Chapter 11: Fat Girl

Bi Qingyun had an epiphany by accident, Shangguan didn't notice it, at this time he was turning clouds and rain with Yunyu in the bedroom, and the two were separated for several months, just as the so-called Xiao Biesheng was newly married, even if it was daytime, the two couldn't help but prostitute themselves during the day.

The rumbling of artillery fire continued for several hours, and when the clouds cleared, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and at this time, Yun Yu was just like her name, lying on the bed softly, and she didn't even have the strength to move her little finger.

Shangguan is still energetic, after all, it is an immortal body, ten thousand times stronger than in the past, and this intensity of exercise is not even a warm-up for him.

Pulling the quilt over Yunyu's body, Shangguan put on his clothes and left the palace.

Although the Shangguan people have disappeared for a few months, the fishing shrimp island is becoming more and more lively, and now the world's richest group of people, more than 100 people have bought real estate in the fishing shrimp island, and have lived in the fishing shrimp island.

But most of the people who live here are over seventy years old, and the reason why they live here is to recuperate here, because Diaoyu Shrimp Island has the best living environment in the world, air quality, and the most delicious food, the most 'pleasing to the eye' waiters, and the best medical conditions, although the nurses here are real human beings, but the doctors are all artificial people from the Flood Wilderness Realm, and the medical skills are the above functional artificial standards, there are a total of twenty such doctors.

Of course, people who live in Shrimp Island will not produce new diseases, and even after living here for a long time, their health will get better and better, which is no problem, the problem is that many of the elderly in many families in the world are plagued by illness, and they have basically been sentenced to death by today's medical community, but these people have been sent to Shrimp Island for treatment, and the results are shocking to the world. Because all the patients who came here, except for those who died, all the sick people have been finally treated, but it takes a long time for these old people to fully recover, and among the more than 100 properties that have been sold in Diaoyu Shrimp Island, more than 60 sets are sold for these old people to recuperate in Diaoyu Shrimp Island.

Even with treatment and accommodation, these elderly people spend more than 2 million per day, making a great contribution to the economic development of Fishing Shrimp Island, and it is precisely because of the leading health and medical treatment of Fishing Shrimp Island that there are more and more elderly people on Fishing Shrimp Island. Now more than half of the tourists on the shrimp island are elderly, and more than 30% are middle-aged, only a dozen percent are young adults and children, of course, children are the least, because there is no 'child ticket' on the shrimp island, even if it is a newborn baby, you must pay a minimum fee of one million per day, many rich people feel that it is not worth it, so few children come to the shrimp island.

The Shangguan people strolled on the shrimp fishing island, looking at the few young people. I can't help but sigh in my heart, I originally wanted to create a tourist paradise, but I didn't expect it to gradually become a nursing home.

It can't be helped, who makes the cost of fishing shrimp islands too high! The fixed fee of one million soft girl coins per day alone makes many people unbearable. Young people are working hard for the future, how can they have so much spare money to come here for a vacation? Only those old people who have money and have nothing to do have such interest and need.

Should you consider an age limit? Shangguan Nengren has been pondering this problem all the way, and unconsciously arrived in front of Lin Yuyi's house.

Seeing Lin Yuyi again, Shangguan Nengren found that she was a little fatter than before. couldn't help but blurt out a sarcastic word: "Yuyi, you are going to become a pig's rhythm!" ”

"Bastard!" Lin Yuyi chased after Shangguan and fought, although there was not enough space in the room to move. But under the dodging of the competent people, Lin Yuyi couldn't catch up with the competent people, and finally sat on the sofa with a tired butt, panting and scolding.

"Save your energy!" Shangguan Nengren took an apple and took a bite of it, and said, "Have you been too comfortable lately?" At a young age, you started to gain weight before you got married, and you won't be crazy after you get married. ”

"You care about me." Lin Yuyi glared at him, and then his face was full of worry: "I don't want to either!" But I work every day for a while, and the rest of the time is arranged by myself, although I often go outside and swim at the beach, but most of the time I sit at home and play games online, and there is no shortage of food, and I slowly get fat. ”

"Hmm." Shangguan was not surprised, and nodded: "Many people are so fat, you always sit at home and don't exercise much, it's strange if you're not fat." ”

"What can I do? I don't have to enjoy a comfortable life, and I'm not a fool. Lin Yuyi took a breath and recovered some of his strength, then asked, "What have you been doing lately?" I haven't heard from you in months, and I thought you were dead! ”

"I'm not going to die that easily." Shangguan Neng smiled, threw the apple core into the trash, and said: "There was something a little time ago, I was just busy a few days ago, and I can rest for a few days for the time being, but there are still a few games before the year, and I can't be idle for a few days, and the workload after the year is even greater, I estimate that there will be no idle time in the next ten years or eight years, I really envy you!" ”

"Don't be too tired." Lin Yuyi looked at him and said, "You are young and rich now, and you don't lack anything, why don't you enjoy life?" Is it necessary to make yourself so tired every day? ”

"I don't want to, if I had a choice, I would have enjoyed my life a long time ago." Shangguan Nengren sighed, walked to Lin Yuyi and sat down, walked around with his arm, put his hand on her shoulder, and smiled: "But people can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes, I have something to do, but it's good to be busy all these years, I'm still young, and I can do everything I need to do while I'm young, and I will have a better mood to enjoy life in the future." ”

After a pause, Shangguan Nengren asked, "What about you?" Do you have any plans for the future? You can't be alone on the shrimp fishing island for the rest of your life, right? ”

"You can't expect me to be better!" Shoulders were hugged, Lin Yuyi's face was slightly red, and she rolled her eyes: "I want to find a man to marry, but you also know my situation, no one has secrets in front of me, I have been fishing shrimp island for more than half a year, and I have met many young men, but these men are all playboys, even if they are twelve or thirteen years old, they are full of flowers, if I want to live with such a man for the rest of my life, I can't stand it." ”

"That's just as well." Shangguan Nengren touched his chin and thought about it, and said: "Your ability is indeed very strong, it is definitely against the sky in ordinary people, no matter what you do, you can succeed, but it's a pity that human nature is ugly." It's not a good thing to see a lot of dark things, so it seems that in the future, you can only find those people you can't see through, but the people you can't see through, and you don't know whether he is good or bad, and your heart is not steady, alas! I'm really worried about your future. ”

"You don't cry cats, rats fake mercy." Lin Yuyi's forehead hit the chin of the competent person, and snorted lightly: "It's a big deal not to marry for the rest of your life, isn't it just for women to get married and enjoy sex legally, and then give birth to a man!" I have no plans to have children. As for enjoying sex, there are many men in the world, who to do with or not, even if you don't look for men, there are adult products, what am I afraid of. ”

Shangguan Nengren covered his chin with one hand and stretched out his thumb with the other: "It's really amazing, in fact, it's right, the biggest advantage of living alone is to be free." No one cares what you want to do, of course, the disadvantage is that it's too lonely, and there is no one to rely on in the dead of night, which is not pleasant. Are you sure you can handle it? ”

"You said it yourself, it's just that you're lonely in the dead of night, but you won't be lonely during the day, besides. Nowadays, Internet communication is so developed, if I really feel lonely at night, I can go online and play games. It's good to talk to someone, there is always a way to solve it, besides, this is your nest, you and your woman will definitely live here in the future, and if I am lonely, I will go to your woman to chat and relieve my boredom, and then tease your children, it's also good. ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "I may not settle here with my own woman in the future, maybe I will go somewhere else, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it then." ”

"Where else can you go?" Lin Yuyi chuckled in his heart and asked nervously.

"That's not for sure, maybe go to the South Pole to build a nest, maybe go to outer space to get a colony, or maybe go directly to another world to be the creator god and the creation god mother, my journey is a sea of stars." Shangguan said seriously.

Lin Yuyi was speechless: "Just you return the sea of stars!" Let's study the Gundam first! But you said you were going to Antarctica to build a nest, what's going on? Could it be that you can transform a place like Antarctica and fish for shrimp islands? ”

Shangguan smiled and said: "If you only talk about the environment, it is definitely better to fish shrimp island, after all, you also know the climate of Antarctica, it is not easy to transform, and many countries have signed agreements, Antarctica belongs to the property of the people of the world, if I rashly run over to build a nest, I will definitely be attacked by many military countries, it is not a joke." ”

"With your ability, you shouldn't be afraid!" Lin Yuyi said: "After all, the army of the United States has been beaten back to the Atlantic by you." ”

As the 'same kind' of the Shangguan people, Lin Yuyi has long known the cause and process of the establishment of the Fishing Shrimp Island, and the news that the mud bombardment and the navy of the United States were easily wiped out by the Shangguan people has long been known to Lin Yuyi, and although the military base of the Fishing Shrimp Island does not allow tourists to approach, Lin Yuyi can come and go at will, although there are not many military weapons on the Fishing Shrimp Island, but they are all super weapons beyond this era, Lin Yuyi does not believe that the Shangguan people holding these weapons will be afraid of the attack of the military state.

Shangguan smiled and said, "Of course I'm not afraid, but to transform Antarctica into a paradise on earth, it is not an overnight effort, or you don't do it, or you can do it big." ”

Speaking of this, a glint flashed in Shangguan Nengren's eyes, and he smiled: "A place as big as Antarctica, if you want to establish a country, it should be fun." ”

"Hey, you're not serious, are you?" Lin Yuyi was taken aback.

"Am I kidding?"

Lin Yuyi looked at Shangguan's expression and nodded: "Like." ”

Shangguan was stunned: "Why? ”

"Because you're laughing cheaply."

“……”

Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly and said: "I'm not joking, what I said is true, if I establish a country in the future and set up a national law, the first article is 'polygamous country'." ”

Lin Yuyi: "......"

"Are you stunned by my huge plans?" Shangguan looked at Lin Yuyi triumphantly, and said with a smile: "You also know that I have too many women, if I stay in the Celestial Empire, there will definitely be no way to give each of them a name, but if I develop Antarctica and build a country by myself, I can set the law at will, and when the time comes, all my women will either be princesses or queens, which is equivalent to giving them a great reputation, and it can be regarded as the reward they are willing to pay for me!" ”

Lin Yuyi stayed for a long time. When he finally came back to his senses, a fine light flashed in his eyes, and his small fist slammed into the chest of the functional, and said with a smile: "Okay! If you were to build a state in Antarctica, how about I make you an Inspector General? ”

Shangguan Neng Ren laughed and said, "If you want this official position, I'll give it to you." However, it is not easy to be an official, there are endless things to deal with every day, are you sure you want to be an official? ”

"At the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, there were always some people with unknown purposes who came to make trouble! When the time comes, I can help you find these people out, and the others will be almost done. With my help to you, you have to give me a monthly pension of one million, a set of sea view villas, let me retire with peace of mind! ”

“……”

Shangguan can wipe the cold sweat from his head: "Don't be too greedy!" Forget about the sea view villa, a million monthly pension, you think too well, 100,000 a month is about the same. ”

"Stingy." Lin Yuyi glared at him dissatisfied: "I'll help you find out the spies of various countries, what a credit this is." How much trouble can it save you? One million a month, only 12 million a year, I will live another 100 years to the end! That's only more than 200 million, and your daily income from fishing shrimp island is hundreds of millions. Feed me for the rest of my life with only twenty days' income, and you won't lose. ”

"I'm mainly afraid that you have a life to take it, but you don't have a life to spend it, how much can you spend if you die alone? What do you want so much money for? Life does not bring death, and death does not bring it. You can't wait for you to die and ask me to burn all the money to you! ”

"You can't expect me to be better!" Lin Yuyi said angrily: "What I'm most afraid of in my life is that I don't have money to spend, it's only more than 200 million, and I will buy a Messi at the top." A Cristiano Ronaldo and a Bale, three people divided my life's wealth, can you say that this is a lot of money? ”

"Uh......" Shangguan Nengren scratched his head: "You're also a fan?" ”

"I'm not just a fan, I'm a sports fan, in addition to the three balls, I also watch table tennis, badminton, tennis, swimming, diving, gymnastics...... As long as there is something on TV, I basically watch it, of course, my favorite is football, especially the Bundesliga and La Liga, but the national team is too uncompetitive, I have been angry a lot over the years, fortunately, you started to start two major pilot units a while ago, maybe in another ten years, I can really enjoy the happiness that football brings me. ”

Shangguan looked at her, smiled, patted her shoulder, and said, "Don't worry!" You'll see that day. ”

"You just have to work harder." Lin Yuyi smiled, then turned pale, and said: "Don't talk about the topic, do you give a pension of one million per month?" ”

Competent man: "......"

In the end, the pension matter was temporarily exposed by the competent people on the grounds that 'it is not certain whether to build a country or not', but Lin Yuyi's weight loss problem is urgent.

"From tomorrow onwards, you will be jogging 5,000 meters outdoors every day, and I will arrange for someone to supervise you." Shangguan said solemnly.

Lin Yuyi was dumbfounded: "Wait...... Wait, what if it rains? ”

"Then change to two hours of indoor gyms." Shangguan Nengren sneered: "Don't worry, the person who supervises you will be there tomorrow, she has always obeyed my orders, and will never be the slightest neglect, and most importantly, she is very irritable and has a high level of force, as long as you can't meet the requirements, she won't mind making a few intimate contacts with your feet and your ass." ”

"You...... You have no right to interfere in my life! Lin Yuyi is in a hurry, she is too comfortable in fishing shrimp island, a few months have made her more and more lazy, in addition to the necessary work every day, the rest of the time is to play games online at home, and now she is going to become an otaku, the extra fat is proof, although she is fat and makes her a little annoyed, but if there is such a person to supervise her sports every day, what freedom does she have? It's unacceptable to think about it.

"But I have the right to dismiss you." Shangguan Nengren opened his big mouth, revealing a mouthful of cold white teeth: "You have the right to refuse supervision, but I also have the right to dismiss you from your position, so that you will be exposed to the polluted air every day in Sijiu City, and when you have no income, I think you will do something?" ”

Lin Yuyi was full of cows: "You...... You bully people. ”

"Don't say I'm bullying you, I'm also good for you." Shangguan Nengren unexpectedly picked up Lin Yuyi, hanging in the air for about two seconds, Shangguan Nengren put Lin Yuyi down, let her sit on his lap, shook his head and sighed: "It's only been a few months and you've gained ten pounds, if it's another year, you really won't be able to see people, you're not yet twenty years old!" As your friend, I can't watch you turn into a little fat pig, so you should be enlightened! ”

Being picked up by the competent person, Lin Yuyi's face turned red, and after listening to the words of the competent person, he no longer objected and struggled, but because he was close to the competent person, his heart was pounding.

Shangguan Nengren has a very natural, very fresh, very good smelling smell, and it is very hot, Lin Yuyi just took a few breaths, and he had a dry mouth, his palms were full of sweat, and he was wet underneath.

Seeing that Shangguan was looking down at him, Lin Yu was as delicate as fire, slowly closed his eyes, and pursed his lips.

(There are so few monthly passes!) (To be continued......)

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