chess game, you should be a little bit of the old moon!" The rabbit god said, the palm of his right hand was upward, the red light flashed, and a chess book appeared in his palm, and he handed it to Wenqu Xingjun.
Wenqu Xingjun excitedly took the chess game, and admired while flipping through it: "What a treasure!" Treasure! ”
"Xingjun, what about this fairy child, you ...... it?"
"What fairchild? Isn't this the one who twisted the red rope under Old Man Yue? Rabbit God-kun, thank you for your chess game! I still have something to do, one step ahead! Wenqu Xingjun waved his big hand, only to hear a long roar, and the Golden Saint Peacock flew from the air, and the dazzling golden light was almost blinding Ah Mao's eyes.
It wasn't until Wenqu Xingjun was gone away that the golden light gradually disappeared. Ah Mao looked at the peacock in the distance, and was extremely incomprehensible: "This Wenqu Xingjun is too burning, what kind of peacock is sitting?" If you keep a low profile, you'll die? Such a big peacock, if it is roasted and eaten, it will be enough for my mother and me to eat for several days. Waste! Waste! ”
"How do you know how to eat?" The rabbit god glanced at Shigeru in disgust.
"Foxes live on food! If I don't taste good, can I dig the valley for 300 years? "Shigeru is right.
"Are you embarrassed to say? It seems that Xiaoya is right, you are indeed a miracle! ”
"Besides, I'm a miracle, you'll never want to catch up with your Xiaoya!"
"Okay~ Then I'll send you back to Zhaoyao Mountain now, and you can continue to Bigu!"
“……=。 ="Shigeru is speechless. Sure enough, it's a short mouth, and I haven't eaten yet, so I don't dare to say anything.
"You have to thank Ben Shenjun, if it weren't for my chess game, you fake fairy boy would be in trouble. It's a pity that I have a good Zhenlong chess game~" The rabbit god looked at her sideways, and saw that she was not very interested, so he didn't tease her anymore.
The two of them were speechless all the way, and they didn't encounter any immortals again, and they came to Yuelao's Mansion smoothly.
"This is the Moon Mansion?" Mao stood outside the Moon Old Mansion and looked at the gate that had fallen into disrepair with a look of disbelief.
"What do you think? The golden one is the Lingxiao Treasure Palace! Who will come to this broken place where birds don't? The rabbit and the phoenix looked at her like a turtle.
Mao seemed to be completely unaware, stepped forward and pushed, and with a "squeak", the door opened.
I saw that the courtyard in the mansion was in a mess, and the three children were busy with their own work, and no one cared who entered the mansion at all. There were originally four fairy children in the old mansion this month, all of whom took the moon as their surname, and took the flowers, appearances, moons, and appearances as their names. Yuehua is responsible for raising silkworms, Yuerong is responsible for handling silkworm cocoons, Yueyue is responsible for dyeing, and Yuexiang is responsible for twisting ropes. The fairy child who escaped from the nether realm was the moon-like appearance of this twisted rope.
Shigeru and the rabbit walked one foot at a time, avoiding the red dye on the ground rubbing against their clothes.
"Oops! I said Yueyue, dyes don't need money, do they? It's all over the floor! I don't know I thought I was at the slaughterhouse! The rabbit frowned slightly, and called Yueyue to reproach.
Yueyue wiped the sweat from her forehead and said, "Rabbit Shenjun, I have to dye and twist it alone, so I'm really too busy." ”
The rabbit understood, "That's it, go about your business!" When Yueyue heard this, she went to work.
Mao was shocked by the old moon mansion like this dyeing workshop. It's like you think you've entered a tall restaurant, but when you open the recipe, you find that it says steamed buns and fat intestines. Amao's grievances only frowned, but he was in his heart. Orz
The rabbit god stopped next to a shelf with a lot of red celestial silk drying, turned to Ah Mao and said, "You will replace Yuexiang in the future and twist the red rope here!" ”
Shigeru was clearly not free from her mournful self-consciousness, and nodded blankly.
Seeing that she didn't speak, the rabbit god simply took her directly into the old moon's hut.
"Yue Lao, I will find the little fairy child you want for you! Do you look full of dissatisfaction? ”
How does this sound like abducting a girl from a good family. When Shigeru heard the rabbit god say this, he finally came back to his senses. She looked around intently, still feeling like a dog food restaurant, not tall at all. This month, the old mansion is poor and sour like this, can the marriage of achievement be guaranteed by quality?
"The new kid~ come over and let the old man take a look!" In the distance, Yue Lao had his back to them, dressed in an old gray robe, sitting cross-legged on the ground, with two large piles of bamboo plaques on the left and right.
Hearing this, the rabbit god stepped forward and pushed Ah Mao: "Go quickly, you!" Mao was pushed, turned around and glared at the rabbit god, the rabbit god didn't look at her, turned around and twisted the water snake's waist, and walked out with his head held high. Mao's mouth was almost crooked. What's up? Not quite! ╭(╯^╰)╮ Silently recite the Mao-style pure heart mantra in my heart: In order to become an immortal! For the sake of eating meat! I endure! So she took a deep breath and walked over to Yue Lao.
Yue Lao didn't look up, picked up a bamboo plaque with his left hand, and picked up the red thread with his right hand and threaded it into the small hole at the top of the bamboo plaque. "What's your name?" His voice trembled.
"My name is Shigeru, and I'm a white fox." She was honest.
"Shigeru? It's really providential, and the moon of my family has a name. ”
"I am the lush Mao, the moon...... I guess it's the looks. Shigeru kindly reminded.
"Isn't it a word? Isn't it all the same? Yue Lao turned his head to look at her, and his wrinkled face showed an impatient look.
"Uh...... You say the same, it's the same. "This month, the old man doesn't seem to have a good level of education. She suddenly remembered what Wenqu Xingjun had just said. Help him divide the bamboo cards? Shigeru looked down at the bamboo signs on both sides. Each bamboo sign had a name written on it, and she picked up one casually to look at the name, and then picked up the other side and looked at it. The sign seems to be distributed according to the left of the man and the right of the woman.
"You, don't look at the old man who is uneducated, the marriage in this world, isn't it all in my hands? Girl, you remember, mastering a craft is far more important than being educated. ”
Shigeru nodded approvingly.
As he spoke, Yue Lao put on the red thread on one side and tied a knot, and then picked up the bamboo card on the other side and threaded the other end of the red rope into it.
Shigeru is stupid=. = That's too sloppy, isn't it?! She sighed a little that human beings have a strong adaptability, and it is really a "casual" marriage for thousands of miles~
"Ahem, Yue Lao, I think your red line is one-to-one, right? But I remember that many people in the human world have three wives and four concubines, what's going on? Mao picked up a well-worn marriage card and fiddled with it over and over again.
"Oh! That kind of situation, it doesn't happen often, it's usually because the red rope is not enough, so you can only wear a few more on one side! I said, "You're a smart little fox, you can't figure it out?" Yue Lao said disdainfully. Sure enough, the cultured ones are all wooden fish heads, and they are as dead-eyed as the old man Wenqu!
After a series of blows, Amao has calmed down. She felt that there were too many wonders in this fairy world! Won't you be able to mix up like this? She put aside her distracting thoughts and asked, "Yue Lao, you are in charge of marriage, and you don't care about the marriage in the heavenly realm?" ”
"Although the old man can decide the marriage of the human world, this heavenly realm, the old man can't control it~" Yue Lao seemed to feel that it was quite faceless to mention this matter, and he didn't want to mention it more.
Ah Mao looked at Yue Lao suspiciously, too! If he had such a great ability, wouldn't it be all right to tie the rabbit god and the jade rabbit together? The rabbit god is still guilty of such distress?
Yue Lao was a little displeased when he saw that Ah Mao doubted his mana, and said casually: "Little fox, don't worry, although the old man can't match that Guanyin Rulai, it is more than enough to ignite a little demon like you." He put down the red thread in his hand and looked Shigeru up and down. Well, the qualifications are good! If you continue to practice after ignition, the thunder will be you~ You should be able to carry it a few times......" Yue Lao touched his white beard and said.
"How many strokes? What is the meaning? ”
"Do you think that immortals are at ease? Little fox, you are blessed! If you are ignited, you will be saved from the catastrophe of thunder. But the immortals all have a long life, and there are no more unlucky ghosts who have disappeared, and this heavenly realm has long been full of immortals. Therefore, every once in a while, you have to chop a few unqualified people to death, and it is just natural selection. No fuss! Yue Lao muttered like a homely man, and the work in his hands still did not stop.
Since Ah Mao came to the Heavenly Realm, his thick nerves have become very fragile, and his face turned white with fear when he heard Yue Lao say that he was going to carry thunder. "Also, what about this rule?" Damn it, why didn't her mother tell her! T^T
"Of course, but you don't have to worry, the interval I said is a long time, and it will take 1,800 years anyway, as long as you practice well during this period, it will naturally not be a problem to carry those few thunders."
"Yes...... Is it? "Ah Mao is suspicious, he himself is a waste of cultivation, and after 1,800 years, he will definitely be the unlucky ghost who contributed to the balance of the population of the Heavenly Realm. This hunch is really ominous~
While Mao was in a daze, Yue Lao completed all the matching work of the bamboo cards, took out a small golden pill from his cuff, and handed it to Ah Mao. "Ate it."
Mao took the pill and looked left and right, "What is this?" ”。
"What is it? The golden pill that helps you become an immortal, if you don't eat it, you will return it to the old man. ”
"Eat, eat, who says I won't eat?" Ah Mao didn't want to waste this great opportunity to become an immortal, so he swallowed Jin Dan in one gulp.