If there is really an end of the world, how can "Decathlon" travel through time and space and smash it on the head of a competent person? So Shangguan people have always been unhappy with 2012, and now people have to be empty? Will the idle egg hurt, and go around to publicize the coming of the apocalypse?

2012？ Fuck you 2012!

The sun shines into the bedroom through the window, shining on the faces of the competent people, drinking fragrant tea, eating snacks, browsing the news on the Internet, looking at the world's major events, or ordering some hair, masturbation, this is life.

Unconsciously, when the time came to night, when Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong returned home after a busy day, they suddenly saw a table full of delicacies full of colors and aromas, as well as their son's laughter: "Dad, Mom, you came back late." ”

"Son!" ×2

Seeing their son again, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong were shocked, because their son had actually grown taller again.

"Son, you ...... How tall are you now? Shangguan Yi swallowed his saliva, Gao Shan looked up at Shangguan Nengren, and sang a song in his heart: Yala, you are Everest......

Shangguan Nengren touched his head and said, "I don't know, it should be more than one meter nine!" The previous clothes were a little shorter. ”

A month has passed since the fourth body transformation, and the height of the Shangsheng person has developed again.

Li Xinhong hurriedly went to get a box ruler and measured his son's height.

"Oops! My son is 1.93 meters! Li Xinhong exclaimed.

The first three body transformations, the functional person grew a total of 15 centimeters, and the fourth body transformation was 5 centimeters, so calculated, after each physical transformation, the functional person will increase his height by 5 centimeters, and now the functional person is C-level, and when it comes to B-level, A-level and S-level, there are three body transformations, which is 15 cm.

208 cm, the standard height of a power forward, Shangguan can really play basketball.

"You kid, you've gone crazy this year." Shangguan Yi patted Shangguan on the back: "I have to buy you clothes again." ”

It's been four months, and the clothes of the Shangguan people have been changed almost every month, and the family has an extra expense, but fortunately, now that he is making money, he doesn't have to worry about this expense.

Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Dad, Mom, let's eat!" After a month of hard work, my cooking skills have improved again, so don't swallow your tongue later. ”

This afternoon, Shangguan people deliberately went to Shangri-La to absorb the cooking skills of C-level chefs, and the level has been greatly improved compared with D-level.

"Huh?" Shangguan Yi frowned: "You went to learn to cook this month?" ”

"Dad, you're the only one in our family who has the least sense of humor." Shangguan Nengren sighed: "You still have to cultivate." ”

"Stinky boy!" Shangguan Yi scolded with a smile, sat down with Li Xinhong, looked at the table full of dishes, and shrugged his nose: "It seems to be much more fragrant than before." ”

"You don't know until you've tasted it." Shangguan handed over the chopsticks: "Dad, Mom, taste them." ”

"Good!" The son who hadn't seen him for a month came back and cooked a good meal, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong were happy in their hearts, and everything they ate was fragrant.

"Delicious! What is this made of? Why is it so delicious? ”

"This? Isn't this a bear's paw? Where did it come from? ”

"Is this really a monkey brain? Impossible! ”

"Dragon's liver and phoenix's marrow? How could there be such a thing? ”

The meal gave the two of them too much surprise, and the son came back, and his cooking skills really improved.

When the food was over, the family of three sat down, and Shangguan Yi exhaled: "You kid, you can't really learn to cook, right?" ”

"I don't have that much spare time." Shangguan made a cup of tea and handed it over: "I recently felt that my practice had encountered a bottleneck, and I went to the northern suburbs to practice in the mountains for a month. ”

"Practice?" Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong were surprised.

"Son......" Li Xinhong asked, "What skills have you practiced?" Why didn't Mom know all along? ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Mom, in fact, I haven't told you that the old man who taught me to fake is still a qigong master, and he passed me a set of qi training kung fu at that time, and I can be invulnerable after practice." ”

"Invulnerability!?" Li Xinhong's eyes widened: "It's really that powerful?" ”

"Hmm." The competent man nodded, picked up the fruit knife on the table, and stabbed it in the palm of his hand.

"Ahh Li Xinhong let out a frightened scream: "Son! You...... Yes? ”

Li Xinhong, who was scared and almost had a heart attack, found that there was nothing wrong with the palm of Shangguan's hand, if he hadn't left a white mark, Li Xinhong even suspected that his son hadn't pierced himself at all just now.

"See!" Shangguan Nengren smiled, showed his hand to his parents, and then stabbed a few more times: "This is the effect of Qigong Xiaocheng." ”

Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong came over to take a closer look, and when the fruit knife was pierced in the palm of their hand, it actually made a sound of gold and iron, which made the two of them stunned.

After a long time, Shangguan Yi came back to his senses and looked at Shangguan Nengren with clear eyes: "This is the reason why you killed the lion and recovered so quickly?" ”

"Hmm." Shangguan nodded, he really needed to explain his physique, and this mysterious thing like qigong was the best explanation.

All the people of the Celestial Empire know about the existence of qigong, but how far will they go when they practice qigong? But few people know that relying on the mystery of qigong, Shangguan can successfully hide from his parents.

"No wonder." Shangguan Yi breathed a sigh of relief, when he heard Chen Kaifang say that Shangguan was stronger than an elephant, Shangguan Yi thought that his son had some special reason, but his son refused to say, Shangguan Yi didn't want to ask, his son was older, he should have his own secret, today his son took the initiative to tell the reason, and the big stone in Shangguan Yi's heart also fell.

Li Xinhong asked: "Son, since you are successful in practicing now, what if you are allowed to fight with the lion again......"

"Say what?" Shangguan Yi frowned: "You still think your son died early enough?" ”

"How did I say that!?" Li Xinhong said angrily: "You just think your son died early!" ”

“……”

Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "I said you two don't quarrel, I still want to live a few more years!" ”

"Son, ignore your dad!" Li Xinhong took Shangguan's hand and said, "If you meet the lion again now, can you win?" ”

What are these words?

Shangguan Nengren pouted: "Your son's divine skills have not been small achievements to kill the lion, and now the divine skills are small, let alone a problem, Mom, let me tell you!" With your son's current ability, even if he encounters a pack of thirty or fifty lions, he can kill them all. ”

"Hehe, good." Li Xinhong smiled, but took the last sentence of Shangguan as a joke.

Shangguan knew that Li Xinhong didn't believe it, but he still emphatically admonished: "Dad, Mom, this is my secret, don't spread it, I heard that the streets were full of qigong practitioners decades ago, but over the years it has become less and less, maybe it was co-opted by state secrets, I am timid, I don't want to get involved in such a big right and wrong......

"Son, don't worry!" Li Xinhong hurriedly said: "Mom must not say it, and she will not say it if she dies!" ”

Shangguan Yi looked at Shangguan and shook his head: "You kid has read too many novels, forget it, since you don't want to spread this matter, Dad won't say it." ”

"Thank you, Mom, thank you, Dad!" Shangguan Nengren smiled all over his face, looked at the time, and said, "Then I still have something to go out for, you can rest for a while and go to bed early!" Don't wait for me. ”

"Son, what are you doing?" As soon as he came back and was about to leave, Li Xinhong tightly held the hand of the competent person, looking worried.

Shangguan Nengren scratched his face and laughed dryly: "The evening self-study is almost over, I have something to find Xiang Beibei." ”

Today is Sunday, there is a night of self-study, I haven't seen Xiang Beibei for a month, Shangguan people miss it very much, and I also want to give the ring to Xiang Beibei as soon as possible, this ring, made of night pearls, may be the most expensive ring in the world.

"Oh?" Li Xinhong looked at his son with strange eyes and said, "Son, you don't like Xiang Beibei, right?" ”

"This ......" Shangguan laughed dryly: "Yes...... It's a little like. ”

Shangguan Yi frowned and pondered for a moment: "With your current ability, you are qualified to chase after Beibei's child, but your cousin's side ......"

"No way!" Li Xinhong shook his head again and again: "Although Xiang Beibei's child is good, but since he is a rich second generation, the family must have a complicated background, if he really wants to marry the family, there must be a lot of troubles on his mother's side, and besides, Beibei's child has an idea at a glance, I am afraid that my son will not be able to control her after marriage, it is better to be bingjie, know the roots, have a quiet temperament, and the length is not bad, after marriage, we must focus on our son, and this kind of daughter-in-law can rest assured when she marries the family." ”

Speaking of this, Li Xinhong said to the competent person seriously: "Son, I don't care how much you like Xiang Beibei, but my mother will recognize Bingjie, and say hello to your uncle about this, you can't be sorry for Bingjie!" ”

"Uh......" The competent man was speechless.

Mom is really iron-clad!

The background of Xiang Beibei's family is really complicated, there are not a lot of troubles, but a train of skins, Shangguan is a **silk otaku, he is most afraid of trouble, if he marries Xiang Beibei, he will definitely have a peaceful birthday in a few days in the future, and it is best to be a lover.

The trouble is that last time they were separated, they showed signs of thinking to Beibei.

Shangguan people are very worried, if Xiang Beibei changes his mind and wants to be the mother of the main palace, he will have a lot of trouble in the future, and his mother will not agree......

Shangguan Yi frowned and said: "Your mother is right, although Xiang Beibei's child is good, but it seems to have a lot of ideas, if you get married, she will be in charge of you in the future, if before, I have no opinion with your mother, you know what you looked like at that time, you yourself know ......"

Speaking of this, Shangguan Nengren lowered his head in shame, he was indeed a poor ** silk at that time, if he could really marry a goddess like Xiang Beibei, it would be regarded as a green smoke from the grave of the eighth generation of ancestors.

"But now it's different!" Shangguan Yi put down the teacup and looked at Shangguan with a hint of relief in his eyes: "Now you, there is no need to wronged yourself." ”

(To be continued)