23 Shine a mountain gate
The so-called Liangshan Gate was originally a doctor's statement, saying that whoever is sick, the doctor shows his hand, and it will be effective immediately, even if it is a light mountain gate.
But in ancient times, there was no distinction between medicine and Taoism in our country, and Sun Simiao, the medicine king of the Tang Dynasty, was a Taoist scholar, so this statement was gradually accepted by Taoism, and slowly developed to the present.
Leng Yueshan said that he wanted to light up the mountain gate, firstly, he wanted to show off his skills, and secondly, he wanted Yuan Lang to make a fool of himself.
In Yue Lengshan's eyes, the young man in his twenties in front of him knows how to fart! It's just that he wants to eat and drink, he and his master are both status and well-known figures, what qualifications does this kid have to share the table with him?! Dare to call yourself a master? A master of begging!
"That's not quite right, does Mr. Yuan think?" Sun Zhuo said this in his mouth, but his eyes still looked at Yuan Lang, asking for his opinion.
To be honest, after all, he is not very old, and he has returned from studying abroad, and Sun Zhuo himself does not believe in this set of metaphysical things.
But seeing that the shopping mall has been completed for more than a year, I have tried all kinds of methods, but there has been no improvement in operation, and the report of the company's board of directors is also more and more ugly again. How could his father hand over the group to him with peace of mind?
Therefore, Sun Zhuo asked Liu Changda to invite Yuan Lang to come over this time, which can be regarded as a rush to the doctor, and the dead horse is regarded as a live horse doctor, but he Changyou also took it upon himself to invite two Taoist chiefs.
In addition, he didn't really believe that Yuan Lang would understand the metaphysics of feng shui, and since Yue Lengshan had brought it up, of course Sun Zhuo also had a comparative mind.
"Sun Shao, since he was recommended by Mr. Liu, I believe that he definitely has real skills."
Before Yuan Lang could speak, He Changyou on the side couldn't help but interject: "It's okay for us to see." ”
"Hehe, since you dare to call yourself a master...... Yue Lengshan looked complacent, and said with a smile: "Presumably you won't dare, right?" ”
"Well, when did I call myself a master again? Do you want to compare physiognomy with me? ”
He smiled bitterly in his heart, it was only three things, and Yuan Lang was no longer polite, and nodded: "Then Daoist Yue will invite it first." ”
"Then Yue will be ugly first."
Yuan Lang's crying and laughing appearance became a sign of stage fright in Yue Lengshan's eyes, and he sneered, Yue Lengshan looked at He Changyou, and said in his mouth: "Sun Shao's face, his ears are drooping, his nose is beam, and he is blessed and blessed with Dachang, so naturally I don't need to say more, then I'll help Mr. He take a look first......
"Okay, well, show it to the master......" He Changyou nodded again and again: "Daoist Yue, please say, Daoist Yue, please say......"
"Hehe, Mr. He's face is also extravagant, but ......"
After carefully looking at He Changyou for a while, Yue Lengshan shook his head slightly and said, "He always dies first before his father, right?" ”
As soon as the words fell, He Changyou's mouth opened wide in surprise, and his eyes were full of worship: "Master, it's really a master!" When I was in junior high school, my father died of cirrhosis! Big...... Master, how do you see that? ”
"The so-called heavenly secret must not be revealed! It is useless to say more, it is useless to say more! Yue Lengshan smiled slightly, looked at Yuan Lang, and the smugness in his expression was written on his face.
"Xiao Yuan, this ...... Is this guy really a bit capable? Liu Changda was also a little suspicious, just looking at it like this, even his father and mother knew which one would go first, and Liu Changda felt that it was unrealistic to say that he had no ability.
"Hehe, the shameless ability is too great."
Yuan Lang thought that this person would come up with something precious, but as a result, such a big sentence made him even more speechless.
Sun Zhuo, Liu Changda is used to living a privileged life, and he has never been to the street market, as long as he goes to Xiguan Street for a walk, the twenty or thirty fortune tellers are afraid that they will all know this.
Seeing Liu Changda's confusion, Yuan Lang whispered: "Brother Da, you break this sentence." ”
"The father dies before the mother, and the father is in the ...... Mother died first? Liu Changda muttered two sentences, and suddenly realized that the problem was broken sentences!
The father died before the mother, it can be understood that the father is still there, but the mother is gone, and it can also be understood that the father is gone before the mother, it depends on how you break the sentence, if the parents are still there, it will be better to fool, what will happen in the future, who knows?
At this time, Sun Zhuo also seemed to notice that something was wrong, and his brows furrowed slightly, but just as he was about to speak, Qing Chenzi on the side seemed to see Sun Zhuo's expression, stroked the white whiskers on his chin and said: "The apprentice's three-legged cat ability makes everyone laugh, but since it is Sun Shao who is the east today, then I will show Sun Shao the old way......"
"Then there is a master, please." Sun Zhuo retracted his thoughts and smiled: "The master doesn't have to be restrained, just say anything." ”
Mr. Sun's eyebrows were in the sky, his eyes were like meteors, and his mountain roots were straight...... Extravagant, extravagant! ”
After looking at Sun Zhuo in amazement for a while, Qing Chenzi habitually stroked his beard again, and changed his words: "But...... Judging from Mr. Sun's face, it should be a lot of love, so he took the liberty to ask...... Mr. Sun is still unmarried, right? ”
"Well, I'm not married yet." Sun Zhuo nodded, but he was not very satisfied with Qing Chenzi's statement, he was not married, and anyone who has read financial magazines knows it, where to look at what face?
"No...... No, no, no......" Qing Chenzi quickly shook his head, and said in his mouth: "What the old Taoist said is that Mr. Sun shouldn't even have a girlfriend so far, right?" ”
"You can see that, too?"
Sun Zhuo hadn't spoken yet, and He Changyou on the side was shocked again, it didn't matter if he was not married, even his girlfriend could see it?!
"It's true that I don't have a girlfriend yet."
At this time, Sun Zhuocai felt that Qing Chenzi seemed to have a little ability, and the basic magazine website in China would report some gossip news all year round, saying that he would go on a date today and travel with him tomorrow.
"Is this really a look at the face?"
Liu Changda also wondered, even in the eyes of outsiders, a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old, young and wealthy rich second generation, actually has no girlfriend, this is basically impossible, this Taoist priest dares to say this, is it really accurate?
"Hehe, Da Ge, you're thinking too much."
Yuan Lang smiled, and just wanted to explain to Liu Changda, Yue Lengshan, who had been observing Yuan Lang's expression on the side, was dissatisfied: "The family teacher is talking, what are you laughing at?!" ”
"Laugh at the good skills of the two!" Yuan Lang replied with a smile, and said in his heart, I can't laugh and laugh, you are too lenient, aren't you?
Yue Lengshan was stunned for a moment, glared and said, "What do you mean by this?!" ”
"What do I mean?" Yuan Lang poured a glass of water into the cup in front of him, took a sip slowly, and then looked up at Sun Zhuo and said, "Does Sun Shao also think it's strange, why can this light Taoist see that you don't have a girlfriend?" ”
"This ...... Mr. Yuan can also see it? Sun Zhuo wondered.
Yuan Lang smiled, pointed at Liu Changda and said, "Not only me, but even Brother Da can see it." ”
"Me?" Liu Changda was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, I don't know how to look at my face, how can I see if someone has a girlfriend?