From the end of the Song Dynasty onwards, telling history all the way to the era of reform and opening up, even if it was just a brief description, it took Chen Mo almost a stick of incense.

Chen Mo's mouth was dry, and the five listeners had different reactions.

Although there were only four guests, Ji Yanran, who woke up from a nap, saw Chen Mo telling a story, so she quickly went downstairs to listen to it.

“…… Ahem, basically that's the end of it, it's the general background of the story of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern". ”

Speaking of reform and opening up, Chen Mo coughed lightly and stopped for the time being.

"Tsk, Brother Xiaohei, I didn't say it, I used to think that the abuser who wrote the book was cruel enough, but now I finally understand that the abuser is a pediatrician at all, and your fictional historical background is simply abusing the country!"

Qiu Dalin, whose expression was particularly tangled, said his feelings after listening to Chen Mo before his words fell.

"That's true, I am Huanghuang Huaxia, and in five thousand years, there has never been a Yidi who has completely entered the country and stolen the country! Brother Chen, you set Huaxia to fall twice in the Yuan and Qing dynasties, not to mention that you completely missed the era of the great development of the four seas, and even almost was carved up and occupied by the countries of Europa, if it weren't for the two civil strife and melee of the European continent countries, and Mao Runzhi, who came into being like Taizu Runxia Taizu and turned the sky away, Huanghuang Huaxia would not know how far to fall! Impossible, impossible, such a tragic thing could never happen to me in China! ”

Mi Rongwei followed up and said three impossibilities in a row.

"Especially that Temujin, is it really good that you love him so much, little black brother? He lost one battle in sixty battles in his life, and after losing all the battles, all the enemies surrendered to him, and all the nations of his time could not defeat his barbarian herdsmen's legions, and he and his descendants almost occupied all of Europa...... When did the ancient nomads, who only knew how to destroy and kill, be so powerful? ”

Qiu Dalin commented again.

"And the Nurhachi in the back, who started with thirteen pairs of armor to annex a corner of Liaodong, and then to his descendants entering the customs to occupy the world, how do you look at it, it doesn't seem to be true. There are hundreds of millions of people in the Ming Empire, how can the army be defeated in a hundred battles, how can it be that it is either suffering natural disasters one after another, or there are countless chaotic people who damage their foundation. In the end, even the king died and the society was destroyed? ”

Mi Rongwei also said the same.

As the descendants of the Daqian nobles who assisted the Daqian Empire in this parallel world, and set a record for the largest area of land in the history of China, whether it is Qiu Dalin or Mi Rongwei. In fact, there is a pride hidden in their hearts that ordinary people do not have, which makes them instinctively unwilling to accept the "false" parallel world history set by Chen Mo.

"Who says that can't happen?"

Zhou Qinhan stood on Chen Mo's side with a clear banner.

"History is full of accidents. If others don't say it, just say that Wanyan Aguta, who established the Jin Kingdom, doesn't his life experience be like divine help? The Jin State was compared with the Great Liao at that time with the Northern Song Dynasty. The strength and weakness of the situation and the clear and clear are not too much, right? In the end, it's not that the Liao Kingdom will be destroyed in the blink of an eye! ”

Therefore, Qiu Dalin and Mi Rongwei can give examples, and Zhou Qinhan can also give a-for-tat example of what really happened, so the big chestnut is better than eloquence.

"This is different, although the Great Liao and the Northern Song Dynasty are both powerful in the world, but after all, it is only a country established by Yidi, and it is different from my Huanghuang China, its national organizational structure is not perfect, the people's sense of identity with the monarchy and the country is too low, and the risk tolerance for critical defeat is extremely low. That's why the country was quickly destroyed. This form of state is simply impossible to perish Since the Qin and Han dynasties, the Chinese ...... of the establishment of a perfect centralized system

Mi Rongwei retorted without thinking about it.

"Then you explain to me the Tanyuan Alliance and Jingkang Nandu."

Zhou Qinhan seemed to be really serious, and he rushed to say without waiting for Mi Rongwei to finish speaking.

"Heh, don't you think that the Tanyuan Alliance and Jingkang Nandu just prove the superiority of my Huaxia system? These two incidents are undeniably humiliating, but did the two Song Dynasty, which suffered such a crucial failure, be quickly wiped out after the incident? Not really! ”

Mi Rongwei smiled when he heard this, he felt that Zhou Qinhan only saw the surface of the incident at all, and did not see through the essence at all.

It's about feeling like you're asking the wrong question. So Zhou Qinhan, an otaku, blushed all of a sudden, and he argued forcefully: "Anyway, anyway, I just firmly believe that history is full of accidents, and most of the time the times just create heroes!" Brother Chen just set Temujin and Nurhachi. It is likely to be the kind of hero who is submerged by the times, and there will be many heroes in every era of war in history, but if it is replaced by an era of peace, how many of those heroes will have a chance to come out? ”

"Well, I personally support Qin Han's opinion."

Take advantage of the opportunity for the three to argue. Chen Mo, who drank a few sips of water to moisten his throat, finally opened his mouth, and he gave Zhou Qinhan a small thumbs up.

This sentence suddenly made Zhou Qinhan's originally somewhat collapsed waist straighten up all of a sudden, and he looked at Qiu Mi and the two of them as if to say-Look, Brother Chen supports my point of view!

"Oh, don't you all talk about this nonsense, have you forgotten that these are just fictional story backgrounds, and the real story is "Ghost Blows the Lantern" that hasn't started yet?"

Ji Yanran also expressed her opinion, as a girl, she didn't have much special feelings about the nation, the country or something, so she didn't understand the situation just now.

The fake uncle has said that it is a fictional parallel world, what's the point of you arguing like this? Can I have an extra bowl of rice later?

"Yes, indeed." Ji Yanran's words woke up the person in the dream, and suddenly realized that it was really unnecessary for him and Zhou Qinhan to go toe-for-tat just now, Mi Rongwei looked at Zhou Qinhan slightly apologetically and said: "I'm sorry writer, I lost my temper just now." ”

"I'm also wrong, I was too serious just now!"

Zhou Qinhan was not a person who could not be ignored, so he also became angry.

"I'm at fault, I'm at fault!" Qiu Dalin followed with a big grin, he actually didn't think there was anything wrong with this kind of Cheng Dù's argument at all, so he immediately turned the spearhead to Zhao Shu: "Well, then again, Brother Shu hasn't said a word for a long time, so Brother Shu, what is your point of view?" ”

"Me? I just think Chen Mo is too good! Hundreds of thousands of years of history, just open your mouth and make it up as if it really happened, whether you believe it or not, I almost believe it anyway! ”

Zhao Shu looked at Chen Mo with admiration, he really felt that Chen Mo was awesome.

If nothing else, make up history. actually hung in on Mi Rongwei and Zhou Qinhan to fight, this is the ability!

Zhao Shu's words made everyone laugh.

"Am I wrong about something?"

Zhao Shu was laughed very inexplicably.

"No, no, I probably think that Brother Shu just said. Whether you believe it or not, I almost believed it anyway, but after thinking about it, it's very flavorful. ”

It's still Qiu Dalin's joke.

Chen Mo was also following Lehe, although what he was thinking in his heart was: "Hehe, now my little black quotation will be one less sentence." ”

"Tell a story, tell a story! The fake uncle doesn't blow the lamp anymore. Sister Nuan Nuan is going home from work! ”

Ji Yanran made a noise again, she grabbed Chen Mo's arm and shook it violently.

specifically mentioned that Nuan Nuan was about to go home from work, but not because she had any opinions about Wen Nuannuan, but if there was no accident, after Nuan Nuan came home from work, Chen Mo would definitely have to use the excuse to cook and cook together, and left the story of "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" with a historical background.

"Okay, okay, ghost blowing the lamp."

In the face of Ji Yanran, who was coquettish and cute to him in public, Chen Mo had no particularly good way to deal with it, so he could only reluctantly obey.

So after clearing his throat again, Chen Mo began to tell the story of the ghost blowing the lamp. Let's start with the introduction: "Cough -- tomb robbing is not a dinner party, not a fuss, not a painting and embroidery, not so elegant, so calm, so polite, so gentle and frugal, tomb robbing is a technology, a technology for destruction." When ancient nobles built tombs, they must have tried to prevent them from being stolen. Therefore, everything is done, all kinds of hidden weapons are set up in the tomb, and the news is ambushed, there are huge stones, quicksand, poisonous arrows, poisonous insects, pits, and so on. to the Ming Dynasty. Influenced by Western tricks and tricks......"

After the introduction of the story of Tong Guò and the popularization of science to several listeners about what Shenma is called tomb robbery and what should be called touching gold, Chen Mo changed to a magnetic voice and entered the first chapter of the ghost blowing the lantern story - "White Paper Man"

"My grandfather's name is Hu Guohua, and the ancestor of the Hu family was a well-known landowner in ten miles and eight townships, and in the most glorious period, he bought more than 40 houses connected by three alleys in the city. During this period, there were also some officials and businessmen, who donated the grain table of the former Qing Dynasty and the assistant of the trough transportation......"

The first-person narration quickly immersed several listeners in the story of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern".

After the hundred-year-old female corpse demon who first appeared and designed to eat people's hearts and livers, Chen Mo told it vividly to scare everyone, and then quickly received a lunch box to make everyone breathe a sigh of relief, Chen Mo made the real protagonist of the story Hu Bayi shine according to the original "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" story.

"Huh?! After doing it for a long time, Hu Guohua is a passing character, this Hu Bayi, who was arranged to go to the grassland to cut the queue, is the protagonist? ! ”

Qiu Dalin, who had already listened to the story and was fascinated, jumped up and stopped doing it all of a sudden.

"Hey, Brother Da Lin, do you have any morals! You want to continue listening, and we still want to continue listening, okay? ”

I was also fascinated by it, and even when Chen Mo was talking about the hundred-year-old female corpse demon just now, she was so scared that she hugged Chen Mo's arm tightly and didn't dare to let go, but she couldn't help but prick up her ears and continued to listen to Chen Mo's Ji Yanran, who glared at Qiu Dalin viciously like a female tiger.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, second sister-in-law, how could I not want to continue listening, I'm obviously too deep into the play! Brother Xiaohei, you continue, you keep talking! It's good if I didn't say anything, Hu Bayi will be Hu Bayi, this name is very good! At first glance, it's the protagonist! ”

Qiu Dalin hurriedly admitted his mistake, but he couldn't help but complain a little.

"Don't worry, let me drink saliva to moisten my throat first."

Chen Mo stopped talking, he also talked about the difference between the two chapters of "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" in one breath, and he really needed to moisten his throat that had been dry first.

"What are you doing?"

Wen Nuannuan's voice with a little curiosity came to everyone's ears at this time.

Seeing that the hostess of this house was back, everyone put down the ghost blowing the lantern story for the time being, and said hello to Wen Nuannuan one by one.

Of course, by the way, Chen Mo was telling the story of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" just now, and it was poked out without omission.

""Ghost Blows the Lamp"? It's a scary name, it's a ghost story? ”

Wen Nuannuan showed a very interested look, in fact, she likes to watch ghost stories very much.

"Uh-huh! There is a super powerful and super scary female ghost who can possess the paper man and deceive people, and then eat people's hearts and livers! ”

Ji Yanran nodded again and again.

When Wen Nuannuan was said like this, she immediately became more interested, so she smiled and said casually: "I knew that I was going to tell this story silently, I should have come back early today." ”

"It's okay to come back now, sister-in-law, in fact, I have secretly recorded the story that Brother Chen just told!"

Mi Rongwei was like a trick, and took out a voice recorder from his body, which seemed to be a famous brand.

"Oops, how did I not think of this!"

Zhou Qinhan slapped his thigh, his expression was very annoyed.

"Brother Chen, you know that I developed in the TV station, and I don't know when I developed the habit of carrying this thing with me, but I promise that I didn't record anything else just now, just record the fictional historical background that Brother Chen told you, and the content of the ghost blowing the lantern story behind, I didn't take it out before, because I was afraid that it would affect Brother Chen's way of telling the story, but I would have taken it out after the story was finished!"

Probably afraid of causing Chen Mo's misunderstanding, Mi Rongwei, who took out the voice recorder, hurriedly explained to Chen Mo.

"No need to explain, it's nothing."

Now that the explanation is clear, Chen Mo naturally doesn't feel that there is any problem, and even if Mi Rongwei specifically explains, he doesn't have any very unhappy thoughts, after all, taking the initiative to take it out has already proved Mi Rongwei's openness.

"Rice, rice, how do you use this?"

Ji Yanran curiously snatched the recorder, fiddled with it and didn't understand how to play the recorded content, then turned her head to ask Mi Rongwei.

Mi Rongwei stretched out his hand and pressed the two buttons, and Chen Mo's voice, which was slightly distorted, was broadcast through the small speaker built into the recorder.

But as Mi Rongwei said, it started with Chen Mo explaining what a parallel world is.

"Sister Nuan Nuan, let's listen together!"

Ji Yanran, who was holding a voice recorder, pulled Wen Nuannuan to sit down without saying anything.

Seeing that Wen Nuannuan was obviously very interested in the content of the recording, Chen Mo quietly talked to Qiu Dalin and the others, and then went straight to the kitchen.

Nuan Nuan just came back from work, and she must have been very tired and tired, so Chen Mo decided to make this meal quietly alone.

Anyway, they are all acquaintances, and if you get seven or eight of his little black private dishes, it's about the same.

Well, do you want to add no more sour and hot egg drop soup? (To be continued.) )

PS: Bow and thank the book friend "Night Moon Stardust" for the precious monthly pass~!