Sunbath?

Fart!

Haoxue couldn't cry or laugh, the sunbathing Lao Tzu knew, and he knew about the celestial baths, so what?

What's the point of this thing other than tanning yourself and then using this slogan to look at all kinds of thinly dressed beauties?

Is your sunbathing really cleansing?

Hell yes!

Haoxue searched his stomach and tried his best to analyze the possibilities of this incredible technology from the known knowledge.

It seems that I once learned high school physics, and the wave-particle duality of light can be understood as a kind of particle from a certain point of view.

If it's a particle...... Maybe it can wash away the dirt like a bath towel?

Can...... Sounds like!

However, it is not clear about this kind of sunbathing for hair cleaning, water spinach is only responsible for the user side of use, and there is no need to understand the scientific principles specifically.

Haoxue muttered the word sunbathing, and he didn't know why he wanted to break his head, but he saw that after about half an hour of flight, the space-time flying car came to a vast and open place, and there were many low buildings visible in the distance, but compared to this huge space, it seemed a little disproportionate.

Federal Mecha Academy!

On the light curtain in front of the door, Haoxue saw this line of words. I vaguely remember that Xiao Fei, the girlfriend of the water spinach, is from the Mecha Academy, and it turns out that it is here.

Now that the other party already knows that he can see it, it is estimated that there is no exciting scene to be staged, Haoxue didn't plan to watch it, but this empty mecha academy made him a little interested, and he planned to take a few more looks.

How far has the mecha, the legendary superweapon, developed a thousand years later?

Haoxue only knows that in the 21st century in which he lives, this thing is only a conceptual existence, which is common in many science fiction novels, and there are still countless insurmountable technological gaps before it is truly popularized.

Maybe today you can see the real mecha from the perspective of a water spinach!

The hollow cabbage put away the space-time flying car, and the scene that instantly shrunk a car full of technological beauty and turned it into a matchbox-sized thing in his pocket, although Haoxue is not the first time to see it, he is still amazed.

When will this technology be popularized and applied, how much space can be saved in parking spaces?

Water spinach walked to a building with a round head and a round brain, and Haoxue asked curiously, "What is this for?" ”

"Student dormitories."

Belch!

Haoxue blinked, he really didn't see that this thing was a student dormitory, and he thought it was a science museum.

"Hey, don't you have the legendary dormitory aunt in your girls' dormitory?"

After not taking a few steps, Haoxue's curiosity flooded again. Could it be that after a thousand years, the girls' dormitory can be freely accessible? Welfare!

"Aunt Dormitory? What's that? ”

Water spinach was also confused, and tentatively guessed: "You mean the management of this dormitory?" It's daytime, and I've already registered, so I'm allowed to go. Didn't you see the automatic door at the door just now, if the identity detection is illegal, the door will not be opened easily. ”

I see!

Haoxue frowned, still a little puzzled, "Even if you have registered, can you just enter casually?" This is a girls' dormitory, and if someone has bad intentions, wouldn't it be ......"

Haoxue applied the idea of modern university dormitory management, but he always felt that it was a little inappropriate.

"Haha, ill-intentioned? Other academies actually have further confirmation measures, but the Mecha Academy can't use it! Who would have ill intentions towards them, that's really ...... Bring about one's own destruction. ”

Hollow Cabbage smiled confidently, "Every student of the Mecha Academy has at least one set of basic mecha to carry with them, and there is no problem with basic defense. It's good if they don't provoke others, who would dare to come to the door and die? ”

Ha?

Haoxue smiled: "So, you can't beat your girlfriend Xiaofei?" ”

"Of course!"

Spinach said unappreciatively: "If you summon mechas, a hundred of them will be useless to me!" I said Xiaohao, your area is so backward...... Don't even have mechs? So what should you do in case of an emergency? ”

"We're here...... It's hard to find the police! ”

Haoxue didn't know what the water spinach meant about the emergency occasion, so he replied vaguely and interrupted: "Then if you and Xiaofei have a quarrel, won't you be beaten by all kinds of fat?" ”

"She doesn't wear the mech on her body all the time, violating the rules...... Uh, bah, bah, how could we have an argument, it is impossible to ......"

The sound stopped abruptly, and the water spinach pushed open a door and stood in the doorway at a loss.

Haoxue was also stunned, thinking that even if the plot of dog blood lasted for a thousand years, it would still be so bloody, and the so-called classic dog blood probably referred to this.

In the room, Xiaofei is not alone.

A man and a woman, just like the water spinach that was sunbathing just now, were stripping clean and slippery, and were ......

In short, this kind of thing doesn't seem to have changed much, as early as more than a thousand years ago, it has been exhausted in various positions, as long as human beings are still with one head, two hands and two feet, they can't play too new tricks.

Therefore, Haoxue can distinguish without any obstacles, this should be called...... Catch the rape in bed.

Although the bed is quite technological, this set of actions is definitely not an exchange of academic issues, and Haoxue is very convinced.

Seeing the two of them hurriedly putting on their clothes, the water spinach kept standing at the door in a daze.

Syllable!

The plate of blueberries in his hand fell to the ground, which broke this extremely awkward silence.

"Brother Wan, why are you here......

Xiaofei's face is ugly, no matter what, Wan Xiaoyun is also her real boyfriend, and it is difficult to have a reasonable explanation for this kind of scene now. Every time he comes here, he always gives a message, why did he suddenly appear quietly today, and he was holding a plate of strange things.

It's also a coincidence, it just so happens that I and Professor Chen are ...... today The other students were in class, so they didn't even lock the door, and by mistake, they were blocked alive in bed.

"If I don't come, how long are you going to hide it from me?"

Water spinach, that is, Wan Xiaoyun, was empty-handed at this time, and his eyes were dull, he never expected that the surprise he brought to his girlfriend today turned into a fright for himself.

That man he knew, it was Chen Feijia, the youngest professor of the Mecha Academy, who was said to be less than a hundred years old and had already passed the qualification certification of the seventh-level mecha manipulator of the Federation. However, when did he have this relationship with Xiaofei?

If I hadn't sent blueberries over today, how long would I have to wear this green hat?

Haoxue didn't know what to say, looking at the poor water spinach, he could only express deep sympathy. (To be continued.) )