Chapter 527: Monkey Madness

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Seeing the monkey's appearance, Zhou Furong suddenly rolled his eyes and said seductively: "Do you want to have a drink?" He wanted to see the monkey drinking, for the wren had been drunk and had spoken mad things, and at last he fell to the ground, and was caught by the little squirrel and thrown into his own cabin.

Seeing the wine in the cup raised in Zhou Furong's hand, the monkey nodded violently without thinking about it. Monkeys are greedy for cups, and they even make monkey wine. It wanted to drink it for a long time, but it was afraid of Ye Caiping's majesty and didn't dare to ask for it at the dinner table.

It is said that the monkey collects the fruit of the mountain, piles it up, and the fruit at the bottom layer is squeezed and broken by the upper layer of the fruit to produce a pulp, and at the same time, the upper layer of fruit blocks the air, causing the pulp to react with the wild yeast attached to the skin of the general fruit, and make sake.

"Good wine and color" seems to be a common trait among primates. The ape is a good wine, and it has long been recorded in the history books. The Eastern Han Dynasty scholar Gao Lu commented under the sentence "Orangutan knows the past but does not know the future" in the "Treatise on Fen" in "Huainan": "Orangutan ...... Alcoholics, people fight with wine, drink but do not tolerate breath, do not know how to get drunk, and use their bodies".

"Don't mess around! After a while, if that guy goes crazy, he's going to have a headache again. Chu Jiaqiang said.

"It's okay, just let it drink a little." Zhou Furong immediately found a paper cup, poured some wine, and let the monkey take it away.

The others didn't say anything, and they all looked at the monkey, wanting to see the guy's expression after drinking. Monkeys are not so easy to see.

I saw that the monkey also learned from Jackton's movements just now, put it to his nose first, and sniffed it a few times very intoxicated.

"Ahem! This monkey has learned quite well! Wells was surprised.

When he came to Chu Jiaqiang, he found that those animals in his country. It's all pitifully stupid. Almost all of the people here are elves, even the slowest bee monkeys, when they see Chu Jiaqiang, they know how to reach out and ask for benefits.

Under everyone's strange gaze. The monkey poured the wine from the cup into his mouth in one gulp. The monkey's face turned red. I also stumbled a little when I walked.

"No, it won't! Drunk so soon? With such a amount of alcohol, you still dare to drink? Li Quan said in surprise. Looking at the monkey, it seems that he likes to drink very much! I thought he was a master! Who knows if this drunkard is not qualified.

"Monkeys like to drink, and it's true that they like to drink heavily. But the amount of alcohol is really small, and it is easy to get drunk. The famous monkey wine, which is made from wild fruits and medicinal herbs, belongs to fruit wine, and the monkey is not strong enough to drink. Not to mention these high degrees. Professor Wen said.

When everyone heard this, they were silent for a while. Get! Don't go crazy!

"Is there such a thing as monkey wine?" Many people think that it is a fiction in the novel TV, and it has never been taken seriously, although it is very famous.

"I don't know, we haven't seen each other. However, it is recorded in ancient books that many ancient people have seen monkey wine, so it is called monkey wine. It is also known as one of the treasures. Many people even say that drinking it can make people live longer. Professor Wen said.

"I won't talk about whether you live long or not, but it's definitely true that kind of wine is precious and beneficial to the human body. Monkeys are the most powerful at picking wild fruits, and they take away the good fruits to make wine. Plus herbs

, of course, is better than what we humans make with food. Fu Shenglin added.

"Set up a set of this monkey tomorrow and see if it can get some monkey wine out to drink, it will be cool." Zhou Furong became obscene. The others didn't speak though. But that expression is obviously looking forward to it.

They found that the monkey was still coming with a cup. put it on the table, and then tapped the table next to the cup with his fingers, signaling Zhou Furong to fill it.

Everyone couldn't cry or laugh even more, obviously they couldn't drink, and they were still drinking heavily, so they really didn't know what to say.

While the monkey was not paying attention, Xiaojin's "two couples" secretly removed all the meat and vegetables in the monkey bowl, and there was some rice left in the bowl again.

Regarding the behavior of those two guys who took advantage of the fire to rob, Wan Lao and the others all smiled. Living here, the mood is never bad, in addition to the pleasant environment here, more importantly, the presence of these delightful little guys.

Seeing the behavior of Xiaojin's two bamboo rats, the red panda simply poured all the rice in the monkey's bowl into his own bowl.

Chen Xiang and the others burst out laughing, it seems that the monkey is very unpopular! I didn't have a good relationship with other animals, and I felt a little betrayal.

"This guy is going hungry." Li Quan said with a smile.

"What are you hungry for? After a while, I may fall to sleep, what are you still hungry for? Chen Wu pouted and said. At this time, the monkey's eyes began to blur, how long can it last?

Seeing that Zhou Furong didn't move for a long time, the monkey immediately became angry and slapped the table.

Chu Jiaqiang rolled his eyes and said secretly: Look! I said that I would go crazy, and here we are. He looked at Zhou Furong and said, "You can handle it yourself!" You made it. ”

Zhou Furong grabbed the monkey, lifted it outside, and then closed the door. If the monkey wants to go crazy, let it toss outside! Now everyone eats, too lazy to pay attention to that guy.

As soon as everyone settled down and continued to eat, they heard the wren brother outside shouting, "Kill him!" Kill him! ”

Hearing this, everyone knows that the monkey must be causing trouble. Chen Xiang and other curious people went out to have a look with their rice bowls, and when they got outside, they saw the situation and immediately shouted: "Brother-in-law, come out quickly, the monkey is causing trouble." ”

Chu Jiaqiang had a headache for a while, and he couldn't live in peace even if he ate. Xiaobao rushed in and reported: "The monkey is beating the big bear with a stick, and the big bear is going to be angry." ”

When everyone heard this, they hurriedly ran out. The two violent bears were angry, that was no joke, and the monkey would die every minute.

When I got outside, I saw the monkey holding a wooden stick, provoking the giant bear, and the tiger was watching the excitement from behind, and Xu Hao was dragging the monkey. If it weren't for Xu Hao's presence, the monkey might not have been so lucky.

The monkey was very angry that Xu Hao pulled it and hit Xu Hao with a stick. Xu Hao said "ouch", and subconsciously let go of the monkey, for fear that this drunken guy would hit people again.

"Grab its stick." Professor Wen hurriedly said.

Xu Hao and the others went over again and wanted to snatch the monkey's wooden stick. When the monkey saw it, he immediately threw his gaze at the giant bear. The two bears quickly dodged, and before the tiger behind them could react, the stick was thrown at them.

When everyone saw it, they suddenly secretly said in their hearts: Oops!

Sure enough, the tiger got up, opened its mouth, and roared angrily, which was heard by almost the entire Chujiazhai. Hearing the tiger's roar, the monkey immediately came to his senses, and then quickly ran into the house to take refuge.