Chapter 586. Realistic version of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb"
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In Chen Xiaoxiao's opinion, as long as the elder brother says a word, no matter how angry the mother is, she will not force herself to go on a blind date, who knows that Chen Xiaotang actually said that she was very busy and had no time, so let her do it herself. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Chen Xiaoxiao is out of luck, I'm going to go on a blind date tonight, what should I do?!
Rescuers must be moved.
Thinking of this, Chen Xiaoxiao immediately turned out of three people in his head, one was Zhang Guirong, who he secretly liked, but he was a big star, how could he help his little girl.
One is his brother Chen Xiaotang's best friend, the fat man Wang Jing, but this guy is always obsessed, if you ask him to help, maybe he will be rubbed with oil in the end, dangerous, too dangerous! As the saying goes, thin dogs can't be recruited, and fat people can't be fished!
The last one is the Indian star who always comes to his house to eat. I heard that this guy has been quite popular recently, and he is very popular with a "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er".
Perhaps, this guy will really help himself. Chen Xiaoxiao thought so.
It's dark, and as a popular star, Zhou Xingchi is being interviewed by Lu Adong, a special reporter of Oriental Daily.
Needless to say, Lu Adong is Chen Xiaotang's person, and now Chen Xiaotang is looking for him for any benefit. This made Lu Adong's status in the entire newspaper surging like a rocket, and for Chen Xiaotang, he was even more grateful to Dade.
Therefore, for this interview with Zhou Xingchi, Lu Adong is fully prepared, not only asked a few questions that can help Zhou Xingchi increase his popularity, but also prepared to use his own wonderful pen to help Magic Entertainment further increase its popularity, the big title Lu Adong has already thought about it, it is called ---- Magic Shadow Crazy, to create the first king of comedy in Hong Kong!
Many people think that doing interviews seems very simple, nothing more than sitting on the bench and asking a question, and I will answer, or engaging in sensationalism. Ask you what hardships you suffered when you were a child, whether you couldn't pay the tuition, because you were ugly or too handsome, you were beaten by your classmates, etc., which is basically equivalent to whether you have let go of cows and raised pigs for the landlord.
In fact, this is not the case, interviews, especially doing this kind of exclusive interviews, require a lot of preparation, propositions, and problem-solving. Succession and initiation. It's even more difficult than making an eight-strand text.
Lu Adong is a popular reporter in the industry, and Zhou Xingchi is a thriving movie star in the entertainment industry.
So from the very beginning of the interview, the two started fighting. You move Su Qin to carry the sword, I follow the rhinoceros to look at the moon, and you move the tiger to dig out the heart. I'm a monkey picking peaches...... Well, this trick is a bit mean.
In short, you fight cattle across the mountains with one move. I have a move Guanyin sitting on the lotus, you have a move to volley the void, I will volley ** 300 times with one move, the two of them have a hearty move, high ~ tide repeatedly!
For Zhou Xingchi, a popular star. Lu Adong secretly admires it, he deserves to be the king of comedy, and he has two mouths!
Zhou Xingchi laughed secretly, there are more than two times, we are proficient in blowing, playing and singing!
When the interview was about to begin, Zhou Xingchi received a call from Chen Xiaoxiao. To be honest, Zhou Xingchi was surprised. Because Zhou Xingchi has always had a good impression of this girl, but as Chen Xiaotang's fame and status become bigger and bigger, he is still just a young actor, Zhou Xingchi has low self-esteem, so he can only look at Chen Xiaoxiao, but now, can it be said that she is popular, and this girl is interesting to herself?
Indian Xingshuang, so he answered the phone very coquettishly. Chen Xiaoxiao said very clearly on the phone, asked him for help, and refused to marry!
Zhou Xingchi was stunned. What era is this, is there still a legendary arranged marriage?!
So, Zhou Xingxing was obligated to say loudly: "Don't worry, everything is up to me!" β
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At eight o'clock in the evening of the same day, Zhou Xingchi came to the nearby flower shop on time to bring an appointment, and according to Chen Xiaoxiao's request, he bought a bouquet of flowers to fill the field first!
"How do you sell flowers here!" To tell the truth, Zhou Xingxing has always been pure and self-disciplined, at most he goes to Temple Street to do things like killing horses and chickens or jerking off, chasing horses, and picking up girls. Therefore, I didn't buy many flowers, so I could only buy them like pig's head meat.
"What flowers do you want to buy, sir?" The salesman of the flower shop is a little girl, called "sister" in Hong Kong dialect, she looks very smart, Zhou Xingchi thinks that the other party is very pleasing to the eye, but Zhou Xingchi regrets that the other party obviously did not recognize who he is.
Pick, do you say that your name is not big enough?! In the end, Zhou Xingchi decided that this little girl must not have watched "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er" starring her, otherwise she would definitely pounce on her.
"Rose! Don't fool me with any carnations. Zhou Xingchi remembered that when he was in school, he had a crush on a girl at school, and he bought carnations to send them, but they were thrown on the ground. Zhou Xingchi urged, and finally learned that carnation was a patented bouquet for visiting patients.
"Hee-hee, you have a great sense of humor." The little girl smiled and said, "What color does the gentleman want?" β
"Oh, is it exquisite?" Zhou Xingchi made an open mind to learn.
"Of course, the red rose represents love, passion, and love for you; Pink roses represent first love, courtship, love and special care; Yellow roses represent nobility, beauty, or apology, and other connotations of jealousy; Orange roses represent the mood of youthful and first love; White roses represent innocence, purity, and you and I are a perfect match; Green roses represent innocence and simplicity, and youth is long-lasting; Purple Rose ......"
Zhou Xingchi, dizzy!
"Okay, let's be red!" What is a professional, this little girl's mouth is like a dot timer in a physics laboratory.
"How many do you want, sir?"
"What's so important?" After asking Zhou Xingchi, she regretted it, but the little girl's mouth was already excitedly opened.
"One represents you as my only one; The two flowers represent that there are only you and me in the world; Three flowers represent iloveyou; The four flowers represent oaths and commitments; Five flowers represent ......"
"Stop, stop, I'll have one." Zhou Xingchi hurriedly stopped the other party's words. Pick, professional? It's quite capable, no matter how fanciful you say, even if you talk about nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, I will only buy one Indian star! If you don't believe it, you won't die!
Sure enough, the little girl was speechless all of a sudden, with black lines on her face, and muttered, "That... Then I'll wrap it up for you and promise HK$10, thank you for coming. β
"It's so expensive!" Zhou Xingchi, who has always been famous, muttered while paying. I'll throw you a big duck pear, just like that, it's ten pieces of broken flowers! But the little girl's attitude didn't say anything, at least it was n times stronger than the fat woman in the flower shop next door to Lao Wang who had met her before, and she was worth the money for this service.
As soon as he walked out of the flower shop, Zhou Xingchi's big brother's phone rang.
In order to show off, Zhou Xingxing deliberately turned up his voice to the maximum, thinking that this was awesome enough. But he was just about to take it out and show it off. But see "Hey, hey, hey". The pedestrians around him took out the big brother one after another......
I'll throw you a big watermelon, when will Big Brother become popular in Hong Kong?!
Zhou Xingchi was speechless.
Chen Xiaoxiao on the other end of the phone asked, "Have you bought the bouquet?" β
"I've bought it, I'm going to go over!"
"I remember it's table 14, and you want to wish me a happy birthday!"
Zhou Xingchi was stunned: "No, it's your birthday today?" Wow, people. I'm not prepared! "Actually, classmate Zhou is distressed about money, do you want to bleed heavily?!
"No, pretended. So that can help you pull in, you understand? β
"Haha, I understand--- you are cunning and cunning!" Breathe a sigh of relief.
"You're cunning!"
Followed by. Chen Xiaoxiao made it very clear on the phone, let him move quickly to rescue the driver, otherwise she would beat his little report in front of her brother Chen Xiaotang.
At that moment, Zhou Xingchi understood the meaning of a sentence, what is called "only villains and women are difficult to raise"!
I'm here to help you. You're still making threats? Is there any mistake, it's too unrighteous!
finally arrived at the destination, although Zhou Xingchi was a transfer student ---- a professional class, his acting skills were still top-notch, but now when he walked into the restaurant, he thought of having dinner with Chen Xiaoxiao pretending to be a couple, or her "birthday" meal, someone's heart couldn't help but pound.
whatοΌ What's wrong with me, do I really like her? But thinking of Chen Xiaoxiao's full figure and charming face, it's worth it, you must love when it's time to love, not to mention that there is a big guy behind her who makes people look up to the mountains.
At this time, Zhou Xingchi's mood was extremely happy. He walked towards the fourteenth position, and saw Chen Xiao smiling, wrapped in a silver-gray windbreaker, a little more charming than she was wearing a professional suit.
But immediately, Zhou Xingchi saw that there was a person sitting opposite her, and he was still a very handsome man from the hairstyle.
Generally, handsome guys have this "laughing" version of hairstyle.
And this hairstyle was copied by the big star Chen Xiaotang from Xuan Bin in "The Secret Garden" in his previous life, and now it is led by Chen Xiaotang and is popular throughout Hong Kong.
looks more handsome than himself, and seems to be very rich in clothes, Zhou Xingchi's heart sank suddenly, and a bad premonition came to his heart. Could it be that the other party has a big wrist?!
"Raw... The birthday is almost ......" Zhou Xingchi felt that his throat was a little hoarse, this line was too dry, if it was filming, it would be ironclad.
"Ah Xing, you're finally here, people have been waiting for you for a long time." Chen Xiaoxiao actually stood up happily, and he was still a little angry when he spoke, and the little bird snuggled up to Zhou Xingchi's side, still holding his arm.
Zhou Xingchi suddenly fell into petrification, and the hand holding the rose trembled a little. It's too sudden, although I know it's a show, but I'm not ready to play this kind of intimate scene!
"You're Xiaoxiao's boyfriend? My name is Xu Jinheng, hello! The man in front of him was twenty-seven or eighteen, wearing rimless glasses, and he looked well-mannered. Looking at his white hand stretched out to Zhou Xingchi, Xingzi was a little dizzy.
Xu Jinheng?! Why is the name so familiar? Seems to have heard of it somewhere......
In fact, this person is the rich son Chen Xiaotang befriended. Xu Jinheng was also accidentally pulled to meet the girl, and he was not happy at first, but when he heard that this person turned out to be the sister of the big star Chen Xiaotang, Xu Jinheng was interested. The last time Chen Xiaotang was in the limelight at the charity auction, it overshadowed the rich sons of these wealthy families, and even Dong Jiahao, the young man, was compared to Chen Xiaotang. And Chen Xiaotang entered the eyes of Hong Kong's upper class people through that event.
If the reason why Xu Jinheng and Chen Xiaotang came and went back to him before, he wanted to rely on the other party's popularity in the film and television industry and the music industry, so that he could help endorse the brand-name clothing he operated. It is purely a commercial interest. So now Xu Jinheng doesn't dare to underestimate Chen Xiaotang, the entertainment king who suddenly emerged, and the new entertainment tycoon. The purpose of sincere intercourse is saved.
Therefore, when he heard that the person he met this time turned out to be Chen Xiaotang's own sister, Xu Jinheng became interested, not that he really wanted to marry Chen Xiaotang's family, but that he wanted to learn more about Chen Xiaotang through Chen Xiaoxiao.
Who says men don't gossip?!
Who made Chen Xiaotang suddenly rise like a comet?!
Xu Jinheng is curious, and it is normal!
At this moment, Zhou Xingchi was a little stunned. But after racking his brains, he really couldn't think of how the name sounded so familiar, so he was a little distracted when he held the other party's hand.
Just when Zhou Xingxing was about to be in deep petrification, a sharp pain came from his lower back, and Zhou Xingchi almost screamed in pain. Dead eight women, it hurts so much.
"Well, ah! I'm Zhou Xingchi, and it's a pleasure to meet you. Xingzi shook Xu Jinheng's hand very "vigorously".
This guy is clearly a little "flattered". The face was red.
After you sit down. Zhou Xingchi asked Chen Xiaoxiao in a low voice: "What's the situation now?" β
"Your task is to play my boyfriend, this guy is the object of my mother's introduction, it's hard to pester." Chen Xiaoxiao whispered in Zhou Xingchi's ear.
Yo ho! can make Chen Xiaoxiao feel difficult, that's talent!
Zhou Xingchi gathered his mind and began to enter the role, and couldn't help but look at the other party twice, wow. It's a handsome and beautiful boy, although there is still a gap compared to himself, but it can be regarded as a half-table talent.
"Mr. Zhou. I only heard today that Xiaoxiao has a boyfriend like you, you are really mysterious! Xu Jinheng's voice was a little low, and his speed of speech was not slow. What a strong competitor!
However, looking at Chen Xiaoxiao's attitude, he was more than his own play, Zhou Xingchi shouted in his heart: "Let's go, you!" This high-end activity of chasing girls is not for you. β
"Don't be modest, just call me Xingzi, what is too foreign." Zhou Xingchi waved his hand in a chic manner. At the same time, he handed the rose in his hand to Chen Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, happybirthdaytoyou! A red rose represents my single-mindedness towards you." "Chen
Chen Xiaoxiao smiled lightly, took Zhou Xingchi's flowers, and his face was full of hypocritical smiles.
Picking, acting is not professional at all, but she is really playing with it, doesn't she see it?
At the moment when she took the flower, Zhou Xingchi drew an "ok" on the back of her hand. Isn't it just a drill, I'm skilled, and I haven't practiced in front of teachers and parents since I was a child. What's more, he is now a well-known new generation of acting in the entertainment industry.
Then Zhou Xingchi began to chat with this Xu Jinheng, and after a few words, he toasted, and soon the wine became hot. After all
"Mr. Zhou, what are you doing? It looks familiar. Xu Jinheng raised his cup and saluted.
After all, he doesn't run a film company like Pan Disheng, and he is not too familiar with what happens in the entertainment industry, not to mention that Zhou Xingchi has only become popular recently, who knows him before.
"I'm a movie actor, hehe, and Xiaoxiao's brother is a peer, but he is also my boss." Zhou Xingchi took a dry sip, and took Chen Xiaoxiao's hand, hehe, the small advantage still has to be taken advantage of, who told me to carry a name now.
Zhou Xingchi felt that Chen Xiaoxiao's body stiffened, and a sharp glint flashed in his eyes, but Xingzi resisted.
"Then you're the first to get the moon near the water." Xu Jinheng said with a smile.
However, Zhou Xingchi didn't feel funny at all, and he was about to pour out his tooth.
"How to say it, I often go to their house to eat, so Xiaoxiao and I have known each other for a long time, and we have been in love for a long time...... Of course, brother, I still have a bit of a geographical advantage. Zhou Xingchi touched a glass with Xu Jinheng again: "Where is Mr. Xu!" β
Pick, come and not be rude.
"Me! It's just a small employee, not as good as you big stars. β
Zhou Xingchi likes to listen to this, let's not be afraid of what kind of worker you are.
You work hard for others, and your monthly income is only tens of thousands of yuan, and Lao Tzu will make hundreds of thousands of dollars for a film, or even almost millions, Gaga, do you make more money from us.
Then there was another burst of nonsense, Zhou Xingchi bluntly said that he and Chen Xiaoxiao were childhood sweethearts, and they were wrapped together when they wore open crotch pants.
According to Zhou Xingchi's famous saying: You must use all means to fight your rival in love, the more despicable and shameless the better, but this was said by the fat man Wang Jing.
"Recently, the economy has not been very... It's booming, what... Companies are not... If you don't have insurance, you don't always think about what to be in vain... White-collar workers, why don't you join our film company, the most... Recently, we at Magic Shadow Entertainment have been recruiting a lot of troops, you look okay, you can try it... Try, how can I say that there are still some ways in this regard...... "Zhou Xingchi's alcohol consumption is not as good as Chen Xiaotang, he used to get drunk first when he drank with Liang Chaowei, Liu Dehua and others, and even went to the police station. In order to help Chen Xiaoxiao get out of the sea of suffering tonight, he killed him as soon as he finished the interview, and he didn't eat anything at all.
Chen Xiaoxiao kicked the Indian star vigorously.
I lost it, and it hurt to kick it.
Zhou Xingchi's brain was a little dizzy at this time, and he didn't pay attention to anything else, so he stared at Xu Jinheng blindly. I just felt that my mouth was full of trains, and I didn't know what to say, and I didn't feel any taste when I poured wine into my mouth.
Here Chen Xiaoxiao kicked more and more vigorously, Zhou Xingchi suddenly became angry, and yelled at Chen Xiaoxiao: "What are you kicking me for?" The tiger doesn't wield, you... You really think I'm a sick cat. β
Then he heard a "pop", the table shook, Chen Xiao smiled and stood up and shouted, "What did you say?" Have the guts to say it again. After a few drinks, you think you're a tiger! β
Zhou Xingchi was almost scared, this girl screamed and shook the world, no wonder even Brother Tang scared her. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )