(There is a kind of ticket called Sanjiang ticket, and there is a desire called want Sanjiang ticket, okay!) It's up to you! )

A thin figure squeezed in through the door. The man crept into the living room, knowing that there was no one at home, but he was careful not to make any noise.

Syllable! A faint flashlight lit up and quickly swept towards the objects in the room.

At the moment when the light turned on, a slap the size of a fan covered the thin man's mouth from behind, and gently took him into his arms.

"If you don't want to die, don't move!" Ling Qingfeng did not show his figure, but hid behind the man, and said in the man's ear in a low voice.

The thin man was startled at first, struggled twice, and suddenly felt like his neck was entangled by a prehistoric python, and he was about to suffocate.

"Call your accomplices in!" Ling Qingfeng grabbed his neck and lifted the thin man off the ground with a slight lift.

The thin black shadow was strangled and rolled his eyes, his face was red with a breath, and his hands desperately begged for mercy.

Syllable! Ling Qingfeng threw him to the ground, still hidden in the darkness, but stretched out an arm and pointed at the door.

The thin man couldn't see his opponent in the darkness clearly, and his brain spun fast while gasping for breath.

"This man is not a policeman! But it's not like it's a person in this family, is it a peer? Don't care, call the big guy in and kill him! Damn, I'm going to strangle Lao Tzu! The skinny man crawled to the door and whistled outside.

Chirping! The door was unceremoniously opened from the outside, and a bloated and fat body blocked the door, and when he saw the thin monkey lying on the ground, the fat man immediately glanced at him, and retreated backwards without saying a word.

Where would Ling Qingfeng let him slip away, and under the rapid rush of his body, he rushed in front of the other party in two steps, and slammed his fist into the fat guy's abdomen.

"Wow!" The force of this punch is not at all something that ordinary people can bear, even though the fat guy has a sponge-like belly and has removed a lot of strength, but at this time, he also feels like the stomach is overturned, and it is extremely uncomfortable.

Ling Qingfeng didn't care what he felt, he grabbed the back of this fat guy's neck and dragged it, bang! The body weighing more than two hundred pounds smashed heavily on the thin monkey.

"What's wrong?" The man downstairs who was watching the wind heard the movement and leaned out of the darkness to look out.

Ling Qingfeng walked to the gate, stretched out an arm, gestured twice, and motioned for him to come up.

The man at the staircase was stunned for a moment, and actually walked over stupidly, and when he entered the door, Ling Qingfeng pinched his neck, and smashed his tears and snot all down with a punch.

It's no wonder that this person was fooled, Ling Qingfeng's outstretched arm was almost the same thickness as the fat guy who came in just now, and it was dark and couldn't see clearly, where would he think of fraud.

The trio of thieves were all thrown into the house, and Ling Qingfeng sat on the sofa with a golden knife, learning from his father's usual cold appearance, holding his chin with his hands crossed, and looking coldly at the three people on the floor.

"Ouch! My bones are broken! The thin monkey crushed at the bottom made an unpleasant scream.

The fat guy was also not happy, holding his lower abdomen, he couldn't get up for a long time, his whole body was sweating profusely, and it seemed that the punch was very useful.

Through the faint light through the window, Ling Qingfeng glanced at the three guys on the floor, they were actually very familiar, and he was happy all of a sudden, aren't these fat guys and thin monkeys the ones who asked for their ID cards at the door of KFC? That fat man looks quite like Jin San Fat! "Do you know who I am?" Ling Qingfeng deliberately smiled in a very familiar tone.

The next moment, all three of them acted in the same way, buried their faces on the floor, pouted their buttocks, and replied in unison: "We don't know which one you are, and we don't want to know!" Please raise your hand and let us go! ”

These three thieves must have been taught by the same master, and the rivers and lakes are quite fine, knowing that when they meet the black, they will eat the black, and they will point to other people's faces, that is a dead word, and if you don't look at it, there may be a way to live.

can quietly put them all on the ground, they know that they can't afford to provoke this kind of ruthless character, if they have the courage to work hard, they won't do this technical work to break through the empty door, and they will go to rob the bank long ago!

"Leave you alone? You're sneaking in to steal something, huh? Or do you want to steal incense and jade? Ling Qingfeng saw that these three guys didn't dare to resist at all, and he couldn't show any interest, so he asked casually.

The thin monkey snorted softly in his nose, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to say anything.

"What do you want to say? If there's a fart, let it go! Ling Qingfeng deliberately said in a thick voice.

The thin monkey buried his face low, coughed lightly first, and then said: "Good man, the three of us are all exquisite craftsmen, and the master taught us when we started, only stealing things, not committing adultery, not robbing, and not hurting people!" We were optimistic that no one would open the lock in the house.

"Oh? You thieves still have so many rules? What if you steal something and bump into someone in the house? Is it like now, pouting and holding your hands tight? Ling Qingfeng felt that these three people were a little interesting, and asked curiously.

When he heard this, the Jin San fat person lying on the floor stiffened, as if he wanted to make a move.

The thin monkey and the other person dragged him to death, and the thin monkey hurriedly replied: "If we meet the master at home, it means that we are not good at learning and unlucky, so we will compensate him and leave!" More is better than less, and ordinary people will not keep us. ”

"I don't believe you're so kind, by the way, what do you want my ID for?" Ling Qingfeng suddenly changed his words and asked.

The three of them were stunned when they heard this, and at the same time they looked up and saw Ling Qingfeng sitting on the sofa.

When the thin monkey saw that the person sitting in front of him was actually the fat man he met on the street last time, his heart suddenly ignited. With a confused head, he used his hands and feet at the same time, got up from the floor, pointed at Ling Qingfeng viciously, gritted his teeth and said, "Dead fat man, you are actually making trouble!" If Lao Tzu doesn't blow your head today, Lao Tzu won't have the surname Hou! ”

Jin Sanpang also stood up from the ground, but he didn't open his mouth unexpectedly, but looked at the guy opposite who had the same bloated figure as himself with some doubts.

Ling Qingfeng didn't say anything, smiled and picked up a metal soup spoon from the dining table next to him, rubbed his fat five fingers and pinched it, and twisted the stainless steel soup spoon into a twist in front of the three of them.

The thin monkey stayed in place all of a sudden, staring at Ling Qingfeng with blank eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice.

Jin Sanpang suddenly fell to his knees with a thud, his whole body trembled, and cold sweat flowed down his cheeks drop by drop, more than a hundred times more respectful than his appearance just now.

The man who looked at the wind was so frightened that he trembled directly, and fell to the floor again.

"What's your last name to me! Say, what do you want my ID card for? You are thieves, and you should have stolen a lot of ID cards! If you can't tell, I'll screw your heads off and kick them as balls! Ling Qingfeng said with a smile.

Jin Sanpang lay motionless on the ground, and replied without raising his head: "A good man spares his life!" In fact, I saw that the two of us were about the same size that day, and I wanted to borrow your ID card for my own use, and multiple identities were not easy to be caught by the public security! I really didn't mean to, you must know that it is you, lend me 3,000 guts, I don't dare to fight your idea! ”

"So polite? Do I know you well? Or rather, you know me! Ling Qingfeng's heart moved, and he guessed the reason why this fat man was so afraid of himself.

Before Jin Sanpang could speak, the thin monkey jumped up violently, waved his hand again and again, and said, "No, no!" We don't know you! We've never seen you before! You're going to be a fart and let us go! ”

This thing is talking and talking, but he is already crying, and even he doesn't believe it, the other party will let them go.

Ling Qingfeng sighed secretly, these three people seemed to really recognize themselves, but they didn't expect that even this kind of thief already knew about it, it seemed that the rumors outside were really unusual.

"Now that you know who I am, be honest, and answer whatever I ask, understand?" After Ling Qingfeng said viciously, he added: "Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I won't kill you!" I don't want to have more corpses in the room, it smells so bad! Right? ”

"Yes, yes! That's right! You just ask, we can say what we know! "The thin monkey saw the dawn of life, and of course he promised and didn't dare to miss it.

Ling Qingfeng asked, "How did you know about me?" What's going on out there? Tell me about it? ”

The thin monkey just wanted to speak, but was pushed aside by Jin Sanfat, and he hurriedly replied: "Boss! You're my idol! Now the entire Beijing division is rumored that there is a fat man with martial arts who is famous for his martial arts, and he is one enemy with hundreds, no, he is one enemy with hundreds, and he took the head of the general in the chaotic army, and killed Sun Renyi, the most fierce gangster in the whole Beijing division, with his own hands! It's a great event! From the first second I heard the news, I made you my idol, you are the leader of our fat world, I am really, really excited to meet you! ”

This Jin Sanpang blushed as he spoke, looking really excited and happy!

"Am I that famous? And then what? Ling Qingfeng was a little embarrassed by his praise, mainly because he hadn't seen anyone in the past few days, and he was finally able to say a few words to someone, and he felt a little different from usual.

"And then? Then the black and white of the whole capital are looking for you! They offered a 500,000 bonus, and as long as they could provide your news, they would reward 500,000 yuan! Jin Sanpang said with a demented face.

"I heard that the whole city has been under martial law in the past few days, the train station, airport, and subway are all the eyes of the police, and all the entertainment venues have been confessed by the characters of the rivers and lakes. A lot of fat people don't dare to go out these days! What a god you are! Such a net can't catch you! Awesome! The thin monkey grabbed the conversation.

Ling Qingfeng was overjoyed and surprised when he heard this, happy that if his father didn't talk nonsense, fortunately he would be able to recover his original appearance in a few more hours, and he was surprised that he was hiding in Zhang Biyue's house, if he went out to hang around twice, he was afraid that he would have been eaten in black and white and there would be no scum left.

"Where, you're still the best, and even I'm not found by you?" Ling Qingfeng said with a smile.

As soon as these words came out, the thin monkey and Jin San Fat were all frightened and pale, they were not stupid, even with their knees, they could think that this fat master's hiding was so secretive, he was actually bumped into by the three of them, in the name of his ferocity, he was afraid that three small lives would be lost.