"Xiaoman, where did you die! Let's chop the firewood soon! I was waiting to boil the medicine, but in a blink of an eye, I found that there was no firewood at all, what is the matter! The typhoid fever of the main family is not yet well, if you blame it for the delay of a bowl of medicine, the old lady will pick up your skin first! ”

The middle-aged woman's voice was sharp and piercing, shaking the whole yard.

Xie Xiaoman, who was still asleep, frowned irritably, muttered twice, and then met Zhou Gong.

The door of the bedroom was kicked open, and the dazzling sunlight poured in, which was really dreamy.

"Good! You shameless thing, you're still sleeping three poles in the morning, and you haven't done half of your previous work! No wonder the yard is full of chaos! Xie Xiaoman, who do you think you are, and what do you mean by not working? Looking for death? ”

Listening to the loud voice in his ears, Xie Xiaoman opened his eyes, yawned lazily, and squinted a few times.

This middle-aged woman's surname is Wang, because she is older and has been in the house for a longer time, so everyone in the courtyard respectfully calls her Aunt Wang.

This aunt Wang is about forty years old, and the most famous thing in her whole body is her signature voice, which can shout earth-shattering with one voice, and she can hear it clearly on the hillside five miles away.

However, when she saw the main family, Aunt Wang's voice suddenly became delicate and tactful, and she lowered her voice, creating an image of an innocent and ignorant middle-aged woman, a typical two-faced and three-faced.

From childhood to adulthood, Xie Xiaoman was tossed by Aunt Wang, and all the heavy work was arranged for himself at the suggestion of Aunt Wang.

As soon as he thought of this, Xie Xiaoman secretly gritted his teeth. The people in this house are really inhumane, especially this aunt Wang. His identity, no matter how to say it, is also the blood of the Xie family, although there are some problems in the brain, but after all, he is also the main family. was arranged in this courtyard to let this subordinate take care of them, but these people are so good that they dare to treat themselves as coolies! Do you really think you're an idiot?

"Xie Xiaoman, say it yourself, are you looking for death!"

Aunt Wang's voice like a knife cutting through the wall struck again, and Xie Xiaoman was not in a hurry, he already had a plan in his heart.

Sitting up lazily, Xie Xiaoman stretched his waist, didn't talk to Aunt Wang, put on his coat by himself, and walked out.

Although she obviously felt that Xie Xiaoman was a little different today, Aunt Wang was used to squeaking and screaming, and at this time she was still following Xie Xiaoman's buttocks, counting step by step: "What kind of attitude do you have?" Do you think this thing is so good? I'll tell you Xie Xiaoman, don't think you're something. If you want to chop wood, you will chop firewood well, otherwise I will starve you for two days to see if you are obedient! ”

Facing Aunt Wang's chatter, Xie Xiaoman only thought that there were 10,000 flies screaming in his ears, and he didn't answer with a smile.

Turning the corner, he came to the firewood room, Xie Xiaoman looked at the axe stuck in the stake and smiled, stepped forward and pulled it out, carried it on his shoulder, and looked at Aunt Wang with a smile.

"I usually give you food and drink, and you are still not satisfied? Don't really think that you are the master of the Xie family, the fact that people locked you up in this courtyard already explains everything. There is a fool in the big family, who is not ashamed? It was already your blessing not to throw you into the river and drown? Which of us people isn't good enough for you? Are you still not satisfied? Feed! What does it mean that you take an axe and chop wood well, and look at me happy? Yes! You...... Help me! Kill! ”

In an instant, Aunt Wang's chatter turned into a howl. As for the reason, of course, it is because Xie Xiaoman is not chopping wood, but chopping people.

The heavy axe cut a beautiful arc in the air, and fell fiercely at Aunt Wang's chest.

Aunt Wang was frightened by the six gods, and after screaming in her throat, she fainted suddenly before she even had time to run.

Xie Xiaoman stopped the trend of the axe falling, put it on his shoulder again, stepped on the stake, and looked at Aunt Wang who fainted on the ground with some boredom.

"Cut, it's so easy to get dizzy, it's really boring." Xie Xiaoman rolled his eyes.

"Murder! Kill! Xie Xiaoman is murderous! ”

In the distance, a servant woman who heard Aunt Wang's howl came over, and after seeing the scene in front of her, she screamed and ran away.

Xie Xiaoman sneered, and he was not in a hurry to clear up the relationship, he picked up the wood casually, and actually started to chop firewood.

Slap, slap, smack-

This body is not useless, at least so many years of experience in doing heavy work, so that this body is not like an ordinary little lady of the scholar clan will fall down.

I have never liked those ancient sayings that are clinging to each other, you and me, lingering and compassionate, but fortunately I am not dressed as sick and crooked, I can sing and dance, and the most worrying thing every day is to choose which man to be the heroine of my husband.

Although she Xie Xiaoman is not a feminist who squeaks and screams all day long, she is definitely not a big who thinks about handsome guys all day long.

Chopping firewood is a good thing to exercise, but chopping firewood under the orders of others, Xie Xiaoman is absolutely dissatisfied.

Her personality is a little twisted, and she is going backwards without leaving. The master is comfortable to serve, and the master is on the knife mountain and the oil pot is completed. If someone dares to dictate in front of me, even if I don't hack you to death, I have to scare you to death first!

The axe fell, and there was a crisp snap, and another piece of wood was split by Xie Xiaoman.

"Xie Xiaoman! Put down the axe in your hand! ”

The servant woman brought in to help, and several adult strong men stared at him with cautious expressions, because they were afraid of the axe in their hands, and did not dare to step forward easily.

Aunt Wang, who was stunned, was still at her feet, and looking at the appearance of those strong men, it was clear that there was a bit of "you have been surrounded" and the Hong Kong policemen who were bound because of the hostages.

Xie Xiaoman laughed, didn't bother to confront them, threw the axe casually, and went away.

Leaving a circle of people next to the firewood room looking at each other.

I walked to the room with a familiar car, but there was no one in the room, and it was estimated that they were all attracted to the firewood room by a farce just now, maybe they were saving Aunt Wang now.

No one is better.

Xie Xiaoman shrugged his shoulders and rummaged around to get himself some breakfast.

I ate a boiled egg with a bowl of bean porridge, and felt that there was nothing salty, so I cut two slices of bacon for myself to eat.

When the people looking for her entered the door, Xie Xiaoman had already eaten a heart.

"Xie Xiaoman, you ...... What the hell are you going to do! The strong men who had just let themselves lay down their weapons were dumbfounded, completely unable to understand what the situation was.

Xie Xiaoman pointed to his brain and said with a smile: "I'm a fool, you ask me, who do I ask?" ”

After that, Xie Xiaoman took a pear casually, took a bite, and staggered back to the room.