Good people don't live long, and disasters last for thousands of years. It's about sunspots, a dog calf who can pick back two taels of iron on the knife mountain, and dare to bring soap to the bath when he gets off the oil pot.

But one day in the sixth month of the lunar calendar, the sunspot, who had been stabbed a thousand times, suddenly died, and died a hard death.

Kuroko's heart bowl has a big scar, and the rest of the big and small injuries are even denser, and the blood is dry and smells fishy. A huge white dog with a lame leg, with red eyes, pounced on the side of Kuroko's corpse and whined, looking sad.

The huge threshing field was densely packed with people, and the men, women, and children of the entire Zhao Village were dispatched to surround the sunspot in the middle of the threshing field and the lame dog. The villagers turned around to admire and appreciate the corpse of the sunspot, commenting with relish, and feeling that God had finally opened his eyes and accepted the evil animal.

Happiness came too suddenly, and when the villagers saw the body of the sunspot, they couldn't believe that this little Wang Ba was really angry. The men squeezed in and reached out to see if he was still snorting, and the women picked up the stones and threw him twice to see if they would jump up and lift their clothes again, and the little boys poked the soles of his feet with sticks. The old people are the most calm, basking in the sun and gossiping about the bittersweet memories, comparing the death of the sunspot with the time when Taizu liberated the whole country to fight the local tyrants and divide the land, the long-lost and familiar sense of happiness is surging, and it can't be stopped at all.

Heizi is only eighteen years old, and he has already plagued Zhao Village for thirteen years, since he was brought back to Zhao Village by his grandfather when he was five years old, the village has not been calm, and it is always a poignant scene of "chickens flying and dogs jumping, sows hanging, and little daughters-in-law and big girls screaming", which is like purgatory on earth. I heard that the widow of the king of Dongtou secretly went to the river in the middle of the night to burn paper money to mourn her deceased husband, and she could be kicked down the river by the animal and carried the pig's head meat home to make a tooth sacrifice.

A wrangler was parked on the small road outside the barn, and a dignified and beautiful woman who looked like Guanyin Bodhisattva stood beside the car, watching the villagers from afar, neither approaching nor leaving.

The village chief nodded and smiled with a smile on his face, receiving the "instructions from his superiors" in front of the beautiful woman, and then, he nodded and walked towards the villagers.

"Do you want to buy firecrackers?"

Zhao Fugui, the second son of the village chief's family, threw his fat and asked his father excitedly. Zhao Fugui hated the sunspot who always coincidentally appeared in his daughter-in-law's bath, and in order to take revenge, he had already stabbed eight villains.

Hearing this, the whole village looked at the village chief Zhao Yougen.

"There's no hurry. Wait, just in case he comes back to life. If there is no movement at three o'clock in the afternoon, bury him, seal his grave with the cement left over from the pit at home, and then go to the town to buy firecrackers and buy more. Zhao Yougen put his hands behind his back, extremely calm, and thought about it again, "Drive the tractor." ”

The villagers nodded their heads and praised the old village chief for his wisdom.

"The sunspot is dead, what should I do when I plant seedlings next year? The sunspot is gone, and the three Zhao villages can't win a single Xinlin Village! ”

I don't know who said a word, and the discussion came to an abrupt end. The whole barn is eerily quiet, and the needle drop can be heard.

"Heizi can ask the coal boss to compensate us for the seedling fee every year, and the family can get more than 1,000 every year. Kuroko is dead, who dares to go to the boss surnamed Wang for money during the Chinese New Year this year? ”

Another sentence made the silent villagers suddenly turn their heads and ears into a commotion.

Oops, it's going to die, that's the annual New Year's money! The villagers stomped their feet in unison. No one has the ability to follow the example of a sunspot, dragging the king brain shell who opened the coal mine out of the foot washing room in the town and beating him on the street, and in the end, the king brain shell has to invite him to drink, hook his shoulders and push his heart to his stomach, and he almost burns yellow paper to worship the handle.

"There is also a road repair subsidy sent by the town, which was promised by the mayor of the town himself. The sunspot is gone, which one is going to ask for money? ”

"The subsidy of the rural credit cooperatives is available in our village. The divorced female manager of the credit union is very peugeot, and I heard that she wants to borrow a sunspot to have a baby. The sunspot is gone, which one is going to borrow the seeds, oh no, which one is going to be subsidized? ”

"Zhao Banxian has been dead for a few years, and Zhao Banxian's grandson Heizi is dead again, which one will you find in the future?"

"Mom, who will I ask if I encounter a question that I can't do in the future?"

The villagers asked questions, and the village chief Zhao Yougen began to break out in a cold sweat on his forehead.

Zhao Fugui sighed and shouted to his father: "Dad, I can't buy firecrackers, this tractor can only be driven by sunspots." ”

Stumbling under his feet, Zhao Yougen was deeply shocked.

Gradually, the villagers were dismayed to discover that Kuroko, a demon scourge that everyone hated, had actually become a pivotal figure in Zhao Village. The entire Zhao Village is completely inseparable from him!

A gust of wind blew.

Everyone shuddered in unison and woke up from a deep remembrance.

Cold.

In the third dog of June, there was a sudden and treacherous chill.

The sky is starting to get dark.

Everyone looked at the sky at the same time, but they saw a large black cloud pressing down, covering the sun and covering the world.

Suddenly, a cold wind rose, like a cold winter.

"Woo Woo, Woo Woo ......"

The big white dog suddenly barked and shook the sky, limping around the door panel on two stools, and wagging its tail incessantly. The dog's eyes were psychic, and it saw a black gas rushing down from the clouds, smashing into the sunspot's heart like a swimming dragon. People can't see.

No one noticed the white dog, and the villagers were watching the sky, hesitating whether to go home first to add clothes or to harvest wheat nearby. It's going to rain, right?

It's not rain, it's snow.

The white expanse was covered up.

The snow is flying like this, so natural, so calm, with a hint of coquettish style that can't be hidden, and Tian is not ashamed or shy at all to come to the wrong season.

Bang dang.

The sound was not loud, it was the sound of a white dog struggling to jump on the door panel.

This time, the dog's movements alarmed the villagers, who watched strangely as the big white dog enthusiastically jumped onto Kuroko's corpse, and then stuck out his tongue to lick Kuroko's face.

"Phew...... I don't care about you! Don't lick Lao Tzu, I'll stew you when I go back. ”

Kuroko really cheated the corpse.

Sitting up from the door panel, Kuroko kicked away the big white dog, but the white dog still wagked its tail around him, very well-behaved.

The villagers gasped at the same time, and took three steps back in unison, their legs shaking.

This time it's not cold, it's shock.

The sunspot was groggy, jumped off the door panel, and found that he was naked, wearing only pants, and shouted angrily at everyone: "It's really cold! Rinima, which one took off Lao Tzu's clothes? ”

The villagers shook their heads blankly, and that was it when Kuroko sent it back.

"Isn't it you? Lao Tzu wants to take it back! Kuroko reached out to pull the pants of the little daughter-in-law of the village chief's family, and the little daughter-in-law couldn't dodge being caught by Kuroko, and half of the white flesh was thrown around behind her buttocks, and she sat on the ground with a scream in fright.

Zhao Fugui watched his woman being attacked, furious, murderous in his heart, and secretly silently thought: I'm going to kill this guy, uh-huh, go back and be a villain again.

When the villagers saw that Kuroko woke up, they dispersed, this guy really has nine lives, and he won't die so easily. Lord Yama is not a stupid person, so he doesn't have the courage to accept this scourge, this calf can tear down the Yama Palace.

Kuroko kicked the big white dog again and scolded, "It's raining, hey? It's snow! Are you still eating here with a pestle? Go home and collect your clothes, and kick you to death! ”

The white dog, who injured a hind leg, shook his butt and ran away in the direction of Heizi's house in a graceful posture similar to Zhao Fugui's mother-in-law.

Kuroko saw the beautiful woman next to the wrangler outside the barre, and she ran towards him with her long skirt up.

Heartache! Kuroko felt like something strange was drilling in his heart. A huge pain hit, and the pain made Kuroko grin, but his brain was clearer. He remembered that he seemed to have been scratched by a blind bear of 800 pounds, and the position of his heart was almost scratched by the bear's claws, and he was bleeding a lot. Kuroko was cheap, his chest was not pierced, his ribs were not broken, and the bear died.

This summer, the sons and brothers from the provincial capital did not go to the capital to watch the Olympic Games, but brought a group of pink and delicious little girls to hunt wild boars in the old mountains and forests. As the youngest and most powerful hunter in the Great Black Mountain, Kuroko collected money to be their guide.

Before entering the mountain, Kuroko repeatedly told the group of meat guns that they could not shoot half a foot away and dared to pretend to be forced to play with shotguns not to hunt wild boars, but to hunt wild boars, and not to let go of the guns when they encountered a blind bear. It's a pity that they don't listen. Seeing the blind man who was 800 pounds of bear, he ignored the warning of the sunspot, so he fired indiscriminately, and the bear, who was enraged by the gunshot, pounced, and the first to bear the brunt was Miss Tang, who was closest to the bear. The gentlemen with red license plates were so frightened that they lost their presumptuous front to the mountain, turned around and ran. It was the sunspot who knocked her on top, the big white dog followed, and the battle with the big bear was very fierce, the bear's claws broke Kuroko's chest, the sunspot pierced the bear's skull, the big white dog tore open the bear's belly, and the intestines flowed all over the ground.

Kuroko can't remember what happened next, and he fainted.

The woman stopped in front of Kuroko, staring at the oozing wound on Kuroko's chest with a look of sophistication.

"You're not dead?"

"Not dead."

"Take my car to the county hospital for treatment."

"Miss Tang, no, I'll just go home and apply the medicine."

"Go to the hospital, you have too many injuries and too bad, the biggest wound is close to the heart, it is very dangerous."

"My thick-skinned bear paws didn't penetrate, so it's out of the way."

"Then I'll go with you!"

Kuroko wore bright red pants and led a Guanyin sister home, occasionally looking back, watching ten pearl-like shiny toes drill out of her delicate leather sandals, step by step on the ridge of the weedy madness, Kuroko's heart palpitations for no reason. If she can follow her to the ridge for the rest of her life, and add two or three snotty little children in the middle, I don't know how many old and young calves in Zhao Village will be jealous of death, and it is estimated that the grave of her old man will smoke during the day and spit ghost fire at night.

Soon, the black clouds in the sky suddenly dispersed, and the snow quickly melted as if it had never rained at all.

Kuroko's home is not far from the barn, just a few steps away. In the yard, the big white dog was tearing off the clothes from the clothesline, and then pulled them into the house, and when he saw his master, he twisted his ass wildly.

Entering the house, Kuroko took out the medicine box and tinkered with it in the hall.

Tang Micicada stood outside the house, looking at the earthen wall that had been washed out of the ravine by the leaking rain, and then at the rudimentary tools and medicinal materials in the small medicine box of the sunspot, frowning slightly.

She came with her out of gratitude, and she couldn't do anything like throwing tens of thousands of dollars to her life-saving benefactor and turned around and left. It was also out of curiosity that she took some interest in this stubborn and violent teenager like a vicious dog in the depths of the poor mountains. Usually obscene and vulgar guys, when gambling with the blind bear, he will occasionally use two dragon and tiger fists, although he is only one scale and half a claw, but Tang Micicada can see it really. He is so poor that he has a snow-capped mastiff with extremely pure blood, weighing hundreds of pounds, and the value should be 300,000. Oh, by the way, I heard that he can also be a witch doctor, fortune teller, midwife, and feng shui.