Chapter 1: My name is Herring
In this world, there is always something unbelievable.
My name is Hering'er, Fang Ling'er is 23 years old, female, interested······ As long as the sister is happy, you can call this situation an interest, that's right, the sister is very willful, who makes the sister... Beautiful and fighting, ah no, Gautena! Puff... I smiled shyly with my slender jade hand, yes, yes, sister, very high-profile.
"This young lady, I was introduced by a lady named Hezhen, we... Can we get down to business? You really can... Can we live in this house safe and sound? We··· It really took us half of our life savings to buy this house... We... Without waiting for the middle-aged honest Mediterranean man in front of me to finish speaking, I stopped him, yes, I can see that their economic situation is very average, but my sister's current situation is not optimistic! O woman! If you don't spend money one day, you will have the illusion that your face will disappear, and if you don't go to the mall one day, you will feel that I have missed the most suitable clothes for myself in this life, maintenance and maintenance! This month's credit card is almost due! Hezhen! Your eldest niece really thinks about your sister-in-law.
Thinking of this, I stood solemnly and said solemnly, "I think I, Heling'er, learned this ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons from my master, so I naturally take it as my responsibility to eliminate demons and defend the way, can you take me to see it first." ”
“······ It's not that I don't want to take the mage, it's... Yes... I'm so scared of the invisible, my wife... Hey, I won't tell you, at our age, my wife finally got pregnant, I think I am also middle-aged, naturally it is a happy event, so I did not hesitate to spend all my savings to buy this three-room house, who wants to move into this house, my wife's stomach is always painful, at first I thought it was my unborn child who made trouble, who thought that within a few days, my hard-working wife had a miscarriage······" The man seemed so sad that he was choked up and speechless.
At this time, I carefully looked at the woman next to this man who was almost ignored by me, miscarriage is very harmful to women, both physically and mentally, see that this woman is pale, thin, complexion... Look? The black gas that came out from the eyebrows and eyes, the forehead turned cyan, this look sluggish, I was shocked, not good, presumably this family must have been washed away by the evil in the house, pregnant people are already fond of provoking evil things, but it will not be so serious as a miscarriage, and then take a closer look at this man's eyebrows before it was unlucky, this is obviously unlucky! It's so powerful, I immediately put away my care, it seems that things are not as simple as I thought, and Zhengse said, "Okay then!" You give me the key, I'll go by myself, you couple don't go back to that house for the time being, the cost! It's easy to say..."
That's right, I'm a mage, and I think I'm going to be an amazing mage in the future······
The next day, the fog was shrouded, and there was still no sunlight in the north at eight o'clock in the morning in May. Not happy!
I came to the gate of this community according to the address provided by the bitter master, well, yes, this location sits north and faces south, especially the flowers and trees breeze and does not move, the direction of the water flow from top to bottom, this scenery has a momentum that is not angry and mighty, how to say that it is not a place that should be touched by bad luck, the people who live here are not rich or noble lords, and my sister is also at the age of marriage! The golden beetle son-in-law or something······" Ahem, cough, cough······ Beauty, you're in my way, why is it here! Silly, right? Just this mouthful of the Great Northeast dialect, all of a sudden pulled me back from my thoughts mercilessly, I angrily threw off my waist-length ponytail half turned sideways to look at him, delicate eyebrows frowned, that's right, sister is angry! Just by listening to this voice, I knew that this man was super bad, and I didn't know until later······ Know more about that!
He sat in the car, wearing sunglasses, good-looking lips and smiling evilly, the moment I turned my head back, I could feel his gaze, I hate to look at my sister's scum like this with my eyes, and the beam was so simple!
I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with this kind of scumbag, so I turned around and entered through the pedestrian intersection, 14 units and 13 floors, which is really enough... It's a good idea! I'm not delaying much, the elevator opens with a ding, and it's really a narrow road! I don't think that person is that scumbag, at this moment he was surprised to see me, "Sister, you also live in this building!" It's really fate! Which floor?"
I really don't want to say a word to this kind of person anymore, really, I glanced at it, he lives on the 13th floor? Wouldn't it······ This is simply a bad fate! I was infinitely noisy in my heart about how this person looked so annoying, suddenly he hit me with his arm, and the sunglasses also fell to the ground with the power that followed, I was hit by this force unprepared "oops" screaming pain, suddenly raised my head and just wanted to scold, who wanted to hit him in front of me with the power just now, I looked up, my forehead hit his chin, I "oops" again, the elevator shook suddenly, the built-in lights were not stable flickering, the atmosphere was extremely weird for a while, and suddenly I felt the temperature around me turn sharply, The scumbag who just wanted to talk with his chin just wanted to speak, I covered his mouth to speak, and then through the flickering light, I saw his eyes, which were a pair of slender peach blossom eyes, black and white, with long eyelashes, obviously he was much taller than me, it seemed that he was more than 180, my 170 head, covering him like this, or... It's a little tired, what a waste of these eyes.
Now these wasted eyes were looking at me in bewilderment, and I covered his mouth with my left hand, and pointed to the lamp on his head with my right hand. He tilted his head and was still confused, I put my index finger on my lips and "shhhh I landed steadily on the other side of the elevator, the lights immediately stopped flashing, and my evil talisman was the nemesis of evil things, pure and yang.
The temperature of the elevator is also back to normal, oops, this guy next to him won't tell what he saw! Uh··· I set my eyes on this scumbag, and I saw that his slender peach blossom eyes were shining, and it flashed, and at this moment I really saw that face, which was really a little ······ Make people jealous, this ······ Men and women are a little bit asympathetic!
This big man with a big waist and a round waist······ White and clean face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, high nose bridge, hey, scum! It's really the age of looking at faces! This fresh meat······ Even though I hated him a little at first, I was finally defeated by his teary eyes, and I said angrily, "Hey, are you okay?" How... Why are you still crying that? As for it? ”
I was really scorched by this big man in the Northeast, and I saw him pouting and crying with a trembling voice: "Scared the baby to death, sister, hug, hug..."
"Ah······ Roll ······ If you dare to take a step closer to me, I will call until your mother doesn't know you, don't follow me" I dislike all out of the elevator, it turns out that this is a ladder and two households, this temperature is still abnormal, which is the home of this bitter master?
"Sister, do you need help?" This scum flashed coquettishly in front of me, blinked the pair of peach blossom eyes, and I said helplessly: "I advise you to leave here immediately, it's really dangerous here, which is your home?" ”
"None of them are my family, young master, I'm here to see my friends today, beauty, amazing!"
"Friends? Friends who can stay on this floor, it seems that your friends are not simple! I'm here today on the behalf, so please leave with your friends in a moment! ”
"It's okay, I'm the one who likes to watch the excitement the most, the beauty just now really opened my eyes to the young master, I think the beauty will not mind someone like me who admires you so much to cheer for you by your side!"
The friends he said could live on this floor must not be ordinary people, and looking at his dress, he is probably a second generation who spends a lot of money, so it is better to... Of course, Miss Ben has to obey Master's instructions, but this urgent need must also be solved!
"I admire Miss Ben's skills, right? No problem, 10,000 yuan stand aside, don't get in the way of my errands, whatever you want" After speaking, I stretched out my five fingers to him proudly.
"The girl is really... As your fan, cash or swipe? ”
"Swipe card" he was surprised to see me take out the POS machine from the black bag behind me, I glanced at him, I really didn't know, the economic crisis was lifted, and I was suddenly refreshed! Work!
"Call your friend out," I whispered. He took out his phone, dialed it out, for a minute, no one answered, he shook his head at me, I took a step and asked him "which one is it?"
The elevator was facing two doors, and he pointed to the left, "Do you have the key to your friend's house?" He shook his head, okay, I'll come, I took out a yellow talisman, and read around the position of the door lock: "Gods and ghosts, hurry like a law, open" I heard a Gada, the door bounced open, I gently opened the door, the light was on in the house, this scum followed me closely, I took small steps to look at the surrounding environment, and suddenly I didn't know from what direction a figure came out, the speed was so fast, before I could react, the scum behind me suddenly hit my back, directly let me pounce on the person in front of me, When I reacted, I was lying in the arms of my scumbag friend in an ambiguous position, so fragrant! I stood up all of a sudden, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, it's all him"
I lowered my head and pulled the scum, the scum was blocked by me in front of my chest, and said happily: "Gu Xi, I'm coming to see you, hehe, be happy!" Huh"
I listen to this stupidity, hey... Forget it, finally relieved the embarrassment, then I raised my head and looked at this man named Gu Xi, the smell on his body was so fragrant, I had never smelled this smell before.
This person's temperament is different from this scumbag, very cold, he is smiling, but there is a touch of alienation in his smile, he is very good-looking, very handsome, but this kind of handsomeness is different from the scumbag's delicate woman, he also has the same peach blossom eyes as the scum, but between the eyebrows and eyes it looks very resolute, the nose bone is taller than the scum, with a pair of black-framed eyes, frowning, at the moment he is pursing the thin lips, slightly displeased and said: "Didn't you come?" Whoever allows you to come to me without saying hello will be displeased to your mother. ”
The voice was very soft, but it was a scumbag who said heartlessly: "I'm not... I'm worried about you! ”
"Worried about me? What are you worried about me? He asked softly, as if talking to himself, and couldn't help but turn their eyes on me.
"I'm entrusted by the bitter lord of the house next to your house, ** person..." Thinking about my sister, I am also the successor of Zhang Tianshi's Taoism, although some time ago I lost a lot of my cultivation, but this kind of small case in this town is still not a problem, thinking of this, I also swept away the previous shyness, and the sense of confidence immediately exploded.
"Hehe" The man named Gu Xi chuckled again: "Then there will be labor."
The scum seemed to look at Gu Xi's reaction in surprise, and I couldn't help but say, "Then, I'll take it!" ”