Chapter 169: It's okay to call my husband
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When Zhang Heng came back, Huang Yutian was curled up on the sofa and lying watching TV, the cartoon cat and mouse, it seemed that he was quite energetic, and he didn't even notice that Zhang Heng opened the door and came in. As for Lulu, she didn't see anyone, so she probably went back to her room.
walked lightly to the back of the sofa, stretched out his hand to blindfold the little stewardess, pinched his throat, and pretended to be vicious: "Don't scream, Lao Tzu only robs sex, not money." ”
It did startle Huang Yutian at first, but the little stewardess was not a fool, and when she turned her head and thought about it, she knew that it was Zhang Heng who came back. knew that Zhang Heng was teasing himself, but he didn't show it on his face.
Pretending to be very scared, he shouted coquettishly: "Don't, don't, don't rob sex, can't people give you money." Uncle, you can do it, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a two-year-old child, and I want to give you sex, how can I live! ”
Flutter!
Amused Zhang Heng with her, this chick is quite talented in comedy! Raised his hand and knocked on her little head, and asked with a smile: "Yo drink, I didn't expect you, you even have a two-year-old child?" I can't tell you're still an unwed mother. ”
Huang Yutian blushed, raised his fist and smashed him, wrinkled his little nose and said, "Hmph, who told you to rob people's colors." Don't you want me to be in a hurry? ”
"Hehe, I don't think you're called being in a hurry, you're calling a wolf into the house!" Zhang Heng threw himself on the sofa with a smile, hugged the little flight attendant, and kissed him fiercely.
"Hey'er, do you two pay attention to the influence of the point, what kind of 'special' tune do you want to play, can you go back to the room? What a uniform? Tearing, you can play, but in the living room, it will affect me, my aunt just came yesterday, and I'm still an unmarried girl! Lulu walked out of the room, laughing and talking as she walked towards the bathroom!
"You're about to become a teenage girl!" Zhang Heng glanced up at her. muttered something in a low voice.
Huang Yutian pinched him with a red face, and scolded with a smile: "You are necrotic, so you say Lulu." She doesn't have a boyfriend yet! ”
"I don't have a boyfriend. It doesn't have to be a virgin/daughter, and if you don't get married, you don't necessarily have no daughters. Hey. Didn't you just say that you had a two-year-old child? Zhang Heng said with a smile in her ear.
"Let's go. After a while, Lulu came out, and it was time to make fun of me again, wasn't it all you just now! Huang Yutian blushed and looked at him.
Zhang Heng lowered his head and kissed her on the small mouth again, and got up from her.
"Are you two done? So fast? Lulu came out of the bathroom, looked at the two people sitting on the sofa, and asked with a wink and a hippie smile.
This is also a 'three-eight woman', she looks quite pure and beautiful, but when you get acquainted with her, you will know that she is actually more than anyone else. The big grinning personality doesn't match the appearance at all!
Zhang Heng thought of the scene he saw last night. The corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up, such a fun-loving girl is not a black fungus, it's too rare!
"Laughing so lewdly/, I must not have thought of anything good in my heart. I'm too lazy to leave you, I'm going back to the house and surfing the Internet, hehe, you go on, if you don't feel like it's fun, it's no problem to call me out as an audience! Lulu said with a smile.
Huang Yutian put the cushions on the sofa. took it and smashed it at her, scolding with a red face: "Fuck you, Sanba, curse you for not finding a boyfriend in three years!" ”
"Yutian, you're too ruthless! Then I curse you too, I was blown up by a man tonight / Ju! After Lulu finished speaking with a hippie smile, bang, she closed the door, maybe she was afraid that Huang Yutian, who was angry, rushed in to fight with her. Boom, lock the door from the room!
Lying on the bed for a while, he sighed, and muttered to himself: "Fool, men are all deceitful, and when you are deceived, you should know that men are not good things." It's great to have a concubine, and when I turn around, the old lady will also find one, not three, one to wash her feet, one to sit on her stomach, and the rest to kneel and serve! ”
If Zhang Heng heard what Lulu, the chick, said, he would definitely burst out laughing, she was very good at yy!
Zhang Heng leaned on the sofa with his arms around Huang Yutian and asked softly, "Yutian, don't you want to ask me something?" ”
Huang Yutian was stunned for a moment, turned his head, stared at him suspiciously, and said curiously: "I don't want to, you have something to ask." After thinking about it, he shook his head with a smirk and said: "I asked you, you don't necessarily have to tell the truth, Lulu and they all say men's words, which is the most unreliable, and they would rather believe that the sow can go up the tree than the man's mouth!" ”
Zhang Heng rolled his eyes, suddenly picked Huang Yutian up from the sofa, walked towards her room, and said with a wicked smile: "It seems that Lulu's curse tonight will be realized!" ”
Huang Yutian was stunned for a moment, then blushed, hugged Zhang Heng's neck, his two calves couldn't stop fluttering, and shouted: "Don't, don't you want people, don't let you sleep in the bedroom tonight, sleep in the living room, you sleep in the living room!" ”
"It's not like you can do it!" Zhang Heng walked into the room with a wicked smile, closed the door with his foot, threw Huang Yutian on the bed, and then pounced on himself: "Have some people forgotten what they said at the beach today?" ”
Huang Yutian looked at him pitifully with a red face, and pouted: "People, people promised you that, but they didn't say that they wanted you to explode that chrysanthemum." Tell you, don't mess around, otherwise, or ignore you for many days! ”
"Little fool!" Zhang Heng smiled and kissed Huang Yutian's head. Say, "Funny for you!" Let's sleep, we're not going to do anything tonight, okay! ”
"Really?" Huang Yutian was stunned, looked at Zhang Heng and said, "This, it doesn't seem to be your character!" ”
Zhang Heng rolled his eyes, glared at her, and said with a wry smile: "What kind of character do I have, do I have to 'click' you, so that you can feel comfortable?" ”
"Hee-hee!" Huang Yutian smiled and didn't speak.
After turning off the light in the bedroom, the bedroom became very dark, Huang Yutian snuggled in Zhang Heng's arms, his fingers drew circles on his chest, and asked softly: "Do you think I'm stupid?" ”
"Sort of!"
"Do you like me?" Huang Yutian raised his head and looked at Zhang Heng with two eyes.
"I like it!" Zhang Heng smiled and touched her hair.
Huang Yutian lowered his head again, his face against Zhang Heng's chest, listening to his heartbeat. whispered: "Then I'll call you husband from now on, okay?" ”
"Okay!" What else could Zhang Heng say besides nodding.
After a while, Zhang Heng thought that the little stewardess was asleep on his stomach, and just wanted to move, Huang Yutian spoke again!
"Husband, why don't we do that, people think about it." After Huang Yutian finished speaking, he took the initiative to get up and put his little mouth up!