Chapter 233. Godmother loves handsome little guys the most
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Movie Tycoon 233_ said that Chen Xiaotang was disgusted by the fat man's flesh, which made him sour, his body trembled, and he hurriedly pulled his hand out of the fat man's arms, and said in his heart, it is better to solve the matter quickly, so as to leave the place of right and wrong. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info《》/《》/《》
The noble brother looked Chen Xiaotang up and down, "Are you the friend of this dead fat man?" ”
Chen Xiaotang: "Even if it'......"
"Whatever, you're very dragged!" Your brother paced the rogue ~ hooligan step, came to Chen Xiaotang's eyes, stretched out his hand and wanted to pat Chen Xiaotang's face--- without it, who made Chen Xiaotang so handsome, jealousy, this is pure jealousy!
Who knew that Chen Xiaotang grabbed his wrist at once, and said with a smile: "Brother Gui, just speak, don't move your hands and feet!" As soon as his hand was forced, the noble brother immediately felt that his wrist hurt like a cramp, and grinned: "Let go, let go!" ”
Chen Xiaotang let go of him, and then your brother knew that this master was not easy to mess with. Moving his wrist, your brother looked at the younger brothers around him, and felt that he couldn't get over his face, so he looked Chen Xiaotang up and down again, "Boy, you are very familiar------ where are you doing?" "Let's get to the bottom of each other first.
Chen Xiaotang smiled slightly: "I used to come out to mix, but now I don't mix......"
Brother: "Oh, don't you mix? Why? ”
Chen Xiaotang shrugged: "I feel like I have no future-----"
"What, you say there is no future? Hahaha! Your brother looked up to the sky and laughed, and said to the little brother beside him: "He said that we have no future when we come out to mix!" Isn't it ridiculous, you say? Hahaha! ”
A few younger brothers laughed dryly.
"You know, we have food, some drink, and horses to soak, but other than that, we don't have to clock in at work. Don't even get up early and stay up late! When you meet those gamblers, they are their uncles, no one doesn't beg us, how majestic do you say we are, how moisturized, and how cool we are? He also said that we came out and had no future. Joke! Brother Gui said with a fork.
At this time, the fat man said coldly, "Brother Gui, don't act, your acting skills are so bad, I really can't stand it!" He shook his head. A look of too much defeat.
"You, you, you said I was acting?" Your brother was a little annoyed and angry.
The fat man sighed, "As I just said, I am an apprentice of Sstanfrasfsky, and he taught us. Acting thing. It varies from person to person, like you, who has no qualifications, no acting skills, and poor posture, you know that you are blowing water as soon as you open your mouth----- so you still don't pretend. Confess honestly! ”
The expression on your brother's face changed and changed.
Grit your teeth at the last point.
"Ha, I didn't expect me to act so well. You can see through it too! Brother Gui sighed, "Not bad." It's not easy to come out and mix. Don't look at us, it's actually terrible. Especially chasing gambling debts, those damn guys either jump off a building or into the sea, or take sleeping pills, touch the electric door---- sometimes we just meet, and have to help them call a white car! That's not all, after all, saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, but there are a few times when we have to pay money to help people see doctors! Therefore, those whose hearts are not black enough and whose faces are not thick enough, don't come out and mix, so as not to be embarrassed, and finally put yourself in! "It looks like your brother's loan shark life is difficult.
The group of younger brothers next to you were deeply touched, "Yes, what you said is right--- last time I went to Sardin Road to chase the account, I just saw the other party taking sleeping pills, vomiting and vomiting, not to mention how disgusting!" ”
"And me, I went to Mong Kok to collect debts, but in the end, I didn't even have enough money to pay for the trip back---- the family was so pitiful, a pair of children were so hungry that they didn't even have instant noodles to eat!"
"Yes, sometimes those who owe debts are very pitiful---- we are not ruthless enough, or we can only drink the northwest wind if we don't get money!"
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"Listen, listen! They all think that we are so ruthless and bad at loan sharking, and who knows that we have a lot of bad debts and are about to go bankrupt! Brother Gui said sadly.
The fat man patted your brother on the shoulder with some sympathy: "I understand, as a bad gambler who often owes debts and gambling, I deeply understand your distress!" ”
"Do you really understand me? Then why haven't you paid it back? Brother Gui said with a sad face. Hurry up and pay back, we still have something to eat! Big deal, I'll treat you to golden fried rice----! ”
"It's not that I won't pay it back, it's that I don't have the money to pay it back for the time being, otherwise I wouldn't have condescended to help you act just now! You know, I'm a director! The fat man comforted him. And it's a very high-level ---."
"And what about your friend, what is he here for?" Brother Gui looked at Chen Xiaotang.
"He's here----- the fat man was stunned, "By the way, Ah Tang, what are you here for?" I don't think I called you to ransom me? ”
Chen Xiaotang was depressed, and the fat man only remembered to ask this now.
"I'm here to tell you that there is a drama that is about to start filming, and I invite you to be the director!" Chen Xiaotang said word by word.
"Huh?" The fat man froze like a toad.
The noble brother next to him was happy, "Ask him to film, then there must be a salary?" ”
"Yes, and more!" As soon as Chen Xiaotang spoke, the fat man covered his mouth with his hand, "Hehe, you heard it wrong, he said no, not at all, I am a volunteer labor!" ”
Brother Gui smiled and said: "Dead fatty, you still want to trick me, haha, wait, when the time comes, I will go back to you to collect the number, and you will film me well to pay off the debt!" ”
The fat man looked at Chen Xiaotang with a bitter gourd face, "Big guy, you can hurt me now!" ”
Chen Xiaotang was very surprised, why fat people like to owe debts and not pay them. After the fat man explained to him, Chen Xiaotang understood that the fat man had a special identity, after all, he was mixed in the entertainment industry, and the people in the rivers and lakes wanted to give him some face. Fat people like to gamble, and they also like to make friends, as long as they don't lose much in this casino, they don't care. Everyone will not be too embarrassed by him, on the contrary, because he owes too much debt, people are still afraid that he will have an accident, otherwise a murderer like Brother Gui will not invite him to act, please eat "golden fried rice", in short, as long as the fat man does not pay off the money in a day, he can often come to gamble and play, if he pays off the account. So everyone knows that he likes to be in debt, and how many casinos welcome him?!
When he understood this, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help crying and laughing, in his previous life, this fat cow coaxed and filmed a lot of gambling films, it turned out that his own gambling skills were so bad, and the gambling products were not very good. No wonder you can take pictures of the appearance of those gamblers vividly, this is called a life ** meeting.
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Inside a cheap hotel in Ommen.
The fat man Wang Jing was naked. Wearing only a pair of underwear, he half-squatted on the bed, picking at his own feet while flipping through the script handed to him by Chen Xiaotang.
"Hey, I said. Your script is well written, especially those funny places, which suit my appetite----- martial arts movies should be filmed like this, and they are shot seriously, what's the point----- huh. How did you delete such a good line? "We are from the Red Cross, exclusively for sexuality ~ hunger and thirst and reincarnation of the wrong child", is there a mistake, this is called cool ---- Hey, did you hear me speak? The fat man glanced at Chen Xiaotang, who was brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
Chen Xiaotang was holding a towel and a toothbrush. finally spit foam and said: "That's too spoofing, so I'll delete it!" ”
"What a spoof? It's called sarcasm! I don't think you'd better delete it, just shoot like this. I'm sure it's funny! ”
Chen Xiaotang wiped his mouth with a towel, "Please, this is Jin Yong's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", not "The Legend of Deer and Ding", why should you be so funny?" Besides, if you really want to shoot like this, aren't you afraid that those fans of Jin Yong will smash your black bricks? ”
"Afraid of what?" The fat man stood up awe-inspiringly, crossed his waist in his small pants and said: "The current martial arts are too overflowing, this is not a good phenomenon!" Especially the kind of serious martial arts film, I have watched too much taste and chewed wax, and there is no taste! On the contrary, we took a different approach and shot this kind of seemingly nondescript and spoofed film, maybe we could even attract the audience to come and cheer! Ah Tang, I say to you, you must not underestimate the receptivity of the Xianghk people, especially for movies, their unbridled imagination is sometimes more advanced than ours! ”
The fat man's words couldn't help but make Chen Xiaotang a little stunned. He had always taken into account the mainstream consciousness of HK audiences about martial arts films, but he did not take into account the strong receptivity of HK people. As an international metropolis with British culture, Chinese culture, Indian culture, etc., the most powerful thing about HK lies in its own tolerance and absorption capacity.
Chen Xiaotang was afraid that the original version of this drama would make HK people make a decision on him, but he ignored it, this is innovation!
Innovation is the same as taking risks.
But is it worth the risk?!
"Why don't you speak, have you been conquered by my incisive insights and high-level theories? Don't worship me too much, although my face is like a crown of jade, the jade tree is in the wind, I talk extraordinary, and I cultivate both inside and outside...... But I'm still very modest, if you want, I'll give you more guidance when filming in the future, maybe when you can't continue your profession as an actor, you can find a director to do it...... Men, Yiduo is not pressing, as long as you have a skill, you will never starve to death! The fat man patted his sponge belly and said triumphantly.
Chen Xiaotang couldn't cry or laugh, this fat man is really narcissistic enough.
"Since you say so, then I will ask you more in the future!" In fact, Chen Xiaotang is also very interested in being a director and filming, and he has studied with Du Qifeng for a period of time before, and if he can learn from the fat man again, he will definitely benefit a lot.
"Then it's decided----- this drama should be filmed according to my ideas----- believe me, so that it will have a taste!" The fat man packed the ticket.
"But what if it smashes up?" Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but ask.
"Smash? What's that, it's a big deal to put your salary in! The fat man said nonchalantly.
Chen Xiaotang rolled his eyes, it's my salary and not yours, of course you don't have to worry about it.
"Okay, I'm tired after talking so much, let's sleep!" The fat man yawned and flicked his coquettish little briefs in a chic manner.
Chen Xiaotang looked at the narrow room, just a bed, "Where do you sleep?" ”
"Of course it's bed, you don't have to ask!"
"And where do I sleep?"
"The sofa and the floor, you choose!"
"Pick, no mistake, I opened this hotel!"
"Just because you drove it, you have to sleep on the ground! How good it is to go to a big hotel, I want to come to this kind of ghost place! ”
Chen Xiaotang rolled his eyes, "You are embarrassed to say, if it weren't for the interest to help you repay the interest, I wouldn't have more than a hundred yuan left on me!" ”
The fat man spread his hands innocently: "I didn't ask you to pay it back for me, you volunteered!" ”
Chen Xiaotang was almost speechless. This dead fat man is really a scoundrel.
"But if you want to live better, I have a way......" the fat man said suddenly.
Chen Xiaotang was stunned, "What way?" ”
"Of course it's using your own resources," the fat man looked Chen Xiaotang up and down with a lewd smile, and said: "A handsome young man like you must be the godmother's favorite type, I know a lot of rich women in Aomen, as long as you open your mouth, I will introduce you to the past, when the time comes, you will spend all day drinking, you have to eat and take, and there will be a lot of tips before leaving, I can also enjoy the happiness!" ”
Chen Xiaotang knew that the dead fat man was joking, but he still said with disdain: "You are so handsome, why don't you give it a try?" ”
The fat man shook his head, "Handsome is secondary, the most important thing is that I am too temperamental, especially that kind of literary and artistic style, which can kill countless celebrities and ladies, because of this, I am afraid that once I get out of the horse, I will have endless troubles!" ”
Chen Xiaotang fainted, "Okay, Qingsheng, you better go to bed quickly, you have to get up early tomorrow and go back to HK!" ”
The fat man yawned again, stretched his waist and said, "Don't say I'm unkind, this bed is quite big, if you don't mind me snoring, we can sleep in one bed!" ”
Chen Xiaotang thought about it, the bed was still more comfortable, and he could bear it by snoring, but just when he was about to answer, he suddenly saw a big hole in the briefs after the fat man turned around, just exposing his ass and eggs, as if he was singing chrysanthemum stage!
Chen Xiaotang had a bad chill, this fat man is too evil!
"I think I'd better sleep on the couch!" He said hurriedly.
"Then, you brought it on yourself, I didn't force you!" The fat man crawled onto the bed and fell asleep.
Chen Xiaotang was speechless again, this is a person, or a pig, and he will fall asleep soon. (To be continued)
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