Chapter Forty-Six: A Girl More Abstract Than Sister Feng

After dinner, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong still didn't come back, Shangguan was bored to stay at home alone, put on a coat, and planned to go to the Internet café to play games for a while.

Of course, the machine in an Internet café cannot be better equipped than your own laptop, but the atmosphere of an Internet café is not something that can be found by a person locked at home and playing games.

It's still the Providence Internet café, there are still a lot of underage children playing games in it, and the network administrator is still that young man, and when he saw the competent person, he laughed and said: "Isn't this our lion slaughtering hero!" Welcome, welcome, warm welcome. ”

Since it was on TV, basically a local in North China has known Shangguan Nengren, a little hero of slaying lions, and even many foreign media have interviewed Shangguan Nengren, and the deeds of Shangguan Nengren killing a lion with his bare hands have spread all over the world, and many foreign TV stations hope that Shangguan Nengren can go to their country to do a few programs.

How can Shangguan people have that idle time, all refuse, and there are sensational news in the world every day, under the deliberate cooling of Shangguan people, the matter of the lion slaughter hero is gradually forgotten, most of the people who can remember Shangguan are also local people in North China, as well as those who worship heroes in China, and some people who can't say it clearly.

Shangguan Nengren smiled: "The lion slaughtering hero came to the Internet, is it discounted?" ”

"Uh......" The network manager laughed dryly: "What about this...... Small business, small business. ”

"Cut!" Shangguan raised a middle finger: "Even heroes are not discounted, they are too picky, and I despise you." ”

"Hehe...... the network manager smiled and said, "What, you can give the lion slaughtering hero a single room treatment." ”

"Forget it! I'm here to play for an atmosphere, and if I use a private room, I might as well play in my own home. ”

The network administrator gave a thumbs up: "When you look at your brother, you know how to do it, and the game is an atmosphere." It's boring to be alone. ”

"That's it." Shangguan smiled a capable person. Walked to an empty seat and sat down, the network manager entered the activation password, and asked, "I have all kinds of point cards here." Ninety-five fold, is there a need? ”

"Holy! Ninety-five off? Thank you for your kindness! Shangguan can complain: "You can't turn it off!" ”

"Hehe...... the webmaster rubbed his hands: "Small business, small business." ”

"......" Shangguan rolled his eyes: "Bring me 50 pieces of CS." ”

It's better to have a discount than not to have it. Shangguan people haven't played CS for a long time.,To be precise,Since that time I absorbed F-level computer power.,It's in this Internet café.,It's this garbage network manager.,At that time, Shangguan people were full of confidence.,Thought that he could fight the invincible opponents all over the world.,But they were abused by online opponents to death.。

Since then, Shangguan has not played again. Today, Shangguan is going to use C-level game ability, and he will be ashamed!

The network manager happily took the fifty denomination point card. Received forty-seven yuan and five cents from the competent person...... (It's too picky)

Log in to CS. Shangguan can choose the bandit army and join the team at random......

"Bunnies! Your uncle is here to explode your chrysanthemums! Wowhaha! Shangguan looked up to the sky and laughed wildly. It's time to kill!

"Boom, boom, boom......"

"Da Da Da ......"

"Bang ......"

"Burst your mouth first, then burst your hole, and finally burst your little chrysanthemum, the chrysanthemum is remnant, full of wounds...... Wowhaha! ”

The movement on the side of the competent person quickly attracted a large number of people who were watching from the side, and six or seven people stood behind the competent person, amazed again and again.

"Holy! This marksmanship is too awesome! It's actually accurate with one shot. ”

"It's coming, flash it! Holy! Lie down and explode little brother, brother, you're too awesome! ”

"All my comrades-in-arms are dead, and there are still three people on the other side, be careful ...... being outflanked, and the bomb that was thrown blindly actually killed two?"

"Holy! Make no mistake! I actually stabbed three of them to death with a knife!? ”…,

"O great god! Eldest brother! Take me as an apprentice! ”

Listening to the sound of the tide of sycophants behind him, Shangguan was happy to see his teeth and eyes, and his teeth were exposed, and then he was so happy and sad that he heard a 'bang' and was killed by a bomb thrown from nowhere......

"Holy!" Shangguan Neng's face turned green, and he scolded: "Which bastard threw a bomb!?" ”

In the chat box, the bandit teammate sent a message: Sorry! I'm still in the wrong place.

“…………”

Shangguan was able to cry without tears, and the supporters behind him also scolded: "I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!" Boss, you're so wronged......"

"......" The competent man took out a napkin from his pocket, wiped his tears, blew his nose, and threw it on the ground.

After a moment of silence, he slapped the computer desk with his big hand: "Damn it! Don't play CS anymore, Lao Tzu wants to play "Jianghu Supreme"! ”

The so-called "Jianghu Supreme", is the 3D martial arts online game that Shangguan people often play now, not long ago his character 'The Sorrow of the Dandan' has just been promoted to level 30, and he learned Tian Boguang's wind knife technique.

Now twenty days have passed,Dandan's sorrow has risen to level 33,The upgrade of this game is extremely difficult,Three months since the game was launched,The current first place in the level ranking is still 'Ruhua',It has been upgraded to level 37,The second to tenth places are all 36 levels,It can be seen how difficult it is to upgrade。

The 33rd level of Shangguan can only be ranked outside 100,000, and this game currently has more than 50 million players, the highest number of online users is more than 800,000, and the average number of online people is around 400,000, which is extremely popular for a new game.

There are also many people in the Internet café playing this game, as soon as they heard that the Shangguan people wanted to play "Jianghu Supreme", a few people behind him immediately shouted: "Boss, I also play "Jianghu Supreme", I am now level 32, the primary martial arts is Shaolin King Kong Palm, currently level 8, the intermediate martial arts is the strong King Kong palm, currently level 3, let's team up together!" ”

"Level 32 is nothing! Lao Tzu level 34, junior martial arts Wudang swordsmanship, currently level 9, intermediate martial arts Taiji swordsmanship, current level 4, boss, team up with me, let's go to the dungeon together, kill the boss! ”

"The two eldest brothers are amazing, and the younger brother is only level 29, and he hasn't learned intermediate martial arts yet! However, the primary martial arts is the Eagle Claw Hand, which is currently level 10. ”

Shangguan Nengren looked back at these 'little brothers' and waved his hand in a rather old-fashioned manner: "Then what are you waiting for?" Hurry up and take the opportunity, it is fate that a few brothers can meet today. A group brush copy goes! All consumption counts as mine. ”

"Long live the boss! Boss! Power on! "The little brothers couldn't be excited. Hurry up and occupy all the vacancies that can be occupied, but it is not too much or no less, just right.

The network management musicians are about to see the tonsils: "Here it is, here it is!" ”

Shangguan Nengren beckoned: "Hurry up." If there is anything delicious to eat and drink, give each of my brothers a serving, and it will be mine. ”

"Long live the boss! The boss is mighty! The boss is domineering! "Long live the little brothers.

Hearing this movement, the other customers in the Internet café regretted not falling: Why didn't I go over to join in the fun just now! Otherwise, you can eat, drink and have fun for free.

At this time, I was in a single room at an Internet café. A girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, but her appearance was extremely ugly, frowned, the sound outside was too noisy, affecting her mood to play the game, paused the game, poked her head out, and yelled: "What is it called!" Howl and mourn! ”

The voice is like nine ghosts, like a cold and fever, causing inflammation of the tonsils. When his voice was hoarse, he opened his mouth to speak, and his voice was thick and hoarse, and he was not very clear. When the voice is loud, it's no different from a ghost. It's just that this girl is more abstract than Sister Feng, and her facial features are almost screwed together.

It is said that Sun Wukong is the face of Lei Gong. But when I saw this girl's face, I found that Sun Wukong was only like Lei Gong's face at best, and this girl was Lei Gong's rebirth...... It's scary. …,

The girl's voice attracted the anger of the crowd, but when everyone looked at them angrily, they saw the girl's appearance clearly, and suddenly their faces turned pale, blue, and black...... All scared to pee.

The girl looked at the silent crowd, and smiled with satisfaction, the voice was like black and white, not only scared to pee, but also pulled ......

Shangguan Nengren raised his head and looked at this girl, and he was also stunned, he couldn't believe that there was such an ugly woman in the world, to be honest, even if it was a monkey, he was better looking than her.

"Be honest with this girl, or ...... Hey, hey, hey...... Don't have nightmares at night! The girl with the face of Lei Gong squeezed her eyebrows, her whole face twitched, and her tone was a bit like coquettishness, changing to a beautiful girl, it would be pleasing to the eye, but this action was made by her, and a few people couldn't help it on the spot, wow, and vomited......

Shangguan Nengren's stomach wall felt uncomfortable, and he quickly looked down at the screen, for fear of throwing up.

But vomiting is contagious, those who endured it and didn't vomit saw that someone next to them vomited, and the disgusting ones also vomited, like a virus outbreak, in the entire Internet café, except for Shangguan and the girl with a Lei Gong's face, even the network administrator also vomited.

For a while, the whole Internet café was sour, and a few people who just wanted to enter the Internet café saw this scene and quickly retreated in fright, fortunately they didn't see the girl with the face of Lei Gong, otherwise they would have had a nightmare tonight.

"The owner...... Vomit...... Knot...... Checkout...... ...... vomit"

"Old ...... Vomit...... Top dog...... I...... I can't...... Vomit...... Next time...... Vomit...... Accompany the boss again...... Vomit...... Group...... ...... vomit"

"I ...... Vomit...... I don't ...... either Vomit...... No more...... ...... vomit"

Shangguan people hurriedly stood up and said loudly: "Brothers, hold on!" Hold on! ”

It's useless to just shout slogans, everyone in the Internet café walked out one by one while spitting, and even collectively cheated and played tricks, taking advantage of the network management to vomit there, the account was not settled, and they ran away with a smoke......

"Give...... Vomit...... Give me money...... ...... vomit"

The network administrator couldn't vomit, and when he stood up, he found that the girl with the face of Shangguan and Lei Gong was left in the entire Internet café, and suddenly cried: "Oh my God! You didn't even pay for it! ”

After crying, the network administrator glared at the girl with Lei Gong's face: "It's you!" It's all you! You...... Vomit...... You have to compensate for all the damages...... ...... vomit"

Lei Gong's face girl: "......"

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PS: It's more than 50 monthly passes.,Panda does what he says.,Immediately go to the code to add more chapters.,Update after the early morning.,Brothers and sisters continue to work hard.,I hope there will be a change tomorrow.。