Yang Qiong decided to get drunk tonight and ask Xu Jianchuan to send him back to his residence, in front of so many people, he dared not to send himself.

As long as he sends himself back, she has a way to do something about him.

Yang Qiong was sure that Xu Jianchuan should understand the reason, the lonely man and the widow were in the same room at night, if he didn't comply, she would shout indecent and burn the jade with him; If he follows himself, he will be happy physically and mentally, and his career will be fully supported. She didn't believe that the two completely different results were there, and he would still give himself a hard time.

all thought that Yang Qiong had an interest in drinking, but no one thought that her interest in drinking was only on the surface, and the real purpose hidden behind the drinking interest was to hunt Xu Jianchuan.

Yang Qiong's behavior is very different from her usual image, and the people at the table can also see some clues, but no one thought that Yang Qiong, as the county magistrate, would deliberately disguise herself.

It can be seen that any person, no matter what kind of occasion, as long as there is a big abnormal behavior, he must be planning a big deed in his heart.

The county magistrate Yang called Manshang, regardless of men and women, the Lafite in the cup was full, without exception, the county magistrate led by example, who dared not to follow, he must have found a way out and was not in the mixed system.

Grassroots cadres, men and women, who don't know how to drink a few glasses, since they can drink a few glasses, they will naturally not hide the amount of alcohol when they accompany the county magistrate when they drink, and they will inevitably do their best to accompany them.

What's more, it is Chu Yunfei who eats, although he has never drunk Lafite, but the price of Lafite is also a little known, at this time, who doesn't think that even if he can't drink it, he will have to drink two more cups desperately, even if he can't drink Chu Yunfei poorly, even if he drinks two more cups, even if he is disgusting Chu Yunfei.

Poor Lafite, a drop of Lafite, a liquid that is more expensive than dozens of drops of blood, just poured into a goblet full of it, drunk in front of beer and drinks, and used to bloat the stomach.

Lafite is a world-famous wine. Everyone is beautiful, the wine is fragrant, the wine is mellow and delicious, the quality is incomparable, drinking Lafite is not drinking beer, beverages, there is a unique way to drink Lafite.

Just like in movies and television. Wealthy aristocrats held family gatherings, a group of high-class gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, men in suits and leather shoes, women in waistcoats and long skirts, holding goblets in their hands, polite, they are not drinking Lafite, but enjoying life and tasting Lafite.

But now it's a group of people at the bottom of the system, with a goblet full of Lafite. Raising his face and stretching his neck to be reckless and gluttonous, he is not tasting Lafite at all, but tyrannical things, Lafite is like a beautiful woman, and she has fallen into a group of thugs, and the scene is shocking.

Chu Yunfei was dumbfounded, these people were tasting Lafite, they were simply drinking beer and pouring mineral water into their mouths on a hot day.

He looked at Yang Qiong. looked stunned, is that still the county magistrate Yang Qiong? Usually so steady and reserved, majestic and cold. Why did you suddenly change to another person today?

If a person can have seventy-two changes like Sun Wukong, Chu Yunfei can make a judgment without careful distinction, Yang Qiong on the wine table is a monster change, fake and shoddy, it will not be Yang Qiong at all.

As the county magistrate, Yang Qiong is cold and majestic. Steady and reserved, high up, looking at everything, going alone, it is impossible to put down the county magistrate's shelf. mixed in a group of grassroots cadres, and fought with grassroots cadres to drink and go crazy.

Moreover, Yang Qiong was born in high society, and her moral sentiments, quality and taste are incompatible with the bottom of society, and the situation in front of her has never happened, and it is impossible to happen.

What's going on, Chu Yunfei can't understand Yang Qiong.

Chu Yunfei doesn't worry about money, the money is the second uncle's, the second uncle's money is earned by paving the way with money, no matter how much money is spent tonight, as long as Yang Qiong is happy, not only can he earn it back in the future, but he can also earn back countless times the amount of money spent tonight.

The second uncle is on the run, but it doesn't matter, Chu Yunfei has already listened to Director Yuan, the second uncle has no criminal behavior in the incident of handing over the appeal to Secretary Tian and stopping Secretary Tian's car, the unfavorable clues have been cut off, and the second uncle can no longer be found, as long as no one is watching, the second uncle should land safely.

No one paid attention to Chu Yunfei, Chu Yun was silent, although he was the east, he became an outsider who was not even a supporting role.

A table of people was drinking Lafite, a full goblet of Lafite, one by one with their faces stretched out their necks, the Adam's apple slid up and down, and Lafite poured into their stomachs, looking crazy.

Yang Qiong's white and tender face has long been red, it is undeniable that wine is a natural beauty liquid, and Lafite is wine, and it is no exception.

Yang Qiong put down the cup, a little drunk, no longer arrogant, her pretty face towards Deputy Secretary Li, and said with a smile: "Secretary Li, you work at the grassroots level, contact with the people, there are many jokes, right?" ”

Although Yang Qiong integrated into a table of people, Deputy Secretary Li still didn't dare to be presumptuous, after all, he was only a deputy section, Xu Jianchuan called the acting township chief to work, he smiled and looked at Qian Daming: "If you want to tell a joke, Secretary Qian has more than me!" ”

Qian Daming immediately shirked and said: "Secretary Li, you're welcome, you know a lot more jokes than me!" ”

Yang Qiong looked back at Qian Daming: "Chairman Qian, you can talk about one first, appreciate the elegance and vulgarity, and help the wine!" ”

Qian Daming has a joke, but Yang Qiong didn't dare to say it in front of him, seeing that Yang Qiong wanted to listen, he couldn't push it off, he only dared to say a general joke, he said: "Okay, I'll talk about one, but I will state first, if there is a violation, you can't catch it!" ”

Yang Qiong smiled slightly, the red and beautiful were even more brilliant, she didn't speak, which was equivalent to saying that if she was involved in pornography, it shouldn't matter if she played the side ball.

Only the secretary of Xiaoshan is a girl at a table, but everyone no longer treats Xiaoshan secretary as a girl, graduated from college, and graduated not only from the subject of the study, but also when she walks out of the university, who does not become a qualified woman, how to mix with society.

Therefore, the secretary of Xiaoshan should be a woman, a qualified woman, but she is just in the name of a girl.

The secretary of Xiaoshan works in the county-level organs, and the county leaders and section directors have to tell jokes, so they don't care that the secretary is next to them. Secretary Xiaoshan has to listen to it or not, and if he listens more, he naturally knows more than Yang Qiong, but he is just quiet, even if the leaders are playing jokes and ruining themselves, they just pretend to understand.

Now Qian Daming wants to tell a joke, Secretary Xiaodan's face is silent, in fact, she can't wait to have some excitement in her heart, the more the wine is open, the more you can drink a few more glasses, that is called cool!

Qian Daming wanted to tell a joke, and the table quieted down.

Qian Daming's eyes swept over a table of people, and he wanted to speak, but he didn't talk about it, so he sold it: "You can't laugh." If you want to laugh, I won't talk about it! ”

Yang Qiong couldn't wait: "Chairman Qian, just talk about it, if you don't laugh, you will be fined!" ”

Qian Daming stopped doing it and said, "That's not good." I tell jokes, everyone doesn't laugh, there is no merit and hard work, and the county magistrate Yang wants to punish wine, which is not fair! ”

"Okay, good, don't punish drinking, speak!" Yang Qiong actually gave in, this is not her style, it really looks like she is drunk.

Qian Daming told a joke. Actually, his joke is very simple.

There is a villager who has been farming for generations, and the family has never gone to school, so they married a daughter-in-law and returned home and gave birth to a son.

When the son came back from school, the daughter-in-law supervised the son's review of his homework, and the son was a little slack. If you don't hit or scold, a small group of people go crazy outside after school. Only the child in this family does not go out, or there is still a cry.

The grandson was strictly controlled by the daughter-in-law, and the grandfather loved his grandson, so he could only be in a hurry, and the daughter-in-law had already dropped the words, and the bamboo didn't care about one section. Grandpa is not allowed to ask about his grandson's study.

One day, the daughter-in-law supervised her son's homework, and someone called outside, and the daughter-in-law said yes and walked out of the door.

The grandfather hurriedly walked to his grandson's side and loved him. Good grandson, there are so many books in the world, I can't finish reading them at school or at home, I can read as much as I can, and go out to play!

My grandson didn't dare, and said, grandpa, if I don't study, my mother will beat me on the kneeling washboard!

Grandpa said, don't be afraid, she wants to beat you on the kneeling washboard, and grandpa kneels on it first!

The grandson said goodbye to grandpa and ran to the house like a fly.

The daughter-in-law walked into the house and glared at her father-in-law, who also realized that he quickly picked up the washboard and knelt on it.

The son walked in the door, saw his father kneeling on the washboard, and asked, Dad, how do you kneel on the washboard?

Grandpa had an idea and said, there is a slogan on the wall of the school, no matter how hard you are, you can't be bitter for children!

After Qian Daming finished telling the joke, no one laughed.

What a joke is this, the whole thing is made up, it's boring, who can laugh.

Qian Daming smiled and looked at Yang Qiong.

"Well spoken, cheers, everyone!" Yang Qiong said happily, "Let's have a toast!" ”

What a joke is this, there is no meat taste at all, how to laugh, grassroots cadres, accustomed to hearing heavy tastes.

However, Yang Qiong proposed a toast, and everyone had to have a toast.

Seeing that Qian Daming's joke was a little stuck, Deputy Secretary Li said: "I'll talk about one!" ”

Deputy Secretary Li's joke is also very simple.

The daughter-in-law gave birth to a child, who is eight months old and still breastfeeding.

Grandpa likes his grandson and often plays with his grandson, and the relationship between grandparents and grandchildren is very good.

When the daughter-in-law came back from working in the fields, she took her son from her grandfather and sat in the hall to feed him.

Grandpa is fine, watching his grandson breastfeed.

The grandson ate violently for a while, and his little belly was full, thinking that his grandfather was hugging and playing, eating and eating, spitting out the nipples in his mouth, and looking back at his grandfather.

Grandpa saw his grandson eating half-heartedly, and said, good grandson, eat, eat quickly, if you don't eat, grandpa will eat for you!

As he spoke, the grandfather leaned over to his daughter-in-law's nipples......

Yang Qiong laughed and seriously realized that her husband really had his daughter-in-law's nipples...... Hehe, interesting.

"Well spoken, cheers!" Yang Qiong proposed.

Everyone laughed and cheered, a large glass of Lafite poured into the stomach.

Someone asked: "Secretary Li, does the old man have his daughter-in-law's nipples in his mouth?" ”

Secretary Li said happily: "You can't say it, you can only understand it!" ”

Qian Daming saw that there were not many jokes yet, he saw that Yang Qiong was interested tonight, and he said: "I'll tell another joke!" ”

"Good!" Yang Qiong immediately encouraged, looking very interested.

Qian Daming said that there was a village cadre, and a few township cadres came to his house, and after the work was discussed, he had dinner at the village cadre's house.

The wife of the village cadre killed a chicken, stewed it with vermicelli, and poured it into the washbasin and served it to the table after stewing.

The village cadres stood up, picked up their chopsticks, and stirred a few times in a large pot of chicken and vermicelli soup with chopsticks, saying, we countrymen don't know how to eat, and we are all "chicken goods" when we get some out, come and come, and pick them together!

Everyone at the table wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh, they all looked at Yang Qiong, but Yang Qiong had a blank expression.

Director Ye laughed out loud, this dead ghost Qian Daming, how could he say such a joke, if County Magistrate Yang understood it, he wouldn't scold people.

Yang Qiong looked at Director Ye, Director Ye hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand, and Yang Qiong turned his face to look at Secretary Xiaodan.

Secretary Xiaoshan obviously understood the true meaning of this joke, blushing with a face, seeing Yang Qiong looking at him, his eyes hurriedly dodged, County Magistrate Yang really wanted to explain the true meaning by himself, how could he say it as a girl's family.

Yang Qiong also saw that there was a problem, but she couldn't think of any problems, isn't it just "chicken goods", the provincial city said chicken, said chicken mother, chicken father, it is not a strange thing to stew a pot of "chicken father" to eat, she looked at Director Ye.

Director Ye saw Yang Qiong looking at him, and he didn't want to tell Yang Qiong through, but thinking that Yang Qiong was a girl, not a woman, she could only trigger laughter if she told her through.

Director Ye hurriedly left his seat and walked quickly to Yang Qiong's side, leaned down, put his mouth on Yang Qiong's ear, and whispered the reason.

Originally, she drank wine, Yang Qiong couldn't help but laugh after listening to it, she thought that "chicken" was "chicken", who knew that the rural areas of Fuxing County said that "chicken" was the object under the man's crotch, and the village cadres stirred the chopsticks in the washbasin a few times, and said, "Chicken goods, let's hold together!" It means that the township cadres are asked to eat the objects under the man's crotch, which is not a laughing death.

Yang Qiong wanted to hold back her laughter, the reason for drinking, excited, couldn't help laughing, she smiled so much that she pressed her belly with one hand and pointed at Qian Daming with the other: "I said...... You township cadres...... You ......"

Hahahaha...... The beautiful county magistrate was amused by "chicken goods, together", and the people at the table were so happy.

"Drink! Drink! Qian Daming shouted.

"Drink! Drink! Deputy Secretary Li shouted.

Yang Qiong had never heard these jokes, and since she couldn't help laughing, she let go of her laughter, laughed for a while, and said: "Give you the foundation to work together, and everyone will become younger!" ”

Deputy Secretary Li said: "County Magistrate Yang is so young, if he is two or three years younger, he will become a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl!" ”

"Hehehehe...... "Seventeen or eight years old, plus two or three years old, only in her twenties, Yang Qiong is so happy, she can't close her mouth with joy, "Drink!" Drink! ”

Yang Qiong let go, completely let go of the identity of the county magistrate, and ...... with Qian Daming, Deputy Secretary Li, Xu Jianchuan, Zheng Qiongrong, Director Ye, Deputy Township Mayor Yue, Deputy Township Mayor Yuan, Secretary Lin, and Xiao Yuan You come and I respect.

Yang Qiong didn't pay much attention to Chu Yunfei, Chu Yunfei cried with a sad face, Yang Qiong knew that Chu Yunfei only entertained himself, but he didn't expect to meet so many people, he felt uncomfortable and couldn't lift his spirits.

Yang Qiongcai doesn't care if Chu Yunfei can afford to mention it or not, she is excited, very excited, she went to Fufu County single-handedly, in addition to work or work, she usually pretends to be righteous in front of everyone, and can mix these people together, drink wine in a big bowl, eat meat in a big piece, and really have another passion.

Xiaodan's mobile phone rings, if it is usual, with Yang Qiong on the side, he will never take out his mobile phone, drunk and heroic, drunk a little too much, and the secretary of Xiaoshan dares to take out his mobile phone.

"Grandpa, you're here!" Secretary Xiaoshan shouted out in a loud voice.

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