Chapter 41: What is a Scumbag (2nd Update)
"It's so boring, why hasn't Liu'er come back yet!"
It's night, the sky is dark, as if God accidentally knocked over the ink cartridge, there is no starlight, no moonlight, don't want the dark.
Liu Yao had been out hunting for two hours, but he had not returned, and during this time, I ate most of the roast chicken in boredom, and wiped out more than half of the pastries left by Liu Yao, but he still did not come back.
If it weren't for the fact that my mind had been investigating the outside and hadn't found any dangerous factors, I would have wondered if he had been kidnapped by the two old guys, Kou Dingtian and Nangong Leopard.
While I was worried about Liu Yao's comfort, Kou Huai swept over half of the roast chicken and pastries in front of me from time to time, and couldn't stop swallowing.
Remembering the hatred of this girl and Mei Huaxue flirting in front of me on the way to Shengjing a few months ago, eating and drinking spicy food, but letting me gnaw on dry steamed buns, I couldn't help but smile and shook a piece of pastry in front of his eyes: "Young Master Kou, are you very hungry and want to eat?" β
Several hours have passed since he was chased and killed, during this time, Young Master Kou has not eaten a drop of rice or water, he has not broken through the spiritual cultivator, and he can't go without eating for a long time, under my deliberate temptation, he can't stop his eyes glowing green - hungry.
"Want to eat?"
I was so seductive that I thought I must look like the big bad wolf who seduced Little Red Riding Hood.
Kou Huaizhun, who was extremely hungry, rolled his throat and nodded: "I...... I came out in a hurry and forgot to prepare some dry food, Mei'er, don't torture me anymore, okay? β
Oops, I'll go!
I shook the goosebumps off my body, and I really felt that this girl's discipline was shattered.
Mer? Meier, your uncle! Is my lady familiar with you?
Can you not say that the behavior of wagging your tail and begging for food is so ambiguous and evocative?
The corners of my mouth twitched, I glanced at him, threw the pastry into my mouth neatly, and muttered indistinctly: "I'm sorry, I don't have the habit of treating prisoners of war preferentially." β
Hmph, I asked you to show off your wealth in front of me a few months ago, and I asked you to show affection with Mei Huaxue in front of me, and bring me a green hat!
There is a saying that is not unreported. Before the hour came, I deeply felt that it would be cheaper for him to hang his appetite and starve him for a few days.
Unexpectedly, this girl has to inch in, and her skin is thick enough. Seeing that I ignored him, he leaned over cheekily and said, "Mei'er, I know you are blaming me for being intimate with Xue'er, you have to believe me, the reason why I am with her." Purely because of her identity as the second lady of the Mei family, I fell in love with you at first sight, your figure has already been deeply seared into my heart, and when I return to the Kou family safely, I will explain the situation to my grandfather and prove your innocence to him, okay? β
Lean ...... What about this girl's face? What about the festival? All in the crotch?
In order to confuse me, he was able to say such brazen words, and I was also deeply drunk.
"Huh...... I remember, before Miss Mei Er. Kou Dashao, your fiancΓ©e seems to be Mei Guo, the eldest lady of the Mei family, I heard that at the wedding ceremony of the new emperor of Guangle, you also said in public that as long as she nodded, you would plead to the head of the Kou family, marry her or something, why, it has only been a few days and you have left their sisters behind? β
"That fat man!" Kou Huaizhun pursed his lips disdainfully: "A mongrel who doesn't know who his biological parents are, how can he be worthy of my sincerity!" If it weren't for the fact that she was deeply favored by the head of the Mei family, with her figure and appearance, I wouldn't have looked at her at all! β
I'm angry!
Although I already know what this girl is. But I never thought I could stir up any sparks with him, and then he extended an olive branch when I was most frustrated, I thought he had changed sex, but I didn't expect that-
Hold back your anger. I hooked the corners of my lips and smiled brightly: "I remember that she was also fat and ugly, and a few months ago you were dismissive of her, and you hated to tell everyone that you hated her, and then why did you change sex?" β
Probably to please me, Kou Huaizhun really knows everything: "It's not because she doesn't know what kind of good luck she has taken recently, and her strength has improved by leaps and bounds." In just a few months, he broke through the four major stages in a row, and directly jumped from the early stage of the body to a great spirit master.
Do you know that on the day of the wedding of the new emperor of Guangle, she broke into the mansion of the second prince Qin Lanfeng alone and killed the second prince's most powerful henchman Qiaoda! β
Speaking of this, he couldn't help but gasp: "That Qiao Da is a master in the early stage of the Great Spirit Master, if he can kill him and retire successfully, Mei Guo must at least be a mid-stage Great Spirit Master!" How is it possible for a waste of wood to make such unnatural progress in such a short period of time? The exercises must be the best! β
A cold light flashed in my eyes, I lowered my head to hide the look on my face, and asked lightly: "So, you will pretend to change your mind, just want to wait for Mei Guo to marry you, and force her to ask her about her superb exercises?" β
Not hearing the danger in my words, Kou Huaizhun chuckled lightly, took two steps forward and tried to wrap his arms around my waist, and my figure dodged his An Lushan claws. Kou Huaizhun pounced in the air, shrugged his shoulders, only when I was shy, he came up with a shy face and said, "Mei'er, don't worry, when I find Mei Guo and set out that exercise, I will definitely share it with you, we will cultivate together and achieve another myth in the cultivation world!" β
I sneered in my heart, I just wanted to speak, and suddenly there was a rustling sound at the entrance of the cave, and my mind swept out, making sure that it was Liu Yao who came back, and I hurriedly greeted it.
Liu Yao's face was not very good, and when he saw me coming out, he staggered my body and glared at Kou Huaizhun coldly, obviously he had listened to all of Kou Huaizhun's shameless words just now.
Probably because the murderous aura on Liu Yao's body was too obvious, Kou Huaizhun shrunk his neck, didn't dare to continue to be presumptuous, and honestly nested aside to pretend to be transparent.
Liu Yao threw the wooden stick tied to a few pheasants and ducks on his shoulder to the ground, drew out his long sword and cleaned up the prey while looking at Kou Huaizhun with the gaze of a dead man.
Me: "......"
Liu Yao: "Huh! Swish! β
"Ahem...... What are you angry with a scumbag, if you really can't get used to him, just slaughter him......"
The beautiful boy finally stopped the atrocity of abusing food, stared at my face for a long time, and suddenly sighed: "I'm not angry with him, but ......" After a pause, he changed the topic with a depressed expression: "This guy can't be killed, it's still a burden to carry it, it's better to throw him away, otherwise once he leaves a trace that we can't see along the way, it will be a lot of trouble." (To be continued.) )