Qin Ming still wanted to say a few words to encourage Lu Miaohan, but as soon as the words reached his mouth, he felt that the aura on Lu Jia's body had changed, and it became a little cold, which was the rhythm of beating people.

Qin Ming immediately took a few steps back, guarding carefully.

Lu Jia didn't pay attention to Qin Ming's movements, but touched Lu Miaohan's head, and said softly: "You will call me mother in the future, don't listen to Qin Ming's bewitchment, you think your mother is so beautiful, she must be able to get married, even if she doesn't get married, those men don't have vision." ”

"Mommy is so nice."

"Of course, as long as my mother is good in the world. You remember that if this kid Qin Ming talks nonsense again, you can tell your mother, and I will make him regret coming to this world. ”

Lu Miaohan pouted her cute little mouth: "Okay." ”

Lu Jia said: "Miaomiao, go eat with your mother." ”

"I want to eat noodles."

"Let's go eat noodles."

"Wait." Lu Miaohan stopped when she pulled Lu Jia's hand, and a man in Mai in her group pulled the corner of her mother's clothes and said, "Mom, your thief put tweezers into that sister's back pocket, and half of that mobile phone has been exposed." ”

"Qin Ming, help me."

"I'll wait for you here."

Although Qin Ming was reluctant to stretch out his hand to pull Lu Miaohan, he had to do so, the strange thing was that Lu Miaohan was so sensible, she didn't raise the bar with Qin Ming for the time being.

Not only the three of them, but also many people shook their heads and left, obviously not wanting to wade into this troubled water.

This can't be blamed on the warmth and coldness of human feelings.

Because there are still many ordinary people in this world, they just want to live a stable life, and if they remind the girl that the revenge of the thief will outweigh the losses, which is what everyone is worried about.

But Lu Jia didn't worry about this, she shouted that there was a thief while running.

No matter how stupid the girl is, she feels that something is wrong, and she immediately turns around and finds that her mobile phone has been in the hands of the thief, and the thief immediately runs away.

"Stop."

The woman and the aunt beside her said at the same time.

But the thief couldn't be stupid, let alone funny, so he continued to run forward, but he didn't know that a figure was already waiting for him in front of him.

"Stop for me, hurry up and return the things to the family, or you'll have to crawl back." At this time, Lu Jia stood in front of the thief and said coldly.

The thief knew that the woman was talking about himself, but he turned around slowly, pretending not to know anything.

Bang!

The ground shook slightly.

The legs are kicking, and the strong wind is blowing.

Lu Jia's body was like a cannonball, and he kicked the thief's back in the air, and the thief suddenly fell and ate, but Lu Jia didn't stop.

Bang Bang Bang!

Bang bang bang!

Lu Jia's fists and palms alternated, she was about to be cool, and then she picked up the mobile phone that the thief stole away, and said, "I warned you just now, but you didn't listen, who is to blame?"

You'd better call the police now and turn yourself in, saying you've been caught stealing, and if you don't call the police now, I don't know what will happen? ”

Lu Jia clenched his fist, and his finger bones came out crisply.

Everyone was surprised, and the thief hurriedly called the police and turned himself in, after all, his life mattered.

After Lu Jia obediently called the police and turned herself in, she then handed the mobile phone to the woman and reminded: "In the future, be careful." ”

"Thank you for helping me get my phone back."

"Yo Yo Yo... Where do you not meet in life, thieves are still stolen. ”

Qin Ming pulled Lu Miaohan and walked over.

He already knew that the woman who had been stolen was the same woman who wanted to steal his wallet last time.

At that time, the woman was caught by Qin Ming, and the woman grinded and came up with all kinds of tricks, saying that she was pregnant and abandoned the fetus... Anyway, it's a mess.

Qin Ming never expected that on such an occasion, he directly mocked: "The thief was stolen, are you ashamed?" ”

Aunt Ming, who was next to her, said suspiciously: "Young man, what are you talking about?" ”

"Aunt Jing, let's go, don't pay attention to strangers." The woman held a middle-aged woman in her forties next to her and walked slowly away until her figure disappeared.

"Qin Ming, what nerves do you have?"

Lu Jia really wanted to beat Qin Ming, but considering that he had to help him carry the suitcase, he dismissed the idea for the time being.

Lu Jia walked over and grabbed Lu Miaohan's hand, and before Qin Ming let go, Lu Miaohan let go very quickly, and also blew the hands he had just pulled together, as if he wanted to blow Qin Ming's bad luck away.

"Meow, don't you want to get an inch?"

Qin Ming is very angry now, he has endured Lu Miaohan again and again, but Lu Miaohan doesn't give himself any face at all, just forget it if you don't give face, you still keep hurting me.

Did you end up torturing me?

God, I won't call you Ye anymore, you don't love my grandson at all.

Qin Ming's angry flame burned completely, and his fierce and lovely face seemed to think that this little girl was still quite good, and it would be better if his attitude was better.

No way. Children must not be tolerated.

Qin Ming glared at her lovely eyes again, helplessly, Lu Miaohan not only stuck out her tongue and made a grimace, as if she was also mocking Qin Ming's incompetence in her words.

"Mom caught the thief, great."

"That's what you deserve to be your mother, come to Miaomiao, kiss your mother." Lu Jia actually squatted down, Qin Ming had never been so gentle in the east, and he felt like he wanted to vomit.

Kiss!

Lu Miaohan stood on tiptoe and kissed Lu Jia on the face, her big eyes flashed, her little tiger teeth were revealed, and her cute expression was very cute, very >

Qin Ming Miaohan's cute big eyes and a little baby fat face, he couldn't control it, he wanted to knead and pinch Lu Miaohan's face, but with Lu Jia's goods, he didn't dare to cross the gap.

He could only pinch Lu Miaohan's face.

Qin Ming was already unhappy, and the scene was even more unhappy, so he directly snorted and said: "It seems that I really think of myself as a mother, and I don't know..."

Lu Jia interrupted him: "Qin Ming, is your skin itchy again, do you want me to scratch it?" ”

"Mom, beat him up."

"Hehe, it looks like you're still holding it..."

Before Qin Ming's words were finished, he felt that the aura around him had become a little cold, and he suddenly remembered the scene where Lu Jia beat up the thief just now, and suddenly goosebumps appeared all over his body, and he recognized it and smiled:

"I didn't speak, Meow, do you mean you want to eat noodles? We'll go now. ”

"Hmph." Lu Miaohan glanced at Qin Ming, seemingly with extreme contempt.

The sound of Lu Jia's hand bones suddenly sounded, and he said coldly: "Qin Ming, I warn you, I mean you can call her Miaomiao, not meow, you read the fourth tone to me." ”

Qin Ming's color suddenly changed, and he deliberately scratched his head to find a reason and said: "Anyway, Miao Miao and Meow are the same, you also know that my hometown is in GX [GuāngXī] Province, and the first and fourth tones on our side are not very clear, so you can bear with it a little bit." ”

It's pure nonsense.

Qin Ming could tell it clearly.

But who called Lu Miaohan, this girl didn't give her face because he deserved it, and if she didn't give him a little color, she thought that Lao Tzu was afraid of her as a child.

He just didn't want to read the fourth tone, because the first call was meow meow, it seemed to be feeding the cat and teasing the cat when he was a child, and it felt very cool.

"Are you kidding me? I remember that it has been four years since you came to the capital to study, and it doesn't matter if you can't change your accent, if I hear you read for the first time, you won't have to speak in the future. ”

"Shall I try to change it?" Try your best, that is, don't change it, Qin Ming won't be stupid enough to read the fourth tone, why should he change the fourth tone if he reads the first tone?

Qin Ming is not like a sick fool.

"As much as possible?" Lu Jia's tone suddenly rose a lot, and his eyes were direct.

"Sister Lu, I will definitely change it, Miaomiao, you listen to the fourth tone, although it is a little difficult, but I have learned the fourth tone, and there will definitely be no first sound in the future."

"Barely passing, take the suitcase, sister treat me to eat noodles."

Lu Jia pulled Miaomiao and walked forward, Qin Ming was secretly speechless in the back, fortunately he was witty and cowardly, otherwise with Sister Lu's resolute means, he would have to lie down for at least three days.

Ramen restaurant.

Qin Ming, Lu Jia, and Lu Miaohan sat down around a small table.

Qin Ming just wanted to beckon, but the waiter had already arrived in a hurry, and took two menus to give them a menu, obviously wanting to give Qin Ming and Lu Jia, but Lu Jia actually gave a menu to Miaomiao after taking it.

The three waiters were weird, and finally waited quietly on the side,

Qin Ming almost went mad, he felt that his dignity had been lost... However, Qin Ming has not had dignity since the beginning of this novel, and he really wants to cry.

"What kind of noodles do you want to eat?" Lu Jia said to Miaomiao.

"Mom, I'll eat whatever you eat?"

Lu Jia knew that Miaomiao hadn't eaten any noodles, but she didn't know much either, so she said: "Qin Ming, I make noodles all day long, what noodles are delicious?" ”

You're talking like that.

Qin Ming's face suddenly turned green and black, he soaked noodles almost every two days, it was when he was in school, and now his brother is rich... Uh, rich? … I don't know.

Qin Ming took the menu very unhappily with a sigh, his eyes were full of ramen names that he had never seen before, and he suddenly felt that his instant noodles had something to do with this ramen.

But.

Qin Ming couldn't be embarrassed because he hadn't eaten ramen, so he pretended to be very experienced, pointed to the menu on it and said to a pair of waiters: "This braised beef ramen tastes pretty good, so let's have three bowls." ”

"I want three bowls too... Three bowls. Miao Miao said loudly, and she seemed to be still in a state of excitement when she was dancing.

Qin Ming and the waiter are all strange, are you here to kick the restaurant?

Are you deaf?

I'm talking about a total of three bowls of ramen, you want to ask for three bowls alone, you tease me? Even if you give it to you, you can't eat it, if you can eat the three bowls, Lao Tzu will eat it live in the post bar...

"Waiter, a total of six bowls of braised beef ramen." Lu Jia said at this time.

"Okay."

The waiter was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses and said, "I'll serve you soon." After he left, he muttered that young people nowadays are really good at beeping, can they use so hard to eat a bowl of ramen?

"You're crazy." Qin Ming said.

Lu Jia and Lu Miaohan pretended not to hear anything, and were still talking and laughing over there, Qin Ming didn't know how many times he was ignored, he suddenly shouted angrily: "Lu Jia, you have to pretend to be a local tyrant when you eat a bowl of ramen, are you sick?" ”

"Do you like to eat or not?" Lu Jiadao.

Count you ruthless.

Qin Ming touched his stomach, he can only pit Sister Lu now, he has no money now, and he will not have money until he is paid or his novel wins an award, so he can only settle for now, but he also knows Lu Jia's hot temper.

Qin Ming said speechlessly: "I'll eat two bowls at most, and you can do the rest yourself." ”

"You can only eat one bowl." Lu Jia said angrily.

Qin Ming's expression seemed to be like a ghost, and then he wanted to slap the table and laugh, he wanted to laugh in the dark, he was stunned for a long time before he said:

"And what about the rest?"

"I have two bowls, and Miaomiao has three bowls." Lu Jia said very seriously.

"Puff..."

Qin Ming's saliva flew onto Miaomiao and Lu Jia's faces, and the two women glared at Qin Ming, Qin Ming had no choice but to cover his mouth with his left hand and his stomach with his right hand laughing.

This year's jokes are cold.

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