Chapter 34: There Are Still Brains in This Book (1)
At lunchtime, the big guys gathered in the cafeteria again. Geng Yan arrived as scheduled, but unfortunately, this morning's scrambled eggs may be extraordinary. Within five minutes of boiling, Geng Yan's fire burned through, and the fifth warrior died. Fortunately, Yang Haohui was prepared, he took out the spare supplies he had bought in advance in the stove cabinet, and opened Geng Yan to make it himself. Geng Yan had nothing to do, so he had to sit at the dinner table with the ghost class.
"Give Liha, Geng Sanhuo. Feng Haogeng gave him a thumbs up, and he won the handicap at noon, smiling happily.
"I'm causing trouble to Brother Yang again, the fire still has to be smaller. Geng Yan lowered his head there to reflect, and suddenly reacted to look at Feng Haogeng, "What do you call me?"
"Lip rings just like to give people nicknames, ignore him. Mo Meng patted Geng Yan's head and compared her little fist, "Xiao Yan, don't worry, continue to work hard next time, my sister-in-law is waiting for you to make a good meal!"
"Don't teach him strange names, okay. Yang Haohui interjected in his busy schedule.
"Okay sister-in-law! No problem sister-in-law!" Geng Yan completely ignored Yang Haohui on this issue, and was in good spirits, "But then again, sister-in-law, Feng Haogeng's nickname is as tasteless as his lip ring." ”
“...... You want to fight, don't you?"
"I mean really Feng Haogeng. Geng Yan was really not provocative, his tone was very sincere, "This bright silver doesn't match you very well, I think the black one will be better." To be honest, you are very handsome, and it is more calm to change to a black one. ”
"Ahh......hh yes, I can't see that you're quite sincere. Feng Haogeng coughed twice, subconsciously touched his lips, and whispered to himself, "Is it true that you want to change it?"
"Change the fart. Han Shihao took a sip of water, "It's not uncommon to say you, the duty of the guards is to protect the people, why do you make so many moths in appearance every day?"
"This is a bad statement, classmate Han Shihao, appearance is very important for the work of guards. Geng Yan said.
"Huh?" Han Shihao was stunned.
"I'm a Green-level guard now, and that's true. Geng Yan nodded frequently, "If you think about it, the job of the guards is not only to fight. Rescue, evacuation of refugees, these are also a kind of work. Think again, if you are a people in deep suffering. Do you want to see a person with a pleasing and neat appearance to save you, or is it fierce and unkempt? A good appearance will make the rescued person feel at ease and reduce the difficulty of rescue, as you will learn in this semester's class. ”
Han Shihao was stunned for a long time, and suddenly picked up a small notebook and recorded frantically: "I forgot that you are a professional guard!
"Personal experience, you think it's useful. Geng Yan scratched his head embarrassedly.
"What about me, how am I like this?" Ye Ruohua couldn't help but interject, she flicked the blue crystal string on her sideburns and put on a beautiful pose.
"In terms of appearance, Ye Ruohua definitely passed. If I were the rescued, I would definitely like to see such a beautiful girl for the first time. Geng Yan smiled, "Your hair pendant seems to be amethyst during the entrance exam, but in fact, I didn't think it matched at the time." The blue color is just right, it can give people a sense of peace of mind and tranquility, and it goes well with your green hair. ”
Ye Ruohua was quite happy, but her expression was slightly strange when she mentioned the pendant. Lan Borou, who was sitting next to her, was also attracted by the topic and looked at Geng Yan curiously. But she has always been afraid of life, so she opened her mouth and didn't ask anything.
"Lan Borou's appearance doesn't need to be improved at all. Geng Yan smiled understandingly, "His hair color is blue, and his temperament is so gentle, he is definitely the person who can give the recipient a sense of peace of mind here." After a moment he added, "It's still beautiful." ”
Lan Borou's face was slightly red, and she nodded politely in thanks.
Yang Haohui, who had been busy on the stove, quietly eavesdropped on the conversation, and while listening and recalling the appearance of Geng Yan holding the broken army to arrest and beat whom, he couldn't help but sigh secretly...... Who is this little boy with good milk, who is the devil? Have you changed your character?!
The conversation continued, and he heard that it was finally his turn.
"What about Brother Yang, tell me, what is his appearance?" Mo Meng asked.
This question seemed to have been asked by Geng Yan, and he lowered his head in thought. Everyone couldn't help but poke their heads out in curiosity, until Geng Yan raised his head again and said very firmly.
"Brother Yang is the most handsome, and he doesn't accept rebuttals. ”
"Cut~~~~" Everyone let out a long boo, only Mo Meng patted him on the shoulder, and gave a thumbs up that "sure enough, the little uncle has taste". Geng Yan didn't care, but he seemed to see Lan Borou also silently giving him a thumbs up under the table.
"When we're done talking, eat. Yang Haohui's voice came, "There are a lot of people today, and there are a lot of things to do, come and help serve it." ”
"It's coming, it's coming. Everyone agreed in unison.
Six dishes and one soup, except for Mo Meng.
Because of the courage initiation class, Yang Haohui only prepared four steamed buns and a plate of fried eggs for her. In fact, it is not a very simple meal, but compared to before, this is already considered a beggar's treatment.
"Brother Yang, you don't love me anymore. Mo Meng was in tears while nibbling on steamed buns.
"What nonsense?" Yang Haohui has
A little embarrassed, the people around them cast very ambiguous glances at them. But he really couldn't bear to say such a disobedient thing as "when have I ever loved you", so he had to answer, "This is the content of your class, what can I do." ”
"You actually didn't give me good food because of the two words of the big-breasted teacher, you just don't love me anymore. Mo Meng began to sniffle.
The corners of Yang Haohui's eyes twitched wildly.
"Brother Yang, I can't eat this, why don't I order it for my sister-in-law?" Geng Yan flicked the beef and camel meat in his bowl, "Don't worry, I haven't touched this half yet." ”
"It's not that she won't be fed, it's the content of the course...... And can you stop calling her sister-in-law?"
"You don't let Xiaoyan call me sister-in-law anymore, you really don't love me anymore. Mo Meng twitched her nose even louder.
"I'm asking you to pretend to cry so you can shed some tears?" Yang Haohui felt a deep sense of powerlessness in his heart. Before the words fell, Mo Meng quickly licked his fingers and wiped them at the corners of his eyes, and continued to sniffle casually.
Yang Haohui looked up at the sky for a while, and pushed a plate of meat and vegetables in front of her: "Just this time, Ming'er started to stop talking nonsense." ”
"Brother Yang really still loves me!" Mo Meng ignored Yang Haohui, whose face was as green as a leek, and smiled and feasted happily.
"You just spoil her like this, it is estimated that Sister Xiaomo's class will not start tomorrow. Ye Ruohua swallowed the food in her mouth, "Speaking of the afternoon, what kind of interest group do you have?"
Everyone shook their heads together.
"I guessed it. Ye Ruohua narrowed one eye and smiled, "Brother Zhu didn't wake up yet, I went out and found this."
A flyer was slapped on the table, and the design was extremely simple and luxurious. The edge of the leaflet is painted with a circle of gold rim, which is slightly stiff and appears to be pasted with gold leaf. In the middle is the majestic figure of Principal Qianji, his bald head still shining even on paper. He made a gesture of hooking his fingers, licked his lips, and next to him there were a few big colorful characters: Dream Soul Palace Interest Club, if you are brave enough, you will come!
"The principal is really ......," Han Shihao thought for a long time before picking up the second half of the sentence, "It's so sassy." ”
Geng Yan silently covered his face on the side, although he regarded Qianji as his biological father. But I have to say...... Han Shihao's words were really concise and accurate.
"You've failed the chopping board, are you still in the mood to play?" Feng Haogeng shook his head, as if he felt uneasy for Ye Ruohua.
"What does it have to do with playing, I have to cry and lose my face and then stupidly study with a dull head?" Ye Ruohua snorted angrily, "Look at me catching up with you in half a year, just wait." ”
"It's a good mentality, but it's a pity you can't. Feng Haogeng glanced at Ye Ruohua's chest, "Your strength is the same as your chest, and you won't be able to grow in this life." ”
"Hehe, I don't know who is going to lose to me this half a year. Ye Ruohua sneered, "No, you have to lose to me!"
"Stop. Mo Meng interrupted the unnutritious choking with a pause gesture, "Sister Ye, what's the use of this leaflet?"
"Look at the back. Ye Ruohua flipped over the leaflet, and a large table that came into view was sprinkled with a spell, which was spelled with the list of characteristics in the "Theory of the Basis of the Elements", "I only found out now that there are actually quite a lot of clubs in our school palace, such as the Sailing Club, the Keju Club, and the Pet Research Club...... There is even a women's small talk club. There is also an introduction to the existing number and size of each club, are you interested?"
"Is there any fitness?" Han Shihao checked with interest.
"I, I like floral arrangement, I don't know if there is. Lan Borou raised her hand in a low voice.
"I want to learn how to cook. Geng Yan replied honestly.
"Fighting, fighting! No, I'm interested in this!" Feng Haogeng's interest also came up.
"Brother Yang, I'll go wherever I go. Mo Meng spread his hands.
"I don't want to go to any of them, anyway, it's not mandatory to participate, and it doesn't affect the credits. Yang Haohui replied, "But I support Geng Yan to learn to cook and save pots." ”
"Hey!" Ye Ruohua patted the table, "Can we unify it, what strange hobbies everyone has." ”
"Sister, why do you want to be unified?" Lan Borou was puzzled.
"We're in the same class, isn't it fun for everyone to be in a club together?" Ye Ruohua looked at her sister with an adult looking at a child's ignorance, and looked at the ceiling with a fist in her eyes, "Think about it, everyone, everyone works hard, struggles, and works as a team! Sweat for a common goal! Run together under the sunset! This is youth! This is life!"
The dinner table was quiet for a moment, so everyone looked at Ye Ruohua with a little star in her eyes.
In the end, Yang Haohui broke the silence, shook his head, and said a rare swear word: "It's too stupid." ”
"I'm a chef for you. Feng Haogeng picked up a piece of beef and camel meat with chopsticks and used it as a wine glass, greeting Yang Haohui.
"Sister, it's good that everyone has a wide range of interests
Well, you don't have to tie it together. Lan Borou said, "We eat and live together every day, I think it's almost the same." ”
"Indeed. Han Shihao nodded, "I'm going to the fitness club, it's not good to look at girls who grow too many muscles in fitness......"
"Brother Yang has no milk, I will drink three cans of milk every day in the future. Mo Meng asked.
"Sister-in-law, I'll help you get it. ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Ye Ruohua slapped the table again, "One, okay, let's all go to the same one, we will always have a common hobby, let's go." ”
No one paid any attention to her at all.
"Why, I want to be with everyone......" Ye Ruohua pursed her lips, and the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became. After a while, she actually burst into tears, no more than Mo Meng pretending to cry, she was really sad, "I also know that I am a little willful, but I don't want to be separated from you...... I don't want to be left too far behind by you. ”
Everyone else was stunned when they saw this, and everyone exchanged glances with each other for a while, and there was silence at the dinner table for the second time.
"Oops...... Why are you crying for this little thing, women are hypocritical. Feng Haogeng was a little flustered, he hesitated for a while, and handed Ye Ruohua a piece of pulp paper.
Ye Ruohua took the pulp paper and blew her nose fiercely.
"What do you say?" Han Shihao looked around.
"Listen to you, you're the squad leader. Except for Geng Yan, everyone else spoke in unison.
"Then what are you talking about, go to one!" Han Shihao made a final decision, "Go to his fitness club!"
Ye Ruohua pouted, a little apologetic: "It's okay...... That's what I think, don't force it, everyone. ”
"Rest assured, no one pushes themselves. It doesn't matter which one you go to, after all, it's just an extracurricular activity. Han Shihao said, "Compared to our family Ye Ruohua being happy, nothing else matters." ”
Everyone nodded their heads.
Ye Ruohua smiled: "Everyone is the best!"
"Now think about where to go. Yang Haohui stretched out two fingers, "Have you found out about two problems? One is everyone's common hobby, of course, this is a trivial matter." The other is more realistic, the number of people. ”
"I just looked at the leaflets, and there is a limit to the number of people. Yang Haohui pinched up the leaflet and shook it, "There are a total of seven people in our class plus Geng Yan, and few clubs can recruit so many in one go." This is not to mention the existence of other competitors, and the possibility of everyone joining a club together is very small. ”
"It's a small thing. Geng Yan said lightly, "I'm also the son of an old man, and I've had a lot of dealings with the presidents of each club, so it's up to you Brother Yang." ”
"What do you want to do?"
"Knowing is reasonable, moving is emotional. Geng Yan paused, "No, use force." ”
Okay, I'm thinking too much...... Yang Haohui supported his forehead, and Geng Yan's character seemed to be very firm.
"Violence doesn't solve the problem, let's think of something else. Yang Haohui pointed to a column on the form, "Drama Club, have you seen this?"
In fact, each leaflet has a small doorway in design, and generally the more popular items, or the part that the merchant wants readers to see, will be designed in the upper left and center parts of the leaflet, because this is in line with most people's reading habits from left to right. And this part is also called "golden promotion space" by advertisers or stores, and most of them are excellent positions that need to be bought with money. The drainage effect is far worse if it is placed in the lower right corner or on the side, because few people can stick to the last part of the leaflet. Especially this kind of introductory nature, many leaflets packed with small words listed together.
And the "Drama Club" pointed by Yang Haohui is in the "scrap iron position" in the lower right corner of the leaflet, so it's no wonder that everyone didn't notice it at first.
"This community. Mo Meng squinted and looked at it for a while, "Just the president alone?"
"Yes, the president's name is Sui Xinting, he has not been reinstated, he should be from the Middle Yuan Realm. Yang Haohui clicked on the scale introduction at the back again, there was no word there, "And it's very strange, there is not even a profile, and I can't see the meaning of recruiting people at all." Coupled with this remote propaganda location, it feels like the club should be about to be abandoned. ”
Geng Yan looked at this name, and his eyes were so strange and strange.
"But this club is the most likely to recruit all of our class, right?" Lan Borou comprehended, "There is no competition, and there is a vacancy, so it is the most suitable." ”
Yang Haohui nodded: "And drama is a hobby that tests teamwork the most, which is in line with Ye Ruohua's stupid ...... Very good expectations. ”
"You just wanted to say stupid, right?" Ye Ruohua squinted.
"Anyway, my suggestion is this, depending on everyone's thoughts. Yang Haohui quietly put down the leaflet, as if I hadn't heard anything.
"All right?" Han Shihao was in charge.
Everyone nodded.
"That's it, eat first, eat first, it's cold. Han Shihao waved his hand, "Let's go see this strange drama club in the afternoon!"
To be continued......