Chapter 79: Advertising Slaughter

"You scolded well." Writer Huo Jie deliberately ran out to pretend to break a sentence after the book review area of "Hot Online Articles" was exposed, and then commented on the quiet comment area, he narrowed his eyes with a smile at this time, and scolded secretly in his heart: "You are determined to die now, go against me." โ€

Huo Jie's scolding post, his mood was several times better.

He is now thinking about whether to bring his friends Zhou Jia and Cai Jun, members of the Writers' Association, and the children's family over to scold this author called Eclipse to death?

After thinking about it again, Huo Jie still decided not to call them anymore, since the last time the three of them scolded a few posts of spiritual erosion in the "Fengshen List", due to the extreme language, the position of the members of the Writers' Association was almost suspended.

It is estimated that they are also a little scared for the time being, Huo Jie thought truthfully in his heart, since this is the case, then I will pull my fans to make another vote in the book review area of "Hot Online Article".

Suddenly, the book review section began to squeeze in countless negative reviews.

Qin Ming sat next to the computer, he looked a little overwhelmed, and now in retrospect, the sadistic novel "Life and Death Verdict", "Fengshen Bang" was scolded half to death, and now it is the turn of the urban novel "Hot Online Article".

"It's a tragedy."

Qin Ming muttered, and suddenly he seemed to think of something, and then quickly clicked on another fantasy novel, and found that there were no negative reviews in the book review area for half a day.

"Fortunately, the book review area of "Demon Atlas" is still quiet." Qin Ming secretly wiped a cold sweat for himself in his heart, and then closed this webpage to enter the page of classified urban novels.

"What do I do when I enter the page of the urban classified novel? Is it really confused? Qin Ming patted his head, shook his head, and entered the book review area of the popular online article,

Brush Brush Brush ...

Don't comment on the money to brush it up, I don't know how many times more powerful this means than Taobao's brushing method, and all the means are pure manual brushing.

If it is a positive comment, Qin Ming really has to thank his ancestors for eighteen generations.

Qin Ming felt that the menacing comments seemed to be meaningful, and he clicked on a comment casually, with the subject called: "Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I feel as uncomfortable as eating." โ€

The content is: "The name is a hot online article. The author should also be less author, and the first three chapters should be more relevant than I am as a reader.

Ten chapters, what about the good online article? I clicked on the book and wanted to eat it, but it turned out that the author was holding a wilted fart, as uncomfortable as eating, so I decided to take a squirt and wash my stomach.

The author I said choked a fart. refers to copying a song Rain Alley, if it weren't for this Rain Alley, there would be no fart.

Why is it wilting? You said that you were in an interview place, in an office, and you read a poem in the rain alley in front of several examiners, and you were really blind to such a meaningful poem.

It feels like I'm done pulling in a public toilet, lifting my pants, looking back at the excrement I left behind, my eyes are sad, and I chant "Goodbye Kangqiao" while walking out, why haven't you flushed yet. Brothers!

Since the protagonist has decided to write an online article, and at the same time knows that he will definitely succeed, why not start directly, and BBB in a month.

Regarding women, it's a joke that the protagonist weighs 100 school flowers, especially after opening the hanging, after knowing his capital.

The protagonist avoids Tang Xin everywhere because of the problem of money. Then because of her words, she suffered from gains and losses, and then the protagonist confessed. Yes, I confessed, the school girl agreed, yes, I agreed!

Why did you agree, because the protagonist's eyes are clear! You ask me why your eyes are like clear lake water, not the slightest **. Because I'm so brainless!

Finally, twenty chapters of the good online article! What about a good web article! has no ambitions, from the heart to the body, only a B gas in the brain hole broke through the sky, soaring up to 90,000 miles..."

Post ends!

Qin Ming has a soft spot for this post, and he thinks it is very interesting about six times, why do you say it? Because the person who posted it didn't do a good job of finding fault with those problems.

The first three chapters of the first sentence of the full post should be to the point, and it is indeed all right when used in fantasy novels, and many gods of fantasy novels pay attention to the golden three chapters.

What are the so-called golden chapters?

First of all, the protagonist is out of 300 hundred words, don't describe too much about things that don't matter to the protagonist, don't have too many characters at the beginning, and it's best to describe the first three chapters from the perspective of the protagonist. And then basically according to being suppressed (ridicule, insults, but just can't be beaten), and then by chance to get a golden finger (exercises, strange treasures, etc.), the protagonist begins to fight back and pretend to break or something.

The three golden chapters are basically routine texts, and these three chapters are the techniques basically used in online texts, and there are two purposes, one is a strong sense of substitution, and the other is cool.

Generally, novels are the three golden chapters, and within these three chapters, the title is given with the golden finger obtained, or the title related to the world of cultivation.

Having said so much, it should be said that "Hot Online Article", although the popular online article does not follow the rules of the golden three chapters, but what the protagonist wants to develop is the online article, so it is named "Hot Online Article".

You say it's not to the point, so what do you think I should name the topic?

Forget it, the title of the topic is not complaining, anyway, it is not much use to complain.

Just below the content of the post, there were countless replies that followed the trend, and Qin Ming suddenly felt the strength of the readers, like a small strong who couldn't be beaten.

"Well written, I choose death."

"Yes, although I didn't, I have chosen to give up."

"Just this one comment, this book is dead, I bet that the author will be a eunuch."

"I don't understand why you say that he is not serious because I am not serious novels are too boring, thinking about being serious is a kind of pressure, just a waste of time, you know that a little white text reader chapter will be bored before it is ordered, and you still expect readers to be serious

Qin Mingtiao commented that he was really completely drunk, saying that he didn't take it seriously and didn't comment on the content of the novel, but after saying it, he actually had reason to refute it.

Such a reader Qin Ming is completely convinced, and he has a feeling of Alexander.

However, he didn't have time to dwell on these issues, his time wasn't wasted on the trolls, and if he had time, he might as well update a few more chapters.

After closing the post, Qin Ming just wanted to quit the book review area, and suddenly he had countless almost identical comments, and he suddenly felt like a grass and mud horse in his heart.

"What's going on?"

Qin Ming asked himself.

He thought he had offended a lot of people, but he didn't expect to be retaliated against in this way, and his book review section was very quickly swiped.

It's all about advertising, and it's not like other novels are coming here for big ads, it's about the messy ads coming here.

"Milk tea advertisement: Pearl fruit represents my heart, and when you soak it in milk tea, it becomes a sweetheart. Drink it! Milk tea with a frozen feeling! It's delicious anyway! Like her?! I just bought her my milk tea, and I really can't think of a reason why it doesn't taste good! You are only allowed not to buy it, and you are not allowed to say that it is not delicious! Want to drink? Then come and buy it! Nothing else, just drink! โ€

"Cool and crooked advertisement: Mom, I want zinc to be crooked. Sweet, sour, zinc nutritious, fragrant to eat. Glucose and zinc are crooked, sweet and sour. โ€

"It's very beautiful xiลng clothes advertisement: sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, just because I'm up!"

"Valentino suit advertisement: time makes a classic, and time casts eternity."

"Diamond ring advertising slogan: It's just eternity, but how many couples can do it? The world of eons ago, like ours. The world is reincarnation, and encounters are really accidental accidents. The world of hundreds of millions of years ago, like ours, was a couple in love. The tears on the occasion of the vow and the alliance are solidified, melted and dissolved, and cannot be extinguished because of a kind of attachment. Sublimation, solidification, migration, still glittering in the shimmering glacier. I have seen the vicissitudes of life, the disintegration of the nebula, the Fang Sheng given by the ancients, and the parting of Yang Liuyi. Now, its most beautiful lining is black velvet, and it feels the slight tremor of its ring finger. โ€

was slaughtered by the advertisement, and suddenly there was a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.

Qin Ming didn't expect that this was something he had always wanted to do in college, but he never expected that one day his book review area would be exploded.

Someone must have deliberately swiped advertising words, and he can be a fool.

The scolding stickers have finally been completely replaced by advertising words until now, and the advertising words are very literary, Qin Ming is still a little excited for some reason.

Every advertisement is a classic that has been accumulated over time and finally formed, but now it is put in your own book review area, and it has a use.

Now there are more onlookers, and almost everyone appends the ad with "This advertising slogan is very good, and the strong support is beautiful." โ€

Behind is a bunch of crooked discussions about the sweet sรจ wolf, Qin Ming also wants to add to the discussion, but although he is extremely thick-skinned as the author of this book, he has not yet reached the realm of shamelessness.

In just over ten minutes, the advertising words have increased a lot.

According to the number of pages per page multiplied by the number of pages, Qin Ming probably came up with 331 advertising words, which is really amazing.

I have never heard of this kind of advertisement slaughtered by an advertisement, Qin Ming made an exception this time, he sat in front of the computer and muttered: "They are really rich and can afford to comment, but I won't care, just let them brush it." โ€

Suddenly, Qin Ming thought of a more serious question, would such a serious question be blocked if he spit it out and stabbed it to the editor in charge, Qilin?

Probably not.

If you post a post on the forum at this rate, it is estimated that many people will watch the battle, and this method will obviously be a propaganda method at that time.

Qin Ming nodded again and said to himself: "It seems that there is really some truth, okay, that's how to do it." (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for the recommendation ticket, your support is my biggest motivation. )