Chapter 711: It's miserable, the joke is big! (Ask for subscription)

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It's summer now, and Chen Chen only has a thin black T-shirt on his upper body, which is slippery when he picks it up.

Xie Xixi's eyes were straight, she never expected that this shameless guy would take off his clothes without saying a word, she couldn't stop it.

Seeing that Xie Da Beauty was a little stupid, Chen Chen smiled proudly, posed a toned pose under the influence of alcohol, and asked, "How is it, isn't my body perfect?" ”

"Perfect, you big-headed ghost!" Xie Xixi covered her eyes and turned around, and said angrily and shyly: "You exhibitionist, you are all fathers, and you are so self-respecting." ”

"I don't have self-respect? Please, who doesn't respect themselves? Chen Chen burped and said, "How old are you?" Twenty-two, right? Still playing tricks that children only play, don't you feel naΓ―ve? ”

"Where did I play tricks?" Xie Xixi quibbled: "I haven't seen my mother for a few months, isn't it okay to talk about the mother-daughter relationship together tonight?" ”

"Yes, of course." Chen Chen lay on the bed and said with a smile: "According to what you say, I haven't seen you for five years, shouldn't we also talk about the father-daughter relationship tonight?" ”

"What a father-daughter relationship,!" It's okay not to mention this, but as soon as she mentioned this, Xie Xixi became angry and said angrily: "You don't say that I am your daughter in front of others in the future, you look at you now, you don't look as old as me." ”

Chen Chen said with a hippie smile: "I am naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, it is useless for you to envy, besides, no matter how you deceive yourself, I am your father, you must admit this." ”

"Pay attention, just a stepfather, not a dad, these are two completely different concepts." Xie Xixi argued with reason.

"But I don't think it's any different." Chen Chen kicked off his shoes and waved at Xie Da Beauty, "Good daughter." Go wring a hot towel, I'm going to refresh myself. ”

"You still want me to wait for you, dream!" Xie Xixi didn't bother to pay attention to him.

"Why did your father and daughter get right again as soon as they met?" Xie Lanlan walked over with a teacup a little helplessly, picked up the man and fed him to drink.

"Who is father and daughter with him? Mom, I'm going to be angry if you say that again. Xie Xixi said annoyedly.

"Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it." Her daughter is also getting older and has her own opinions, and Xie Lanlan can't force her to do what she doesn't want to do.

Chen Chen felt a little more comfortable after drinking the water. Lying on the delicate body full of sensuality of a glamorous. Leaning on the plump twin peaks, he looked at Xie Xixi drunkenly and said, "Okay, okay, it's your right to recognize me or not, but now it's getting late, can you go back to your room to rest?" ”

"I told you that I was going to sleep with my mother tonight, and I think you should be the one who should leave." Xie Damei's revenge has not succeeded. Of course, she wouldn't give up.

"Hey, I said you're still addicted, aren't you? Are you going or not? Chen Chen sat up dissatisfiedly and asked in a deep voice.

"If you don't go, you won't go. I don't believe you dare to kick me out. Xie Xixi made up her mind to fight him.

"Okay, you're not leaving, are you? Then don't blame me. Chen Chen jumped up suddenly.

Xie Xixi was so frightened that he thought he was really going to use force to drive himself out. Immediately ready to fight back.

However, Chen Chen didn't mess around as she thought, but smiled strangely: "I'll ask you one last time, are you really not leaving?" I warn you, it's too late to leave! ”

"You don't scare people. Auntie and grandma are not scared, if you have the ability, don't rely on your own kung fu to bully people. "Xie Xixi is afraid that he will be brutal, and besides this, what trick can he force himself to leave?

"Are you kidding, do you still use your fists and feet to deal with this little girl? I can't afford to lose this man. Chen Chen pouted.

Xie Xixi saw that he promised not to use force, and immediately felt relieved, and sat on the bed without fear, with a posture of I see what tricks you can play.

"Then you can't blame me, don't regret it!" There is a saying that wine is strong and intimidating, Chen Chen was not intimidated, but wine is indeed courageous, I just heard him laugh, and then took off his trousers.

"Y-What are you doing?" Xie Xixi's face turned white.

"Take off your pants and sleep, do you want to see it?" Chen Chen unfastened the belt buckle, full of provocation.

"Hooligans!" Xie Xixi blushed.

"If taking off your pants and sleeping is considered hooliganism, then people in the world are not playing hooligans every day." Chen Chen had already pulled down the zipper and laughed proudly: "If you don't leave, I guarantee that you will see a strong man wearing only a pair of underwear in a second, believe it or not?" ”

When Xie Xixi heard this evil threat, her scalp was numb, and she was about to retreat subconsciously, but her beautiful buttocks sat back as soon as she left the bed, no, she couldn't admit defeat so easily, otherwise wouldn't she be eaten to death by this hateful guy in the future?

"Yo ho, you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, do you? Okay, you forced me! Chen Chen's wine came up, and the person was also confused, so he was ready to pull down his pants.

Xie Lanlan saw that the signs were wrong, and if she continued to play, she was going to play big, so she finally persuaded her man, and then looked back at her daughter and said helplessly: "Don't make trouble, besides, you can't make trouble with him, be obedient and go back to the room." ”

"I don't!" Xie Xixi decided to fight to the end and never surrender.

"Look, this girl has demonstrated to me, if I don't give her some color today, what will I do with her father in the future?" Chen Chen didn't care about it after he got angry, he pulled down his trousers suddenly, and his whole body was suddenly slippery, only a pair of briefs remained!

This scene has no impact on Xie Lanlan, she has never seen any part of her sweetheart's body, and she has seen more popular pictures than this, but for Xie Xixi, this is the first time in her life that she has seen an almost completely naked man appear in front of her eyes, and the distance is still so close, only less than one meter!

"Y-You're really off!?" Xie Da Meinu stammered, her pretty face was suddenly red and bloody, and she was so shocked that she didn't sit still and fell to the ground, looking up at someone who was showing off her might.

"That's, I do what I say, how about it, handsome or not?" Chen Chen, who was drunk and crazy, posed as a thinker.

Xie Xixi was defeated.

"I told you a long time ago, you can't play with him, plus he drank too much today, he can do anything, but you have to listen to persuasion." Xie Lanlan hurriedly wrapped a towel blanket around the man's lower body, and complained to her daughter: "Don't leave yet?" It's a big girl, aren't you ashamed? ”

Xie Xixi is out of the way, anyway, I can see it, what is the difference between looking at one glance and looking at two eyes, isn't there still a fig leaf!

"Ah, are you going to compare yourself to anyone less disciplined today?" Chen Chen saw that this girl gritted her teeth and sat back on the edge of the bed, she was immediately angry, ripped off the towel blanket and said, "I warn you, brother is not a casual person, but brother is not a person when he gets up casually, do you want to see a full-naked-man?" If so, you just nod, you see if I dare to take it off! ”

Xie Xixi was provoked by him, her brain was hot, and she countered with her mouth: "Okay, you take it off, if you have the ability, you can take it off!" ”

"You have it, don't regret it!" Chen Chen was furious, wrenched Xie Lanlan's hand, and ripped off his underwear with a sudden, the real spring light was released, and a certain thing stood up straight.

"Ahhh!!h Xie Xixi screamed three times, couldn't bear it anymore, and fled with his face hidden.

"Hahaha, fight with me, you're still far away!" Chen Chen still wanted to chase out, but was hugged by Xie Lanlan.

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Early the next morning, Chen Chen woke up and remembered what happened last night, and suddenly felt that he had no face to see people, so he hid in his room and didn't dare to go downstairs.

"Now you know you're scared? It seems to be a little late! Xie Lanlan mocked.

"It's going to be dead, it's going to be dead, Xiaoxi must hate me to death, what should I do?" Chen Chen was so anxious that he rubbed his hands.

"Don't come to ask me, you can clean up your own trouble." With her daughter on one side and her sweetheart on the other, Xie Lanlan made up her mind to stay out of the matter this time, otherwise it would be easy to cause family conflicts.

"Don't, don't, you can't die without help!" Chen Chen looked at the glamorous pitifully.

Xie Lanlan said helplessly: "I'm really right, who let you play so big, okay, it's useless for you to hide here, let's go down and face the storm." ”

"No, I won't be torn apart by Xiaoxi at this time, I think it's better for me to avoid the limelight first! Yes, that's it! Chen Chen wanted to jump out of the window and escape.

"It's useless, you can't escape for a while, I know Xiaoxi best, if you really run away like this, she will definitely never forgive you again." Xie Lanlan finally relented, and sighed: "That's it, you go down and apologize to her, your attitude should be sincere, I will play a round for you on the side, I don't think she will really fight with you, at most let you sign a few unequal treaties." ”

Chen Chen thought about it, even if he played a hooligan, he wouldn't be guilty of death, and besides, he was drunk, and he didn't mean to, it was understandable to say, if someone helped persuade him, he should be able to make a big deal small.

I thought so, but when I went downstairs, a certain man was still trembling in his heart, but when he arrived in the hall, he unexpectedly didn't see Xie Xixi, and when he asked, he found out that the little girl was going to attend the graduation ceremony today, and she had just left with Su Yiyi and Qi Wanwan not long ago.

"I finally escaped!" Chen Chen wiped his sweat and looked happy.

"It's not that simple." Xie Lanlan glanced at him, and said thoughtfully: "But this graduation ceremony may be an opportunity to ease the tension between you." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Xiao Xi is about to start a new journey in her life after attending the graduation ceremony, this is an extremely important moment in her life, if she is not accompanied by her family, is it a bit imperfect?" Xie Lanlan asked with a smile.

"You want me to go to the ceremony? No, no, Xiaoxi will definitely be angry when she sees me, and if she messes up a good graduation ceremony, she will hate me even more. Chen Chen didn't want to take the initiative to find death.

"What are you afraid of, I'll go with you, don't worry." Xie Lanlan forcibly pulled him out of the house.

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