Chapter 29: You're so happy that you don't have to raise pigs
Qin Ming felt that he still wanted to laugh, he really wanted to bring a cigarette to suppress the shock at this time, but he found that there was no cigarette on his body, so he covered his mouth and laughed for a few minutes...
Lu Jia and Lu Miaohan also took a few minutes, and the eyes of Chiguoguo seemed to be looking at an idiot.
Qin Ming's smile straightened, he straightened his waist, thinking about how to hit Lu Jia and Lu Miaohan later.
A few minutes later.
There were three bowls of ramen on the tray in the waiter's hand, Qin Ming stood up and took the initiative to put the ramen in front of Miao Miao, he wanted Miao to finish it?
But she didn't move, and she looked very high... That one.
Qin Ming couldn't help but ask: "Why don't you eat it, your mother said that you want three bowls, can you eat them all at once, me?" If it's not enough, you'll eat my bowl too. ”
Qin Ming is slapping his face, he is mocking Lu Miaohan and Lu Jia, but Lu Jia and Lu Miaohan are not very fond of him, their mother and daughter are really unsightly... What nonsense.
Lu Jia stroked her hair and said, "Miaomiao, why don't you eat it?" ”
Lu Miaohan said: "I'll wait for your ramen to arrive, and then eat it with my mother." ”
"When you're hungry, eat first."
"No, I just have to wait for my mother to eat again."
"That's good." Lu Jiadao.
Qin Ming listened to their boring conversation, but his eyes kept staring at the three bowls of ramen in front of Miaomiao.
He wanted to eat, but just now he put the three bowls in front of Miaomiao, so he was embarrassed to reach out and take them, so he said:
"Miaomiao, if you can't finish eating, give it to me, I'm afraid you will waste food, you know the country's eight honors and eight shames, but it is not used alone to remember, we need to take practical action."
"Huh."
Lu Miaohan's expression was simply deliberately angry with Qin Ming, Qin Ming frowned, and said silently in his heart, "You take it, will Lao Tzu eat ramen later?"
The remaining three bowls of ramen also came up.
Qin Ming put two bowls in front of Sister Lu, Sister Lu is not a normal person, it is very normal to eat two bowls of ramen, but Qin Ming also wants to eat two bowls, because he didn't eat breakfast, so he is very hungry.
But the words must be weighed, otherwise the remaining dignity will disappear again.
Qin Ming brought a bowl of ramen to him, and he didn't eat it for the time being, because if he pretended to break it.
"Mom, eat ramen." Lu Miaohan's pouty mouth is really good, especially the action of holding chopsticks, which is really cute to the extreme.
"Eat slowly, don't scare the uninformed." Lu Jia naturally said Qin Ming, and he didn't forget to say it when he said it.
"I'll try to be as slow as I can."
Thereupon.
Qin Ming was almost a hell, his old child actually finished a bowl of braised beef ramen, and then continued to eat the second bowl of ramen, and under Qin Ming's stunned eyes, the second bowl was ready to be eaten.
Qin Ming's brain seemed to be a little deprived of oxygen, because Lu Miaohan had already started to eat the third bowl of ramen. In less than three minutes, Lu Miaohan ate two bowls of ramen, and her mother was a little weaker and only ate one bowl, such a record...
The world has become so crazy.
Qin Ming hurriedly picked up the chopsticks, he suddenly remembered a small sentence from the countryside, and said to Lu Jia: "You are so happy, you don't have to raise pigs in the future." ”
What he meant was that as long as Lu Miaohan was there, there would be no leftovers, but another implied meaning was to scold Lu Miaohan for being a pig.
Two words in one word.
Qin Ming didn't expect that the level of speaking in the countryside would reach this level.
Lu Jia despised Ming, and said coldly: "Qin Ming, when you eat, you are crooked, if you don't eat again, if you don't eat, you will give it to Miaomiao?" ”
"What are you kidding, Lao Tzu is hungry for a long time and has to let her eat, Lao Tzu is sick."
Qin Ming's eyes Miao's third bowl of ramen had been wiped out for the most part, and he hurriedly gobbled it up because he was afraid that Miaomiao would snatch his ramen.
After another two minutes, almost at the same time, the three of them let go of the chopsticks in their hands, and Miaomiao said: "Mom, I just ate enough, what are we going to eat at night?" ”
"Just finished eating, do you want to eat again?" Qin Ming was already numb, and he thought of the highest level of the legendary foodie.
That's when it's time to be happy, eat delicious and celebrate.
When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you.
When you are bored, eat delicious pastimes; When you're angry, eat something delicious to vent......
Qin Ming's head suddenly grew big, and he suddenly had a terrible thought:
This little girl was born to Lu Jia, otherwise she wouldn't be so powerful, Lu Jia was talking about Lu Miaohan's origin just now, was she lying to herself?
But the resolute Sister Lu is not like this kind of person.
Besides, if Sister Lu can find her husband, then is there any heavenly reason, Qin Ming still wants to continue thinking about it, but he seems to stop thinking about it when he hears something particularly exciting.
"In the evening, I make a few dishes: braised pork trotters, steamed fish from the fire, stuffed tofu, stir-fried chicken with pineapple, and water spinach. For the time being, these are just a few dishes; If it is hot, make the cool and delicious pork lung wolfberry soup; I'll get you the best meal I've ever had: yellow flower rice. Miaomiao, is this good? ”
"Okay, I've never heard of the food you make, but the food your mother makes must be delicious." Lu Miaohan loves the little tiger tooth with a smile.
"If you like to eat, I'll make it for you in the future, so that you can eat fat."
"Thank you, Mom."
"Sister Lu, I'll go too."
Qin Ming's saliva immediately flowed when he heard this, because the names of the dishes in it were all what he liked to eat, he was never picky, he ate what he liked.
Lu Jia glanced at him and said, "Buy the order, and I'll let you eat and drink." ”
"Then forget it."
Qin Ming suddenly sighed, although it was said that the six bowls of braised beef ramen were only 72 yuan, but he only ate one bowl, so he wouldn't pay for killing him.
"It's funny, you can definitely eat it when you come over at eight o'clock in the evening."
"I'll go in the evening."
Qin Ming's frustrated face suddenly became excited, he was so excited that he drank all the soup in the bowl, and when the waiter came to settle the bill, the waiter seemed to be a ghost, he thought that it was not enough for Qin Ming to kill four bowls of ramen alone.
In the misunderstanding, it also made Qin Ming have a long face.
Walk out of the hotel.
Qin Ming dragged his suitcase, although the landlord Sister Lu and Miaomiao didn't give him a good face, but he was still very excited to be able to go over and eat tonight.
Because Sister Lu has been at home by herself all year round, she cooks by herself, and over time, her cooking skills have far surpassed those of the chefs who learned in Lanxiang.
The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, and then I couldn't help but hum a song.
"Mom, he sings so badly, and he is like a locust transiting." Lu Miaohan flashed her big-eyed mother.
Lu Jia said: "Qin Ming, you pay attention to your behavior. ”
"Cut, no taste."
Qin Ming suddenly rolled his eyes, and said that the song of the famous singer Dong Chou was ugly, a mountain cannon, who Dong Chou is, no one in China knows, he is not singing badly, that kind of song is originally Dong Chou's unique style.
It's terrible to be uneducated.
Dong Chou, where have you been after the great changes in the world, I miss you so much... I wonder if you miss me?
Get lost...