Chapter 571. Realistic version of "The Expendables"
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It is said that Zhang Manyu, a little wild cat-like girl, blocked Chen Xiaotang in the men's bathroom, hugged him and said: "You are mine, no one can snatch it away!" ”
Chen Xiaotang didn't expect this girl to be so savage, and she has the courage and courage to "brave the bathroom", which is not weaker than the previous American blockbuster "Brave Island", and even compares Stallone's "The Expendables". Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
What is the reason why a little girl openly hugs a man in the men's bathroom? What's so funny?!
However, being hugged by such a delicate little wild cat-like little beauty, Chen Xiaotang's heart was a little refreshed, but after a while, he sighed lightly and said, "I understand, but I can't ......."
Before Chen Xiaotang's words could be spoken, his lips were tightly blocked by Zhang Manyu's delicate cherry lips.
Chen Xiaotang was stunned, what do you mean?
didn't wait for him to figure it out, but he found that Zhang Manyu's smooth and tender little fragrant tongue slid between his teeth greasy, and then knocked Chen Xiaotang's teeth a little jerky, provoking~ teasing the tip of Chen Xiaotang's tongue.
Chen Xiaotang has never been "molested" like this.
In Zhang Manyu's "ruthless hand" to him, Chen Xiaotang did not hesitate to stretch out one of his big hands, hold the soft and firm snow peak on Zhang Manyu's chest, and knead it carefully.
A crying moan~ groaned from Zhang Manyu's nose, and only resisted slightly, and this girl fell into Chen Xiaotang's offensive and responded fiercely......
……
It wasn't until Zhang Manyu couldn't breathe well and her emotions were like a tide that Chen Xiaotang let her go, and said fiercely: "If you mess around again, beware that I will correct you on the spot now!" At this moment, Chen Xiaotang's claw had unconsciously moved to Zhang Manyu's round rump~ buttocks and slowly swam around.
"Hmph, who's afraid of whom, look at who corrects the Fa today!" didn't wait for Chen Xiaotang to finish speaking. Zhang Manyu pushed him into the bathroom cubicle and quickly plugged in the pin.
Chen Xiaotang was really stunned at this moment, "You, what do you want to do?" ”
God, earth, this is a bathroom, in case someone finds out, it's over!
What will the news say then?
People are car shock doors, school doors. It's the toilet door yourself!
It's too subclassy!
So Chen Xiaotang raised his face and asked, "What do you want to do?!" ”
"What do you say?" Zhang Manyu licked her bright red lips like a little wild cat. Reach out and pull Chen Xiaotang's trouser chain.
I'm picking, it's too monkey anxious!
Chen Xiaotang hurriedly covered it, "Don't make any more trouble, it's not safe here!" ”
"I'm going to do it, how about it!"
"You're too wild...... Savage--- Oh! Chen Xiaotang didn't finish speaking, and suddenly felt that he was wrapped in a warmth underneath.
Comfortable. It's so comfortable!
Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but shout, thinking about it, this is a bathroom. So he clenched his teeth and kept himself silent in pain.
What is the most painful thing in the world?
It's not a pro-ion dispersion! It's not that you failed the college entrance examination!
It's not that you can't afford to buy a house or a car! It's not about buying and cutting ~ the cake is slaughtered!
Rather, it is like this, at an inappropriate local time. Inappropriate place, something that is very comfortable but very inappropriate!
Chen Xiaotang wanted to yell and sing, but he couldn't, he had to insist!
After two or three minutes. Just when someone grabbed the wall with his hand fiercely, and was about to grab the wall out of the way, Zhang Manyu finally raised her head, only to see her gasping slightly, her cheeks were already red like fire, her lips were smooth and greasy, and between the opening and closing, a burst of orchid-like fragrance sprayed out, which made Chen Xiaotang's heart pound.
"You girl...... When...... Got so bold? Chen Xiaotang held Zhang Manyu's cheek with his hand and asked with a breath.
"Why, don't you ...... Like? Zhang Manyu pursed her lips and glared at Chen Xiaotang, but there was a hint of intoxicating charm between her eyebrows.
"I like it, but it's a little savage......" said someone insincerely.
"Hmph, I've got even more savage!" After Zhang Manyu finished speaking, she pounced directly on Chen Xiaotang, grabbed Chen Xiaotang's waist with two legs, and kissed wildly!
Chen Xiaotang might as well that she would also have the legendary "Fatal Scissor Legs" that evolved from the "Fatal Scissor Legs", and was directly thrown on the wall by Zhang Manyu, and involuntarily grabbed the little girl's jade ~ buttocks with her hands, and the two began to kiss wildly again.
At this moment, the whole compartment crackled and crackled, I couldn't help it, I really couldn't help it!
Chen Xiaotang turned around, put Zhang Manyu down directly, and then let her lie on the wall, ** raised high, and reached out to pick up her jeans.
I pick, who designed the jeans? Why is it so tight?
Chen Xiaotang struggled to pick it up several times but didn't pick it off......
I hate jeans!!
That's when the bathroom door rang.
Chen Xiaotang hurriedly stopped his actions and pricked up his ears with Zhang Manyu as a thief.
Inevitably, there was a cough, then spitting, then urinating, and the sound of water from the faucet.
It was about three or four minutes before the man took a step and clicked away.
Bang Dang! The bathroom door closed again.
Although the time during this period was very short, it scared Chen Xiaotang into a cold sweat.
Zhang Manyu turned his head and smiled at Chen Xiaotang, stuck out his tongue and said, "Let's make persistent efforts!" ”
Chen Xiaotang: "It's not good, I almost ...... just now"
But before he finished speaking, the little girl Zhang Manyu had already pounced again.
Chen Xiaotang fainted, it looks like he has to ** today!
Ten minutes later.
Zhang Manyu came out of the cubicle, first combed his messy clothes and hair in the mirror, and then took out the powder box to touch up his makeup...... At this moment, a man came in urgently, suddenly saw her, and hurriedly apologized: "Oh sorry, I made a mistake!" "Turned around, but when I went out to look at the door number, I was stupid, it was the men's toilet!
So the old man walked in again, looked at Zhang Manyu and said, "Miss, you ......"
"What are you? I've never seen a beautiful woman! ----Meow! Zhang Manyu learned a cat meow, then glared at him brutally, and walked away.
The old man was dumbfounded, and for a while, "What kind of world is this, it makes sense for a woman to go to the wrong bathroom!" I'll lose your ancestors! ”
At this moment, in the compartment, a man is holding a cigarette and smoking leisurely, reminiscing about the excitement and indulgence just now......
Returning to his seat, the fat man Wang Jing looked at Chen Xiaotang suspiciously, "Why have you been there for so long?" ”
Chen Xiaotang: "You are too thirty-eight, what do I care about you for so long?" ”
The fat man was speechless.
The auction is still going on here, and many celebrities and celebrities are also in the limelight to auction off some of their personal belongings as a charity fund, like this, they have done good deeds and shown their faces, why not?!
About ten minutes later, Zeng Zhiwei, who was the auction master of ceremonies on the stage, suddenly said: "There are all kinds of things auctioned today, and everyone wants to contribute to charity, which is really admirable!" However, the items to be auctioned next are a little special...... "Zeng Zhiwei deliberately sold Guan Zi to arouse everyone's interest.
"I don't know if you have heard such an allusion, but it is said that there was a very famous writer named Zuo Si during the Western Jin Dynasty. When Zuo Si was a child, his father always looked down on him. Father Zuo Yong slowly from a small official to the imperial history, he saw that his son was short, not amazing, stammering, but showing a demented appearance, often said to outsiders regretted giving birth to this son. Zuo Si was unwilling to be despised by this kind of contempt and began to study angrily. After ten years, Zuo Si finally created a "Sandu Fu" that condensed his painstaking efforts! ”
However, when Zuo Si gave his article to others, he was ridiculed. People ridiculed him for not knowing the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth, and being too self-conscious! Later, with the help of others, his article finally spread, because the capital Luoyang powerful families, all vying to copy the "Sandu Fu", so that the price of paper rose, and it was expensive. 'Luoyang paper is expensive' has become a good story for a while. ”
"It's the same article, some people devalue it, some people make it famous. Of course, there is a difference between high and low discernment, but what is more important is whether people attach importance to the new forces and whether they can discern talents. ”
Zeng Zhiwei said here, "Now that everyone has heard me talk such nonsense, they must be very curious, what is the thing we are going to auction next?" Could it be related to this allusion? Not bad! It is related, because what we are going to auction next is the three songs written by Mr. Chen Xiaotang of Magic Shadow Entertainment! ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar.
What to auction?
Auction songs? Is there a mistake?!
This thing can also be auctioned?!
Everyone couldn't help but look at Chen Xiaotang who was sitting in front of him, with different expressions, some curious, some disdainful, some contemptuous, and some dignified......
Chen Xiaotang sat firmly on the Diaoyutai with an indifferent expression, very pampered and not surprised, watching the flowers bloom and fall.
Only the fat man, Lao Huang and others knew that Ah Tang began to pretend again.
"Hehe, seeing everyone's reaction, as the emcee, it is necessary for me to say the names of these three songs first, these three original songs by Mr. Chen Xiaotang are "Me", "You", and "Red"! It's funny, isn't it, the title of the song is one word. Bidding starts now, and the low price is 30,000 Hong Kong dollars! ”
Zeng Zhiwei struck the gong and drum, and the auction began.
Everyone whispered, but no one opened their mouths to bid. Nonsense, 30,000 yuan for three songs, 10,000 yuan for a song, this is not cheap.
The fat man shook his head and said: "Ah Tang is embarrassed now, if there is really no way, I, as his friend, have no choice but to stand up and help him shoot these three songs." ”
Huang Zhan smiled, "Even if that's the case, it won't be your turn!" ”
"Why?"
"Because I am convinced that these three songs of Ah Tang are absolutely excellent, you didn't start, I already started!"
"Pick, you can grab it too! Fulfill you, and let you Huang Laoxie save this Chen Xiaoxie later! ”
Needless to say, at this moment, a group of Chen Xiaotang's friends have formed "The Death Squad", ready to help the poor and help their brothers! Do they need it, though?! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )