Chapter 1: You know
"Tell me, what's wrong?"
"Hmm...... That one...... I...... It is...... What the ...... is that?"
"What?"
"That's it...... Well...... What the ...... is that?"
Faced with the inquiry of the new beauty Dr. Lin from the village health station, Zhou Jun was squeaky, his cheeks flushed, and he didn't say a reason for a long time.
Although he is a young man in his twenties, he is a village boy after all, and he grew up in this village since he was a child, so he naturally has never seen much of the world, so he still can't let go.
This Dr. Lin saw that his cheeks were as red as the monkey's buttocks, and she couldn't help but smile: "Heh......"
When she was done, she asked, "Is it hemorrhoids?" ”
"Hmm......" Zhou Jun's face turned red again, and he shook his head in panic, "No." ”
Seeing him like this, Dr. Lin felt that he was particularly funny, so she smiled again, and then looked at him with round eyes, and said with a smile: "You don't say what kind of illness you have, how can I prescribe medicine for you?" ”
Although Zhou Jun knew that Dr. Lin was laughing at him, he still felt that her smile was particularly beautiful, and that beauty revealed a kind of infinite charm, which was really lovely.
In particular, there was an intoxicating fragrance on her body, which fascinated him even more.
Dressed in a white coat, coupled with her white and delicate face, it is simply beautiful, and even angels in white cannot describe her beauty.
Think about it, in the face of such a beautiful woman, where is he Zhou Jun embarrassed to say that there is something wrong with his bird?
He felt that by saying it, he was tarnishing her beauty.
But when this disease comes, it must be cured, right?
What if it is not cured and causes big trouble?
And that's the key part, the surname of this life depends on it, and it also depends on it for the Zhou family's inheritance, so if something goes wrong, what's the fun in this life?
Besides, he is only twenty years old, and his wonderful life has not yet begun.
After thinking about it, he Zhou Jun glanced at Dr. Lin shyly, and then gritted his teeth, mustered up his courage, and said, "That's it...... That ...... of mine It's a little itchy. ”
Doctor Lin listened and frowned slightly: "Which itch?" ”
"......" Zhou Jun blushed again, "That's it...... The one below, you know! ”
He thought that Dr. Lin would blush in embarrassment after hearing this.
But who knew that after hearing this, Dr. Lin pursed his lips and smiled: "What you said is ...... You redundant guy? ”
Seeing that she finally understood, Zhou Jun nodded with blushing cheeks: "Hmm." ”
Looking at his shy appearance, Dr. Lin couldn't help but giggle and quipped, "Then give it a click, it's superfluous anyway, isn't it?" Scold! ”
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.
Hearing that she was going to click off, Zhou Jun was so frightened that he trembled all over his body, and stared stupidly: "Ah?!! ”
"Ha ......" Dr. Lin couldn't help but laugh.
When she was done, she suppressed her laughter, looked at him thoughtfully, and asked, "Where is the itch?" Is it the itch on the head, or the itch in the middle, or the itch at the root? ”
This Doctor Lin asked very easily, and his tone was natural, but when Zhou Jun listened, his cheeks were flushed, and he replied embarrassedly: "That...... There is no itching on the head, but there is some itching at the root and in the middle. ”
Hearing him say this, Dr. Lin frowned again: "Hmm...... Have you been with your girlfriend lately? Did you do that? ”
"Ah...... I ...... "This time, Zhou Jun even turned red on his neck, thinking about how to answer this question?"
The conscience of heaven and earth, I don't have a girlfriend yet!
If this word spreads, won't his reputation be completely ruined?
What will you do in this Wujia Village in the future?
Are you still marrying a daughter-in-law?
However, the day before yesterday, the son of the Li family married his daughter-in-law, that night, the people in their village went to the cave room together, and later, that night, the second guy made a bad move, so he Zhou Jun got drunk, originally wanted to get him Zhou Jun drunk and threw him into the bridal room, however, when he Zhou Jun woke up, he found that he was sleeping in the bed of the widow of the king in the village......
For this reason, he Zhou Jun has always had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, and he has been thinking, and he doesn't know if Widow Wang did anything to him that night?
I'm still a boy like a fake!
What if the widow was given that night by the king...... Isn't his Zhou Jun's reputation all ruined, woo woo......
What made him most depressed was that after that night, his bird began to itch the next day, and he wanted to come to the village health station yesterday to see a doctor, but thinking that the new doctor Lin from the village health station was a female doctor, he was not embarrassed to come.
But today, he really couldn't stand the itch, and he had no rut, so he stubbornly came to the village health station.
But now, Dr. Lin actually asked him if he had done that with his girlfriend recently, and he could only have a depressed face, and he didn't know how to answer?
Because he can't reveal his affair with the widow of the king of the village, can he?
This Dr. Lin saw that he was squeaking, and was embarrassed to answer, so she said: "They are all adults, what are you embarrassed to say about this?" If there is, there is, and if there is not, there is none? ”
So, Zhou Jun replied very resolutely: "No!" ”
But Dr. Lin frowned again: "No? Impossible? ”
"Not really! Because I don't have a girlfriend yet! ”
Hearing this, Dr. Lin felt a little strange, and his eyebrows furrowed: "If that's the case...... I want to think about it......"
Thinking about it, this Doctor Lin couldn't help but glance at him again, and suddenly saw that he was quite handsome, and then thought that he was still a child, so she also suddenly had a trace of evil thoughts, and snickered in her belly, heh......
After she was done, she pretended to be serious and said, "Then let's go into the back room with me, I have to check to find out what the situation is?" ”
As she spoke, she stood up......
But Zhou Jun was shy: "What?!! ”
Dr. Lin glanced back at him, "What's wrong?" ”
"Ah...... That ......" Zhou Jun looked at her shyly, "can you...... Don't check? ”
"If I don't check, how can I get the right medicine?" Dr. Lim replied.
In desperation, Zhou Jun had no choice but to say: "But you are a woman, and I am a man, so ...... How embarrassing are you? ”
Dr. Lin replied with a straight face: "No, I'm a doctor!" You are a patient! ”
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