There are strange things every year, and there seem to be a lot of them this year, and all the strange things have happened to Gu Feng.

"Thunder Hall Master!" Gu Feng snorted.

"What, have you opened your meal?" Lei Ri's eyes finally moved, and then he woke up, and opened his mouth to say this.

When he saw Gu Feng standing in front of him, his head suddenly woke up, and he sat up suddenly, and his face suddenly showed an expression as if he had seen a ghost, "Surnamed Gu, you, what do you want to do?" ”

"What would you do if I said I was here to send you on your way?" Gu Feng said gloomily.

"I, I, I, I" The fear on Lei Ri's face was even worse, and the whole person trembled, and finally said in a dejected manner: "Then what else can I do but obediently go on the road?" Surnamed Gu, please act smartly, don't let me suffer too much. ”

"Haha!" Gu Feng laughed out loud, then sat down on the side of his bed and said, "I thought you didn't know what to do, but it turns out that you are still a little self-aware!" What do you think? I couldn't sleep, I thought that you were hospitalized here, so I asked you to talk to me? ”

Lei Ri looked at Gu Feng in disbelief, and asked in a trembling voice: "You, you're not here to ask for my life?" ”

"Nonsense, do I want your life and still babble with you so much? You've already gone to report to King Yama! Gu Feng sneered.

Lei Ri stopped squeaking.

"What? It's kind of arguing at me, but you don't have the courage to talk to me! Gu Feng asked with a sneer.

"Who said I didn't!" Lei Ri said unconvinced, and then frowned: "There are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and there are not more than half a sentence of speculation, the two of us are obviously not on the same road, and with my level, I really can't think of anything to talk about with you!" ”

"Let's talk about something, I'm too idle to sleep anyway!" Gu Feng said boringly.

If you can't sleep, you won't take a plane, why are you bothering me here, don't you know that affecting other people's rest is tantamount to making money and killing people? Lei Ri really wanted to spray him like this, but he was thrown twice in a row, his bones were softened, and his mouth naturally couldn't get hard.

"Lei Hall Master, I fell you twice, don't you hate me?" Gu Feng didn't open any pot to mention.

"I hate it, but can I beat you?" Lei Ri said sullenly.

"Haha, I love to hear what you say!" Gu Feng seemed to deliberately stimulate him.

Lei Ri was a little annoyed when he heard this, "The surname is Gu, if you are really bored, I can borrow you two hundred yuan, you go to the street to find a chicken to vent, I will never report you to the eldest lady, but don't come here to stimulate me, the wound on my body is not healed, and the crushed self-esteem is still torn apart!" ”

Gu Feng's eyes widened when he heard this, this Lei Hall Master spoke very well, and raised his eyebrows lightly: "Oh? So squeamish? I don't think I'm trying too hard! ”

"Hmph, don't think it's so great, the injury I mean wasn't given to me by you, but left to me by those chicks last night! Who do you think you are, even if you can hurt my people, you can't break my heart! Lei Ri said angrily.

"How many chicks?" Gu Feng looked him up and down, with a very suspicious look on his face.

"What? Do you doubt Lao Tzu's ability? Lei Ri's face was a little red, but he didn't forget to brag in his mouth, "I was here last night, and Lao Tzu used one enemy and five to play uniforms, and he made those girls weak in their hands and feet, and their limbs were weak and crying dad and mother."

"Lei Hall Master, I'm sorry to interrupt you, what is the Uniform Training?" Gu Feng asked.

Lei Ri glanced at Gu Feng up and down, and said sarcastically: "As soon as Lao Tzu's eyes opened, he knew that you were an old hat, okay, I'll teach you, uniform training is to teach girls in work clothes, flight attendants, nurses, teachers, white-collar workers, etc., etc., understand?" ”

"Got it!" Gu Feng nodded stunnedly, and then said, "You continue!" ”

Lei Ri opened his mouth, stopped and asked, "Where did I just go?" ”

"You said that you made those girls weak in their hands and feet, weak in their limbs, crying dad and calling mother!"

"Yes, yes? Did I say so many idioms? God, I'm so talented! Lei Ri was self-absorbed for a moment before he continued: "The surname is Gu, you don't know, last night Lao Tzu was so heroic when he faced five girls in nurse clothes alone, he had been fighting until the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dull, and the Lan Mei Lan Hall Master who was standing on the sidelines watching the battle was stunned!" ”

"Oh?" Gu Feng raised his eyebrows, with a questioning expression on his face.

"What? You don't believe it? Do you want me to call the Blue Hall Lord to confront him? Lei Ri's heart was very empty, but the tone of his expression was so realistic, and he even took out his mobile phone, as if Gu Feng really didn't believe it, he immediately called Lan Mei.

"Hehe, to verify whether you have blown water, you don't need to be so excited. I'll just have to give you a pulse! Gu Feng said and pinched his pulse with one hand.

Lei Ri watched Gu Feng's claws stretch out towards him, but he didn't dodge, because he knew that he would never be able to dodge, in fact, how did he know that the current Gu Feng was as weak as him, if he really wanted to hide and really dodged, he would definitely be able to dodge, but he had already been frightened by Gu Feng's terrifying ability, so he could only watch Gu Feng clamp his wrist.

It seems that Gu Feng really took Lei Ri's pulse, his three fingers were on Lei Ri's wrist, and he quietly closed his eyes, but Lei Ri didn't dare to take it lightly at all, on the contrary, he was quite frightened, because he knew that this was not as good as his uncle's ability, if he liked it, his hand bones could be crushed at any time, so at this time, he didn't want to worry a lot.

A few minutes passed, and what Lei Ri was worried about didn't happen, and Gu Feng let go of his hand very kindly.

"Master Lei Hall, you are a bit big with this bull, I look at your pulse, it is obviously a weak kidney and premature ejaculation, can you fight five with one? Hehe~~~" Gu Feng said to the end, and the rest of the words were replaced by a smile.

"You are weak, you are kidney deficiency, you are premature ejaculation, your whole family is weak and kidney deficiency is prematurely ejaculation! I'll find it for the Blue Hall Master!" Lei Ri said angrily and ashamedly, picked up the mobile phone and pressed a few numbers, but he stopped halfway through, but it was not that he didn't dare, but there was no need, to prove his ability, he had a better way, picked up the mobile phone and pressed it a few times, threw it in front of Gu Feng and said, "Look for yourself!" ”

Gu Feng hasn't picked it up yet, there is already a sound of chaos on the phone, pick it up and take a look, the picture on the screen is even more unsightly, but Lei Ri really didn't lie, he really fought with one against five, and he fought vividly!

"Lei Hall Master, you are too ridiculous!" While reprimanding Lei Ri, Gu Feng did not forget to judge the video recorded in the mobile phone with a concentrated gaze.

"Hmph, you believe it this time!" Lei Ri is not ashamed of being ridiculous, but is proud of the group, and his face is colorful.

"Hall Master Lei, are these really the nurses of the hospital?" Gu Feng asked.

"If you have money, even ghosts can be invited to grind, let alone a few nurses!" Lei Ri said cheekily.

"That's right!" Gu Feng nodded, and said lightly: "It's impossible to have no money, but it's not omnipotent to have money, the nurses in this video are all skilled and professional, and they are wearing high heels with red nails and thick clothes on their faces, you want me to believe that they are the nurses of the hospital, Master Lei, do you treat me as a three-year-old child?" ”

Lei Ri's face was embarrassed at once, and it took a while before he said: "Your dog's eyes are really poisonous, these are indeed not hospital nurses, they are a few top brands under the master of Lan Mei Hall, hehe, surnamed Gu, you don't know if you don't try, try to ensure that you are startled, these stunners are really sperm-sucking banshees, fortunately, my Lei Ri is strong enough to fight and strong enough, otherwise it is really a bit difficult to fight against five!" ”

"Oh, really?" Gu Feng asked perfunctorily, and looked upside down at the video screen, as if he hadn't seen other people's live performances.

"Okay, okay, have you seen enough, give it back to me when you've seen enough!" Lei Ri shouted and was about to reach out to grab the mobile phone in Gu Feng's hand, but his hand retracted as if he was electrocuted halfway through, because he came into contact with Gu Feng's slightly sinking look, if he remembered correctly, Gu Feng's face changed so slightly every time he fell on him, so even if he gave him a water tank, he didn't dare to make a mistake!

"This is the evidence of your guilt, I confiscate it!" Gu Feng raised Yang Leiri's mobile phone, and then said: "I want to take it out from time to time to take a look, take a look, and always be vigilant to myself, I must not be as ** and depraved as you." ”