Chapter 12: Marrying Bigfoot
When Bigfoot heard this, he felt a buzz in his head, get married! Are you kidding? Who agreed?
"Bigfoot married?" Jiuwen asked in surprise.
Guo's mother smiled: "Yes, it's rare that someone doesn't think she's a fool, what good luck!" ”
Jiuwen stared at the big feet, and saw that she was dressed in men's clothes, her hair was only three inches long, her complexion was dark, her height and legs were long, she was half a head taller than ordinary women, her shoulders were wide and her arms were long, her chest was flat, and she had a pair of big feet......
Jiuwen pointed to his big foot and exclaimed incredulously, "She...... She's a woman? Bigfoot is a woman?! ”
Everyone laughed out loud when they saw Jiuwen's incoherent appearance.
It doesn't matter if she has big feet, no one here is used to treating her as a woman, who made her Tianzu!
Very good! She doesn't want to change a pair of perverted little feet just to look like a woman, half-crippled, just thinking about it makes her sick to death!
Guo's mother said to Jiuwen: "It's not a woman, can you let her sleep in Yun Niang's room?" No matter how stupid you are, there is a difference between men and women after all! Otherwise, my brother-in-law wouldn't have to come to me with a big knife and fight hard! ”
"Yes...... How could there be such an ugly woman in the world?! Such a big ...... of feet! ”
Ugly? What a look!
Although Bigfoot is not in the mood to theorize about this now, Jiuwen is too harsh!
She has looked in the mirror seriously, she has wheat-colored skin, a tall and well-proportioned figure, but her breasts are still to be developed, and her five views are no problem!
According to the high standards and strict requirements, at least it can be regarded as a middle-aged person, although it is not enough than the above, but it is more than enough than the next, okay? ! It's just that she doesn't rub rouge and powder every day like the girl in the building, and draw her eyebrows and eyes.
Bigfoot suddenly had an idea, could it be that Tianzu is equivalent to ugly? Big feet are vetoed by one vote? I'm KAO, this aesthetic is too deformed!
Forget it, don't worry about this group of "blind eyes"! Not in the mood! Let's think about how to get out first!
Although it is very unreliable to live in a restaurant, it is even more terrible to get married! It's at least easy to escape here, and you have to go at any time.
Besides, it's just manual work here, but it's not the same to get married......
Bigfoot's head was a mess of porridge, and after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with a good idea to get out of the marriage.
I just don't want to think about it, it's a big deal! Anyway, with their strength, two or three men can't help her! What's more, it's just an old man!
At this time, everyone laughed enough, and Mother Guo said with an exaggerated gesture: "Fools naturally don't have to wrap their feet!" You didn't even cut her hair, otherwise it would be too troublesome, but someone would have to serve her! ”
"Yes...... Oh my God, the man who married her knows about her...... These feet? You see, not much smaller than me! It's scared to death! ”
"Hey, I've seen it twice."
"That man is a fool too?"
"Hehe, that's not it, it's a widower in his fifties, he gave birth to six girls, his wife died, it's not that all the girls are married now, they got a few dollars, and they want to have another son as soon as possible! But I don't have enough money to marry. Oh, it's also Big Foot who has this creation, if you can really raise a big fat boy through the door, you can rely on it in this life! ”
Jiuwen was interested and shouted: "Let's go, I'll see, there are still people who are willing to marry fools, and they are still so big-footed!" ”
When everyone came to the corridor, they saw an old man with long and short legs standing in the courtyard, saying that he was in his fifties, but he looked like he was still sixty years old.
The folds of his face can trap mosquitoes, he is wearing clothes full of oil stains, and he is kicking and pulling a pair of shoes that have long lost their true color.
Bigfoot just looked at it, and he was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit!
I couldn't help but secretly scold Yun Niang for being troublesome, I don't know what kind of enmity Bigfoot had with her, and she hurt people like this.
Thinking about it, it's not right, if Yun Niang has a grudge against Big Foot, how can she save her life.
Alas, in this world, people prefer people to do bad things, which is ten times more terrifying than what wicked people do!
The old man smiled at Guo's mother:
"Mother Guo, I brought two large jars of oil to the kitchen today, and I also brought you and Yun Niang a jar of home-brewed rice wine, don't dislike it, I'll put it on the porch."
Mother Guo smiled:
"Oh, look at your kindness! Speaking of which, the bride price for you to marry a yellow flower girl is too thin, but Big Foot is the same as my own daughter, and it is also her blessing to marry you, and you two will let the girl of the He family marry the Zheng family - just right! Hehe, seeing that Bigfoot has such a good home, I am relieved! ”
Jiuwen smiled crookedly, and said leisurely: "Hey, old man, what do you think?" Spending money to marry a fool, aren't you afraid of having a stupid son? ”
The old man bowed to Jiuwen and said humbly:
"If I go back to my father, my family is poor, and I can't afford to continue my daughter-in-law. Now that all six girls are married, I am old again, and I have no one to rely on. I want to have a son as soon as possible, and I have a hope in the future. I looked at Bigfoot carefully, although she was stupid, she could understand more or less, and she didn't delay doing rough work, and she wasn't stupid looking at her appearance, I bet she was stupid halfway. Besides, even if my son stays a little longer, I just need a banner. ”
"Listen to what you say pitiful, I'll pay for it, you choose a smart one from this building!"
"I understand the good intentions of the master, but the poor family can't afford to support Miss Jiao here! Besides, I gave birth to six girls, all of whom were children, and maybe they were destined to have no children. Now that I'm getting older, I can't do the heavy work, and it's better to have big feet to help me than to be alone. Besides, a fool won't think I'm poor, smart...... I'm afraid I can't keep it. ”
Jiuwen raised his eyebrows: "Heh, you think about it all, but don't you care about her big feet?" ”
"Lord is a rich man and pays a lot of attention. I just ask for someone who can have a baby, and besides, big feet are also good, capable! Don't look at her as a woman, but she has more strength than a man. Last time I saw a dismantled big rim in this courtyard, the two men were struggling, they gave Big Foot a few buns, and she carried it alone! If the small feet are specified, it will not work! I sell oil, and I have a lot of hard work at home, but I don't have her big feet, affordable! ”
Jiuwen laughed, threw him a few small silver ingots, and said with a smile:
"Interesting, there are still people in this world who like Bigfoot! I have both caught up and is fated, reward you with twenty taels of silver, as a dowry for big feet, and she is not allowed to bully her when she crosses the door! ”
The old man bowed his head and bowed: "Thank you for your great kindness!" It's so easy for me to get a daughter-in-law, how can I bully her! Don't worry, we will live a good life. ”
Seeing that Jiuwen gave the dowry, Dajia was angry, what does this have to do with him, he came to intervene!
I wanted to beat the old man a few times, and he was so scared that he quit the marriage. Eventful! Now, I'm afraid that for the sake of those twenty taels of silver, the old man will fight for his life, and he will not agree to withdraw from the marriage!
Bigfoot gritted his steel teeth, and he had to fight a big battle! Seeing that this guy is not young and a cripple, it should be easy to do, as long as he doesn't kill him.
It's just that this Jiuwen is hateful, there is not enough success, and there are more failures!
made up his mind, and looked at Guo's mother and Yun Niang, hoping that the two could change their minds.
Mother Guo smiled and clapped her hands:
"Hey, I said that Big Foot is a blessed one, but it happened that the Ninth Prince caught up and gave a dowry! This is enough for the young couple to spend a few years. It stands to reason that I didn't buy Bigfoot, so I shouldn't have accepted your dowry. It's just that if a man doesn't spend a penny to marry his wife, he won't take his wife seriously in the future. Bigfoot has also lived with me for three years, and we are also relatives, so we will often come and move around in the future. If anything, come to me! Come on, it's not too early, you still have to go to the city, take her home!" ”
With that, he took out the fish talisman with big feet and handed it to the old man.
The old man smiled and thanked him for a long time, and came up to pull his feet home.