Chapter 13: Auntie has a recipe

After a while, Zhou Jun and his boy wandered around the town street, bought some meat and tofu, and returned to the village.

After five or six miles of mountain road, I returned to Wujia Village.

When his boy passed by the cornfield at the south entrance of the village, he inexplicably met Liu Cui'e, the head of Ding Village, and his wife.

As a result, his kid was also busy calling: "Aunt Cui'e." ”

This Liu Cui'e looked at his kid, actually smiled flatteringly, and then asked: "Eh, your kid is back, why hasn't your Uncle Lu Mao come back yet?" ”

"Oh." Zhou Jun hurriedly responded, "Uncle Cuckold said...... He's got to do something in town. ”

"What are you talking about, uncle? Uncle Cuckold? ”

Zhou Jun was busy and replied seriously: "Uncle Lu Mao! What's wrong? ”

Seeing that he was like this, Liu Cui'e pretended to look at him with disgust: "Stinky boy, you have to make it clear next time!" ”

"Uh-huh!" Zhou Jun, he was busy again, nodding solemnly.

Seeing that he was a stinky boy, Liu Cui'e didn't have a problem with him, so she had to look at him with disgust.

After she was done, she was suddenly stunned, and she couldn't help but think of what happened at the village health station yesterday morning......

Didn't she Liu Cui'e break into the examination room at that time, and happened to see that his kid's donkey thing was tough?

I suddenly remembered that his kid's donkey thing was too big, and I couldn't help but feel a ripple in her heart......

As a result, she couldn't help but show a little flattery, looked at his kid, and then thought thoughtfully, why should she start to oil her head in this matter?

Thinking about it, she turned her head to look at the cornfield on the side with some cunning, thinking that as long as she tricked his boy into this cornfield, she would not believe that the cow would not eat grass under the tree......

Thinking about this, she pretended to be serious and asked: "Uh, yes, Xiaojun, yesterday morning at the village health station, my aunt saw you lying in the room of the examination room, and that donkey thing of yours was propped up, what is the disease?" ”

Suddenly, I heard her ask about the incident last morning, and I saw that Zhou Jun's cheeks began to redden......

In desperation, his kid had no choice but to say perfunctorily: "I don't know what the disease is, but Dr. Lin said it's okay." ”

Seeing that he was so a kid and ashamed like that, she Liu Cui'e couldn't help but smile coquettishly, and then said, "Why are you ashamed of your kid?" My aunt asked Dr. Lin for your kid at that time, and she said it was scorching sun disease. ”

Hearing this, Zhou Jun and his kid were a little stunned: "Burning sun disease?!! What's that?!! ”

Subsequently, this Liu Cui'e also said with a black belly: "You kid don't know this, right?" Looks like you're still inexperienced, huh? But it's okay, my aunt has a recipe for treating scorching sun disease, do you want to try it? Auntie tells you that it definitely works, and it definitely beats all panaceas! And it's also a good kid for you, heh! ”

Hearing her say this, Zhou Jun still looked at her with a blank face, and couldn't help asking: "What's the magic formula?" ”

"You want to try?"

"Ah...... That ......" Zhou Jun thought about it in a daze, and he didn't know what it was, but he heard what Aunt Cui'e said amazingly, so he tried to reply, "Then ...... Give it a try. ”

I heard that his kid was going to try it, Liu Cui'e was so happy, quack, and then she looked back and forth, left and right, and saw that there was no one around here, so she whispered: "Then you kid follow your aunt to the cornfield!" ”

As she spoke, she turned around and walked towards the cornfield......

Zhou Jun looked at it, a little stupid, what kind of trick did he think? Why do you want to go to the cornfield?

After Liu Cui'e got into the cornfield, she turned around and saw that his kid was still stunned on the road, so she hurriedly whispered: "What are you still doing in a daze?" Hurry on in! ”

But Zhou Jun couldn't help but ask curiously: "What's the magic formula?" ”

Liu Cui'e said, "Oh, you kid is here first!" When you get to the cornfield, your aunt will tell you in a while, right? ”

Seeing Aunt Cui'e like this, Zhou Jun was stunned again, and then looked at her again, and after he was done, he had to turn around and walk towards the cornfield first......

Seeing that his kid was finally willing to walk towards the cornfield, and finally took the bait, Liu Cui'e's heart was filled with joy again, and then she hurriedly turned around and led his kid to the depths of the cornfield with some urgency......

The branches and leaves of the corn were stirred with a 'Si Si Suo'......

It's just that Zhou Jun is still confused, still wondering, what is the magic formula? Why do you have to go into a cornfield?

After a stirring of corn branches and leaves, they finally came to the innermost part of the cornfield, near the foot of the mountain.

Here, in this location, the aroma of the cornfield is faint, and naturally it is unusually secluded.

If there's something to do here, no one knows.

As a result, Zhou Jun, who was following behind, finally saw Aunt Cui'e stop......

After Liu Cui'e stopped, she turned around and looked at Zhou Jun and his kid with a charming smile, and said in a provocative or teasing manner: "You kid really want to know what the cure for scorching sun disease is?" ”

Seeing Aunt Cui'e like this time, Zhou Jun couldn't help frowning, and suddenly felt a little weird, but he still looked at her a little dazedly, and replied: "What is it?" ”

Hearing his kid's answer, seeing that his kid was still ignorant, this Liu Cui'e gave a flattering look, and then said angrily: "Are you really stupid or fake stupid?" ”

Zhou Jun looked even more confused: "No...... That one...... Aunt Cui'e ...... You ......"

Seeing that his kid was still stunned, Liu Cui'e was also a little anxious and said: "Take it off first, and then my aunt will let you know." ”

"What?!!" Zhou Jun was stunned, and his cheeks turned red, "Take off ?!! What's going on?!! ”

Seeing that his kid was still like that, she Liu Cui'e was anxious and said, "Silly boy, are you really stupid?" Undressing, of course! ”

"Ahh......h

Seeing that his kid was still like that, she Liu Cui'e was really anxious: "What are you kid still doing?" Aren't you a sick sun? Doesn't Sun Disease Just Need Women? So if you don't take off your clothes, why do you sleep with me? ”

Saying that, she Liu Cui'e said again: "It's just you and your aunt here, what do you say you are ashamed of?" Auntie is not ashamed, why do you say you are ashamed of a big man? Isn't it just a matter of taking off your pants? After that, your pants were pulled, who knows what you did? ”

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