Chapter 1 I have special masturbation skills
Chapter 1 I have special masturbation skills
"First, don't think that just because I asked you out means that I have a crush on you; Second, don't confess to me, my letter to you should be very clear. It's not a question of whether it's appropriate or not, but it's a very awkward thing to fall in love with yourself, you know? Tang Siqing casually peeled off her fingernails, the nails were neatly trimmed, exuding a ruddy and healthy luster, "I know that you will hint at me next, if I agree, you will invite me to Fengbo Lake to watch the sunset, then go to the Jiawei Restaurant for dinner, and then go to Wanda Cinema to watch a warm and romantic movie, and then send me home." ”
She admired the embarrassment of the boy on the other side being seen through, and said with a smile: "Look, you have no secrets in front of me, even if I endure the disgust and fall in love with you, it's very boring, and I don't have a sense of expectation at all." And even if you did what I just said, you wouldn't have the guts to do anything to me today, would you? Until now, you have never even dared to hold a woman's hand, let alone kiss it. Alas, I was so stupid back then, and you are now, you obviously have the courage to talk to girls everywhere, but you don't have the courage to make deeper actions. Why waste so much money on spending so much effort and not to find someone to accompany you to watch a movie? ”
It was the late September in the south, the weather was still hot, the bright sun was scorching every inch of Guicheng, and the flowers and trees in the green belt were hanging leaves, and they were lifeless.
Walking has to be careful to avoid the sun, the weather is not suitable for shopping, in the south of the city pedestrian street almost no people can be seen on the street, but sad to death on both sides of the shops, especially the corner of the pedestrian street this 'Miki Cafe', eager to go out to pick people.
It's not a holiday afternoon, those petty bourgeois office workers will not patronize their business at this time, but there are two guests in the lobby by the window, just for the two of them but to turn on the air conditioner enough, often called "Asen" The boss looks at the meter is spinning, and his heart is very broken.
However, he was not the only one who had a heart breakdown, and Tang Sibin, who was sitting opposite Tang Siqing, also had a heart breakdown.
He didn't have classes this morning, so he went to the library to investigate the feasibility of the schoolgirl developing into a girlfriend as he had been in school for a month, so he didn't recruit anyone and didn't mess with anyone, and then he turned out a letter to him in the corner of the window that he hadn't changed during his research. The envelope was pink, with a faint scent of lavender, and the words 'Don Sibin, receive' were solemnly written on it.
Ecstatic! In the first two years of college, he tried to have a relationship with a female classmate who had no less than two slaps. Not to mention, with his tall and thin figure of 1.75 meters and a fairly handsome appearance, although he is not as polite and polite as his name, he really didn't reject him as soon as he came up.
The problem is that often after the second meeting, the woman starts to become cold, and the third time it is, 'Let's be friends.'" That's a cry without tears.
The moment he saw the letter, Tang Sibin was excited. The heart said that buddy's gold has finally shone, and it doesn't matter if you can't catch up with the girl, can't someone post it upside down? Magki, it's really worth it, and finally some schoolgirls still notice their buddies.
As a result, he opened the envelope in a state of agitation, but the content made him disappointed, and he didn't understand what it meant.
The letter reads:
First of all, it's not a love letter. I'm just using an envelope like this to make you interested in opening it and looking at it, rather than thinking it's a prank. Do you feel familiar with the handwriting? Like the words you wrote yourself? Well, it's important to believe what I'm going to write to you.
My name is Tang Siqing now, and I was still called Tang Sibin two years ago. That's right, I'm you, five years from now!
Two years ago, three years after the current time, when I woke up one day, I somehow became a girl named 'Tang Siqing', and people all over the world seemed to forget that there was once a boy named Tang Sibin, and only remembered me whose name was Tang Siqing. It took me a long time to adapt to my new identity, but I didn't expect that after being Tang Siqing for two years, I woke up one day and returned to this time period, and found that I would become 'Tang Siqing' in three years, which is now you.
The experience of adapting to the identity of 'Tang Siqing' was very painful, and even now I can't fully accept it. So, since you are the past me and I am the future you, I know how I feel after the change, and I know that you will suffer the same pain when you arrive, then we should do something to stop your change in the future after three years.
I hadn't thought of a way to stop it, but I already had a vague idea in my head. If you don't want to give up being a man you've been using for twenty years, then I'll be waiting for you at two o'clock this afternoon at the Miki Cafe on Seongnam Pedestrian Street, where you know where I'll be booking. ’
Tang Sibin felt that this was still a prank, but it was just packaged in a more middle two. After thinking about it for a morning, he finally decided to check it out at the café. Anyway, that café has already been used by him to make appointments with many senior sisters, and even the boss Asen is quite familiar, so he won't laugh at him.
Tang Sibin arrived as promised, and he saw her at a glance in the empty café.
She looked very beautiful, as tall as him, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, the T-shirt was loose, but it couldn't hide her convex and backward exquisite, her thick black hair tied into a big ponytail, revealing a clean goose egg face, eyebrows like fine willow teeth and bright eyes, without powder, it was already amazing.
He knew immediately that she was Tang Siqing, not only because she was the only one in the café, but also because the seat where she sat was his favorite seat.
She shook her hand, summoned him over, and ordered him his favorite latte and dim sum by the way, but she was so busy that she didn't have time to interject.
Tang Sibin was still beautiful when he saw her busy work: "Tsk, such a beautiful girl, and so understanding her own mind, it seems that she has put a lot of effort into getting close to herself, she is empathetic and considerate, it is really the best choice for a girlfriend, as long as you are not blind, how can you not want it?" Why do you need to approach yourself in such a secondary two way? Wouldn't it be a little hint buddy? ”
Think beautifully!
Tang Siqing's first words made Tang Sibin collapse.
There are a lot of people who use routines such as watching sunsets, eating dinner, and watching movies, but even the location is clearly felt! Besides......
"Not holding hands and not kissing is a repertoire that buddies need to cultivate their feelings to a certain extent, okay? Is it wrong to respect you girls? Downs defended himself strongly.
Tang Siqing's face was suddenly full of disdain: "Is it a shame for you to say this?" Say something you don't believe. You don't want to think about it, I know such a private thing as holding hands and kissing your mouth, what else do you have to pretend. ”
Tang Sibin said with a dark face: "Who knows what you girls are saying about me, it should be said that you don't pretend, you think I will believe what you said in your letter?" Please, don't fix those bizarre events that children fantasize about in the real world, okay? You just say you like me, I'll accept it, and then let's get along slowly, don't get those empty heads into the main topic, okay? ”
She suddenly became a little annoyed, and leaned back in her chair irritably: "If you want to fall in love, don't look for feelings from me, although I do fit the appearance of the royal sister you like now." I used to think it was nothing to put on myself, but now I think it's annoying that you are now hungry and shameless, but you don't dare to get started. Let's let it go, how do you believe everything I've told you. ”
Tang Sibin smiled, and the old god said on the ground: "Can't you pretend, right?" If you really are me, how can you not know how to convince yourself? ”
Tang Siqing was stunned for a moment, and said, "That's right! How did I not think of this? Damn, I shouldn't have overcomplicated you, you're actually very simple now! Wait for me to eat something, drink coffee, and let me think about what was my most private thing five years ago. ”
Her thoughtful look suddenly made Tang Sibin suspicious, and said calmly: "It's really not so complicated, since I'm so simple in your eyes, why don't you simply come to be my girlfriend?" I don't dare to say when I'm older, I can still afford a long-term meal ticket, and I am absolutely infatuated and loyal to you! ”
"Don't talk about it! It's the first time we've met, right? You don't need to be hungry for food, and a girl from a serious background will not be scared away by you sooner. Tang Siqing glared at him fiercely, "When you believe me, the board and lodging will naturally be all-inclusive for you, if it weren't for sleeping in the company and wearing jeans, and there are a few big bills in my trouser pockets, I would have starved to death when I woke up and stayed up until we met at this time." Now you shut up for me, I want a reason for you to believe me first. ”
Although she glared at her indignantly, in Tang Sibin's eyes, it was full of amorous feelings, and said in her heart Even if I don't believe it, I will admit it if you let me pay for room and board, just this quality of girlfriend, in the area of the campus, angry with those senior sisters and sisters who once disliked his progress too slowly.
"Don't expect me to give you a face, be careful, because I'm next to you to let others think that you have been occupied by someone and lonely all your life." Tang Siqing understood his expression looking at him in a daze for a second, and said angrily, "I have already thought of an absolute privacy that can only be known if we are alone. ”
Tang Sibin reined in his mind and listened attentively.
But Tang Siqing didn't say anything, biting his lower lip, looking ashamed, and then slowly stretched out his right hand and made an OK gesture in front of his eyes.
Well, the hands are very beautiful, and the ten fingers are like shallots out of the water. Tang Sibin commented silently in his heart.
However, this OK gesture is still dynamic, and I saw that the middle finger and ring finger of that hand slowly and slowly bent together, and finally brought together with the index finger, leaving only one little finger triumphantly upturned to the sky.
Tang Sibin was stunned, his already broken heart suddenly shattered into foam, and an expression of wanting to cry without tears floated up, and he didn't want her to see it, so he simply slammed his head on the table and said weakly: "You are enough!" Can't I believe it? ”
Tang Siqing took her hand back with a 'whoosh', and her face was really like this.
Tang Sibin thumped his chest: Magki! Who knows but myself that I'm going to have my little finger cocked when I!