Chapter Twenty-Nine: And Xu Jingru

Early the next morning, Shangguan and Zhang Ranran, who looked depressed, returned to the headquarters of the Brotherhood League.

Seeing Zhang Ranran's depressed face, Liu Yilan asked strangely, "Ranran, what's wrong?" ”

In the face of Liu Yilan's inquiry, Zhang Ranran pounced on Liu Yilan, and her face was full of cows: "Lan Lan, my life is so bitter!" ”

Late last night, she was preparing for a night raid to end her fifteen-year virgin career, but she didn't expect to meet the same plan. Chen Manyun of the night attack, as a result, Zhang Ranran could only retreat helplessly, but she did not give up, waited for an hour, and opened the door to go to the night attack, but was caught by Chen Manyun again, and I don't know if Chen Manyun has a monitor, as long as Zhang Ranran has a movement, it will definitely appear in time, as a result, Zhang Ranran attacked four times at night last night, all of which were broken by Chen Manyun, and the last time was already three o'clock in the morning, Zhang Ranran really couldn't stay up, so he slept until dawn.

After listening to Zhang Ranran's crying, Liu Yilan looked at the sky speechlessly, and the women were even more black-lined, if they hadn't stopped Beibei, Zhang Tingting would have kicked it over.

"Yunshang Daoyou hasn't woken up yet?" Shangguan Nengren ignored Zhang Ranran's weirdness, and walked up to Xiang Beibei and asked.

Xiang Beibei nodded lightly: "It's been three days, will it take too long for Aunt Yun to have an epiphany this time?" ”

Xiang Beibei didn't know much about the situation of cultivators, in her opinion, sitting there without eating or drinking for three days was the rhythm of looking for death.

"It's okay to stay longer." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "The longest epiphany time in the legend is seven days and seven nights, that is, Sakyamuni, who founded Buddhism, maybe Yunshang Daoist can also start a religion after the epiphany." ”

Xiang Beibei squinted and smiled: "Isn't Aunt Yun going to become a saint?" ”

"In the end, the saints are all sealed by posterity, and there is not a single living saint now." Shangguan Nengren shook his head: "Kong Lao Er is a saint who was canonized after his death, and he is also a martial saint who was canonized after hundreds of years of death, and this kind of thing is a saint, in the final analysis, it is a faΓ§ade signboard for those in power to stabilize the side of the regime." In fact, the saint was just that thing when he was born. Not to mention far away, let's just say that Lei Feng, Lai Ning and the like are purely typical examples that have been processed and shaped. ”

Xiang Beibei smiled and said, "It seems that my husband has a lot of opinions about Lei Feng and Lai Ning." ”

"I'm okay with that." Shangguan shook his head: "In the end, they are all products of the needs of the times, at that time, the country was in a mess, and it was always necessary to create some heroic images to guide people to goodness, in that era, the appearance of Lei Feng and Lai Ning did work, which is a good thing for the country and society, of course, now that the domestic situation is stable, it doesn't matter if you take it out and ridicule it." As long as people are good in their hearts, it doesn't matter if they have heroic models or not. ”

After saying this, Shangguan Nengren scratched his head: "Huh? Why do I know this nonsense? ”

"Because you're a mess." Xu Jingru walked over, hooked the arm of the competent person with one hand, and said, "Let's go!" It's my turn to accompany you today. ”

"Be gentle, it hurts."

Women: "......"

After getting into the car, Shangguan asked, "Where are you going?" ”

"Go to KTV!"

In the KTV song hall one kilometer away from North China No. 1 Middle School, Shangguan Nengren parked the car in front of the door and walked in with Xu Jingru.

A roast duck. Two stir-fries, two bottles of beer, all bought halfway through.

Walking into the box, Shangguan saw two couches. Placed at right angles, there is a coffee table in the connecting space.

Xu Jingru put the roast duck and stir-fried vegetables on the coffee table, and said to the waiter who followed up: "It's none of your business, go out!" ”

The waiter had a hint of helplessness on his face. Withdrew.

Seeing this scene, Shangsheng people had an extremely strong sense of immediacy, as if they had encountered this scene before.

Set up the food. Xu Jingru bit the cap of the bottle with her teeth and said to the senses: "Feel free to do whatever you want." ”

"Uh...... Good. With a confused look on his face, Shangguan subconsciously picked up another bottle of beer, and with a thumbs-up, the cap was opened.

Xu Jingru's eyes lit up and said with a smile: "There are two strokes, and the strength of the fingers is not easy to practice." ”

"Blind practice." Shangguan Neng laughed dryly, and suddenly froze, this ...... The scene just now...... It's familiar, too.

Seeing the reaction of the competent person, Xu Jingru said: "What should you say next: Sister, I see that your complexion is not very good, and you have not been comfortable recently?" ”

Boom -

A stream of memory fragments filled his brain, and the temples of the competent man jumped violently, his hands covered his head, his face was full of pain, and cold sweat was dripping.

Xu Jingru immediately wrapped the Shangguan person in her arms: "Does it hurt?" Don't think about it if it hurts. ”

In Xu Jingru's slightly anxious voice of concern, the headache of the Shangshangren gradually eased, and a memory that was much cleaner than yesterday precipitated in his mind, although there was a very serious loss of frames, but several complete pictures could already be seen.

"It's okay...... Shangguan took a breath, wiped the cold sweat on his face, and smiled: "I'm fine." ”

Seeing that the competent person seemed to be really fine, Xu Jingru breathed a sigh of relief, and then went to the upper functional person's thigh and said, "Pluck out my ears for me." ”

"Uh......" Shangguan was stunned again, subconsciously touching his pocket, but nothing: "What's that...... I didn't bring an ear pick. ”

"I'll take it!" Xu Jingru took out a bunch of keys from her trouser pocket, and there was an ear scoop on it: "Here you go." ”

"Oh, oh." Shangguan Nengren took the ear picker, looked at Xu Jingru's ears and eyes, and took out some earwax little by little with the ear picker, and the earwax was knocked on the coffee table, and it was quickly cleaned up.

"Alright." The upper senses are humane.

"Hmm." Xu Jingru sat up, patted her thigh, and said, "Lie here, I'll dig it out for you." ”

"No need!" Shangguan said: "I don't seem to have ear wax in my ears." ”

Xu Jingru frowned: "If you let you lie down, you will lie down, what so much nonsense!" ”

Shangguan was speechless, lay down on his side, rested his head on Xu Jingru's thigh, and closed his eyes.

Xu Jingru took the ear scoop and looked at the ears and eyes of the competent person for a long time, but there was no movement in her hand at all, just like this, for half a minute, Xu Jingru patted the competent person on the shoulder: "Turn around, change that way." ”

"I said no." Shangguan people are very depressed, maybe it is the relationship of the success of the tribulation, although Shangguan people will still be stained with dirt, they will also eat and drink Lazar like ordinary people. Sweat and tears, but the body seems to have an automatic purification ability, whenever you fall asleep, it will automatically filter out the impurities in the body, or under the subjective will of the competent person, the body will filter the impurities at any time to keep the body clean, so there is no eye droppings in the eyes, no nose in the nose, and no earwax in the ears. It's very clean, Xu Jingru can't take out anything at all.

"Turn around and talk about it." Xu Jingru said impatiently.

Shangguan was helpless, so he could only turn around and show the other ear, but in this way, he faced Xu Jingru's lower abdomen, and the aroma of a mature woman came to his face, and Shangguan was a little dry.

Xu Jingru looked at the ear of the competent person again, and sure enough, there was nothing in it, it was as clean as a 3D image.

Reluctantly, he threw the key on the coffee table. was about to speak, but when he saw the competent person in estrus, he couldn't help but pull the competent person into his arms and hugged him tightly. The beautiful eyes looked at the competent person in a daze, and the slightly rough hand was placed on the competent person's face, and gently rubbed: "Brother, do you want to fuck my sister?" ”

It's another scene with a very strong sense of immediacy. But the process that followed changed from the original 'history'.

Shangguan lowered his head and kissed Xu Jingru on the lips, and his hands were not honest. One hand raged on Xu Jingru's chest, and the other reached into the waistband of her pants.

Xu Jingru was slightly startled, but her mature body couldn't withstand such teasing, and soon fell into a wave of emotions: "Brother...... Go and lock the door......" The last shred of reason made Xu Jingru say the above words.

Although Shangguan Nengren couldn't wait, he also knew the severity, let go of Xu Jingru temporarily, walked to the door in three or two steps, locked the door from the inside, and then came back to hug Xu Jingru.

After more than an hour, Shangguan sat on the sofa, Xu Jingru knelt on his lap, the full twin peaks pressed on Shangguan's face, holding the back of his neck with both hands, his whole body was surging with emotion, and he was panting.

Shangguan Nengren's hand was placed on Xu Jingru's plump buttocks, and he couldn't put it down wantonly, and at the same time, a wave of mana stirred, a huge water balloon was formed, and after heating, the bodies of the two were wrapped in, and after a moment of cleaning, the water balloon dispersed, and the two of them were unusually clean all over their bodies.

"Sister Jingru, get dressed!" Shangguan Nengren held a red grape in his mouth and said indistinctly.

"......" Xu Jingru smashed a fist on the stomach of the competent person: "Let go!" ”

……

After leaving the KTV, Shangguan Nengren sat in the car and asked, "Sister Jingru, where are you going next?" ”

Xu Jingru gathered the hair around her ears and said, "My family." ”

"How to get there?"

"Ahead."

Ten minutes later, Shangguan walked into the house with Xu Jingru, a small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room, and a huge artistic photo of Xu Jingru's tiger stripe bikini hung in the center of the living room.

Seeing these, Shangfunctional people still have a strong sense of immediacy.

"Let's take a shower!"

"What are you looking at?" Xu Jingru took off the sweater on her body, revealing the red underwear inside.

Seeing Xu Jingru so hot, Shangguan was able to swallow his saliva: "I didn't see anything." ”

Xu Jingru looked at him and said lightly: "Go take a bath!" ”

"Huh!?"

This...... It's also a very strong sense of immediacy.

"But...... Didn't you just finish washing it at KTV? ”

"Do you wash it?" Xu Jingru's willow eyebrows were upside down, and her whole body exuded a cold murderous aura.

Competent man: "......"

In the small bathroom, Shangguan had just taken off his clothes and was rinsing his body with a shower, but he heard the sliding door of the bathroom being opened, and Xu Jingru walked in naked.

Shangguan Nengren almost sprayed a nosebleed, and he was furious for a while: "You...... How did you get in? ”

Xu Jingru said as a matter of course: "The two of them wash faster." ”

After speaking, he walked behind Shangguan Nengren, hugged him, and stroked her chest and lower abdomen with both hands: "Do you want me to help you rub your back?" ”

"This ......"

"Don't be ashamed, you men don't pay attention to personal hygiene, but when you have gynecological diseases, it is us women who suffer."

These words once again made Shangguan Nengren feel familiar and thoughtful.

Xu Jingru glanced at him, quietly took off a bath towel from the wall hook, reached in with her hand, and rubbed it behind the back of the competent person, but after rubbing it for a long time, she didn't see any dirt.

"I didn't see it, you still heard it clean, did you take a shower before you came?"

Shangguan was stunned again, really...... It's familiar.

Xu Jingru said lightly: "You should say: No, I take a bath every day, and my body is naturally clean." "I ......"

Xu Jingru said again: "If that's the case, then help me rub my back!" ”

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took the bath towel from Xu Jingru's hand, and the competent person used a shower to wet Xu Jingru's body, and his hand drilled into the bath towel, and rubbed it behind Xu Jingru's back with moderate strength.

Just after taking a shower at KTV, how can there be mud and dirt!

When Shangguan was in a daze, Xu Jingru asked, "Okay?" ”

"Uh...... All right. The competent man replied subconsciously.

"Hmm." Xu Jingru took out a bottle of shower gel, turned around and handed it to the competent person, and said with a burning gaze: "Help me apply it." ”

"......" Xu Jingru was facing him at this time, with a full breast, a slender waist, and a round ......

Shangguan was in a daze, squeezed the shower gel in the palm of his hand, rubbed his hands, put one hand on Xu Jingru's chest, and put the other hand on her back, sliding it regularly.

After a long time, Shangguan Nengren suddenly felt that his lower body was caught, and when he looked down, he saw Xu Jingru's hand holding him tightly and pinching it very hard.

"Hiss~~~~" The competent person gasped: "Tap ......"

"You bad guy! It's you...... It's the last time you made me hurt so much! I'm going to get revenge today! Double! Thrice! Fourfold! Fivefold revenge! ”

Hearing Xu Jingru's words, Shangguan Nengren's brain thundered again, countless memory fragments surged out, and the severe headache made Shangguan Nengren hold his head in his hands, lean on the toilet, and sweat coldly.

Xu Jingru immediately hugged the competent person: "Don't think about it, don't think about it, just recover slowly, don't think about it too much." ”

After a long time, the headache of the competent person was relieved a lot, and the incoherent picture was precipitated in the mind of the competent person.

Shangguan Nengren sighed and hugged Xu Jingru tightly: "Sister Jingru...... I...... I seem to remember a lot of things. ”

"Is it ......" Xu Jingru spread her legs apart, straddled the thighs of the competent people, and grinded her body tightly together: "Then remember what happened here that day?" ”

"If I'm not mistaken...... Shangguan's lower body was instantly as hard as iron, piercing into Xu Jingru's body, Xu Jingru suddenly hummed with satisfaction, Shangguan's person picked up the shower and rinsed off the bath liquid on the two of them: "At that time, we had a fight here, and finally ...... You're crying. ”

"Wow-" Xu Jingru cried bitterly.

(There is a shift in the early morning, ask for a monthly pass, ask for a recommendation ticket, and give it all you can!) The taste of running naked is really uncomfortable) (to be continued......)