Chapter 30: The Goofs (One Chapter in the Night)
"Hahaha, if my brother and sister like it, I'll give it to you."
Niu Bin is a cheerful person, and Wu Xuan is an iron buddy, the sharp knife in his hand is usually regarded as a treasure, and today he is willing to say that he is willing to give it away, it is simply the sun coming out of the west.
Hearing the word brother and sister, Li Xinyan and Tang Tang's faces flew red at the same time, and Wu Xuan was also taken aback and hurriedly explained, wouldn't it be bad if she scared Goddess Li away?
"Don't mess around, they're my classmates."
"Didn't I say they weren't your classmates? My current girlfriend is my junior high school classmate, but I only have this knife, who do you want to discuss? ”
Li Xinyan took a step back a little nervously, Tang Tang waved his hand and said, "Don't, it's oily, it's too insincere to break a knife." ”
"Broken knives?" Niu Bin was a little unhappy: "This is made by our famous Chinese swordsmith and knife slave, this knife is called arabesque, more than 10,000 yuan." ”
"What? A broken knife costs more than 10,000 yuan? Deceptive, right? Tang Tang obviously didn't believe it.
"Liars are puppies." Niu Bin swore by it.
After a few words, Li Xinyan and Tang Tang's wariness of Niu Bin was reduced a lot, and a few simple conversations can see that such a strong man with a knife with a full face is actually a teenager with a childlike heart.
Selling meat is naturally indispensable to use knives, so Niu Bin is very interested in knives and likes knives very much, so he spent more than 10,000 yuan to customize this arabesque knife. Regarding this matter, Wu Xuan has always said that he is a loser, looking at the whole of China, selling pork with a Tang grass knife of more than 10,000 yuan, it is estimated that he is the only one.
After staying at the farmer's market for more than half an hour, Wu Xuan, the two beauties and Chao Xinglong were ready to go home. Chao Xinglong's existence was basically ignored, but the two beauties came to make up for their lessons, although Wu Xuan had other ideas, but he didn't dare to put them into practice, so he could only continue to study step by step.
"We're going out, get ready."
Just when a few people walked out of the dried vegetable shop, Chao Xinglong had already broadcast Huang Tengjie's phone, but unfortunately although he did it extremely secretively, Wu Xuan's skills were too demonic, and although they were far away, they still heard it clearly.
"Still not dead?"
Wu Xuan frowned secretly, but he was not worried. Previously, because I was worried about the two girls being injured on the street, I had no choice but to borrow the hand of Brother Baozi to resolve the crisis, but now this is in the market, and Mother Xuan is an old merchant here, and there are still a few people who dare to help with good relationships. Others don't say it, Niu Bin is one of them. Last time, Mama Xuan was blackmailed and touched porcelain, and it happened that Niu Bin was not at home, otherwise the gold chain would be even worse, and he was much more ruthless than Wu Xuan.
"Binzi, call a few brothers, there may be a tough battle in a while."
"Oh? What's going on? ”
Niu Bin immediately became interested, and had already dialed the phone while speaking, and hung up directly when the phone rang, and then dialed another phone. The two young men who received Niu Bin's call on the other side also began to make calls in the same way.
The farmer's market where Xuan Ma is located is the largest in the neighborhood, with almost 500 merchants in the market. As the saying goes, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and there are all kinds of merchants with five hundred merchants, so it is natural that there are market tyrants.
Niu Bin is naturally not a city bully, but a leading big brother in the market who dares to confront the market head-on, of course, his big brother is only limited to this farmers' market, not the gangster big brother in the hey club. To put it bluntly, it is a group of like-minded buddies in the market, and there are naturally many young people in it, and a few of them are Wu Xuan's playmates when he was a child.
"Ready, they're coming out."
Kang Zhenxiong said: "Brother Jie, how are you going to play this time?" ”
"How to play, of course, according to the original plan, after beating Wu Xuan, I deliberately exposed my flaws and sold Chao Xinglong, and finally there was a second wave, and I was the protagonist hero to save the United States."
With Huang Tengjie's order, eight gangsters appeared in front of Wu Xuan. Zhenmu had nothing to hide before, although the distance was very far, Wu Xuan still saw Huang Tengjie hiding in the corner across the street, so he motioned to Niu Bin Shao'an not to be impatient and see how they were going to play.
"Shout, these two younger sisters are long and watery, how about playing with my brother?"
One of them walked towards Li Xinyan and Tang Tang with a smile on his face, making a look of preparing to start lightly.
According to the script discussed between Huang Tengjie and Chao Xinglong, Wu Xuan at this time should be able to heroically save the beauty and step forward to stop it, and then this group of gangsters will have the opportunity to use their fists and feet to beat people, and then when Wu Xuan is disabled, Chao Xinglong will stride forward again, and heroically save the United States with a fierce manhood, but the reality is ......
"Huh?"
Chao Xinglong was stunned, and the little gangster who was about to do it lightly was also stunned, the script was not written like this, why did Wu Xuan pull Liangmei to hide behind Chao Xinglong......
That's right, it's like playing a game of eagle catching chickens, all hiding behind Chao Xinglong, so Chao Xinglong bore the brunt of the face-to-face with the gangsters, forming a confrontation between the two powers.
"How is this going to go on?"
Chao Xing's longan beads made up his mind as soon as he turned around, this scene was originally to show his heroism, and as for the pain of Wu Xuan, it was simply piggybacking. Now that Wu Xuan has thought that he has retreated as a soft egg, isn't it the best time for his hero to appear? So he roared and said:
"Bastard, in broad daylight, he is a hooligan in the street! If you don't get out, you'll be beaten all over the ground looking for teeth! ”
Previously, Li Xinyan and Tang Tang already knew that this gang of gangsters and Chao Xinglong were in the same group, so when they saw this group of gangsters appear, they were not afraid at all, but watched from the wall with a mentality of watching a play. At this moment, Wu Xuan pulled the second daughter back, so the second daughter understood and hid behind Chao Xinglong very cooperatively, wanting to see how this scene would go on. Therefore, when I heard Chao Xinglong's passionate dialogue, I felt like vomiting, but unfortunately Chao Xinglong, who was in the plot, didn't notice it at all.
"Huh? Is the plot going to play out like this? The little thug also rolled his eyes, and punched without saying a word. Anyway, according to Huang Tengjie's requirements, this scene must be deliberately played as a goof, since it must be a goof, let's just wear it thoroughly.
"Oops!"
The two fists collided, Chao Xinglong's body was like a rock, and the gangster was blown away by a punch, and he sat on the ground with a butt.
"Huh?"
Chao Xinglong was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, this is the play? Didn't you say that if I'm okay, I'll have to take a few hits to be more realistic? But when I think that there are eight people on the other side, this is just the beginning, and the plot of how many hits I took should be staged immediately, right? So he was determined and attacked again with a majestic fist.
When the gangsters in the back saw that the leader had already entered the play, they naturally followed suit, and a group of people surrounded Chao Xinglong for a long time. During this period, the thug's fist landed on Chao Xinglong's body, as soft and weak as slapping dust. On the other hand, no matter who Chao Xinglong's fist touches, it will be exaggerated and blown away by a punch...... It's also too fake.
Chao Xinglong couldn't fight anymore after fighting...... Or it's more appropriate to say that he can't go on, this play is too fake, and he can't even watch it himself.