At work on Monday, the fat man walked up to Zhang Guodong, thought about it, didn't dare to arrange the extra work to Zhang Guodong, and turned around and handed it over to another college student who came last year.

"Xiao Wu, you can type these materials into electronic manuscripts, and 5,000 words will be turned into 10,000 words. You're a college student, so that's a big deal, isn't it? ”

Zhang Guodong shook his head, there were already people in the office who specialized in writing manuscripts, and there were typists in the printing room, no matter how you look at it, it is not their turn to do this, but the fat man likes to find work for them. In Zhang Guodong's view, this is the golden fat man's means, putting pressure on them and letting them give gifts.

An hour later, Zhang Guodong moved his neck and fingers and got up to go to the bathroom. It's really a quiet job now, I only need to work two or three hours a day, and the rest of the time I can read professional books or novels.

When Zhang Guodong had not finished smoking a cigarette in the bathroom, the fat man also came to the toilet. The two glanced at each other, and the fat man smiled at Zhang Guodong, while Zhang Guodong ignored the fat man and threw the cigarette butt into the urinal and left.

Hey? Zhang Guodong suddenly thought of a good idea, this is the scene he dreamed of in his dream. Of course, it's not the golden fat man who smashes it with a water balloon and screams, but the golden fat man loses the adult unconsciously!

He condensed a small water balloon in his left hand, and while the fat golden man was washing his hands, he threw it there, and at the same time left the bathroom himself.

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Jin Xin looked at his hair in the mirror, meticulous, one of his eyebrows was crooked, and he had to trim his eyebrows after work.

He walked out of the bathroom with his head held high, his hands behind his back, maintaining the majesty of the leader.

Well? Why are a few people over there smiling at him and pointing fingers?

No, a few sisters-in-law here are also laughing, and there is a meaning that they don't dare to see it, what's going on?

He looked himself up and down, and suddenly his face changed!

Why is his crotch wet?!

Jin Xin took three steps and made two steps, ran back to the bathroom, and looked down at his crotch, how did this look like peeing his pants, but he definitely didn't.

Could it be that I accidentally got it when I was washing my hands just now? That's not right, the height of the sink is just right to his waist, and there is no way that water will collapse into his crotch.

What now, how is he going to get back to the office? And so many people saw it just now, he is going to become a joke for the whole unit, right?

Jin Xin's mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he took it out, it was actually the phone number of the general manager's office.

"Jin Xin, where have you been, why hasn't anyone answered the office phone?"

"Mr. Zhao, I'm in the bathroom, and I had a bad stomach this morning. What's the matter with you? ”

"You come to my office, I have something to explain to you, hurry up."

The phone hung up, but Jin Xin was dumbfounded. How can he go to the boss's office like this now? If the boss sees that he is peeing his pants, he will not be kicked out immediately.

By the way, call and ask someone to bring him a pair of pants. Those construction workers, quality inspectors and so on, often keep a pair of sweatpants in the locker, when they go to the construction site, sweatpants are much more comfortable than trousers.

"Hello? Xiao Liu, you find me a pair of pants and send them to the bathroom. Don't ask so much, if you want to send it, you will send it quickly. ”

Jin Xin waited patiently, but five minutes passed, and Xiao Liu still didn't come.

Just as he was about to call again, he heard someone coming to the bathroom. In order to prevent more people from seeing his ugly deeds, he could only hide in the bathroom cubicle.

"Eh, did you see it just now, the fat golden man peed his pants!" An irrepressible excited voice said.

"What? Is the fat blonde peeing his pants? It's impossible, he's so big, he can still pee on his pants? ”

"What is impossible, I have seen with my own eyes. You ask Xiao Zhao, you ask Sister Yan, they all saw it. Who knows if it's the fat blond who pees on the bifurcation and doesn't pay attention to peeing on his pants? Hahaha~~~"

"Oh, that's a shame. Such a big person, still peeing on his pants, and the most important thing is that he was seen by his colleagues, I think the fat man should take sick leave to rest at home these days, right? ”

"I don't know, but he disappeared in a flash just now, and I guess he went home and changed his pants."

As soon as they finished peeing and were about to go out, they saw Xiao Liu walking in with a pair of pants, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Director Jin, Director Jin, I brought the pants you wanted." ”

The two of them glanced at each other, Director Jin was in the toilet cubicle? They hurriedly ran back to the office with their heads down, they shouldn't have been discussing this matter in the toilet just now. However, Xiao Liu's words also confirmed that Director Jin was indeed wetting his pants, otherwise why would Xiao Liu send him pants?

Just now, Xiao Liu was about to give his pants to Jin Xin, but Zhang Guodong suddenly came over to talk to him about something. Zhang Guodong was stunned and chatted with him for five or six minutes before he left under the help of all means. He trotted to the bathroom with his pants, but he didn't see Jin Xin there. I didn't take the phone on the desk, so I could only shout.

A crack opened in the compartment of a bathroom, and a hand stretched out from inside, and at the same time, Jin Xin's angry voice came: "Hurry up and give it to me!" ”

Jin Xin changed into pants, but he was even more angry. Is this Xiao Liu an idiot, with such thin pants, he doesn't dare to make too many moves at all. But Mr. Zhao had to hurry over again, so he took small steps and ran to Mr. Zhao's office.

"Mr. Zhao, I'm late."

Mr. Zhao frowned, looking at Jin Xin's ridiculous dress and twisted gait. How can you say that you are also the leader of the unit, how can you dress like this?

"Jin Xin, you go and read this document carefully, and then write a feasibility analysis report to me." Mr. Zhao was stunned when he saw Jin Xin like this, and he had a lot to say, but now he doesn't want to say it.

Jin Xin saw that Mr. Zhao was unhappy, and felt that he should explain: "Mr. Zhao, I got my pants wet when I washed my hands just now, so I borrowed one from someone else, and it was too late." ”

"Okay, don't explain it to me, hurry up and go back and get this right!" Mr. Zhao waved his hand and asked Jin Xin to get out of the way like a fly.

Jin Xin turned around, and planned to stride away as usual, but he forgot that he had changed into a very thin pair of pants, but he didn't expect his steps to be bigger, only to hear a tearing sound, and his whole body was petrified.

Mr. Zhao also grew his mouth, with a look of disgust: "Get out!" ”

Jin Xin held the documents in front of him, then covered the back with one hand, and ran out of Mr. Zhao's office quickly.

This time, he passed by more offices, and more people saw his embarrassment. But Jin Xin can't help it, Mr. Zhao's office is the farthest away from the bathroom, and it is unrealistic to hide in Mr. Zhao's office, so he can only run back to his office quickly. I didn't dare to take the elevator, and the stairs I walked on, just like that, were seen by a few people smoking in the stairwell.

Jin Xin feels that today may be his end, unlucky things one after another, how should he go to work tomorrow?