"Thank you...... Then you don't need to! Wei Shuai smiled, suddenly a good boy, for no reason added a bit of obscene temperament, I couldn't help frowning, but he felt that he only smiled cheaply: "As long as you don't report my case to Zhao Ban, I'll thank God, I should understand, right?" Our Zhao Banna is called a verbose, but she is still a teacher, holding the power of life and death of our poor students, you tell me that if I don't listen, I will definitely have to eat bamboo shoots and noisy meat when I go home, and she is too annoyed to listen, it's better not to be called by her, otherwise the tirade is waiting for you there! Aunt...... Good aunt...... Am I wrong? I shouldn't have pulled your hair, you can do it, don't complain to Zhao Ban? As long as you don't sue me, I will designate you to burn incense and worship the Buddha at home every day, and bless you to grow older and more beautiful, and you will always be eighteen years old! ”

"Come on!" This kid is really slippery, and he poured me a lot of ecstasy soup in a short time, but I must have eaten more salt than he had ever gone to the toilet, so how could he have been so entwined with it? directly laughed and scolded: "You stinky boy don't make sycophants here!" I'm going to be eighteen forever, won't that be an old monster? ”

"How can it?" Wei Shuai hurriedly slapped a sycophant and said: "If someone else is forever eighteen years old, then what you didn't say must be an old immortal monster, but you are different, look at your figure, this appearance, this ......" He was here for a long time, his eyes were rolling around, and finally moved to my ponytail, and said: "And this long hair, that complete combination of angels and demons, how can you be an old monster." You are the goddess, the fairy of the nine heavens, where can others compare with you, right? Kind fairy, you can spare the little one! The little one must have reformed from now on, and he will no longer pull the hair of his female classmates, nor take off the pants of his male classmates......" Speaking of this, he said something that should not be said, and suddenly my hair exploded, looking at his age is only fourteen or fifteen years old, how can he have that kind of problem?

"Auntie. Fairy!! Wei Shuai looked like he wanted to cry without tears. Just wanted to come over and hug my thighs, I quickly flashed, what kind of tendency does this guy have...... He said, "Don't get me wrong, it's not like that! ”

"You take off your male classmates' pants and don't do that?" I feel like my outlook on life has been strongly impacted!

"Can you assume you haven't heard of it?" Wei Shuai said in frustration!

"What do you say?"

"Oh my God. O earth. How could I be so wronged! Wei Shuai suddenly cried and grabbed the ground: "I really died unjustly." I didn't do anything! Auntie, you must believe me, you must keep it secret for me, if this time comes out, won't my wisdom in this life be completely ruined? What else do you want me to do in the future! ”

Did he eat both men and women? It's the first time I've seen such a precocious child. couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, looking at him with a neurotic look, Wei Shuai felt that he was going to die unjustly, didn't he just have a cheap hand, why couldn't he get rid of it? He cried dryly: "I'm a good student every day, in addition to liking girls' hair, taking advantage of people's inattention to paste turtle notes, and waiting for roommates to fall asleep and lay down their pants to draw apples on their buttocks, there is really nothing that is not hobby, if you sleep snoring and grinding your teeth and farting and talking in your dreams doesn't count!" ”

I'm almost stunned, I've never seen such a stupid person before, most people are held back by others, how can he drag himself down? It's really a big wonder in the world, this kind of wonder I deeply admire how his parents gave birth to him, how disturbing it is!

"Shut up and say no more!" I snorted, Wei Jiang swallowed his saliva, looked at me timidly, and then said, "Then you will keep it secret for me, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, but ......"

"Oh yes!" Wei Shuai suddenly cheered happily, interrupting what I hadn't finished speaking, I was suddenly angry, a brain collapse bounced on his forehead, looking at his confused little appearance, he said angrily: "Don't be too happy, I promised to agree, but it was conditional!" ”

"On what terms?" Wei Shuai suddenly became vigilant, quickly took two steps back, and then put his hands on his chest to make a good girl's appearance, and said, "I'm not a showman!" ”

"I......%%&" I'm going crazy to hear him, who the hell wants to buy you idiot?

"Oh, no, that's wrong!" Hey, there seems to be something wrong, Wei Jiang lowered his head and thought about it, then looked up at me and said seriously: "It's a show of art and not a good body!" ”

"Enough!" I couldn't help but say loudly: "You look relatively safe, no one wants to sell your art, don't worry!" ”

"Oh...... I'm relieved! Wei Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly understood again, the joint meaning was that I was ugly, and he was immediately unconvinced, and opened his mouth to say something, I immediately made a closed posture, and at the same time threatened in my mouth: "Do you still want me to keep it secret for you?" ”

He nodded desperately for a moment, and at the same time looked at me with a blank eye.

"Then don't be flamboyant with me!" I gave him an angry look, and then said, "I'll ask you something, and if you answer to my satisfaction, I'll reluctantly agree to keep it a secret for you!" ”

"What, what if I don't know?" Wei Jiang was suddenly a little nervous!

"Nonsense, what do you not know what I ask you to do?"

"Oh, then Auntie, you ask!" Wei Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and then straightened his waist, probably because he felt that he didn't have a chastity crisis, so he took two steps forward!

"Zhu Miaomiao is from your class, right?" Wei Jiang's eyes flashed, and then said, "Without this person?" ”

"You kid don't pretend to be garlic!" I couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Are you still playing tricks with me? Don't you admit it, don't I know? ”

"Not really!" Wei Jiang looked wronged.

"Okay!" Seeing that he looked like a dead duck with a hard mouth, I didn't care: "Since there is no one, forget it, you go play, it just so happens that I asked Wei Jiang to have dinner tonight, you can focus on talking to him, there is something about someone who likes to take off boys' pants!" ”

After speaking, ignoring his stunned face, he pulled his legs and left, just after walking two steps, a heavy object came from behind, hugging my waist tightly, damn my little waist was about to break, Wei Shuai was holding on to his stomach, and howled: "Aunt!!" You're my aunt! ", how many years do I have to live less with such a nephew? I told him to let go of him, and said, "I'm wrong, am I wrong?" You just ask, I must know everything, I can't say everything, but don't tell my dad, or I won't be able to keep my ass! (To be continued.) )