Chapter 340: The Extremely Angry Qinghai Member
As the sea area that Huaxia and the little devils pay the most attention to now, any situation that happens here will cause great concern from the two parties. When Tian Dazhuang told the coast guard that the little devil was attacking them with a high-pressure water cannon, preparing to board the ship to arrest them. The coast guard immediately notified the military and sent fighter jets to deter.
As for the little devils, after seeing the Chinese people shooting at them with six-wheel machine guns, they shouted in the wireless intercom that they were attacked, and asked the ** team to send planes to support. These two fighters on a cruising mission took off and arrived here as soon as possible. As a result, the military planes of the two countries almost simultaneously arrived in the sea area where the incident occurred, and when they saw the scene, they never imagined that it would be like this.
A little devil's sea patrol ship floated lonely on the sea, and there were countless people in the sea who were soaking in the sea, asking for help from the little devil's military plane. It's almost like the scene after the naval battle!
But the problem is that not to mention the two 1,000-ton coast guard ships that have disappeared, this coast guard ship that seems to go with the tide is much stronger than the fishing boat not far from them in terms of tonnage and hardness. But why, are all seafarers with little devils fluttering in the sea?
Just after the fighter pilots of the two countries, realizing the tension of the situation at the same time, turned on the wireless intercom to report the situation. When Wu Dao saw Huaxia's fighter jets, he sent a voice and asked, "You are from that military region?" ”
The pilot, who was flying the plane, listened to the sound that suddenly came to his ears, and his hand holding the steering wheel shook in fright. Fortunately, his hand did not press to the place where the weapon was launched, otherwise this sudden fright would have been enough to launch the missile on the fighter. As a result, the military planes of the two countries really began to fight!
For this pilot to be so timid, Wu Dao, who was in his mental induction, also seemed a little speechless and said: "Don't look around, I'm talking to you." All you have to do is tell me you're from that military district! I'm an advisor to the State Special Affairs Office, and I've cleaned up these little devils.
If you can contact the headquarters, you just need to tell them that I don't need to come forward with the state to deal with this matter. I'd like to see if these little devils dare to play tricks with me. Dare to shoot Lao Tzu with high-pressure water pressure, Lao Tzu doesn't His face is full of flowers. By the way, if your superiors ask you, who am I! You just have to tell him that my surname is Wu. ”
Hearing this legendary transmission of thousands of miles, the pilot was undoubtedly surprised, and quickly adjusted his mood and said: "Hello Chief Wu, I am from the Lingguang Military Region, and I rushed here after receiving emergency rescue from the Coast Guard. I will now pass on the words of the chief to the general headquarters. In addition, these two little devil fighters, do you want it? ”
The pilot also seemed to be a little moved when he looked at the two planes of the little devil, Wu Dao said with a smile: "Okay, as soon as you make a move, this matter will be involved." All you have to do is tell the above, just send a coast guard ship over. Other warships and planes don't need to fly over. With me, these little devils can't make big waves.
Today, Lao Tzu wants to let them know that this Goyu Island is Huaxia, and no one can change what Lao Tzu said. That bullshit prime minister dared to be crooked, so Lao Tzu went to their prime minister's office to see if his head was cut by Lao Tzu! ”
With this, although the pilot felt a little regretful, he was still very happy and said: "Okay, Chief Wu, I have reported your intelligence to the general headquarters." The General Command has instructed me to be in charge of monitoring here, and as soon as the time of our fighters' stay in the air is reached, we will return immediately. ”
Knowing that these pilots probably also wanted to see how they cleaned up these little devils, Wu Dao didn't say anything. looked at Wu Dao, who was also on the radio, desperately talking to the little devil headquarters. In the same way, he said, "Do you speak Chinese?" ”
The little devil was stunned for a moment when he heard this, just like the pilot in Huaxia just now, and was startled by the sound that suddenly came to his ears. As a result, Wu Dao said with a little patience: "Can you understand Chinese?" If you don't understand, you can roll me off from the world. Lao Tzu looked upset! ”
These words undoubtedly frightened the little devil, and he said a bird language, which immediately made Wu Dao angry. Directly a sword light was issued, and the little devil's fighter disintegrated in the air, and it fell without exploding. As for the other fighter, when he was really about to turn around and escape, Wu Dao threatened: "Stay honest, dare to run and chop you down." ”
The reason why this fighter was not chopped off was because the pilot of this fighter could understand Chinese. Although he didn't speak too well, he could obviously understand Wu Dao's words, and nodded desperately to slow down the speed of the plane. For fear that the other party would use means he didn't know to chop down the fighter he was riding.
You know, this fighter is made of steel, what kind of weapon can make the plane break in two and start falling down? Although the little devil's fighter pilot just now ejected out in time. But if you fall into the sea and don't get rescued in time, you will also die.
The Huaxia pilot, who had been staring at the two little devil fighters, looked at one of the fighters that they had been biting all the time, and suddenly broke into two in the volley. Undoubtedly, he was also taken aback, and sighed that even their flight division commander immediately became nervous when he heard this, Advisor Wu, it seems that he is really a strange man in China!
It is said that novels are often seen, the legend of grenades hitting fighter jets, but in front of me, I don't see anything at all. This little devil's fighter was directly broken in two. Isn't it more outrageous than a grenade bombing an airplane? But that's what happened in the novel, but it really happened in front of me!
Relieve gas! Every time I see such a little devil plane that always slips to the edge of the air defense identification zone with nothing to do, this is something that these Chinese pilots who are responsible for the combat readiness cruise in this area want to do. It is to give the missiles on the fighter jets a relief to these little devils.
Wu Dao didn't pay attention to the idea of the Huaxia pilot, he told this little devil pilot who could understand Chinese. Let him tell them about the military leadership, and just say that he did everything here. The reason is simple, it was their seamen who beat him with a water cannon.
If he didn't send someone over to apologize quickly, then these little devils who were still fluttering in the water, he would wait for all of them to be sent to the water to feed Wang Ba. Of course, if their commander felt very tough and dared to send fighter jets and warships over, Wu Dao didn't mind burying them all at the bottom of the sea. In addition, Wu Dao also emphasized that this matter was provoked by a little devil.
If he hears any little devil, spread this matter on the Huaxia political axe, and let this little devil pilot, tell their Prime Minister Amber Jinsan, to tie his head with steel bars when he sleeps at night. Otherwise, he will personally go to the little devil's land and take his head. Anyway, he doesn't look for others, and if he wants to find it, he will find the biggest official.
Listening to Wu Dao's tough attitude, this little devil pilot also knows some things about the **. After all, ninjas are no longer a secret thing in the country of little devils. Since there is the kind of ninja who can escape out of thin air in the country of the little devil, as a Huaxia with countless fairy legends, it is normal to have such strange people!
After promising to relay these words to their general headquarters, Wu Dao asked them how soon they would have time. It will be five hours after learning that the high-ranking officials of the little devil are coming. Wu Dao directly cut it in half, so that they had to be sent over in two and a half hours to apologize to him. Otherwise, all these little devils cut down and fed the turtles.
In this regard, the pilot of the little devil, after begging hard, said that there was really no way to come so quickly. Wu Dao gave an extra half an hour, which means three hours, if the little devil didn't send someone to apologize to him. All these guys who are still fluttering in the water will be sunk into the sea to feed the fish.
Looking at their own fighters, one was volleyed in two, and the other circled for a while. As if locked by a missile, it quickly disappeared into the sky. These little devils soaking in the sea water also seem to know that they have provoked people they can't afford to provoke. Even the pilots of the ** team, who are usually bullish, can't do anything about these people.
Just when these little devils were worried about their fate, Wu Dao carried the crew member who had just shot and came to the little devil's sea guard ship, threw down a few ropes and said to those little devils who didn't swim: "You still have three hours to live, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold out for three hours, now give you a chance, climb on it yourself and stay honest."
If you don't want to come up, or if you want to die in the sea, then don't blame me for not giving you a chance. This is the warden in charge of supervising you, and whoever does not obey his orders will be killed! ”
The retired Navy sailor, who looked a little dizzy when he was mentioned on the warship, undoubtedly looked very happy and said: "Thank you, master, I will definitely train these little devils well." After looking at them, do you dare to bully us unarmed fishermen again. Wang Bad, Lao Tzu didn't clean up with you today, I was blind to the name my parents took. ”
Upon hearing this, Wu Dao said curiously: "By the way, I haven't asked you what your name is?" ”
This crew member was asked by Wu Daoyi, and said with some embarrassment: "Master, my grandfather was shot by the navy of the little devil back then. Therefore, my grandfather named my father Yao Kangyue, and the name he gave me was Yao Xuanyue. It's like that, my mom almost divorced my dad.
However, after listening to my grandfather talk about the shooting of my grandfather, my mother finally did not object. And after I was in high school, I joined the Navy. After a few years in the navy, when he finally went on the street, he beat a little devil investor who molested women. As a result, he was demobilized and discharged from the army, and he was the last to become a crew member. ”
Hearing that this guy still had such a superb name, Wu Dao suddenly said, "Do you still want to be in the navy?" ”
Yao Xiaoyue nodded and said, "Yes!" Absolutely! If I hadn't beaten that dog investor, I would have been able to do it. As a result, because of this incident, in order to calm the matter, the regiment let me be demobilized and discharged. I don't blame the leaders of the troops, because it wasn't for them who helped me, and I was going to jail if I didn't do it at the time.
However, the next time I encounter something like this, I will still see it once and hit it once. The dog said, thinking that there was a few stinky money, he dared to go to Huaxia to molest women, and it was polite not to break his third leg. ”
Regarding Yao Xuan's honesty, Wu Dao said happily: "Okay, it's rare to meet someone like you who hates little devils, I'll find someone to help you talk about it then." Let you return to the army as a soldier, and let them return this quota to you. If anyone dares to speak for the little devil's investors, I will personally go to him for trouble. ”
Hearing that Wu Dao was willing to help him return to the army, Yao Xuan was undoubtedly very happy and said: "That dare is good, if it weren't for the taste of floating on the sea, I wouldn't have used it to be this kind of fisherman." My family is actually in a good situation, and my parents have been urging me to get married. But I felt that I couldn't do without the sea, so I found the field to fish for him as a crew.
Every time I come here and see these little devils' sea patrol boats, I have a fire in my belly. I really can't wait for a gun to hold them, and see if they dare to be so arrogant on our territory in the future. ”
Looking at this Yao Xuan, Wu Dao also felt very good about hating the little devil so much. As a Chinese, he felt that it was not necessarily a good thing to have a few more such soldiers. After all, don't forget the four words of national shame, not only in your mouth, but also in your heart! (To be continued.) )