Chapter 41: This year's jokes are cold

"Qin Ming, what nerves do you have?"

Lu Jia really wanted to beat Qin Ming, but considering that he had to help him carry the suitcase, he dismissed the idea for the time being.

Lu Jia walked over and grabbed Lu Miaohan's hand, and before Qin Ming let go, Lu Miaohan let go very quickly, and also blew the hands he had just pulled together, as if he wanted to blow Qin Ming's bad luck away.

"Meow, don't you want to get an inch?"

Qin Ming is very angry now, he has endured Lu Miaohan again and again, but Lu Miaohan doesn't give himself any face at all, forget it if you don't give face, you still keep hurting me.

Did you end up torturing me?

God, I won't call you Ye anymore, you don't love my grandson at all.

Hum!

Qin Ming's angry flames were completely burning, and he looked at Lu Miaohan's cute face fiercely, looking at it, as if he felt that this little girl was still quite good-looking, and it would be better if his attitude was better.

No way.

Children must not be tolerated.

Qin Ming glared at her lovely eyes again, helplessly, Lu Miaohan not only stuck out her tongue and made a grimace, as if she was also mocking Qin Ming's incompetence in her words.

"Mom caught the thief, great."

"That's what you deserve to be your mother, come to Miaomiao, kiss your mother." Lu Jia actually squatted down, Qin Ming had never seen such a gentle scene from the landlord, and he felt like vomiting.

Kiss!

Lu Miaohan stood on tiptoe and kissed Lu Jia's face, her big eyes sparkled, her little tiger teeth were revealed, and her cute expression was very cute and beautiful.

Paralysis.

How so?

Qin Ming looked at Lu Miaohan's cute big eyes and a little baby fat face, he couldn't hold it, he wanted to knead and pinch Lu Miaohan's face, but with Lu Jia's goods, he didn't dare to cross the gap.

He could only watch Lu Jia pinch Lu Miaohan's face.

Really unwilling.

He's unwilling.

Qin Ming was already unhappy, but when he saw this scene, he was even more unhappy, and he snorted directly: "It seems that I really think of myself as a mother, and I don't know..."

Lu Jia interrupted him: "Qin Ming, is your skin itchy again, do you want me to scratch it?" ”

"Mom, beat him up."

"Hehe, it looks like you're still holding it..."

Before Qin Ming's words were finished, he felt that the aura around him had become a little cold, and he suddenly remembered the scene where Lu Jia beat up the thief just now, and suddenly goosebumps appeared all over his body, and he recognized it and smiled:

"I didn't speak, Meow, do you mean you want to eat noodles? We'll go now. ”

"Hmph." Lu Miaohan glanced at Qin Ming, seemingly with extreme contempt.

The sound of Lu Jia's hand bones suddenly sounded, and he said coldly: "Qin Ming, I warn you, I mean you can call her Miaomiao, not meow, you read the fourth tone to me." ”

Qin Ming's color suddenly changed, and he deliberately scratched his head to find a reason and said: "Anyway, Miao Miao and Meow are the same, you also know that my hometown is in GX [GuāngXī] Province, and the first and fourth tones on our side are not very clear, so you can bear with it a little bit." ”

Ass.

It's pure nonsense.

Qin Ming could tell it clearly.

But who told Lu Miaohan that this girl didn't show her face, that was what he deserved, and he didn't give him a little color to see, thinking that Lao Tzu was afraid of her as a child.

He just didn't want to read the fourth tone, because the first call was meow meow, it seemed to be feeding the cat and teasing the cat when he was a child, and it felt very cool.

"Are you kidding me? I remember that it has been four years since you came to the capital to study, and it doesn't matter if you can't change your accent, if I hear you read for the first time, you won't have to speak in the future. ”

"Shall I try to change it?"

Try your best, that is, don't change it, Qin Ming won't be stupid enough to read the fourth tone, why should he change the fourth tone if he reads the first tone?

Qin Ming is not like a sick fool.

So...

"As much as possible?" Lu Jia's tone suddenly rose a lot, and his eyes looked at him directly.

"Sister Lu, I will definitely change it, Miaomiao, you listen to the fourth tone, although it is a little difficult, but I have learned the fourth tone, and there will definitely be no first sound in the future."

"Barely passing, take the suitcase, sister treat me to eat noodles."

Lu Jia pulled Miaomiao and walked forward, Qin Ming was secretly speechless in the back, fortunately he was witty and cowardly, otherwise with Sister Lu's resolute means, he would have to lie down for at least three days.

Ramen restaurant.

Qin Ming, Lu Jia, and Lu Miaohan sat down around a small table.

As soon as Qin Ming wanted to beckon, the waiter had already hurried over and showed them two menus, the two menus obviously wanted to be given to Qin Ming and Lu Jia, but after Lu Jia took it, he actually gave one menu to Miaomiao.

The waiter looked at the three of them strangely, and finally waited quietly aside,

Qin Ming almost went mad with anger, he felt that his dignity had been lost... However, Qin Ming seems to have no dignity since the first chapter.

"What kind of noodles do you want to eat?" Lu Jia said to Miaomiao.

"Mom, I'll eat whatever you eat?"

Lu Jia knew that Miaomiao hadn't eaten any noodles, but she didn't know very well, so she looked to the side and said, "Qin Ming, you poor B, I see that you are a noodle seller all day long, what noodles are delicious in your eyes?" ”

you.

You're talking like that.

Qin Ming's face suddenly turned green and black, he soaked noodles almost every two days, it was when he was in school, and now his brother is rich... Uh, rich? … I don't know.

Qin Ming took the menu with a very unhappy breath, his eyes looked around at the ramen name that he had never seen before, and suddenly felt that his instant noodles had something to do with this ramen.

But.

Qin Ming couldn't be embarrassed because he hadn't eaten ramen, so he pretended to be very experienced, pointed to the menu on it and said to a pair of waiters: "This braised beef ramen tastes pretty good, so let's have three bowls." ”

"I want three bowls too... Three bowls. ”

Miao Miao said loudly, and the appearance of dancing seemed to be still in a state of excitement.

Your uncle.

Qin Ming and the waiter both looked at Miaomiao strangely, are you here to kick the restaurant?

Are you deaf?

What Qin Ming said is that there are a total of three bowls of ramen, you want to ask for three bowls alone, you tease me, even if you give it to you, you can't eat it, if you can eat the three bowls, Lao Tzu will eat it live in the post bar...

"Waiter, a total of six bowls of braised beef ramen." Lu Jia said at this time.

"Okay."

The waiter was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses and said, "I'll serve you soon." After he left, he muttered that young people nowadays are really good at beeping, can they use so hard to eat a bowl of ramen?

"You're crazy." Qin Ming said.

Lu Jia and Lu Miaohan pretended not to hear anything, and were still talking and laughing over there, Qin Ming didn't know how many times he was ignored, and he immediately shouted angrily.

"Sister Lu, you have to pretend to be a local tyrant when you eat a bowl of ramen, are you sick?"

"Do you like to eat or not?" Lu Jiadao.

Count you ruthless.

Qin Ming touched his stomach, he can only pit Sister Lu now, he has no money now, and he will not have money until his salary is paid or his novel wins an award, so he can only settle now, but he also knows that Lu Jia has a hot temper.

Qin Ming said speechlessly: "I'll eat two bowls at most, and you can do the rest yourself." ”

"You can only eat one bowl." Lu Jia said angrily.

Qin Ming's expression seemed to be like a ghost, and then he wanted to slap the table and laugh, he wanted to laugh in the dark, he was stunned for a long time before he said:

"And what about the rest?"

"I have two bowls, and Miaomiao has three bowls." Lu Jia said very seriously.

"Puff..."

Qin Ming's saliva flew onto Miaomiao and Lu Jia's faces, and the two women glared at Qin Ming, Qin Ming had no choice but to cover his mouth with his left hand and his stomach with his right hand laughing.

This year's jokes are cold.