Chapter 15: King Kong Gourd Baby
readx; No wonder I couldn't feel him, so I said loudly, "Since you know the mind, why didn't you come forward and tell me earlier?" ”
The thing said: "At that time, the immortal was transformed into a palm-sized object by the person, and there was no ability to speak at all, not to mention, it was snatched from the man's hand by your own hands, who knew that you didn't know how to love at all, and threw the immortal out of the window, if it weren't for the kind woman named Xiuxiu who saw me chic and secretly picked me up, the immortal still doesn't know what would happen, you eyeless junior." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info”
"Chic? Hahahahaha・・・・・・" Gu Le laughed breathlessly without giving face: "I said that you monster, you have grown like this, like a gourd into a spirit, chic?" Are you praising yourself or burying yourself? Hahahahaha・・・・・・" Gu Le then laughed.
At this time, I looked carefully at this little guy who was talking like an old thief, why did I say that? Because ・・・・・・ really is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in my life.
This guy is long, uh, about 80 centimeters tall, and his limbs are no different from those of a normal child, but he has six fingers and toes, and what is that on the top of his head? Off-white beard? The facial features are still in the past, and those big black eyes are looking at me motionlessly, what about the face? Why do you still have such a long fluff? And this neck! What about your neck? Do you still have a neck? This ・・・・・・ is naked, but ・・・・・・ he has no gender! I was immediately frightened and took a step back.
"You・・・・・・ are you male or female!" I said tremblingly, pointing to his lower body.
Why do you think I'm so out of tune! It's normal for Gu Xi or Gu Le to ask, why should I ask in my gut! I really want to give myself a big mouth when I say that.
Suddenly, except for my echo in the room because of the decibel level of my voice, it was really in response to the old saying "embarrassing hugging embarrassment crying, embarrassment died".
Finally, this old gourd who had become a fine man spoke, holding his bare white chest and saying loudly: "Bold junior, are you my ordinary monster?" Dare to be so disrespectful to me, if this immortal hadn't been dyed by borrowing your Taoist pure yang righteousness by mistake before, he would have abolished your cultivation and punished you a long time ago, and you are a stinky boy with a smooth tone, believe it or not, this immortal makes you unable to laugh anymore, hum. ”
As soon as Gu Xi heard that his younger brother was going to be repaired, he hurriedly said: "Daxian is angry, I was offended a lot just now, and I still hope that Daxian Haihan, no matter what, since Daxian has received the favor of Heling'er, he must have already recognized the master!" ”
It seems that the title of this great immortal is very appetizing to this old guy, and when he heard Gu Xi's words, he sighed: "Although I have not yet been ranked in the immortal class, but we are cultivated from the plants born from heaven and earth, although we don't have to suffer from the catastrophe, but when the opportunity comes, we will also suffer the sin of entering the world!" Entering the world means experiencing the greed and hatred of the world, when I was cut off by someone one step by someone, I was clearly aware that I originally thought that I would smoothly turn into a human form, accompany that person to kill demons and demons all his life, and it can be regarded as a positive result of cultivation, who thought that person was a demon who did not enter the right path, and actually wanted to refine me into a monster to drive, and I also cultivated to a certain heart, once I felt the orthodox Taoist breath and threw my blood, that person will not feel anything! Now that I have successfully dispelled the evil qi in my body, I have successfully got rid of my golden body and turned into a human form, and no one else will ever want to take me away from my master, and I will have a psychological connection with the person who is confessed to my master. ”
"What do you say? You mean that as long as I live, you will have to follow me for the rest of your life? I screamed.
The old guy said, "Yes, but not in this life, but in life and in life, until I have completed my merits in the world and ascended to immortality." ”
I sat on the ground with a soft body and said in a daze: "Why didn't I listen to Hezhen's words at that time and raise a beautiful little demon to follow!" I looked at the old guy close at hand with tears in my eyes and said, "Are you going to follow me like this for the rest of your life?" Elderly! ”
"Of course not, this immortal will grow up!" The old monster lifted his smooth chin in a good way, as if there was really a beard there.
I widened my eyes and asked, "And what will you look like?" ”
The old monster asked rhetorically, "What do you want me to look like?" ”
I continued: "You say that you are a gourd, and my requirements are not high, just like the King Kong gourd baby?" ”
"Poof" and "poof" two inopportune voices sounded, and the old monster waited for the big round black eyes and said: "What kind of appearance is that, is it more chic than the appearance of this immortal?" ”
"Poof" and "poof" sounded again, and the old monster didn't pay any attention, still staring at my answer with wide eyes.
I looked at his cute appearance, with a childish voice to tell his life, when he told me that he would accompany me for the rest of my life, in fact, my heart is happy, it turns out, not everyone is destined to be lonely, he came to my side, in my unknown situation chose me, then my future life will not be lonely, someone told me, she said that my birth means that this life is lonely, at that time I was still very young, not very understanding, until the time I left them, I really realized, Wandering is my loneliness, I will always be alone, no family, no friends, I have nothing, now I have Xiuxiu who is as lonely as me, with this cute old monster in front of me, I will not be lonely anymore!
Tears suddenly slipped from the corners of my eyes, and I looked at him and said, "Hulu baby, are you really following me from now on?" Are you following me all the time? ”
The gourd baby nodded, still in that immature voice, and replied firmly: "Always, it will be a long, long time!" ”
My heart suddenly beat very hard, I stood up and said: "Doctor Gu, thank you for beating this gourd baby, he will be mine in the future, today is your housewarming, you won't care about an extra pair of chopsticks to celebrate you!" ”
Gu Xi looked at me, his eyes shining inexplicably, and said: "Hehe, congratulations to Master He Tianshi for receiving a good baby, come, let's have a drink!" ”
Gu Le also stood up and said happily: "Ling'er, come, although I still don't understand what he is of use to you, but my brother said that he is a baby, it must not be wrong, congratulations!" ”
I smiled and said, "That, gourd baby, do you want to eat these things?" ”
I saw him walking to the table with square steps, clumsily climbed onto the stool with his white short legs, took a sip of the red wine on the table and said: "This, these, this immortal can be eaten, since it has entered the mortal world, why not follow the customs, come and come, this immortal and you juniors will do it first." After saying that, he drank a fine drink.
I said speechlessly: "That, gourd baby, can you put on some clothes before eating?" ”