Chapter 678: The toilet pee exploded!
Soon, Chen Jinyuan took six wives downstairs, and everyone had already opened the table, and it was indispensable to toast from table to table, but fortunately, Chen Jinyuan had profound skills, but he had no one to worry about the sport of drinking.
Among the people present today, there are not a few people who have a good amount of alcohol, as long as they are ancient warriors, they are not allergic to alcohol, most of them can drink, and if they want to overturn these guys one by one, it is still quite difficult, Chen Jinyuan took a few wives from the third floor to the first floor, and walked down in a circle, his stomach was already full of drink, and he also went to the toilet several times to release water.
"I wish Mr. Chen and his wife happiness and happiness!"
"I wish Mr. Chen and his wife an early birth to a precious son!"
"I wish Mr. Chen and his wife a hundred years of happiness and old age!"
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A lot of congratulatory words filled Chen Jinyuan's ears, Rao is internal strength is deep, strong physique, Chen Jinyuan also felt a little alcohol in his brain, although he relied on internal force to force out the strength of the wine, he couldn't resist the speed of drinking, and he didn't know that he had drunk dozens of jars of wine, but these guys still refused to let him go, and poured up bowl after bowl, Liu Rong and the girls were distressed and couldn't stop it.
"Boss Chen, come, let's drink with you!" On the third floor, Chen Jinyuan felt that his steps were a little vain, he was a little drunk, shook his head, and in a trance, he saw Ba Mo Mu walking over with a large group of fox friends and dog friends with wine bowls and wine jugs.
"No, I'm going to be dizzy if I drink so hard again! You have to take it slowly! Chen Jinyuan complained bitterly in his heart, this marriage is really life-threatening, he hurriedly brushed aside Xu Meng and Ouyang Xue, who were holding his hands, stood firm, smiled at the oncoming group of hungry wolves and patted his round belly, "Brother Bamo, you see I'm almost over, wait for me to go to the toilet, and then come to drink with everyone, if you don't get drunk today, you won't return!" ”
Let's talk about a pee. turned around and left, and quickly hid in the bathroom.
"Damn, wait for the master to force the wine out and drink the girls one by one under the table!" in the bathroom. Chen Jinyuan gritted his teeth, and the strong internal force operated, forcing the wine that was scattered in his body and had no time to volatilize to his fingertips, and Yiyang pointed out, and the wine suddenly turned into wine, pouring out through the skin through the finger force. It shot like a fountain in the toilet.
"Cool!" Chen Jinyuan exclaimed. It's a real deal.
"Damn, Brother Chen, you sprinkled cow urine, a soak of urine is so long!" Just when Chen Jinyuan was comfortable, Tang Bohu's voice came from the compartment next to him, and this kid was on the tuba.
"It's not like you kids, you are pouring wine into Lao Tzu in turns, and you don't even have time to give Lao Tzu a rest!" Chen Jinyuan gritted his teeth and hated. As the smell of alcohol is forced out, the mind gradually begins to clear up.
"Cut, today is your big day. It's supposed to be poured with you, it's usually you who pour us, and finally it's everyone's turn to you together, such a good opportunity, how can you let it go! Besides, Brother Chen married a six-room wife as soon as he married, and the brothers were very jealous! Tang Bohu smiled cheaply.
"Cao, don't you kid also have an eight-room wife?" Chen Jinyuan pursed his lips, "Then again, how are you and Qiu Xiang doing!" ”
"How? That's it. I haven't even been held once, you kid really hurt me this time! As soon as Chen Jinyuan's words fell, Tang Bohu's weak and complaining voice came from the side, "I don't have to say, when I finish pooping, I will definitely get your kid drunk." ”
"Cut. Just you? I'm afraid it's still a little worse, I want to get my master drunk, and I don't know if the shopkeeper Tong has prepared enough for this wine. Chen Jinyuan chuckled, if he was drunk by Tang Bohu, then where would he have to put his face as a big master? …,
"Sixth, are you okay, pee for half a day?" Chen Jinyuan wanted to slow down for a while, but Wang Yu's shouting came from outside.
"Grass!" Chen Jinyuan took a sip secretly, and Yiyang fingers urged with all his strength, wanting to force out all the remaining wine strength in his body as soon as possible.
"Poof!"
There was a cracking sound of the toilet bowl, and the toilet bowl suddenly split into several pieces, and then a fountain mixed with some yellowed objects sprayed out of the sewer pipe.
"Damn, why did the toilet burst?" Chen Jinyuan was startled, but his skills were not ambiguous at all, and he immediately smashed through the wooden door and shot out, so that he was not splashed with the feces ejaculated from the sewer pipe.
"I'm grass, Chen Jinyuan, what kind of plane are you doing?" Tang Bohu's miserable howl came out of the bathroom, mixed with a bleak angry voice, so that Chen Jinyuan, who was standing outside the bathroom, couldn't help but shrink his neck. It can already be imagined that Tang Bohu's tragic situation must be drenched in feces and urine now.
"Accident, accident, pure accident!" Chen Jinyuan patted his chest, secretly saying that it was dangerous, if he had been slow just now, he would probably have to be as sad as Tang Bohu.
The toilet is made of ceramic, although it is strong, but it can withstand the impact of Chen Jinyuan's Yiyang finger force, it was better at the beginning, just now he was urged by the chief of the body, Chen Jinyuan destroyed Yiyang's finger to the extreme, and the toilet did not explode.
"Damn, what's going on?" Before the chief took a few steps, he heard a burst of noise coming from the bathroom, and he was startled, and ran back to see that Chen Jinyuan was standing at the door, a stream of water was flowing out of the door, and Tang Bohu's miserable wailing and angry scolding kept coming out of the bathroom.
"The toilet burst!" Chen Jinyuan squeezed out a few words with some embarrassment.
"The toilet burst?" Wang Yu glanced at Chen Jinyuan strangely, "Damn, you kid cow, pee, you actually burst the toilet, it can be famous for eternity, it is a good story, you kid is so fierce, your wives have not been shot through by you." ”
"Get out!" Chen Jinyuan kicked Wang Yu, "Why are you still standing, hurry up and ask the shopkeeper Tong to ask someone to repair the water pipe, and let people salvage the people inside!" ”
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The meal was not dispersed until more than three o'clock in the afternoon, during which Chen Jinyuan went to the toilet several times, but he was much more cautious, so as not to experience the accident just now.
During the banquet, when everyone congratulated Chen Jinyuan happily, Tang Bohu looked at Chen Jinyuan fiercely, I don't know if Chen Jinyuan deliberately played tricks on himself just now, so that he had no appetite at all, and when he saw the food on the table, it was like seeing stool, and he was so disgusting that he died.
Although he had taken several baths, Tang Bohu still felt that there was a trace of peculiar smell left on his body, and the most angry thing was that when he came out of the toilet just now and was watched by everyone, even Qiu Xiang covered his nose and sat away from him, which made Tang Bohu want to cry without tears, and scolded Chen Jinyuan in his heart. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )