Chapter 73: Luo Xiaoli cried
(Two more offered, ask for a push!)
About an hour later, when everyone slowly recovered from the fear of escaping death before, and was beginning to talk and laugh and live a picnic addiction, they saw a group of police/security officers/policemen sweating profusely, panting over the mountain collar, running towards them.
Although it took more than an hour to go out to the police, the students were greatly relieved to see that these comrades had completed the long ridge that they had taken nearly two hours to climb in an hour. Even though the image of the current public/security police officers has been criticized a lot because of the influence of some black sheep, seeing the arrival of this group of uncles in dark blue uniforms, everyone suddenly felt full of confidence. At the same time, I can't help but secretly admire, this police speed is still good!
But looking back, everyone was quickly relieved, because there was a book/record daughter who was kidnapped here! Although I don't know where this book/record is, but how to say it, it should be a big official! Otherwise, would the kidnappers have fun?
Since it is not a small official, it is not strange that these comrades went to the police so quickly!
When these Gong/An comrades came, Wu Huang was drinking snake soup with Bai Yansu and Concubine Fang. Although the two girls said that they would not drink this snake soup soup at first, when the aroma of the soup wafted up, the two of them invariably put all the words they had said before behind them, and then generously accepted Wu Huang's filial piety as a matter of course. It was as if the words 'promise not to drink', 'never drink', 'not to drink to death' and so on came out of their mouths at all.
What made Wu Huang depressed and proud at the same time was that Shui Ruojia was invited by Bai Yansu and Concubine Fang, and her bodyguards also joined the ranks of drinking snake soup. What is depressing is that why does this stinky fart girl drink his soup, but she only says thank you to Sister Bai and Sister Concubine, but she doesn't even look at him, she looks like she takes it for granted, which is really hateful and annoying! And proudly, when this stinky fart girl drank this snake soup, her phoenix eyes lit up, and she had an exaggerated expression as if she had drunk the Nine Heavens Immortal Brew, which made him really proud!
If it is an ordinary snake soup soup, it will definitely not have such a good taste, but Wu Huang adds some condiments to this snake soup soup, but it is something that cannot be found in this world, and because of the addition of these things, this snake soup is so delicious, but also has unimaginable benefits to the body.
This point, Bai Yansu and the bodyguard aunt surnamed Qian felt it after taking the first sip. Both of them agreed and glanced at him meaningfully, but Bai Yansu didn't say much, but continued to drink the soup quietly like a lady, and Aunt Qian thanked Wu Huang solemnly.
Shui Ruojia, who was looking at the side, thought that her eyes were hallucinating. Although this Aunt Qian is usually very polite to everyone, even when her face is expressionless, she will say 'thank you', but it is rare for such a solemn expression to appear.
Aunt Qian's thanks, as well as Sister Bai's 'so it is' expression, for Wu Huang, is tantamount to the joy of meeting a bosom friend when Boya met Zhong Ziqi, although he is not crazy, but at least he knows that he is not playing the piano to the cow and dancing to the blind man.
Yes, Shui Ruojia's stinky fart attitude was already thrown out of the clouds by him.
The other students were envious of the scenes of Wu Huang and the three beauties talking and laughing. Although they didn't know that Wu Huang and Shui Ruojia were actually tantamount to water and fire, the reason why they could coexist at this time, and there was talk and laughter, was simply because there was Bai Yansu and Concubine Fang next to each other, so there was no comet hitting the earth.
If you look closely, you will find that when Wu Huang speaks, Shui Ruojia will definitely not laugh, and there may even be a look of soul wandering out of the world. And when Shui Ruojia spoke, Wu Huang was absolutely deaf and drank soup by himself.
You say yours is yours, and I drink mine, like well water that does not interfere with river water, like a single-plank bridge and a sunny road, never intersecting.
Both are proud and stinky people, and they will never bow their heads to each other because of each other's feelings.
It wasn't until those public/security officers appeared sweating profusely that everyone got up to greet them, and then invited these public/security comrades to sit down and send news, eat something and drink some water by the way, and then the students began to clean up the mess and prepare to go home with these public/security comrades and act as witnesses.
And just when everyone was packing up and preparing to go home, Luo Xiaoli came out of the forest by the lake, holding his buttocks, jumping and shouting, "I...... I was bitten by a snake! Woowoo woo ......"
It turned out that after so many things happened, Luo Xiaoli saw that the small action he had prepared could not succeed, and he was afraid that the pet snake would be put in the backpack and found out by these police officers. Yes, when he saw the public/security police coming, he excused himself to go to the tuba, ran into the forest, and prepared to release the pet snake, but he didn't expect that when the pet snake was released, he encountered a real wild snake.
Seeing Luo Xiaoli's appearance, Bai Yansu couldn't help but sigh secretly, it was really unfavorable to go out, it was really a mistake to go out today without looking at the imperial calendar. But the student was bitten by a snake, but she couldn't ignore it, yes, when Luo Xiaoli was holding her buttocks and running around, she shouted: "Don't move, the more you move, the faster the blood flows, and the faster the toxin spreads!" Sure enough, being yelled at by her, Luo Xiaoli didn't dare to move anymore, but asked everyone for help with pitiful eyes.
The place where she was bitten was her buttocks, Wu Huang naturally didn't want her sister Bai to look at a boy's buttocks, so she grabbed her and said, "Sister, leave it to me!" I know what to do! I'm very experienced in this kind of thing! ”
"Then let's go!"
Bai Yansu's trust in Wu Huang's words has increased to another level, at least he will not doubt Wu Huang's ability in this kind of matter.
Wu Huang raised his hand and shouted, "Luo Xiaoli, please take off your pants and let me see your wounds." All female students, please turn around, if you are really interested in Luo Xiaoli's ass, then I didn't say it! ”
For Wu Huang's ridicule, many female classmates secretly snorted, but they did not despise him as before, but secretly scolded the 'pervert'! However, many male classmates couldn't help but chuckle, thinking that Wu Huang's methods of playing hooligans were really good!
"Luo Xiaoli, what I ask now, you can answer, understand?"
At this time, a public security uncle came over and said, "Little classmate, are you okay?" If he is really bitten by a poisonous snake, he must be sent to the hospital immediately, you are delaying his treatment! ”
"This public security uncle, I may not have your mind in criminal investigation, but I don't dare to call myself an expert in dealing with this kind of work such as being bitten by snakes, insects, rats and ants, but I also have some confidence and means." Wu Huang looked at the wound on Luo Xiaoli's buttocks and said, "Moreover, if you are really bitten by a poisonous snake, if you don't dispose of the residual toxins on the wound in time, even if you are sent to the hospital at this time, the consequences may be even more serious!" ”
"Wu Huang, I, am I really injured by a poisonous snake, I feel like my head is a little dizzy!" Luo Xiaoli was sweating profusely and said weakly.
Wu Huang glanced at the two small blood holes on Luo Xiaoli's buttocks that were bleeding black blood, and nodded: "It is indeed injured by a poisonous snake, if the poisonous blood in the wound is not sucked out in time, even if it is sent to the hospital now, it is estimated that the consequences will be quite serious." Classmate Luo, do you have any good friends, call over and help you suck the poisonous blood! By the way, do you see what the snake that bites you looks like? ”
"Like...... It seems to be green! Luo Xiaoli gritted his teeth, his face covered with sweat.
"Green? Could it be a green bamboo snake!? Uncle Gong/Uncle An frowned.
And Luo Xiaoli almost fainted with fright when he heard the name of the green bamboo snake, but he still endured it, and with his last strength, he looked at Li Jisen with the most pitiful look, and begged him for help: "Sen, Brother Sen, can you help, help me?" ”
Luo Xiaoli is Li Jisen's dogleg, and he is naturally not very popular, so except for Li Jisen, he really doesn't know who to ask to help him at this time. It's just that how could Li Jisen do this kind of 'ass kissing' thing in public, let alone in public, even secretly, with Li Jisen's pride, it is impossible to help his dog's legs do this kind of thing that insults his reputation and self-esteem.
So, Li Jisen's face was black, he gritted his teeth secretly, and was unmoved. I'd rather be scolded for being unrighteous afterwards and not save him when he dies, and he doesn't want to kiss someone else's ass in public at this time! Especially his doggy ass!
So, Luo Xiaoli cried with fear and fear, that is called a sadness!
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