Chapter 66: Ass Blossoms
The solitary yin does not grow, and the solitary yang does not grow.
In terms of yin and yang, yin and yang cannot survive alone, so, what to do?
The answer of the competent person is: "Yin and yang are harmonized, and all things are born." ”
Zhou Qing is a knowledgeable woman, which has been revealed in the past relationship, and Shangguan people know it very well, so when she saw Zhou Qing's face suddenly red, she knew that she understood what 'Yin and Yang Harmony' meant.
"That's why I don't recommend you to use a fake, a fake is a fake after all, and you can't get Yuanyang." Shangguan said: "You should have heard of it!" A woman who has lost her man grows old quickly, just because Yuan Yin is not nourished by Yuan Yang, and Yin and Yang are out of tune, and the problems will come out, and your current situation is the same as that situation, but it is more serious. ”
Speaking of this, Shangguan said: "So I suggest you find another one, as long as yin and yang are harmonized, even if you don't live on Shrimp Island in the future, you can live a long life." ”
"Let me think again!" Zhou Qing never thought that she would encounter this situation, she was a little ashamed, more embarrassed and embarrassed.
A widow in her forties, a widow who is ready to live alone for the rest of her life, suddenly learns that she will have problems if she is not nourished by a man, how can this make a widow embarrassed?
Zhou Qing was very entangled.
"Well, think about it, according to my estimate, you still have a buffer period of two or three months, and you'd better get things done early in this period, otherwise something will really go wrong." The competent man admonished.
After separating from Zhou Qing, Shangguan went to Yunshang's courtyard, but Yunshang's courtyard door was closed, and it seemed that she was still in retreat, and Yunyu, the girl, didn't know where to go?
Shangguan people perceived it for a long time, and finally found Yun Yu's figure in the gazebo, but she was not alone, and there was Bi Qingyun, a tomboy by her side, which made Shangguan people speechless. The two girls each had a fishing rod in their hands and were fishing in the gazebo.
"You two little girls, you don't go to cultivate, but you come here to fish, it's quite leisurely!"
Hearing Shangguan's somewhat sinister voice, Yunyu and Bi Qingyun hurriedly turned their heads.
"Hey...... Hey, Master, you're back! Bi Qingyun smiled flatteringly: "I'm not leisurely, I saw you coming back, and I wanted to catch a few fish for you to make a whole fish feast." ”
Shangguan Nengren sneered: "What a good apprentice for the teacher!" But as a teacher, remember that you don't seem to know how to cook. ”
"Who...... Says who? I'm good at cooking! Bi Qingyun's head broke out in a cold sweat. This is also too empty-hearted.
"Really!" Shangguan Nengren said with a smile: "Then as a teacher, you will taste the craftsmanship of the apprentice, if it is not delicious, you will eat it for the teacher." ”
Bi Qingyun's face turned white, and he immediately squatted down holding his stomach: "Oops! Belly...... My stomach hurts! Master, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to see a doctor, I can't cook. ”
After speaking, Bi Qingyun threw away the fishing rod and ran.
"Where to go!" Shangguan Nengren grabbed Bi Qingyun's collar with one hand and lifted her up with one hand. He smiled face-to-face and said, "Good apprentice, you should know that the teacher hates others for lying to the teacher the most!" Those who lied to the teacher were cut into a thousand pieces and thrown into the sea to feed the fish, you say that the world is so wonderful, why is the teacher so cruel? ”
Bi Qingyun's whole body was soaked in cold sweat. His back was cold, and his face was crying: "Master, I know it's wrong." ”
"What's wrong with you?" Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Aren't you going to make a whole fish feast for the teacher!" Filial piety is commendable, what's wrong? ”
Biqingyun's face was full of cows: "Woo." Master, I shouldn't stop cultivating hard, I just know how to play. But I also saw Uncle Shi come back, so I specially accompanied Uncle Shi out to play. ”
"Good excuse." Shangguan Nengren praised: "I have to praise your quick wit for the teacher, but this is useless for the teacher, how did you say it to you when the teacher left?" ”
Bi Qingyun cried with a sad face: "Master wants me to cultivate hard, and when Master comes back, he will check my cultivation progress." ”
"It's hard for you to remember." Shangguan put her down and said, "Now as a teacher, check your progress and show you everything you have learned in the past month." ”
"Yes, Master......"
Half an hour later.
Shangguan Neng's face was like black charcoal, staring coldly at Bi Qingyun, who was trembling like a little sheep, and said in a cold voice: "You explain, why don't you advance but retreat in cultivation?" Could it be that you cultivated the Dafa against the current, and you were washed back by the countercurrent? ”
"Master...... I ......"
How can there be any counter-current Dafa, it is simply angry that it will not work, Bi Qingyun knows that Shangguan is really angry this time, and he doesn't dare to explain, the explanation is useless, the more he explains, the worse it gets, Bi Qingyun simply kept silent.
"What else do you have to say?" Shangguan said coldly.
Bi Qingyun lowered her head and pursed her lips: "......"
"There's nothing to say, right?" Shangguan sat on the stone bench, patted his thighs, and said sharply: "Take off your pants and come here!" ”
Bi Qingyun suddenly covered her buttocks: "Master, I ......"
"If you don't do it, you won't be my apprentice!"
In a word, Bi Qingyun took off his pants with a slightly red face, and lay on the thighs of the competent people with his bare buttocks.
"Smack!"
There was a loud sound of flesh touching flesh, and Bi Qingyun suddenly screamed.
"If the teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy! Today's teacher is to make you remember that not everyone can have a good time as a teacher's disciple! Shangguan Nengren reprimanded Bi Qingyun loudly, and at the same time, the big slap on Bi Qingyun's ass was a hard slap, although he didn't use all his strength, but it also made Bi Qingyun unbearable, and after a while, the little buttocks were beaten red and swollen, as if they had been stung by bees, and they gained a lot of weight.
"Woo woo woo...... Wow wow wow...... "Bi Qingyun is only eleven years old after all, and she has never been hit so hard since she was a child, she cried in pain, tears and snot fell down without money.
"Dare to cry! You still have the face to cry! The face of the teacher has been thrown in! Bang Bang - "
"Woo woo woo...... Master, I'm sorry, I don't dare anymore. ”
"It's not that easy, if you don't get acquainted with you today, you won't have a long memory! Bang Bang Bang - "
"Wow Wow Wow ......"
Yunyu on the side trembled and didn't dare to speak, Shangguan was so angry, she was the first time she saw it, in the past month, when Shi Dragonfly and Shangguan were learning, Shangguan was always kind and pleasant, like a teacher, but now. Yunyu found that his judgment was wrong, although the competent people were kind to the diligent and studious students, but they were also cruel to the playful and disobedient criminals.
Yun Yu has never opened her mouth to help Bi Qingyun intercede, because Yun Sheng has taught her since she was a child, and no one has the right to interfere in the problems between the masters, and now Shangguan Nengren is the founding disciple of the Dao Neng Sect who taught herself as the founding patriarch of the Dao Neng Sect, after all, she is a disciple of Yuntian Palace, even if she has almost established a relationship with Shangguan Nengren, she does not dare to say more. He could only look at Bi Qingyun with sympathetic eyes, and secretly prayed that the competent person would be lighter.
Ten minutes later, Bi Qingyun's voice was hoarse, her tears were gone, her buttocks were numb from pain, and her voice gradually became quieter. Bi Qingyun, who was in pain, gasped coldly, with tears in her eyes: "Master, it hurts ......"
"Now you know it hurts? What did you do earlier! Shangguan Nengren glared at her angrily, and Bi Qingyun lowered her head. Don't dare to look at him.
"Humph!" Shangguan Nengren snorted coldly and said, "You remember, we cultivators are acting against the heavens, if we don't have a firm Dao heart. It's better not to fix it! This is the last time, and if there is a next time, the teacher will expel you from the school. Anyway, with your current ability, you can also be prosperous and rich in society, and you don't want to get in the way of your wealth as a teacher! ”
"Master, I don't dare...... I must work hard to cultivate in the future, don't drive me out of the school, okay? Bi Qingyun raised her head and said with tears in her eyes.
"Words, the teacher has been placed here, and what the future will be is all in your thoughts." Shangguan Nengren waved his hand, like a fly, turned his head to Yun Yu and said, "Take her away, you will be upset when you look at it!" ”
Yunyu was very sure that Shangguan was in a really bad mood at this time, so he didn't say much, and left with Bi Qingyun in his arms.
Halfway through, Bi Qingyun kept baring his teeth: "Uncle Shi, go slowly, my ass ...... Hiss~~~ It hurts too much. ”
"You!" Yunyu sighed lightly: "Just like your master said, our cultivators themselves act against the sky, and the hardships and dangers are not known to outsiders, your father and your master should have told you this, why are you still so playful!" ”
"I don't want to either......" Bi Qingyun muttered: "But Master is gone, my father and they are in retreat again, no one cares about me, I can't lift my energy, plus there are so many fun places to fish shrimp island, as well as computers and TVs, I can't help ......it for a while."
Yun Yu was speechless.
After a while, Yunyu said: "Qingyun, I know that you are young now, it is normal to love to play, not only you, I also love to play, and your master also loves to play, but we have not forgotten our identity, we are cultivators, no matter how we play, the necessary cultivation every day must also be adhered to, if you continue like this, I really wait until your master expells you from the master's door, I see where you are crying." ”
Bi Qingyun shrugged his head: "I know......"
After sending Bi Qingyun back to her small courtyard, Yun Yu immediately cast a spell to make her ass recover quickly.
After just one minute, Bi Qingyun's red and swollen ass returned to its original state.
"Thank you, uncle." Feeling that her buttocks didn't hurt anymore, Bi Qingyun was grateful: "Uncle Shi, your mana is so strong!" Seems to be about the same as my dad. ”
"Hey, of course." Yunyu was quite proud: "Uncle Shi, I have worked hard, how can I be like you." ”
"Uncle Shi, Master has already taught me a lesson, don't talk about me." Bi Qingyun shrugged his head.
"You......" Yun Yu sighed and said, "It's the first time I've seen your master get so angry, and you really make your master angry." ”
Bi Qingyun lowered her head, very ashamed.
The soft little hand was placed on Bi Qingyun's head and gently stroked, Yunyu said softly: "Your master really values you, otherwise he wouldn't be so serious, and your master is a genius among geniuses, and you are his founding disciple, and even want you to inherit his mantle in the future, but you, a disciple, ...... Do you think about your master's mood? ”
Bi Qingyun's head lowered: "I'm sorry." ”
"You shouldn't say that to me." Yunyu smiled slightly: "Go back and wait for your master's anger to disappear, and go and admit your master's mistake." In the future, you must work hard to cultivate, your master has always done what he says, and if you do it like this today, he will really expel you from the sect. ”
"Got it."
This 'beating' is the first time for Shangguan and Bi Qingyun, treat the people around him, Shangguan has never been so ruthless, Bi Qingyun has never been beaten so badly, although the two of them staged a spanking scene when they first met in Qingyunguan, but Shangguan was not ruthless, Bi Qingyun can still jump and jump, which is like today. If Yunyu hadn't treated her, her ass would have to lie on the bed for at least a month.
Shangguan Nengren is really angry, because Bi Qingyun is his first apprentice, and he is also a candidate for inheriting the Dao Neng Sect, Shangguan Nengren has poured too much expectations into her, Bi Qingyun is not angry, it really makes him angry, the higher the expectation, the greater the disappointment, Shangguan Nengren clearly experienced. That's what makes him so angry.
After Yunyu and Bi Qingyun left, Shangguan Nengren's mood was still a little depressed, and he took a few deep breaths in a row, and then calmed down, put away the fishing rod that fell on the ground, and turned around and left the palace.
Since Zhou Qing came back from Sijiu City, Lin Yuyi rarely came to the palace during the day, but her daily working hours were very short, basically one flight a day. It's very relaxing to check the inner activity of the travelers when they come out and then report it according to the good or bad.
It was the afternoon, and Lin Yuyi was idle and bored. I'm staying at home to play games, a few games released by game companies are too fun, and most of the current global game market is occupied by game companies of Shangguanren, only games similar to love development, music, etc. Because the game company of Shangguanren did not produce similar games, it was surviving.
Now many game companies have been forced to go bankrupt, and games across the era. It will always be more playable and interesting than the games of this era, and with the full banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty, who would want to eat Wotou pickles?
Lin Yuyi is playing a newly released fighting game at this time, although "The Road to God" is very fun, but because it is a game of fighting monsters and upgrading, if you don't have enough time, it is difficult to come out, but fighting games are different, as long as the operation is strong, you can defeat any opponent, which has nothing to do with the level.
Lin Yuyi is a small money fan, the Street Fighter World Series also gave her a taste of sweetness, taking advantage of the release of this new fighting game, Lin Yuyi almost after the end of work, most of the time is playing this game, every day on the Internet and different masters to fight, so that her operation ability can improve rapidly, but she can't see through the opponent's heart on the Internet, so her record is much worse than playing face-to-face with people, the winning rate is only about 70%, if such a record is placed in the World Series, I am afraid that even the group stage will not be able to qualify.
Lin Yuyi is very aware of his weaknesses, so he has been honing his real operation ability, only by operating and matching with his mind-reading ability can he stand out and get a good ranking in the future world competition and get a lot of bonuses.
While I was playing, the doorbell rang.
"Who?" Lin Yuyi ended the battle in about twenty seconds, but unfortunately the doorbell kept ringing, and she was impetuous, and finally lost, and she got up to open the door in a very bad mood.
"Yo!" As soon as the door opened, Shangguan Nengren waved at Lin Yuyi and said with a smile: "Why did it take so long to open the door?" What for? ”
"It's you!" Lin Yuyi's anger dissipated most of it, with a little complaint: "I'm fighting online!" The doorbell makes me unable to concentrate, and I lose, how can you compensate me? ”
Shangguan Nengren looked amused: "Cook you dinner with your own hands?" ”
"That's what you said, I didn't force you!" Lin Yuyi's face suddenly changed, and she smiled like a chrysanthemum: "Then please go out and buy ingredients for dinner now!" I don't have anything at home except instant noodles and ham sausages. ”
"You ......" Shangguan was powerless to complain, glaring at her: "You wait for me!" ”
Of course, there is no need to buy the ingredients, pretending to go out to buy something, but in fact, he took a few bags from the mall, got some ingredients from the Honghuang Realm and put them in, and then went back to Lin Yuyi's house.
"Coming back so soon? What did you buy? Lin Yuyi was a little surprised, and then grabbed the bag with excitement on her face and looked at the contents of it.
"Don't expect too much, it's all things that need to be done yourself." Shangguan closed the door, put on slippers and put the contents of the bag into the empty refrigerator, and said speechlessly: "You haven't used this refrigerator!" ”
Lin Yuyi scratched his head: "The food in the cafeteria is much better than what I cook, and I won't cook for a long time." ”
"Let me say what are you good about?" Shangguan Nengren sighed and said, "It seems that this place of fishing shrimp island is too lazy, I have to consider the food expenses and calculate the money." ”
Lin Yu came to work on Shrimp Island according to this goods, not only has a salary, but also eats and lives, no money for three meals a day, and the place where he lives is also given away for nothing, and he has changed to another place, although there are also three meals a day, but the food is definitely not very good, ten yuan a day, at most thirty yuan is over, which is like fishing shrimp island, the food in the canteen is the craftsmanship of the star chef outside, or free, often eat in the canteen, Lin Yuyi is strange if he still cooks by himself!
The instant noodles and ham sausages at home are only prepared for fear of being hungry in the middle of the night, besides, the instant noodles and ham sausages on Shrimp Island are also delicious, and you can soak a bowl of instant noodles in the middle of the night when you are hungry and put a ham sausage, which is a beautiful enjoyment.
"Don't!" Lin Yuyi was anxious: "At the beginning, we said that we would take care of three meals a day, you can't modify the contract, I won't sign it." ”
The competent man was speechless.
It's already five o'clock in the afternoon, and Shangguan can say, "You can play first!" I'll make a hot pot chicken, and we'll eat hot pot chicken in the evening. ”
Lin Yuyi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'll help you!" Although it didn't help much, it was no problem to wash the vegetables. ”
Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Okay, go and wash the lettuce and lettuce, and then peel the potatoes." ”
"Wrap it up on me."
(I haven't written it for a few days, and I'm not in a good state, so I'll write 10,000 words today, which is five thousand, and there are five thousand before the morning) (to be continued......)
PS: Thank you for the tips from many people, in a few days, there are too many people to reward, and I can't count them, so I will thank you day by day tomorrow.