Chapter 793: Sad Tankman Beta
This toss, but it's all for you!
Haoxue looked at Murong Fucheng to study the drawings of the earth, how to see how there was no emperor.
Even if you are a pawn, I hope you can do your best, don't make a mess in the world and then you can't do it yourself, and Qiao Feng has to come out to clean up the mess.
"How's the busy work of pulling the team?"
Hearing this voice, Murong Fu's expression suddenly became excited, and he hurriedly looked at the sky and arched his hand: "Mr. Tuo Hao's blessing has made great progress!" As long as Mr. Hao's weapons and equipment are in place, he can start the army! β
"Humph! Without my stuff, you won't be able to return to the country? The ancestral teachings that have been passed down from generation to generation by your Murong clan include me? β
Belch......
Murong Fu didn't know why this Mr. Hao was in a bad mood today, so he came up and reprimanded himself as a gray grandson. But now that the vital lifeline is in the hands of others, he can't be stiff at all, so he has to accompany him with a careful smile and say: "Mr. Hao helped me with great things, and the Murong family will naturally always remember it!" On the day of the recovery of Dayan, Mr. Hao will be the national teacher who has been worshiped by my Dayan Kingdom for generations! β
Hey, I care about you being a countrybreaker?
Haoxue was too lazy to talk nonsense, and snorted coldly: "Find an open place and give you something." β
Murong Fu was overjoyed, and hurriedly walked out of the secret room, and arrived at a secluded place in the mountain behind Yanziwu, and then said respectfully: "It's okay now, Mr. Hao, please give the treasure!" β
Finally looking forward to it, since Haoxue showed him modern firearms such as pistols and grenades, Murong Fu was amazed. With such a sharp firearm in hand, why is it difficult to sweep the world?
A few days ago. Mr. Hao once again gave a batch of good things that made Murong Fu's eyes shine, including "rapid-fire divine machine", "palm thunder", "crypt breaking thunder" and many other types. These new types of equipment gave Murong Fu great confidence. Only then did all the huge wealth accumulated by the Murong clan over the centuries be mobilized, and tens of thousands of people had been secretly recruited, just waiting to be revealed.
Haoxue looked at a lone photo of the main battle tank on his phone, smiled bitterly, and sent an MMS.
I'll go! This, this, this......
A steel giant beast suddenly appeared in front of Murong Fu, and even though he had a certain amount of psychological preparation, he was still taken aback.
All previous armaments. When added together, it may not have such a large volume!
"Dare to ask...... Mr. Hao, what is this? β
Murong Fu was surprised and delighted, if volume represents combat effectiveness. This is undoubtedly an unprecedented and terrible murder weapon.
Let's hope it's not just big......
"It's called...... Mobile Fire Fortress! β
In line with the principle of naming lofty people, Haoxue casually set the name, and then passed the printed version of the messy tank operation process found on the Internet by the way.
Of course, this kind of stuff on the Internet is mixed with falsehood. It could not be the method of operation of the Mi-type M1TUSK main battle tank.
But that kind of confidential document, Haoxue doesn't want to get it. When the time comes, he will really be arrested as a spy.
Fortunately, the tank is not as good as an airplane, and the operation is not too complicated, and Murong has recovered this one, which is only used as a deterrent, and does not have to be operated too carefully.
The name is really powerful!
Murong Fuxi said: "Mr. Hao, what is the strength of this mobile firepower fortress? β
"Do your own research!"
Hao learned a tank formation at Duanduan and became a lonely seedling. How to think about it, how to be angry.
Murong Fu didn't dare to ask more, and put away the operation manuals that he didn't understand. Cautiously asked again: "This time the army is very important. I don't know Mr. Hao...... How many such forts are prepared for me? β
"That's it! How? Too little? β
"Uh...... This one...... I'm afraid it's really a bit ...... That's not enough. β
When Murong Fu heard that there was only one of these things, he couldn't help but be disappointed. Although the power has not been tested, what can one of them do in the midst of thousands of troops?
"Let's study and understand how to use it first, give you a year, if you still can't study it thoroughly, then you Murong Clan can be a civilian with peace of mind!"
"By the way, the ammunition in this fortress is extremely limited, research is research, but remember, if you waste one, you will lose one!"
Haoxue very irresponsibly gave Murong Fu a clueless word, how to manipulate the tank, he can't do it, relying on those half-truths and strategies found on the Internet, how much can he learn, look at Murong Fu's creation.
He can be irresponsible here, anyway, even if the world of "Dragon Babu" is turned upside down, it will not affect modern society.
But for some, the responsibility for losing the tank ...... It's too big!
That morning, Beta, a senior tankman, drove his tank out for training, as is customary.
He is the most experienced and excellent tank operator in the tank formation of the Mi Army, and he just participated in the military parade in Triumph Square yesterday, and Beta drove the tank and walked at the front of the queue!
Yesterday's scene was truly spectacular!
Beta skillfully fiddled with some of the devices in his hands, and the big guy wrapped in solid armor didn't look bulky under his skillful operation.
It is said that there is a possibility of a war with Huaxia in the near future?
Beta actually still hopes that this war can't be fought, and who doesn't want to live with Hemei. Once he succeeds, he will rush to the front line at that time, and even if he has the protection of the tank, he may not be able to come back alive.
However, if it really comes to that point, for the sake of national honor, it can only be put on the battlefield.
Alas, the two children in the poor family are still young......
Bang!
Beta had already lost his concentration in the tank, and drove to the training ground while deserting, but somehow fell to the ground all at once, waking him up from his homesickness.
What's the situation?
Beta saw that the auxiliary machine gunner next to him also fell to the ground, and couldn't help but widen his eyes in surprise, rubbing his aching buttocks, and didn't react for a while.
I'm not waking up dreaming about driving a tank, am I? Awake now?
Isn't it supposed to be in bed? How did I come here, I sleepwalked?
A series of question marks flashed through Beta's mind, only to hear someone greet her.
"Beta! How are you standing here? What about your tank? It's going to be gathered soon, but don't be late, you're going to be punished! β
Beta looked back sluggishly. Watching a familiar tank drive slowly, it stopped not far from him, poked a human head out of the top, and urged himself with a smile.
This man, of course, knew him, was one of his closest comrades-in-arms, serving as an auxiliary machine gunner for another tank.
My Dream ...... Not awake yet?
He shook his head vigorously, but the scenery in front of him was still the same.
"Beta. Where are our tanks? β
The machine gunner next to him reacted similarly to him, and slapped himself hard. Then he shook his arm, his expression a little frightened.
I don't know!
Beta comes to believe that this is not a dream, but a harsh reality.
The reality is ...... Himself and the machine gunner came out with the tank in hand. but abandoned by tanks. Now the unmanned big guy is gone, and there are only two hard-pressed big-headed soldiers left with big eyes and small eyes.
This kind of reality, let yourself tell the chief?
What a heart!
Two veterans with many years of service experience would lose such a big tank?
Wait for a court-martial!
Soon, two soldiers of the United States who were completely unknown were put into the detention room and asked them to think about where they got the tank......
This thing. After several meetings that were held urgently, he was secretly suppressed. Several people familiar with the matter were ordered to keep secrets, and the top brass kept silent.
The mentality of the top brass of the military is actually the same as when Beta found out that the tank was inexplicably missing.
How do I report it?
Tell the president, we have a tank missing here, and no one knows what's going on?
How big a heart do you have......
Hao Xuecai didn't bother to care about what was going on over there in the United States, and no one would think of him here anyway.
I had a two-day exchange meeting in An'an, and on the last day I went to see the parade and was caught in the bureau by your police, how can I have time to steal tanks!
This trip back to the United States, a flight distance of tens of thousands of kilometers. In the world of "Dragon Babu", Xuzhu and Tianshan Tong's grandmother finally arrived at the Xixia Palace, but they haven't met yet.
Now it's time to get this out of the way.
"Wu Xingyun, have you found Xu Zhu?"
"Humph! You're finally here! β
Tianshan Tong snorted coldly, seemingly dissatisfied, "Grandma, I arrived here yesterday, that stupid kid is the closed disciple of Wuyazi?" It's just a laugh out of the big teeth! Is Wuyazi old and suffering from Alzheimer's, and he doesn't even have the most basic aesthetics? As for that ugly monk, I am not qualified to show the gate to the free faction, and I actually inherited the Seven Treasures Ring of the master? β
Haoxue ignored her complaints, although this old lady is arrogant, she has been obsessed with Wuyazi all her life, and she will not change.
Now that he deliberately fabricated the fact that Wu Yazi had already stayed and flew with Li Qiushui, Tianshan Tong's grandmother couldn't hold back this breath no matter what, and she must compete with this junior sister again at the age of nearly 100 years.
And the battlefield where they compete is Xuzhu!
"Xu Zhu didn't find you, did he?"
"Of course! That kid is stupid, he has an internal force to cultivate, and he can't use it at all, it seems that Wu Yazi and Li Qiushui's slut are really in love with adultery, and they don't have the heart to teach their apprentices at all! β
Tianshan Tong's grandmother made up this detail by herself, but it made Haoxue nod again and again, saving him more words.
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and give full play to your skills and go and have a good relationship with Xu Zhu! As long as he wins the support of this person, Wu Yazi can most likely change his mind. β
"Nonsense! Grandma, I went to try it yesterday, but this damn little monk doesn't get in the oil and salt, let alone learn martial arts, and I don't even believe what Grandma said, as if I begged him, I'm really angry! β
"Hehe, you have to pay attention to the method of this matter!"
Of course, Haoxue has his own clever plan, and began to teach Tianshan Tong to learn badly.
"How?"
Tianshan Tong's grandmother complained: "I really can't figure out how far Alzheimer's has become without a cliff!" This is clearly a monk from the Shaolin faction, full of rules and precepts, and he doesn't even dare to drink, how can he have a carefree appearance? With such a head in my free faction, it's not far from extinction......"
"Haha, he won't be free, you can teach him to be free!"
Haoxue said with a smile: "Man, if you don't drink alcohol or eat meat, he can bear it." But there's always something you can't help but have...... Don't you understand that men are truly free? Need I be more specific? β
Yes?
After all, Tianshan Tong's grandmother has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, even if Haoxue doesn't say it, she will be able to think of that method sooner or later. Haoxue just pointed out the plot that happened in the original work of "Dragon Babu" in advance. Tianshan Tong's grandmother was naturally thorough, and her face suddenly showed a look of deep understanding.
"Mr. Hao is really a brilliant plan! I'm going to find a concubine or maid in the palace......"
"Haha, that's not right!"
Haoxue decisively stopped it, Nima's old nose was exhausted, and in the end she slept with a palace maid, so there was a hammer?
Only when the princess is in the sun can she take over the Xixia Kingdom as a Xixia concubine.
"What's wrong?"
Tianshan Tong didn't think of the reason for a while, and frowned and asked.
"The concubine was slept with by the Emperor of Western Xia! The palace maid is not insured, and if she can't keep it, she has hooked up with which royal guard, and you can't find out! β
"Don't you know that men have that...... Well, you know the virgin-woman complex, right? If Xuzhu knew that you sent him a second-hand goods, then you would have failed to get home, not only did you not have a relationship, but you also had to complain. β
Belch......
Tianshan Tong's grandmother felt a pang in her heart, thinking that this made sense!
I have also heard of this bit of urine sex for men, but after all, she is an old virgin who has no personnel, and naturally she is not as thoughtful as an old driver like Haoxue.
"Don't want the words of concubines and palace maids...... There's no other woman in this palace, right? β
Tianshan Tong's grandmother frowned, and seemed to be a little difficult.
"Hey, hey! I heard that the princess of Xixia is in her prime, you see......"
"That's her!"
Tianshan Tong's grandmother was overjoyed, so naturally she didn't take the so-called palace defense in her eyes, and her body spread out and went like the wind......
comeonοΌ
Haoxue pointed out this key, and he didn't need to say much about the rest of the things. With Tianshan Tong's ability, she can naturally handle things properly.
What I have to do now is to turn on the mobile phone recording function, record Menglang Menggu's .mp4, and keep a souvenir.
β¦β¦
Can you light a candle and tell the mood!!
Not long after, Haoxue was instantly furious, pointing at the mobile phone screen and scolding, "It's all black, how can I record this precious video material?" β
Xuzhu still didn't survive the color ring in the end, and under the joint conspiracy of Tianshan Tong's grandmother and Haoxue, he was drunk in Menggu's gentle township, completely forgetting the scriptures he had read since childhood......
Now, he turned all the "scriptures" he once read into "essence", and poured them all into the body of the princess of Xixia, but unfortunately Hao Xuegan couldn't see it, and the phone was completely black.
Only the kind of itchy sound is more inspiring.
Okay, I hope that in a year, you don't make a little monk come out, and it's better to slow down the progress.
Haoxue smiled, feeling that the progress could not be delayed any longer, so let's see how Murong Fu's tank research went.
With a tap of your finger, you can call out the Time Wheel roulette.
"Dragon Babu", time flows! (To be continued.) )