Chapter 11: Clairvoyance Advances
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In Ai Le's opinion, the difficulty of getting Yi Xueqi's tears is too big, too big, and it is almost an impossible task, and Hua Tuo is a fairy, and the gods want Yi Xueqi's tears to be caught? Is it as easy as taking money out of your pocket?
But who thought Hua Tuo said with an embarrassed look: "This woman is Jiuyin cold body is too special, her tears old man I can't touch, as soon as I touch me, I will self-destruct the thousand-year-old Dao, little brother, this matter can only be done if you go out." ”
Hua Tuo said this is pure nonsense, didn't he hand over the tears to him for refining when he got them back? Can refining not touch? Hua Tuo said this with the intention of pitting Ai Le, and he had already avenged him for taking revenge on himself just now.
Although Gao Jin is also an immortal, how can he understand such a thing as refining medicine, as soon as he heard Hua Tuo say it, he immediately believed it, and looked at Ai Le with teary eyes and pitiful, hoping that he could carry forward the spirit of Bethune and sacrifice his life to save him from fire and water.
Ai Le also doesn't understand the things here, listening to Hua Tuo said that he believed most of it, and after being seen by Gao Jin, Ai Le's heart was soft, he was a donkey, leading and not leaving, fighting backwards, the more you follow him, the more he will fight with you, but if you ask for softness, he will agree with a soft heart.
But the difficulty of this matter is too great, Ai Le is soft-hearted, but he knows that he can't do it, he thought for a while and said: "The gods can't touch it, but I can touch it as a little mortal?" ”
Ai Le is looking for an excuse to push this matter to Hua Tuo and let him find a way.
Who would have thought that Hua Tuo laughed and said: "Little brother, you can really touch it, let alone touch her tears, even if you want her body, it will be unscathed......"
Ai Le felt that something was wrong with this, and quickly waved his hand to interrupt, "Wait, what do you mean by this?" ”
Hua Tuo smiled lewdly and showed a mouthful of yellow teeth, and there were still a few traces of green sticking to it, don't think about eating leeks again with this dirty thing, Ai Le and Gao Jin felt a little disgusting, covered their mouths and took two steps back, Hua Tuo didn't care about saying in detail what is called Jiuyin Cold Body.
After hearing this, Ai Le's eyes widened and exclaimed, "You said so much, do you mean that she is Kefu?" Whoever is her husband has to die? Speaking of this, Elle laughed, and his heart was very happy, and this news made Elle feel that he had avenged the morning.
He thought maliciously: Dead woman, let your dog bite Lu Dongbin, don't know the hearts of good people, and be punished, right? You are the life of a Kefu, destined to be lonely for the rest of your life, and destined to have a boyfriend of vegetables for the rest of your life.
Thinking of this, Ai Le felt a little wrong, so he suppressed his laughter and said: "Lao Hua is not right, this woman Kefu, I want her body, so I won't finish my life?" ”
Hua Tuo smiled evilly: "Little brother, you are a virgin in the tenth generation, not only do you have a lot of resentment, but you also have a lot of firepower, others can't touch it, but you can touch it." ”
As soon as Gao Jin heard this, he immediately looked at Ai Le with teary eyes, his eyes were indescribably strange and obscene.
Elle said angrily: "How can I be a tenth virgin? Lao Hua, I warn you that you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense, be careful that I sue you for slander. "Such a humiliating thing suddenly made Ai Le annoyed and angry, a virgin in the tenth world? How sad does this have to be for people to have such a painful experience?
Hua Tuo's eyes were full of refreshment after revenge, and he teased: "Little brother, have you forgotten how you died in the previous ninth life?" ”
Ai Le immediately thought of his tragic ninth life experience, even if he died unexpectedly, he was still very young that time, what would it be if he hung up at such a young age and was not a virgin?
Ai Le looked up to the sky and roared angrily: "God, I greet the women of your family. As soon as his voice fell, a thunderclap sounded outside, frightening Hua Tuo and Gao Jin hugged each other.
Hua Tuo hurriedly said: "Little brother, don't scold, you are not afraid of the Nine Heavens Xuanlei, we are afraid." ”
Elle was like a deflated ball on the bed, and said weakly, "You mean that I have to take Yixueqi's tears?" If I don't go to his eyes, he won't be saved? ”
Hua Tuo saw that Ai Le hooked his head and nodded like a drum, dandruff fell like a pouring rain, making a short Gao Jin's face, he pushed Hua Tuo away and wiped his face and complained: "Doctor Huashen, can you pay attention to personal hygiene?" It's disgusting. ”
Ai Le looked at Gao Jin's eyes that were as red as rabbits and said helplessly: "I'll try, if it doesn't work, don't blame me." ”
As soon as he heard that Ai Le agreed, Gao Jin didn't care about wiping the dandruff on his face, and he clasped his fists with both hands and said deeply: "Ai Shenyi's great grace Gao Jin is unforgettable, as long as you say a word in the future, I will go to the soup and fight the fire." ”
Ai Le exhaled and waved his hand: "Don't thank me yet, I don't know if this thing will be done or not, alas, what is this thing called." ”
Hua Tuo took out a small purple gourd from his arms and handed it to Ai Le and said: "Little brother, as long as the woman cries, you immediately take out this treasure gourd, it will automatically collect her tears, and the little brother Gao Jin will be handed over to you, I will quickly return to Heaven to collect other medicinal materials for him." ”
Elle hurriedly said, "Hey, it's not appropriate to keep him here with me, right?" He lives there, Lao Hua, you ......."
Before Ella could finish speaking, Hua Tuo had already disappeared.
Ai Le looked at his small room and scratched his head, the place was too small to accommodate him and Gao Jin, he raised his eyes and saw Gao Jin staring at the noodles he hadn't finished eating, and the short and thick neck was sliding on the Adam's apple, obviously this thing was hungry.
Ai Le also knew that these gods and demons were no better than they were at the beginning, so he stood up and took out two packets of noodles from under the bed and said, "You wait, I'll give you instant noodles." ”
A few minutes later, Ai Le looked at the empty instant noodle box and wanted to cry without tears, this Gao Jin is too special to eat, it is simply a rice bucket, half a box of instant noodles let him eat it, but this product still looks like he is not full.
Gao Jin rubbed his hands and said with a sneer: "Does Doctor Ai still have anything to eat?" I'm hungry. ”
Ai Le patted his head and said, "Are you a god or a rice bucket?" How can you eat it so much? That's half a month's ration for me. ”
Gao Jin scratched his head a little embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry, Doctor Ai, the life of Heavenly Court has not been very good recently, and the Jade Emperor won't let us go to the lower realm, so I haven't eaten for half a year, don't you know that now Heavenly Court is like a famine, no one can eat, and the heavenly soldiers and generals are starving to death, it's too miserable." ”
Ai Le frowned and said unhappily, "Is the Jade Emperor stupid?" Heavenly Court didn't eat and didn't let you go to the lower realm? He wants you all to starve to death? ”
Gao Jin smiled bitterly: "Heavenly Court has the rules of Heavenly Court, if we can all go to the lower realm at will, this mortal world will be chaotic." ”
Ai Le thought about this, too, now that the heavenly court is gone, those immortals are panicked and frightened, and they really let these emotionally unstable goods come down and maybe make a big deal down, the heavenly court is in chaos, the mortal world is in chaos, and the world is really completely chaotic.
Looking at Gao Jin's pitiful appearance, Ai Le's heart softened again, and he stood up and said, "Yes, I'll take you out to eat." Speaking of this, Elle bent down and pulled out a box from under the bed, rummaged through it and found a suit for Gao Jin, Gao Jin's clothes were too special, he didn't want to take him out like this.
Gao Jin is short, and wearing Ai Le's clothes is really funny, and he wants to be a clown, but Gao Jin doesn't care, he is so hungry.
The two of them went to the street, Ai Le is a poor man, not rich in his pocket, or has he just gone to work, so he has the money to invite Gao Jin to have a big meal? I can only find a small noodle restaurant.
Gao Jin was not polite to Ai Le, and ate ten bowls of ramen in one go, seeing that the proprietress only swallowed saliva, she was afraid that Gao Jin would be broken, so she kindly came over to remind her, but Gao Jin was willing to listen to it when he ate three points? Open your mouth and ask for twenty bowls.
Ai Le hurriedly stopped, he didn't have so much money in his pocket, Gao Jin was very aggrieved when he saw that Ai Le didn't let him eat.
Ai Le smiled bitterly: "It's not that I won't let you eat, I really don't have any money, by the way, when will you leave?" "Ai Le doesn't want to feed such a rice bucket, with his amount of food, Ai Le's salary is not enough for him to eat.
Gao Jin said excitedly: "Doctor Ai, don't drive me away, I don't plan to go back when I come down." "Gao Jin doesn't want to go back to starvation, after saying that there is an Ai Le by his side, he is not afraid of getting sick, if he goes back, not only will he have no food, but if he is sick, let Hua Tuo's two knives see that his life is still in danger, so is it better to stay by Ai Le's side?
Elle exclaimed, "What's that? You're not leaving? ”
He shouted to the proprietress and looked over again, fortunately, there were no other customers in this noodle shop, otherwise Ai Le would have to be watched as a monkey in the zoo.
Seeing the surprised gaze of the proprietress, Ai Le hurriedly lowered his voice and said, "How can you do it if you don't leave?" I can't afford to support you. Speaking of this, Ai Le's eyes lit up, don't these immortals turn stones into gold? Gao Jin's clairvoyant size is also an immortal, how can this spell not?
Thinking of this, Ai Le lowered his voice and said excitedly: "Old Gao, will you turn stones into gold?" ”
Gao Jin smiled honestly and said: "Yes, yes, but this spell is a trick, and it won't take half an hour for the gold to turn into stinky shit." ”
Ai Le was very disappointed when he heard this, he didn't want to fool people with "shit", if someone found out, he would not be beaten to death?
"Do you have any gold or silver treasure on you?" Ai Le can't make a plan, but he is doing a plan.
Gao Jin thought for a while and said, "It's useless for our immortals to ask for these things?" There are some rare treasures in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but I can't go back now? I...... I don't want to go back either. Speaking of this, Gao Jin touched his head and smiled innocently.
Ai Le said excitedly: "You are clairvoyant, you ......" Speaking of which, Ai Le suddenly said: "Can clairvoyance see through?" ”
Gao Jin didn't think about it and said: "Of course you can, it's nothing, but not now, you have to heal my eyes." ”
When Ai Le heard this, he slapped the table and said proudly: "The proprietress is coming for twenty bowls of noodles." ”
Gao Jin was overjoyed and said, "Thank you Doctor Ai, thank you." ”
The proprietress exclaimed, "Still eating? You're not afraid of holding him to death? ”